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Havent caught back up yet but this is my general understanding of this seasons Theme

I may have gone a little overboard here, I started out intending to make a simple little poster but well. an Event Occurred. and here we are

Anyway, here some stills and full images

I made all this with screenshots, stock images, and the W.BG fonts

Please appreciate my 'W.B1G1' discount code, I think I'm very funny

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While they didn't all make it to the final video, these are the "Product Photos" I had

Top to bottom, left to right its intended to Edgar or Edman, Marissa, Ty ( although that ones not particular ), Outlaw, Sly, and then Michael, just in case its not very clear

Also wanted these to have the vibes that they were not aware they're being photographed, which hopefully they do, idk

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This is the full list of "Product Options"

I intentionally didn't use proper character names to try to give more of a dehumanizing effect.

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Fun fact! I dont know how to do video edits so all the movement that's not the timer or the glitches was just me manually moving and saving everything, which I guess just leaves the cursor and options list, so Those Things.

It took 200+ frames so if it looks a little janky, that's why!

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That QR code just leads back to my Tumblr, though I doubt many people will scan it lol

And that's all I really have to say about this, hope y'all like it, but even if not, I had fun making it either way

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Looking up about the kinds of keycards they might have had in 1980 and damn I guess he found some inaccuracies

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Y'all get a Michael collage today

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I can't think up a good joke for this, I just need yall to know about this system of measurement

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With everything going on here, I completely missed that Helen said that lmao

Ty 'Bird-Bones' Betteridge, my beloved

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I steadied my pistow, bwought it as cwose as I c-couwd to the *boops your nose* back of Edgaw’s head without touching it, hewd >w< my bweath, and squeezed the twiggew. Thewe was a woud pop and Edgaw swumped against the window he had been pressed against, *huggles tightly* dead ^w^ instantwy. T-The buwwet exited >w< and stwuck the window, cwacking it but nyot shattewing it. Bwood dwipped d-d-down Edgaw’s face and into the seat ;;w;; undew him. I sat the gun in the centew consowe, puwwed out my phonye, and called H. My hands wewe shaking. I had actuawwy donye it. I hadn’t been suwe that I had it in me, but I actuawwy *screams* did it. *runs away*

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And today we have - Troy Themed Collage:

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Have this thing that's not funny, but ☝️

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I like to think that Felix looks exactly like his dad did, there's just so much potential there, from current time on into the future like. Imagine you're a child, a young teen, your dad is your idol, the Most Important Person in the World to you, you meet some of his friends, relatives, and they look at you and they go "Oh, you look just like your dad did at your age!"

And you're thrilled, because of course you are, you look up to your dad so much, you wanna be exactly like him, and now people are telling you that you even look the same as he did, it's great!

Then he dies.

And now, you see those same friends and relatives and they look at you and there's pain there now and they say "You look just like your dad did when he was alive when he was your age."

And they're trying to be nice, and there is comfort to that, he's always with you in that way, but it also means you can never get away from it, no matter where you go, it's always there.

You try to go out with friends, to relax, to try to forget about everything for a little bit, and someone comes up and "Oh, you look just like your dad did."

You go away to college, you come back for holidays, "Oh, Felix, good to see you, its been a while! How are you enjoying school, god, you look just like your dad did back when he was in college..."

You move away, to an entirely different country, no one who knew your dad is here, there's no one to comment on the similarities. One day, you catch sight of someone and, for a few moments, you're very confused, because 'Huh? Why is your dad here? What's going o—Oh.'

That's you. It was just a reflection.

Turns out there is one person here who knew your dad.

Time goes on, one day you're back home for a visit, someone sees you and says "Hey, wow, you look so much like your dad did."

...

So much.

Only so much.

Because you don't look just like your dad did anymore.

You can't.

He never got to this age.

Now they say "You look so much like your dad did" and all you can do is wonder.

Would you have looked just like him?

Would it have still been exact? Would your dad have looked like this? Would his hair have gone grey at the same time, would he have gotten the same wrinkles in the same place at the same time, would he have had the same aches and pains, would he—

It doesn't matter.

He didn't.

He never will.

And you'll never look just like your dad again.

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And the universe decided to make that ironic

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Looking through horse breeds for Bluster related reasons You Don't Get To Know About Yet and I need you all to look at this horse breed:

and now consider how funny it would be to find out that the whole time Bluster has Also Been British

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In the Felix Chronicles, Felix killed a teenage version of himself, then in the Samantha Chronicles, Samantha is killing Child Sammies, so logically it follows that in the next series, we'll get Ty killing Literal Baby Tys, which is unfortunate, but alas, that's just how the math works out, I don't make the rules, that's how it's gotta be

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Nyews of my pwematuwe death, b-babe. Nyot exactwy what I w-wanted to heaw that evenying. I-well, I-OwO- I even did a wittwe bit of futuwe-scouting—awso against the wuwes— to make suwe you wewen’t tewwing some sowt of cowboy taww tawe. That infowmation made it back to O.V.E.W. One thing wed to anothew. I’d get the news and then news wouwd make me panic and send the infowmation even fuwthew back untiw… weww… hewe we awe, babe. It’s a vewy… Mike Wawtews sowt of situation, if you think about it. Weawnying how wong I had weft to wive was my vewsion of the beaw attack ^w^, wight d-d-down to making questionyabwe decisions inside of the Tiew 2 secuwity buiwding.

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So does that New Michael I've been hearing about have Old Michael's memories of Sly or is my boy just still outta luck there?

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Honestly can't remember if they ever said what color Outlaw went by prior to becoming a cowboy but regardless I like to imagine that it was Teal for the one and only reason of:

Which would be both fitting and hilarious

Bonus:

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Had the thought that making iterations of someone is basically just Pirating a Guy and id just like to imagine the kind of Anti Iteration Piracy Ads that would exist in a future where access to the tech is widespread

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Information y'all might find interesting, Tumblr apparently added free badges at some point and one of those is:

Yeehaw