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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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i need to becomr friends with everyone

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first rule of drawing emdubya you give him big sad eyes

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My contribution to the triangle factory meme

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‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"

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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

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My wife would NEVER (he absolutely would)

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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relistening to any woe.begone episode is like woah why didn't anyone tell me how good this podcast is

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rane's out on stage saying "our prophet is strong and wise and infallible and really good at everything and probably has a six pack idk I haven't checked" and faulkner's sitting there on the throne with the posture of a piece of wet seaweed and probably not a drop of blood left in his body

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Edgar is so wonderful, If there was more than 1 of my husband id be so much more than in his fuckin walls.

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

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.oughouhhughuouhuoghhh forgotten how to draw again.

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Oh Tex it was awful

I missed these two