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Come get your biblically accurate cattle drive here

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Anyway I think we should give one of the Sammies to Outlaw, I feel like he'd be a good dad, and Tex and Bluster can help co-parent

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Today I have for you all: Nobody themed collage

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Got handed some mustard packets from a brand id never seen before and did a little bit of a double take

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Got curious due to the nature of Woe.begone and the fact that I'm southern and have an accent so

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The only reason Ty didn't go Rogue (Outlaw Style) last season after spending so much time with MW is because he already had a Michael and it works like PEMDAS which, alas, in this case the order of operation goes Cowboy Michael > Michael > Cowboy Mikey > Mike/Mikey, so there was simply nothing to be done

Sorry MW, you're the Multiplication of Mikes, you could never have come before an Exponent

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This is a Tex song. To me.

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Fascinating last couple of episodes

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Have a bunch of Ty themed W.BG pride edit things I made because I was bored

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i love ur blog header

hey, thank you, alas, while I do make art, in this case I cannot take credit for anything other than the cowboy hat, which i edited (badly) onto the original

The OG is here, by this lovely person who made them for anyone to use

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My, my, my, how things have changed...

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My friend, while this is hilarious, I must point out there's a big difference between 'dad jokes' and 'daddy jokes' e.g.

The reason Ty wants to be part of taking care of the Sammies isn't for the ability to mold them into good little employees nor is it for the simple joys of parenthood

No, he's doing it for one reason and one reason only.

And that reason is: So he can start making Dad Jokes

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The reason Ty wants to be part of taking care of the Sammies isn't for the ability to mold them into good little employees nor is it for the simple joys of parenthood

No, he's doing it for one reason and one reason only.

And that reason is: So he can start making Dad Jokes

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I know that Felix saying he doesn't like being called 'Fe' because "its short for Fiona" is probably just an excuse he's making up to avoid saying the Real Reason that his dad called him Fe, but I must say, when I first got to that section and I first heard that part, my immediate reaction was just:

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Collage for the Mike and Ty collective conglomerate

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Everyone else: *Committing the Horrors/ Experiencing the Horrors*

Ty:

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I hope whenever Tex comes back he's got a sick ass robot leg that Outlaw made for him, like, that man's gotta be able to come up with something cool

And like, you know Outlaw has to feel so bad

i mean we see how much Outlaw cares about him, all the effort he went through trying to find him, and then after everything, not only did he Not find Tex, Tex is coming back missing a leg, like he'd just feel awful

Combine all that with the fact that Outlaw almost definitely gotta be the one taking care of Tex since he's, ya know, a doctor, and I just think it'd be really funny if like

not only is Tex absolutely getting pampered, but Outlaw's trying to build a prosthetic, and he's just there trying to come up with the most outlandish shit he can think of, and Outlaw doesn't have it in him to outright say no right now, Tex asking for something insane and he just " oh uh...😟🥺ok.. ill do my best...😞" cut to him later "...why did i agree to adding lasers..."

Anyways