My WOE.BEGONE sideblog. Because apparently Ty Betteridge is too much of a mood and now he lives in my brain
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And today we have - Troy Themed Collage:
#there are many posts that have big troy vibes#but not nearly as many as id like that work for the Ominous Troy Vibes#hopefully the ones i picked here fit enough lol#also i swear every time i start working on a new Character Collage they end up highly relevant in an episode#anyway#woe.begone#w.bg#woe begone#wbg#w.bg troy
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Have this thing that's not funny, but ☝️

#Its funny to me. And that's all that really matters#i thought about having it say 'rhymes with die' for. obvious reasons#but i decided against it#anyway#toasts bad memes be upon ye yet again#woe.begone#w.bg#wbg#woe begone#pro tip when trying to find photos of gay black men searching ''black bears'' will not give you what you're looking for
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I like to think that Felix looks exactly like his dad did, there's just so much potential there, from current time on into the future like. Imagine you're a child, a young teen, your dad is your idol, the Most Important Person in the World to you, you meet some of his friends, relatives, and they look at you and they go "Oh, you look just like your dad did at your age!"
And you're thrilled, because of course you are, you look up to your dad so much, you wanna be exactly like him, and now people are telling you that you even look the same as he did, it's great!
Then he dies.
And now, you see those same friends and relatives and they look at you and there's pain there now and they say "You look just like your dad did when he was alive when he was your age."
And they're trying to be nice, and there is comfort to that, he's always with you in that way, but it also means you can never get away from it, no matter where you go, it's always there.
You try to go out with friends, to relax, to try to forget about everything for a little bit, and someone comes up and "Oh, you look just like your dad did."
You go away to college, you come back for holidays, "Oh, Felix, good to see you, its been a while! How are you enjoying school, god, you look just like your dad did back when he was in college..."
You move away, to an entirely different country, no one who knew your dad is here, there's no one to comment on the similarities. One day, you catch sight of someone and, for a few moments, you're very confused, because 'Huh? Why is your dad here? What's going o—Oh.'
That's you. It was just a reflection.
Turns out there is one person here who knew your dad.
Time goes on, one day you're back home for a visit, someone sees you and says "Hey, wow, you look so much like your dad did."
...
So much.
Only so much.
Because you don't look just like your dad did anymore.
You can't.
He never got to this age.
Now they say "You look so much like your dad did" and all you can do is wonder.
Would you have looked just like him?
Would it have still been exact? Would your dad have looked like this? Would his hair have gone grey at the same time, would he have gotten the same wrinkles in the same place at the same time, would he have had the same aches and pains, would he—
It doesn't matter.
He didn't.
He never will.
And you'll never look just like your dad again.
#is this too dramatic for a show where main plot points may involve a giant tiktok famous horse? perhaps... but. i dont care. anywho#posts made by a man who wants to make comics sO BADLY.#BUT DOESNT PRACTICE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT#SO I CANT#ONE DAY youll get it but in the meantime#you'll take whatever this is 🫵#woe.begone#woe begone#wbg#w.bg#w.bg felix#also im posting this because i hate it. i hate speaking i hate writing i hate having my thoughts down where other people can see them#something about the idea of writing a story writing something with the intention of being slightly poetic about it makes me feel so stupid#and so this is getting written and its getting posted to prove a point to myself#also-also why do i fucking write in second person why is this the direction my brain chose. 3rd and 1st are right there why do we go 2nd
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And the universe decided to make that ironic
#alas. riddled my boy with depression#its fine tho. he filled that void with being overpossesive of his boss/bestie/crush#as god intended#w.bg#woe.begone#wbg#woe begone#w.bg felix#editing in why did it delete half my word
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Looking through horse breeds for Bluster related reasons You Don't Get To Know About Yet and I need you all to look at this horse breed:

and now consider how funny it would be to find out that the whole time Bluster has Also Been British
#imagine being tormented by A British guy and then dating A British Guy and then it turns out your horse is also‚ technically‚ A British Guy#this could have happened to my good friend Tex we simply do not know#Bluster doesn't have to be this specific breed like there's many different British Breeds this is just the first one i noticed#anyways hopefully this is as funny to y'all as it is to me but also my target audience (me) has already been reached so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#woe.begone#w.bg#woe begone#wbg
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In the Felix Chronicles, Felix killed a teenage version of himself, then in the Samantha Chronicles, Samantha is killing Child Sammies, so logically it follows that in the next series, we'll get Ty killing Literal Baby Tys, which is unfortunate, but alas, that's just how the math works out, I don't make the rules, that's how it's gotta be
#Im getting a science degree that means you can trust me on this i know what im talking about👍#w.bg#woe.begone#ty betteridge#w.bg spoilers#woe begone#wbg
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Nyews of my pwematuwe death, b-babe. Nyot exactwy what I w-wanted to heaw that evenying. I-well, I-OwO- I even did a wittwe bit of futuwe-scouting—awso against the wuwes— to make suwe you wewen’t tewwing some sowt of cowboy taww tawe. That infowmation made it back to O.V.E.W. One thing wed to anothew. I’d get the news and then news wouwd make me panic and send the infowmation even fuwthew back untiw… weww… hewe we awe, babe. It’s a vewy… Mike Wawtews sowt of situation, if you think about it. Weawnying how wong I had weft to wive was my vewsion of the beaw attack ^w^, wight d-d-down to making questionyabwe decisions inside of the Tiew 2 secuwity buiwding.
#Hey :)#I know how much everyone loves these :) so here :) another one for your enjoyment :):):)#w.bg#woe.begone#woe begone#wbg
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So does that New Michael I've been hearing about have Old Michael's memories of Sly or is my boy just still outta luck there?
#I haven't caught up for a while so idk whats going on#just haven't had the motivation to sit down and listen to everything#need some of yall to give me the most unhinged out of context events that happen so i can try to lure my brain back into focusing lmao#for some reason ive always found spoilers actually make me more interested instead of less. idk why#anywho#woe.begone#w.bg#w.bg spoilers#woe.begone spoilers
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Honestly can't remember if they ever said what color Outlaw went by prior to becoming a cowboy but regardless I like to imagine that it was Teal for the one and only reason of:
Which would be both fitting and hilarious
Bonus:

#its both a color that's closeish to blue ( fitting with Blue working with Michaels) and also Character who Acts Different when Wearing Hat#also i love perry and. i love outlaw. ergo. it fits#that's how logic works we all know this#anywho#you're getting this post instead of a different Terrible post so be grateful#woe.begone#w.bg#outlaw ty#woe begone#wbg
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Had the thought that making iterations of someone is basically just Pirating a Guy and id just like to imagine the kind of Anti Iteration Piracy Ads that would exist in a future where access to the tech is widespread
#Someone make a W.BG version of That One anti piracy ad#you all know what i mean and if you don't just search 'anti piracy ad' it'll be right there#anyways#w.bg#woe.begone#woe begone#wbg
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Information y'all might find interesting, Tumblr apparently added free badges at some point and one of those is:

Yeehaw
#We got the Cowboyification of Tumblr badges lmao#when the hell did they add these ive seen no one mention or use them#obviously i have to use this its Highly Relevant#This isn't strictly Wbg but yes it is#woe.begone#w.bg
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Presenting this to you with no commentary

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Ya know lads, I think this may be taking cowboyification a bit too far now
Else this is some kind of Calculator mishap, which i suppose is also an option
#i know like half of us have been stuck seeing this man but if you haven't :D enjoy!!#Also this ad feels rather threatening while in this particular fandom#its like some kind of horrible irl foreshadowing#woe.begone#w.bg#wbg#woe begone#<- yes this is important you have to see it#that being said#if this needs trigger tags someone tell me because i don't know what id even use#i dont think 'flesh hat' is a standard term so
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Trying to check the weather and discovering that one of the new local meteorologists looks like an off brand David Ault is definitely one of the more bizarre news-watching experiences I've had
#i could not figure out what was happening for a lil bit there i was so confused lmao#for a solid few second i lived in a world where David Ault was our new weatherman before the rest of my brain went 'hold up'#w.bg#woe.begone#<- i guess?#its because of wbg that i even know anything about the man so like. that counts maybe?#if i check back in an hour and find that the masses are demanding my head on a pike for misusing tags we'll know i was wrong
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I love working on spreadsheets, I'm just tip-tapping away on my computer and the whole time, half my brain is focused on the information I'm inputting and the other half is just going 'Damn... Ty likes spreadsheets <3....' and ya know?
I'm having a blast, 10/10, would recommend
#*me thinking about The Character's opinions on a myriad of mundane situations* ''Now this is how you have Real Fun''#imagine being the psychiatrists who couldn't tell i was autistic like imagine being that bad at your job#how could they not tell? well we just dont know#i mean the real answer is Ableism but that's a story for later#anyways y'all will see this spreadsheet eventually. i may have gone. Slightly overboard with it but that's just how spreadsheets be#what's in is? dont worry about it :)#w.bg#woe.begone#woe begone#wbg#ty betteridge#<- i will tag all of my boring ass opinions by the way i do not care get subjected to my thoughts boy 🫵🫵🫵
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Dang, who knew Balatro had a W.BG mode?
#He just cant catch a break anywhere can he smh#anyways#woe.begone#w.bg#woe begone#wbg#<- this deeply important post clearly needs to be in the tags
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About a yeaw i-into o-ouw wewationship, m-my wifewong best fwiend died unexpectedwy. The news o-of this happening twickwed out swowwy and towtuouswy over the c-couwse of the day while fwiends and famiwy were contacting each other to f-figure out what was going on ☆*:・゚ John w-was on his way to a hockey g-game with some fwiends when I fiwst got wind t-that something had happened, but nothing was confiwmed yet ☆*:・゚ I hate hockey, but J-John woved it ☆*:・゚ and he wouwd often go to games with his fwiends〜☆ and I wouwd sit at home and scwew awound with the computer ☆*:・゚ I cawwed and towd him what I thought was going o-on. He was comfowting uguu.., concewned e-even, but he said that he was awmost at the a-awena.., and he’d be home in a few h-houws uguu.., stunned uguu.., I just said... “o-okay.” I didn’t even put up a fight. I spent those few houws panicking, texting, cawwing fwiends, w-wefweshing sociaw m-media feeds, doomscwowwing〜☆ twying to figure out what was going on. Awone.
I had weceived confiwmation of the bad news by the time John had come home a few houws watew (≧◡≦) I was in a state (* ^ ω ^) We g-got into t-the wowst f-fight that I c-can i-imagine g-getting into. I’ve never been that w-wowked u-up before ow s-since. It did stop s-showt of being a fistfight, though. It got heated. My b-body witewawwy fewt wed hot. We wewitigated owd awguments that had been peacefuwwy put to bed m-months a-ago *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ I descwibed t-these wewitigations on the v-voicemaiw message that itsewf was a w-wewitigation of this howwible day ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu I scweamed untiw I was hoawse *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ John did〜☆ too〜☆ I w-was so wesentfuw o-of him fow not coming home. I don’t think he had time ow context to p-pwocess how s-sewious the ciwcumstances were w-when I cawwed him o-on t-the way t-to the hockey match (* ^ ω ^) I fewt tewwible fow him now O.o b-but i didn’t think i was awwowed to tell him that ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu it all spiwwed out of me wike a c-cup that h-had been fuwwy i-invewted all water moving in unison to m-make a fowcefuw swap on the gwound. It h-had c-cweawwy been pent up inside of me s-still, in a s-small cowner that I onwy thought to wook at in the wowest pawts of m-my wife.
and then I t-towd him that I didn’t fowgive him.
#leaving this here as a spike pit for my friends to run into#If you're not them and you see this and you hate it please know that I am not sorry in the slightest#I do this because I enjoy the suffering of others nothing more nothing less#on my main i have something like this queued for 2 ½ years straight#once a day every day for 1000 days. because thats the limit for the queue#everyone hates it <3#anyways#woe.begone#woe begone#w.bg#wbg
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