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When the stupid front door breaks so Mama and Papa say they’ll have to cut back on your egg budget for a while.
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I’m a musician and I recognize the need for practice BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOES EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE HAVE TO PRACTICE THEIR INSTRUMENTS AT EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY
I’m trying to get shit done and the constant noise is sucking the life out of me. The man finished the whole upstairs himself for his instruments and didn’t even think of soundproofing for recording purposes. I haven’t even found a place yet and I’m already looking at soundproofing.
#All my instruments are quiet. No I don’t want to plug my kalimba in for everyone including the neighbors to hear.#I don’t use your amplifiers for a reason.#Yes I have earplugs; but one can only use earplugs for so long before they start falling out from the slick of five hours of earwax buildup#and the stupid fucking clock going TICKTOCTICKTOCK I’m going to shoot myself through both eardrums#If I go in my bedroom for any amount of time I get a concerned “What’s wrong? You don’t want to see me anymore. You hate me now? Ahaha.”#“Come out and see us”#And the bedroom is situated directly under the pedal steel guitar so if he’s playing it I can hear the ceiling creak and groan above me#Every time someone tells me “Oh you’re so lucky to live in a house with so much music” I want to SCREAM#It would be one thing if it were just an acoustic guitar for two—three hours a day… you have to understand:#This man is up there sometimes with full backing tracks being played through subwoofers ALL DAY AND NIGHT#the same songs over and over and over again for YEARS with month-long spurts of creativity where he goes up there all day#I’m not being mean; I’m being overstimulated and driven to insanity#This is one of the reasons I’m moving out; but the overstimulation is hindering me from doing what I need to do to move out#This house#This fucking house#It’s a sensory nightmare#vent tw
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every scene in abigail is so fucking yellow
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folk hero really
#house md#gregory house#stacy warner#Peter Foster#screencap#s02e10 “Failure to Communicate”#longpost#yeah bribe him in 5s#maybe throw in some viagra too fuck it#long post
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There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US, and 650,000 homeless per the very bias official numbers, or 23 houses per person
#There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US#and 650#000 homeless per the very bias official numbers#or 23 houses per person#homeless#poverty#housing#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#earth#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords#landlords are parasites#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#landlords are the worst#class war#oppression
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#hehe#seal meme#love this animal meme#seal#EDIT: OH FUCK THIS HAS OVER 1K NOTES. thats wild#2k#3k#that one clip of patrick looking under his house yelling WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE#sprout speaks#4k#5k#10k#15k#20k#25k#30k#35k#40k#45k#ok what big blog reblogged this. please god help me#50k#60k
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and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse
#the way this applies to FUCKING EVERYTHING#the talented mr ripley#tom ripley#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#snowbaird#snowjanus#sejanus plinth#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#tbosas#fight club#soapshipping#tyler durden#the narrator#the secret history#charles macaulay#killing eve#villaneve#eve polastri#hotd#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#rhaenicent#primal fear#aaron stampler#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham
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now i'm deadass that my roommate is straight trippin
other than some random frozen meat, there's hardly any room for any other people's food in both the freezer AND the refrigerator
all this written "do not touch" in the fucking bags like we're in middle school or some shit
i'm not going to get mad, i'm just going to stay in my lane, but it won't be long till the other housemates eat her food because it's the only good thing in this house
and i don't wanna hear anybody's lip when it happens
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hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw
#i miss her (video store) every fucking day she wouldn't have dreamt of charging so much to show me a movey in my own house#and she'd sell me a pop corn
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average friendship
#astonishing how many 'we're fucking' jokes can you fit into 10 seconds#house md#hilson#james wilson#greg house
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some more deleted scenes of them. "look who is back! my old partner!"
then bill just... holding ford in order to calm down damn pack it up buddy
also i know people talk a lot about obsession on bills part but ford was also obsessed OBSESSED alright
#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#ford pines#i mean fords whole house is a shrine to bill#his windows are triangles with one eye. his roof is a triangle. he has triangle carpets.#the whole fucking attic is a triangle#the obsession was mutual bro#deleted scenes
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We're off to battle again, old girl.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.04 The Red Dragon and the Gold
#house of the dragon#hotdedit#rhaenys targaryen#meleys#eve best#hbodaily#targaryensource#gameofthronesdaily#dailyflicks#userhayf#usermali#usermal#userbecca#userquel#useriselin#jokerous#dixonscarol#userelenagilbert#usereme#*#the queen who never was#the red queen#hotd#hotd spoilers#LMAO FUCK CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SWITCHED THE EP TITLE ON ME
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
#and he was so fucking real for that#if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible#yall dont even understand i would be irate#imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension#toxic yaoi fr fr#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#dipper pines#alex hirsch#after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3#and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days#my posts#text post#yes yes the angle pun was on purpose
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Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
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Death to the white Christian puritain
#Toh spoilers#the owl house spoilers#the owl house#watching and dreaming#Lumity#plus the sideline str8 relationship in favor of the gay ones!#i love huntlow but that was so great to see#raeda#clawthorne family#Willow park#Lilith clawthorne#Aladarius#papa king#10k#1k#5k#50k#edit: GUYS I KNOW HUNTLOW ISNT STRAIGHT THIS WAS BEFORE THAT INFORMATION WAS RELEASED#guys this post is fucking reblog bait it’s not that big of a deal calm tf down
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#homeless#homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency#homeless people#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#fuck landlords#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions#landlords#i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14#court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid#we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act#landlord#rental#rent#auspol#politas#ausgov#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich
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