#this fucking sucks actually
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I'm calling everyone out today.
#final fantasy vii#ffvii#final fantasy vii rebirth#ffvii rebirth#ff7#cloud strife#literal coolest thing ever#this fucking sucks actually#fallenchungus#meme#I get it#I get the appeal#I really do#you see through the MC's fake “cold distant merc” persona#you're exercising your media literacy skills so good for you#and nobody wants a one-dimensional edgelord for a protagonist in this game anyway#but it's starting to turn into pure flanderization in the OTHER direction#and that's just as boring#reducing a protagonist of this level of nuance and complexity to nothing more than pookie-posting gets old too#you've got the “deconstruction of the classic RPG hero” part of the story but left out the reconstructive part at the end#let's try for something a little more interesting than that from time to time shall we?#that's it that's the rant#enjoy your day
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Hi so im having a rlly bad day
The analog horror creator Vintage 8 might be antisemetic. Thats fun/sar
i didnt think about this when i first watched their series, but thanks to what others pointed out i now understand the harmful undertones.
In one of their analog horror series they talked about “reptilian aliens pretending to be people and invading the government” or something along those lines which is a heavily antisemetic statement, even if they didnt mean it that way. Also they apparently showed footage from world war 2 and hitler for shock value, which is also really fucked up and insensitive. I hate this so much because i got really attached to their series “the oracle project”, it was one of the best portrayals of the “sentient ai takes over the world” troupe ive ever seen, and i was hyperfixated on it for a while.
#This fucking sucks actually#They had some really good and creative stories that you didnt see much in the analog horror genera#i praised them for a while over these stories#i know it sounds kind of parasocial but it just hurts so much#analog horror#Vintage 8#the tangi virus#the oracle project
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NO PAYOFF FOR HALF A YEAR OF FED WORKER JAIDEN LORE BUILD UP WOOOOO !!!!!! TIME TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!!! 👏👏👏
#suicide cw#or whatever you people know i'm shitty and tag nothing so I DONT KNOWWWWW#this fucking sucks actually
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it#and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about#why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks'#you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it#anyway#mine#asexuality
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Her footsteps’ echo was unbearable. She only hung on to sanity thanks to the map ensuring she wasn’t lost in the tunnels.
“Inspection my ass.” She grumbled, stumbling on ahead. The sudden orders from above made her miss the shuttle surface-wards– And her vacation.
She reached the end. The scanners blared.
She didn’t need them to.
The human outline in the rough, recently-drilled rock was obvious.
She searched her bag. She’d appropriated some equipment.
The rock crumbled away quickly under the drill.
The skin below was warm.
She breathed deeply, now having a shuttle to catch, and cargo to smuggle.
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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More silly Luke Skysilverfoxwalker doodles
in my mind, almost nothing of the sequels is canon, but Luke is still grumpy and somewhat depressed, his dad tries to help tho
#star wars#luke skywalker#star wars sequel trilogy#anakin skywalker#my art#is a whole different thing in my mind like i gave rey and keylo a whole different personality and arc and#theyre like barely side characters in the background and the main guys are finn poe and rose#i love finn and rose so much#i might ship rose and rey though#ben 'what the hell is a kylo' solo skywalker#ben 'i actually suck so bad at the force i can barely lift a pencil and i couldnt ever be a jedi or even a sith if i tried' solo#rey isnt a palpatine... palpatine definitely is dead because what the fuck#force ghosts#sequel era
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sam: hey cas we think dean accidentally got hit by a truth spell, i'm gonna try to kill the witch can you stay with him
cas: of course
dean:
cas: we can keep quiet so you won't be forced to say anythin-
dean: i want your cock
cas:
dean:
#sam coming back: hey guys false alarm there isn't actually a sp-#*sees sucking and fucking ensuing* okay im leaving and soaking my head in bleach#destiel#deancas#castiel#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#j.txt
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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have you guys seen the leaks
#kamen rider#kamen rider gavv#gavv spoilers#NAH GENUINELY i only saw his henshin before tapping out but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK#shouma gavv i love you and whatever you got down there#if gavv ends up sucking i'll actually cry#HIS EYES GLOW!!!!!!!! 'JUICY' IS INCORPORATED INTO THE SOUNDS!!!!!!!! FUCK DUDE#snack rider save me... save me snack rider.......#i want his hoodie. i do. it looks so cozy
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day 1765
#amphibian#frog#self#frogsona#thanks everyone for the congrats and well wishes!!!#genuinely meant a lot :)#healing is going super well!! i was expecting it to be a lot worse tbh but i'm mostly just tired#the post op binder SUCKS though i understand why it's useful but i can't wait to be out of it#today (day of posting) i FINALLY got to see the results for the first time though!! after getting the big bandaids and stitches removed#they didn't take any pictures of the results before taping me up so i've had to be sooo patient#actually seeing it felt unreal im so happy?? it already looks amazing and it's healing so well#i keep looking back at the pictures i took holy fuck that's me!!! it feels so right i have never felt this good about my body wow
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Sigh,,,, new AU alert.
This is genuinely so fun though UGH I’m gonna do so many of these
((Pearl is an average sized orca))
If you’re wondering,,, yes,,, shark monster au,,, everyone’s a shark,,,, or like whales or whatever
Silly sea creatures
#art#fanart#my art#original art#Splatoon#Splatoon au#splatoon art#au#au art#splatoon fanart#splatoon Marina#Marina splatoon#marina ida#splatoon Pearl#Pearl splatoon#pearl houzuki#whale shark#killer whale#actually I made Pearl a killer whale because I just got the pun… killer wail…. killer whale…#ha#not sure what to name these#Splatoon…. sea critter au#or just#sea monsters#sea monster au#yes#fuck it#i suck at naming things#it’s five twenty two in the morning I have not had one single night of decent sleep#all because of this. I LOVE THIS
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Not me drawing art for my own fanfiction jeez 🫠
And a link to the fic, in case you're interested;
My Darling, Orpheus
#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#is this slightly embarrassing?#a little yeah#but im actually really fucking proud of the pheonix i drew so suck on that#my art#charles rowlnad fanart#edwin payne fanart#the hardest part about this was drawing & symbol#I've always drawn it as a 3 with a line through it which is NOT right so idk where i picked that up from
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POV your client shows up at your job with his German Shepard friend to attack ur balls
#fantasy high#the image of these two in big ass suits stayed permanently in my mind#Alston hughes sucks major ass but leave that guys balls alone#actually nvm fuck that banker#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#d20 fhjy#dimension 20#fabian seacaster#fabian aramais seacaster#fig faeth#figeroth faeth#d20 fanart#fantasy high fanart#cins brainrot art
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Indie ttrpg designers
We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return
Do I get to roll a d20?
Because I like the d20
That shape pleases me
I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers
I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me
I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me
I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like
Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round
#ttrpg#dnd#so many people so close to super good points about the problems with dnd#and then they go ‘and as an indie designer you should just play Other Games (mine)’#and like. it’s a good point. it also very clearly underlines that you’re marketing via negativity and i’d actually really rather just hear#how good your game is? complaining is not an access point to my wallet#for real tho rec list this shit#indie ttrpg#i have Math Rock Requirements and also i hate d10s for no discernable reason#i don’t like the rest as much but d10s man. i just. i hate em#they are Bad Shape#skinny tutu bitches#not even good for caltrops#xoxo fuck you d10s#i get the math for probability and shit is easier on smaller dice but have you considered:#d20 shape good#and also d20 easily maths into 100 for percent calculations#which is why it’s weird i hate d10s they’re the only other dice that don’t Fucking Suck to calculate percents from#i know a 13 on a d20 is 65% bad#the fuck is a 5 on a d8#(it’s 62.5 but that’s my point fuck decimals)
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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 
Sparity.
#magicalgrimm#ask me#there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful#where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her#so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again#and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl#it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment#actual textbook groomer behavior#and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her#but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack#it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship#I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids#but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome#especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’
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