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theaceofarrows · 8 months ago
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Welcome to the family
[Dick on the phone with Wally, while walking up the manors driveway]
Dick: I still can't believe that he got another kid! I'm gone for a few weeks, and suddenly, he gets empty nest syndrome, unbelievable
Wally: Yeah, definitely didn't see that one coming. So, have you met the kid yet?
Dick: [groans] I'm about to, not that I'm overly thrilled about this
Wally: I get it, dude. Just make sure not to take it out on the kid too much
Dick: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be a complete jerk. After all this mess isn't the kids fault
Dick: Ugh, I just hope this kid doesn't act like Bruce hung the starts or something-
Dick: [opens the front door]
Jason: -you really like the Frankenstein movie more than the book?! B, how STUPID can you be?!
Wally: [still on the other end of the line] What was that?
Dick: ...I'm gonna have to call you back, Wally
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[Later]
Dick: [holding back laughter] And then, after he threw the tire iron he said- he said "Try and catch me you big boob!"
Wally: No way! He did not say that to Batman!
Dick: HE DID!
[hysterically laughing]
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the-simple-creature · 1 year ago
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This is cannon
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samwinchestersgirl83 · 3 months ago
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Sam and Dean definitely fucked nasty in the Impala and Crowley definitely called their asses out on it.
“My the things I have heard…”
Sam and Dean exchanging guilty as hell (heh) looks.
What else could he mean for you to look so guilty boys?!?
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tea-time-with-the-gaye · 6 months ago
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They deserve a photoshoot, happy pride month jmart.
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the-great-knight-gay · 1 year ago
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Luke: *sending off Percy and Annabeth for their quest* And here's some flying shoes!
Percy and Annabeth: *blushes violently*
Luke: *thinking* Oh gods do they know?
Percy and Annabeth: *thinking* Wow he's really pretty
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nilocstrashbin · 4 months ago
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fan art of benny dying in a glue trap
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nexternalknowsthingz · 3 months ago
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Lil headcanon that I honestly see as canon:
All the Curtis brothers collectively forget to eat. They’ll all try to remember but they really never do.. but the funny thing is, if Darry forgets to eat Pony and Soda will remind him to, if Soda forgets to eat Darry and Pony will remind him to, and if Pony forgets to eat.. Darry and Soda will force him to-
They all remember when other people don’t eat but never themselves.. like one day Pony gets a stomachache and freaks out but then Darry reminds him that.. if you don’t eat.. your stomach will hurt- AND THEN PROMPTLY Darry made him pancakes 🩵🫶
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chuuyas-gay-little-hat · 3 months ago
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akutagawa: i’m going to kill you jinko
aya: daddy?
akutagawa: not now, princess… daddy’s trying to hunt the big scary tiger
atsushi: what the fuck
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marvins-linguinie · 2 years ago
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eddie, opening his door: steve? you're early.
steve: oh. i thought i was supposed to pick you up. the theater is far away, and i didn't want you to have to drive.
eddie: well, you're already he- steve. who are those flowers for?
steve: um
eddie: steve.
steve: you. look, i've never done this before, and im so used to dating girls, so i picked up flowers not even thinking. sorry.
eddie: you got flowers... FOR ME?
steve: yeah?
eddie: flowers?
steve:
eddie: for me.
steve: yes.
eddie: YOU GOT FLOWERS FOR ME?
steve: yes. YES!
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beetheyapper · 5 months ago
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MUSIC I THINK THE POETS WOULD ENJOY
this is not time period accurate but i do not care. i at least tried to keep it pre-2000s. also i’m 100% projecting my music taste onto them. deal with it? spotify playlists, each of which has around 30 songs, are linked below each description ! i spent forever on this 😭
Charlie Dalton
i’m not sure that i could pinpoint very many artists he’d particularly like, but this is a classic rock boy right here. he’d be into ac/dc, motley crue, led zeppelin, etc. perhaps a bit of duran duran (this is where i’m projecting the most.) songs about s3x and women, and songs that make him feel like the rebel he is. (this playlist has been gale hansen approved on twitter btw)
Neil Perry
oh i just know this kid would be into some funk and pop, especially 80s and perhaps even new wave (i’m again projecting). now THIS is a duran duran fan (specifically their early stuff), which is unsurprising since the lead singer has a drama degree. he’d also probably like fleetwood mac, and would be well-versed in the band’s drama. duran duran, wham!, fleetwood mac, abba, maybe even some hall & oates. songs with complex lyrics and also songs that make him wanna dance. lots of upbeat stuff because though he has things that bother him, he’d rather do anything but dwell on them.
Todd Anderson
honestly, considering they’re roommates, i feel like neil would’ve had a bit of an impact on todd’s music taste, so there’s some band influence there—but regardless, i think todd would be into more mellow and emotional songs. jeff buckley comes to mind, along with the eagles, the beatles and maybe a splash of the smiths also pls pretend now and then didn’t come out last year. he would also be letting it linger i fear
Knox Overstreet
knox would be similar to Charlie, as they probably bond over shared music taste just as much as everything else. very heavy on the classic rock, but a lean more towards songs about needing someone and love songs as he pines for Chris. Tom Petty, Robert Palmer, The Cars, and a bunch of songs introduced to him by Charlie. He sticks more to genre/theme than to a specific artist methinks
Richard Cameron
contrary to what some may think, i think Cameron would absolutely groove to some rock n roll. HOWEVER. he is a 60s-70s rock n roll elitist. he thinks Billy Idol’s cover of Mony Mony is a disgrace. he wholeheartedly believes the Beatles are the best band to have ever graced the planet. The Beatles, The Beach Boys. The Rolling Stones, etc. Maybe even some Simon & Garfunkel. Him and Charlie argue a lot about which decades were the best years of rock music
Gerard Pitts
free my boy. he just wants to dance he ain’t do nothing wrong. his music taste has definitely been influenced by some of the other poets, in the sense that if he hears a song with a funky beat that makes him want to dance, it’s added to his mixtape IMMEDIATELY. for this reason, i’m thinking lots of funk and groove. play that funky music white boy! Bee Gees, ABBA, Talking Heads, Pet Shop Boys, etc. as long as he can dance to it he could care less who it’s by
Steven Meeks
another old rock, but more on the calm side with some hints of folk and fun. Donovan, The Beatles (paul is his fav for sure), The Beach Boys, and he definitely loves every white person anthem, including Sweet Caroline. he likes to groove with Pitts but also like soothing music to study to !!! i had to consult my friend on this one i fear i was drawing a blank
AND THAT is my opinion on each of the poets’ music taste. did i squeeze Duran Duran into almost all of them? perhaps. they’re my fav band let me live… feel free to listen to the playlists (please listen to them. pls i don’t want to have made them in vain.) and maybe even become spotify moots with me :D
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wishwingalpha · 7 months ago
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Sol x Blackstar art in honor of the eclipse! (Ik I’m late but shhh)
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I don’t think they have a ship name, but if they don’t I’m coining Eclipse.
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clattylesbian · 1 year ago
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Steve: [sigh] I wish Eddie was a girl.
Months later:
Robin: Are you happy now?
Transfem Stevie holding transfem Eddie's hand: This is not what I meant.
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thehistorykev · 3 months ago
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The Languages of Love by KevAaron
1. Words of Affirmation: Kevin always struggled to express his desires or feelings that weren't related to Exy. For Aaron, words were the first step towards an emotional security he had never experienced before. Katelyn, his now ex-girlfriend and best friend, taught him the power of words. Over time, Aaron learned to use them. Kevin struggled at first. The idea of verbalizing his feelings without it sounding like weakness was difficult; the words felt bitter, stuck in his throat. It wasn't until his relationship with Aaron that Kevin understood the importance of this. The first time Aaron told him how handsome he was, how intelligent and good he was for him, Kevin lit up like a lamp. Compliments weren't rare, but they always came with his image of Kevin on the court or his public persona. For Aaron, he was another kind of beauty and intelligence. Kevin was good just for being Kevin. So, the path he took to finally say every morning how adorable Aaron looked under the sleepy mist, with crumpled cheeks and messy hair forming an image Kevin wanted to keep forever, took time. Kevin loved him and would say it whenever he felt like it. Aaron was the best thing that ever happened to Kevin; Aaron loved him as if he were brand new. And that was more than Kevin could ever ask for.
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im-his-druidess · 1 year ago
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Yes I'm obsessed. No I will not stop 😌
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sleepy-autumns-world · 9 months ago
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Cas: *the kind of person to collect cool rocks*
Sam: *the kind of person to identify the rocks and their uses*
Dean: *the kind of person to throw said rocks at people*
Bobby: *the kind of person to sit back and watch the carnage*
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only-one-brain-cell · 4 months ago
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Carmy trying to act Sydney out: you… me… food..
Sydney: you want to cook together later? We’ve been talking about the summer menu and I have a few things in mind.
Carmy:…. Sure
Sydney: great your place?
Carmy: ok
Sydney: awesome, I’ll meet you there tomorrow.
Carmy walking away: nailed it
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