#w.bg spoilers

[helen--richardson]

normal podcast horror stories: [genuinely very spooky but also like, a little bit grounded in reality]

woe.begone horror stories: he was keeping a bunch of clones in a warehouse in order to make his HORSE BIGGER

[unparalleled-alacrity]

MIKE WALTERS CUTS HIS LEFT LEG OFF AT THE BOULDER

[stupidsexygrizzop]

[carbonated-olive-juice]

"Cowboy (gender neutral)" not included so everything has a fair shot

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

Everyone else: *Committing the Horrors/ Experiencing the Horrors*

Ty:

[lazy-toad]

WHAT is going on in the Compound

[quisters]

Listening to early WOE.BEGONE vs late WOE.BEGONE

[7cfc00]

The good guys win again.

[WOE.BEGONE ep 168: Anonymous Councils/Edible Bombs]

[spacedryadkepler]

“Who is Ty Betteridge?”

this guy is the schrödinger’s cat of all time. simultaneously my favorite and least favorite woe.begone character, every episode is opening up the box and finding out which one it’ll be that week. (this is a compliment, i adore the moral greyness ty betteridge brings to the table!)

he’s been on the favorite character side all season because where is he!! what has happened to him!! somebody find ty betteridge!!

the pen says flinchites ‘cause i think it’d be funny if they had flinchite-branded stationary as part of the inside joke. (and i just wanted to write something on the pen)

[orchidbreezefc]

taxonomy of living mikes chart

woe.begone is a normal show that i am normal about and so i made a chart of every mike in the show as of episode 140. contains spoilers up to that point obviously

this excludes mikes who were retconned to have never existed because that would be every correction ever run, so every mike here is either alive or stopped existing the old fashioned way. it also excludes speculation, so this chart reflects information we are currently given to understand is true, though some of it definitely is not.

EDIT: this is the correct one. now. i hope

[thatcakelovingwitch]

"everything is going fine, mike."

[unparalleled-alacrity]

god I love that TXDawg (or ig the iteration soon to be previously known as TXDawg) is right. You can FEEL Edgar's ghost. He hasn't been in any of the episodes or had a single line of dialogue this season, and yet he's everywhere. They were in his basement, MW mentions Mustardseed this ep, he's impossible to separate from the tapes. He's everywhere

[stupidsexygrizzop]

Mighty Little Horse

[carbonated-olive-juice]

Appreciation post for Anne in episode 5. the woman heard that her friend from college who she hasn’t really talked to in a while “died in a home renovation accident” and she went “he would not fucking do that” and BROKE INTO HIS APARTMENT, then when she couldn’t find any leads there she STOLE SAID DEAD FRIEND’S PHONE FROM HIS GRIEVING PARENTS, decided to play the game that got her friend killed, and SHOWED THE AFOREMENTIONED GRIEVING PARENTS A VIDEO OF THEIR SON SAWING HIS LEFT ARM OFF AT THE SHOULDER TO WIN AN ONLINE GAME. she was NOT normal even before woe.begone but that’s not even all. when the dead-now-alive friend goes “wow you did all that for me?” she IMMEDIATELY shuts him down and tells him that she only did this to figure out what happened, she ended her email with “if i lose, you die” like a totally normal person which technically happened in episode 4 but it feels relevant. she then asks him to help her kill a cop, goes through HORRIBLE trauma, and when Mike apologizes for what she had to go through SHE SAYS SHE LIKES WHO SHE’S BECOMING. FUCKING WILD THING TO SAY AFTER MURDERING SOMEONE. godddd and how she was scared during the entire process of yknow. killing a cop who was known to be violent and threatened her and now look at everything she’s done.

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

No idea whats happening this season, but I get the sense that this would be the funniest time for Matt to come out as bisexual

[lazy-toad]

Anneeeeeeeeeeeeeee she could be out there somewhere Anne my beloved she could be out there