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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 18 hours ago

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If Michael only really started to lean into the cowboy stuff after everything with Mike and Mikey, does that mean the iteration of Michael that stayed back in his normal time period Isn't a Cowboy?

Is he just like, A Regular Mike?

If that is the case, imagine being that Michael

You send an iteration of yourself back in time and next thing ya know you turn around, he's gone whole hog Western and there's an ever increasing amount of cowboys runnin' around because he keeps making more

i'd feel like I accidentally started some kind of bizarre new disease

#i hope we meet that michael at some point and get 'why is 40 year old me a cowboy' round 2 ''Why is Me a cowboy''#unless im forgetting something or am unaware of something that was said about that Michael #which is very possible #either way. funny concept imo #w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 5 days ago

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Edgar is living in a world where, despite there seeming to be hundreds of version of his partner, they pretty much fall into two main groups

The First Group embraces his enjoyment of cowboys, at least to some extent, but this group is made up of people who will never be his — MW, TXdawg, Variations of Michaels, whoever — people who very specifically, only start this after he's gone

And it's not a 'widowed loner' thing either because some of 'em are out there cowboying it up with all kinds people including, but not limited to, a version of the Guy who Tormented You for All of Your Relationship, who may or may not also be a skinny blonde bitch (at which point i'd start questioning everything about my life, like is it me, do i smell bad, is there a height restriction i dont know about??)

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The Second Group on the other hand generally makes it very well known that they Do Not like the cowboy shit, they will not do it, and if they do, they will bitch and moan about it, just to make sure everyone knows they don't Actually like it. They may go somewhere else besides standard Mike Walters territory (Mdawg) but Not Cowboy. This is the group that his Mikes and Mikeys come from.

They are making my boy live out Orpheus and Eurydice, but the version where Orpheus kinkshames you the whole way up those stairs, turns around, watches you go, then turns back around and slaps on a cowboy hat!

Like Mustardseed truly did not go insane enough, like he should have been worse, he shouldve done more, he should've sewed a fucking cowboy hat to Mikey's damn head, it would have been fair and just Maybe this is the real reason all the Michaels can't seem to stay alive, it's Edgar's ghost getting fed up with his shit, and deciding he will get his cowboy fantasy one way or another, and ya know, good for him, he deserves that, i wish him luck, thank you, and goodnight.

I don't know but there's something very funny to me about the concept of specifically grief turning Michael into a cowboy cause like

Edgar must first die for this occur meaning he...

didn't ever actually get Full Yeehaw Michael as his husband

so its a little strange when you think about it like imagine being in Edgar's place and being into cowboys and finding out that only after you are Dead and In the Ground does your husband go full cowboy mode like, it'd be sweet but also I think id be just a smidge annoyed about that like, 'really? You couldn't do that before? When I could enjoy it? Ok then', like it just seems a tad mean ya know

Shout-out to Edgar for getting shortchanged on fronts inconceivable to the average man and still being far more understanding than I could ever hope to be

#theyre so stupid (affectionate)#give that man an award of some kind #he needs a win once in his life at least #will never understand people who think Edgar doesn't love mikey like have you seen the shit he puts up with #what version of w.bg are yall listening to because that is a man who is Clearly in love #''oh but he sometimes acts like mikey doesnt know how to do anything'' well thats because he doesnt #maybe mikey should act like he knows how to think things through for once in his life #God forbid a man be a little autistic #<- said with sillyness and autism in my heart #anywasy. i dont know what my point is anymore. I leave now

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 5 days ago

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I don't know but there's something very funny to me about the concept of specifically grief turning Michael into a cowboy cause like

Edgar must first die for this occur meaning he...

didn't ever actually get Full Yeehaw Michael as his husband

so its a little strange when you think about it like imagine being in Edgar's place and being into cowboys and finding out that only after you are Dead and In the Ground does your husband go full cowboy mode like, it'd be sweet but also I think id be just a smidge annoyed about that like, 'really? You couldn't do that before? When I could enjoy it? Ok then', like it just seems a tad mean ya know

Shout-out to Edgar for getting shortchanged on fronts inconceivable to the average man and still being far more understanding than I could ever hope to be

#its like some sort of would you push the button scenario #'Your husband turns into a cowboy BUT you die before it happens' like #idk why its so funny to me #some sort of forbidden fruit nonsense going on smh #w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg #<- 🫵 you WILL see my nonsense post

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 9 days ago

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Since the last I heard about was the TryLeg stuff and next thing I hear, Outlaw and Tex are dead, I can only assume that that company saw Outlaw make Tex his gold leg and decided they needed to die lest they start giving out more free medical care and interfere with their Profits

#killed off for capitalism reasons. during pride month nonetheless. smh #im aware i could easily just watch the episode and i would know who killed them #because i know it wasnt leg related i dont think the leg thing is even part of canon idk i didnt really look into it #but☝#its funnier this way #making up a bullshit alternative storyline til i get the energy to catch up lmao #anyways #w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg #woe.begone spoilers #w.bg spoilers

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 14 days ago

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why are they in my credit card information

#important to note: they don't show up like this anywhere else #and ive never. filled in their information. that my browser would save it #genuinely no idea how they got in there #next season of w.bg: The Compound finances my bills??#hey i wouldnt argue #w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 22 days ago

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oh everyone's out here "What if Ty starts dating Mike" this and "What if Mike starts dating Ty" that, what if Edgar starts dating Ty? Huh? Mike branched out of his dating type before, maybe this time it's Edgar's turn. Did you ever consider that? Maybe Ty's not gonna steal Mike, maybe he's gonna steal Mike's boyfriend. Maybe this is the #TygarTimeline. How would you know? Exactly. You wouldn't.

Think about that.

#idk whats going on i just saw like 3 posts and wanted to make a joke lmao #anyway. the correct answer is Polyamory #what's the question? dont matter. Polyamory 👍#more genuinely tho this is actually a concept ive thought about before #the 'mike dating ty' thing not the 'ty dating edgar' thing #like if Mike didnt get that close to edgar or if he'd met Ty before #it wouldnt seem that unlikely that he'd try to get close to Ty to get information from him #same as he started with edgar #but ty has Way Bigger advantage than edgar did #edgar had codes to get into tier 2. Ty has an entire department that he's in charge of #and when it comes to Mike's early goals ty would be the obvious choice at getting real progress #also tbh dont think Mike would give a shit about Ty's experiments if they'd been friends before like #Anne did whatever with Mdawg and Edman and the annes were the ones that had nobody try to kill mikey in storage #but they were friends before so anne is still his friend #I think it couldve been something like that with Ty if the timing had been different #but. probably not what this season is gonna be about #idk i still need to catch up about 5 seasons lmao #please understand every joke and every meme i make is using whatever glimpses i get from the tags i dont know Shit about whats happened #anyways #w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg #woe.begone spoilers

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 29 days ago

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Sliding this over as a Nobody song

#again. should probably just make a playlist #but i'll won't #woe.begone #w.bg nobody #w.bg #woe.begone spoilers #w.bg spoilers #sorta spoilers anyways #if you have no context its not giving much away #love spoilers that don't really spoil anything til you get there #they're so fun

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 1 month ago

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There's a secret part of this conversation between these 2 sentences that we didn't get to see which was them two heckling Mikey about why he's been staring at Ty's ass enough to notice this

#mikey at some point trys to deflect by saying that ty doesnt even *have* an ass to *stare at* and that. just makes it Worse #that aside if all he'd said was he saw ty put it in his back pocket that'd be entirely unremarkable #BUT saying he sees it SOMETIMES when Ty is walking around is an entirely different scenario #like man i could not tell you the contents of almost anyone's back pocket despite the great lengths of time spent around them #especially not if something is only occasionally visible #mayhaps there's just some kind of gay instinct to stare at a man's ass that im just not privy to but idk #anyways #w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 1 month ago

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I don't know where, I dont know how, but apparently, I won

#checking discord to see my friend has sent me a screenshot of this post with a smiley face attached god bless #someone mentioned a bandsaw in their post #its in there.... band saw... .my beloved....#woe.begone #w.bg

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 1 month ago

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Mustardseed really did get lucky with the kind of people that make up Base because that shit would not have worked on me, my trust in friends is too high, my self esteem too low, he'd of sent me 10 hours of the Soothing Sounds of Mikey Beating me to Death with a Baseball Bat and I'd have gone "Well I'm sure he had a good reason" and moved on with my day, like I'm clearly not dead anymore, it ain't my problem, there's no way leaving would ever have crossed my mind

#like gang i once mentioned to my ex bestie that i wanted a hysterectomy at some point cause i dont want kids and periods suck #and they got upset because (paraphrasing) then i wouldnt get pregnant if i got assaulted and they wanted to get to meet that potential chil #and my only real response was 'ah of course how rude of me' and i still hung out with them for a few more years like hello??#a lil non permanent murder aint gonna do nothing im too stupid for that #anyways uh. dont do that <-#w.bg #woe.begone #woe begone #wbg

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 1 month ago

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I know this songs gotta give Michael a heart attack every time it pops up on the radio

#whenever it come up on my playing i just go 'waow... so Michael/Edgar-core'#come on the radio in the stores sometimes too and i cant help but imagine Michael just trying to get some fucking groceries and Lo. Misery #i should just make a wbg playlist with songs that have Vibes instead of jjst sharing songs one by one but #i dont want to.#anywho #woe.begone #w.bg #woe begone #wbg

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 2 months ago

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And how about Base themed collage today?

#and speaking of collage guess who's finally done with school for now #thank god i might actually be able to work on my stuff #i have a few things planned but. we ain't there yet #anyway #woe.begone #w.bg #wbg #woe begone

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 2 months ago

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Some people think the worst part of Episode 2 is how quickly Mike was willing to cut his arm off and some people think it's the description of him cutting his arm off, but I am here to tell you that the true worst part of Ep. 2 is the fact that this fucker used a TABLE SAW

instead of a BAND SAW

which is The Saw™ used for BUTCHERY and the cutting of MEAT AND BONES

It would've gone so fast, that thing would've cut through his arm like noone's business, like the man could've had this:

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And instead he went with the TABLE SAW

Terrible, horrible, inexcusable, someone get that man into a wood shop, a butcher shop, or a tool education class IMMEDIATELY

#its even usually got at least a few buff hairy guys doing hard labor like come one itd be perfect for him #he can take edgar they can both go education is always good and useful #everyone else is yelling at mike for cutting his arm off im yelling at him for not using proper equipment #would absolutely love for there to be another round of limb removal and this gets mentioned and they use a band saw and it just cuts so wel #what base really needs is less security guards or information guys and more construction workers #anyways dont mind me im just being silly because i got into WBG right after we learned all about bandsaws #so it was really funny to be able to get into episode 2 and be like 'damn this man dont know shit about saws smh'#also hope everyone enjoys the way i go from posts that took actual effort to dumb shit no one cares about because that will continue foreve #woe.begone #w.bg #wbg #woe begone

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toast-in-a-cowboy-hat · 2 months ago

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Havent caught back up yet but this is my general understanding of this seasons Theme

I may have gone a little overboard here, I started out intending to make a simple little poster but well. an Event Occurred. and here we are

Anyway, here some stills and full images

I made all this with screenshots, stock images, and the W.BG fonts

Please appreciate my 'W.B1G1' discount code, I think I'm very funny

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While they didn't all make it to the final video, these are the "Product Photos" I had

Top to bottom, left to right its intended to Edgar or Edman, Marissa, Ty ( although that ones not particular ), Outlaw, Sly, and then Michael, just in case its not very clear

Also wanted these to have the vibes that they were not aware they're being photographed, which hopefully they do, idk

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This is the full list of "Product Options"

I intentionally didn't use proper character names to try to give more of a dehumanizing effect.

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Fun fact! I dont know how to do video edits so all the movement that's not the timer or the glitches was just me manually moving and saving everything, which I guess just leaves the cursor and options list, so Those Things.

It took 200+ frames so if it looks a little janky, that's why!