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How I imagine Sarah J Maas writing

Aelin: I am the most powerful woman to walk this earth. I am proud to have my scars, and I will not shy away from any opponent.

Sarah: Aww that’s nice. I love how far she’s come, but I think she needs a little more of a challenge. Oh, I’ve got just the thing.

*proceeds to write Maeve defeating Aelin and taking her away in an iron box to be tortured for two months*

Rowan: I raised my middle finger in response to her crude comment.

Feyre: His cock was bigger than any mere humans.

Sarah: No this is just too explicit, not appropriate at all. Let’s see now, vulgar gesture and considerable length. All better.

*proceeds to write page 351 onward and Chapter 55*

Dorian: Fenrys was the most beautiful male I had ever seen.

Chaol: Though I still had a place in my heart for Aelin and Yrene, my love for Dorian was never ending.

Sarah: No I just don’t think this is a love story that is going to work. The gay romance just doesn’t seem to click. But I’ll still find a way to incorporate it some how. Wait a minute, I know!

*proceeds to write about Aedion being with a Bane commander even though he ends up with Lysandra anyway*

———It’s not that I don’t stan Aedion’s bisexuality, or the amazing relationship between Hasar and Renia, but it would be nice to have some LGBT+ romance present between some of the major, major characters*

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Terrasen Court on a road trip:

Rowan driving because he doesn’t trust anyone else.

Aelin in the front checking her hair in the front mirror and also opening and closing the roof much to Rowan’s annoyance, but he doesn’t say anything because he knows what will happen if he does.

Lysandra in the seat behind Aelin with her earphones in, ignoring everybody and generally chilled.

Elide is in the back middle seat because she wanted everybody else to be comfortable and sit where they wanted, but she is also a bit squished.

Lorcan was originally next to Elide, but got moved into the trunk because he kept brooding and complaining about Rowan’s driving.

Fenrys is now in Lorcan’s seat and in his wolf form, hanging his head out of the window and Aelin laughing about it.

Aedion decided to go separately on his motorbike, and keeps beside Aelin’s window while getting glares from Rowan because he is dangerously close. He also tries to get his wife’s attention by doing tricks on his motorbike, but just gets a load of vulgar gestures from Rowan.

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So you know Abraxos and Narene, Asterin’s wyvern, and that their mates? I always thought that it would be cool if Petrah’s wyvern, Keelie was his mate as she was really nice to Abraxos in Heir of Fire. And like I kind of want a wyvern drama spinoff, with Abraxos as the main character, and some kind of love triangle between the wyverns. I also kind of feel like the wyverns would all be gossiping about their riders and latest events. I basically want a whole other book series about Abraxos, because he lost all his wyvern friends and his mate which is just really sad. He would also definitely be some kind of edgy vegan wyvern.

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When your friend whose just started reading tog calls her Celaena

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Aelin and Dorian coming out of a bookstore like