#they're so gross i love them

[embhm]

Yes, I’m still with them :)

[aithusarosekiller]

Funny modern au shit again 🙏

Regulus: Oh, my brother said he can come and get me so I'll be fine to get home on my own. He should be here any second now.

Pandora: Oh it's so sweet that you two are finally reconnecting. We'd love to meet him!

Sirius, pulling up on his motorbike like a textbook androgynous rockstar and climbing off to come and hug him: Hey Reggie! Good to see you.

Regulus: Hello, thanks for coming to get me.

Barty: ......That's your brother?

Regulus: Yes?

Sirius: Hey guys!

Dorcas: JESUS FUCK

Regulus: Um, okay. Can you all stop being weird? It's just my brother.

Evan: Reggie, there is no way you, mr-I-must-order-my-socks-by-brand-and-fabric, are related to THAT.

Sirius, nodding with an arm around Reg's shoulder: I say the same thing to myself every day...

Regulus: >:(

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this ;w;

[palilious]

Haven you can't call your bf gay that's not how you flirt

[cravemore]

“    and    you    do    it    so    effortlessly,    ”    beams    up    at    him,    letting    eyes    flutter    shut    against    the    feel    of    his    slips.    swoons    at    every    word    and    touch.    how    dumb    had    she    been    for    letting    this    go,    and    what    an    uphill    battle    it    had    been    to    get    him    back,    but    it    was    worth    it.        “    you’re    gonna    make    me    sound    so    lame.    i    really    have    to    say    it    all    ?    ”    she    pulls    back    from    the    almost    kiss    to    give    him    a    ‘    really    ’    look,    but    it’s    a    tease.    she    would    say    most    anything    he    asked    in    this    moment.    “    i    promise    not    to    be    the    dumbest    girl    in    the    world    and    break    your    heart    for    the    second    time    …    as    long    as    you    don’t    break    mine.    ”    digits    smooth    other    his    neck,    pulling    him    back    in    for    a    feathered    kiss.

"  one  thing  about  me  is  that  i  was  born  cheesy  ,  you  know  i  like  to  make  your  belly  flop  ,  "  he  admits  ,  cheeks  growing  red  from  it  .  as  she  wraps  her  arms  around  his  neck  ,  bodies  pressed  up  against  one  another  there's  a  smile  forming  across  his  lips  from  her  words  ,  liking  the  sound  of  it  .  .  .  that  they  belong  together.  "  promise  what  ?  "  he  hums  in  curiosity  ,  brushing  his  lips  against  hers  slightly  .

[lazy-toad]

"panthy-poo" I HATE THEM <3

[floridian-vigilante]

rewatching episode seven... the way Del handles him so carefully after getting away from the dance... the way Wayne and Del smile at each other after waking up... the way Del holds herself as close as physically possible to Wayne on the bike before they've even started to drive??? She wasn't nervous to visit her dad because she thought she'd have him at her side??? because at that point it was reasonably unfathomable to her that he wouldn't be with her in that situation??? Ugh!!!

[ripcrispyblonde]

she's giggling again when she feels his nose bounce against her cheekbone as he pulls away from planting a kiss on it. glad that he had done the gentlemanly thing to give her the only open barstool because by now she would likely be swaying on her feet herself (or quite literally crumpled to the floor when he'd lay that line on her). the blonde hasn't been aware of anyone else in the bar since they entered and she's not about to start paying attention now. triumph shines in her eyes when sam's laughing harder than she's ever seen. that's a win if she'd ever known one and she's wishing that she could bring that level of elation to his life for every moment of it; he deserves it.

she presses her lips against his with every kiss. one of her hands wraps around his waist and the other slides into the back pocket of his jeans and gives him a little tap. her eyes are on his when he finally gives her a second to respond to his rhetorical question. ❝ you may have told me once or twice, but it's always nice to hear. ❞ a teasing grin before she's leaning in to press another kiss to his lips. he's said it to her nearly every day since the first time he'd said it. she waits another moment before she returns the declaration of love. ❝ i love you so much, sam winchester. i hope you're the only person that ever throws another terrible line my way. ❞

are the other patrons of the bar rolling their eyes or making gaging gestures across the bartop to their friends? she has no idea. even if they were, she simply wouldn't care. this was a perfect moment between them, even if her friends would largely disagree with their flirting tactics. ❝ i say one more shot and we get out of here. ❞ is the bartender already preparing their tab to cut them off? she has no idea about that either. ❝ ooh and some cheese fries -- they sound so good right now don't they? ❞

cheeks and the bridge of his nose bright red from too much liquor soaking his brain, sam dishes out what he thinks is the line / joke of the century! UNABASHED! we're talking boom! laying that right on her like he had a winning spread of cards in his hand he was FORCED to play. her reactin? damn near having her drink come out her nose (it's already dribbling down her chin!) says he was on the mark! he grins sloppily. ear to ear. wide and toothy. swaying as he "stands" beside her chuckling when she yells his name. nose scrunched, eyes glistening--he swallows another shot and blows out a breath before scooping up a glass of water and chasing the burn with cold.

thank god he swallowed before she spoke up again. pro tip! attention jerked back to her from the hand nudging the empty shotglass within grabbing range of the bartender--sam mouths sorry to the girl of his dreams (cause that's what jess is! she can't get any more perfect! even if she's got four eyes at the moment! she's gorgeous, smart, and didn't kick him in the balls when he compared her to a pile of shit! only laughed! c'mon! you can't get any better?!) before leaning in and pressing a kiss to her cheek. the tip of a pointed nose bounces off her cheek on his slow-motion draw back, sure. but the affectionate gesture remains the same!

zing!!! she gets him back with a swing and a SOLID HOME RUN! gold tinted hazel green eyes flash round as saucers and he laughs so hard he's gotta put a hand on his belly to keep himself from falling over. (don't ask. it works! try it sometime!) "jess-i-cuh!!!" mimicking the way she said his name, sam stares at her with mock shock after losing his proverbial shit then both hands capture her cheeks and pull her in close. "i love you. you know that? i love you so freaking much." lips meet lips, he chuckles once--twice against her mouth then kisses her tenderly, a soft peck that hovers close before peppering itself right over the little spot he left glistening.

[chaos-potat]

I feel like being mutuals means so much less than everyone makes it seem

You literally just follow each other, that's it

Most of my mutuals probably don't even remember who I am after I stopped drawing for them

Edit: the rant in the tags is more about being annoyed with people who tell me they like my art and follow me, but that's it, no art support at all

[7-oh-ta1]

As a lazy person, nothing make me more frustrated than when I start cleaning to avoid thinking. Like why am I giving myself extra chores

[fate-defiant]

I can't believe they put my boy Mytho "does fucked up shit to himself because his entire identity and self image relies on being loved(in the right way by the right people)" and my girl Rue "does fucked up shit to everyone else because her entire identity and self image relies on being loved(in the right way by the right people)" togehter in the same show and never did anything to meaningfully juxtapose and explore All That

[rhela-xiv]

my heart // my light

[fizzyghosts]

Hywel is inspired by a mix of my issues with stories with nonhuman protagonist/about nonhumans becoming human AND vet posts ive seen warning people about the dangers of anthropomorphisizing animals. Its fine to joke about your pets doing things out of spite or other human emotions, it does put you at risk of not being able to read their body language correctly. Cats dont cry out of sadness, a cat crying, with actual tears streaming down its face, is a sign of a medical issue. A dog smiling isn't doing it bc its happy, it means its nervous. Not being able to spot these is bad, and sometimes even dangerous, for you and the animal.

If you never get past Hywel's human appearance and treat him like one its like getting a reactive dog, doing zero research or training, and then taking it to a dog park. If Hywel mauls someone in town then its on you.

[sysig]

*blows a multidimensional kiss* For Scarab (Patreon)

[saym0-0]

transformers smut writers are cowards for making their genital situation resemble a humans at all

[supersecretnerd]

Ok so these designs are cute as hell, the Internet is just mean

I have too many thoughts about a game I still need to watch