#they're both stupid btw

[keiru-the-worm]

since no one else seems willing to draw this forsaken ship I'LL DO IT MYSELF

[beanghostprincess]

sanji having the most obvious crush on usopp because his nose won't stop bleeding whenever he sees him being hot and the smoke of his cigarettes literally turns into hearts all the time... but usopp always, always thinks it's because of nami or robin because he's always with them and he just assumes sanji doesn't like him back. and if it happens when they aren't around he just thinks "oh, well, sanji might be thinking about the girls again instead of me".

and meanwhile, sanji is having the hardest time of his life trying to hide that he's head over heels for the sniper. he's sure usopp knows because he would have to be extremely dumb to not realize, and sanji knows that the guy he's in love with is pretty fucking smart, so...

but he forgets that usopp is also pretty fucking stupid. a little detail he ignored.

because one day, usopp is so frustrated and tired of sanji acting like that around him that he confronts him about it. "hey, dude, i know you're like- like this with nami and robin and that's fine because that's just who you are. but could you not do that every time i'm around? it's getting, uh, suffocating?"

and sanji does not understand what he means. "what, like- like what?"

"like this! the way you're drooling over them all the time. the yelling. the bleeding. the smoke thing that- how- how the fuck do you do that anyway?"

"happens naturally. i think my heart is connected to my lungs or some shit at this point."

"oh, okay. cool, just- just don't do that in front of me? because- well, not cool. especially whenever we're alone. if you're not interested in what i have to say, i get it, i'm not a pretty girl like them or- whatever. but i feel a bit left out whenever you keep thinking about them while we speak and-" the sniper refuses to look at him, wanting to the get out of the kitchen as quickly as he can. he notices he's about to cry. "sometimes you just don't notice what's in front of you and it frustrates the fuck out of me, sanji, so- just don't do that anymore. got it?"

sanji can only nod before usopp turns around and goes away.

perhaps usopp is stupid after all, because he's the one that won't see what's in front of him.

[scootsaboot]

show me your hand (to hold)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Relationship: Higashikata Josuke/Nijimura Okuyasu Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Relationship Drama, Comedy of Errors, Drama & Romance, Post-Canon, By A Lot

Summary:

Okuyasu is acting weird. Josuke doesn't want to believe Yukako and Rohan when they suggest he might be cheating, but what other explanation could there be?

hiiii new jsys fic drop <3

[fireflysugarpie]

cumplane au but they both keep accidentally dom-ing each other

[fru1tt0ast]

bitches (hosea) love (hate) my mustache

[worldcleansingdragon]

as a, so called, free-thinker (dan heng and dan feng liker), I've been thinking how Dan Heng would hate his IL form while Dan Feng would hate his human disguise.

Dan Heng already seems uncomfortable using it in the game... He really only uses it when necessary (like when his companions are about to get their asses kicked). I think he even has a voiceline about how he wishes not to use this power? Yeah, it speaks for itself to me — this man doesn't want to use his magical girl transformation at all because the trauma is speaking through it.

Dan Feng on the other hand is just a pure headcanon of mine. I like to think that because of being prepared to be the high elder, he really didn't have another identity — sure, he liked having his freedom, but the moment he wouldn't be THE high elder, his identity would crumble. Hence, opposite to Dan Heng, he would hate spending too much time in a human disguise. The freedom and not being watched is nice, sure, but his entire existence circles around being The High Elder of the Luofu Vidyadhara. He feels empty without it, like he's not himself anymore.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[the-sol-eater]

I feel like my main sticking point with a lot of Post-CH2-12 Hu!Culprit theories / Hu lied about her alibi theories is that in all honesty, I simply cannot imagine Nico just... letting that slide. Especially if everyone's lives were on the line. If any Hu!Culprit people can sorta explain that thought process to me I'd appreciate it a lot

[pr-wlrrr42]

Guys... guys.....

I can't stop thinking about.. cowboys guys...

Stupid... fffreak outlaw on a horse..

And.. what if

Ssssssssherrif..

Stupid rugged ass blind man McGee over here ^

(Inspired by Arthur Morgan and Jayce Talis for his look. Idk it still looks like Ganke to me if he were more grown and without glasses. He has reading glasses instead because regular glasses make him look like a FOOL)

What if they're both fools actually

Might need to... write......... a lot...

[spaciebabie]

a (not so) fun fact about cptsd is that your symptoms can present as bpd when people treat you like shit 😁

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

they are SUCH a hot couple btw

[un-merle]

aaaa i missed the username post and thought you disappeared 🫠 how shall i refer to you now?

Aaagh sorry about that! It probably doesn't help that I haven't been active here lately 🥲

But yeah, I've been using the nickname Merlin (or Merle) in a few places for a while, and thought it'd be nice to use it here too (pronouns remain she/they)

[maulfucker]

Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.

[robertseanleonardthinker]

i know this is just entirely a coincidence, but it's interesting to me that wilson's brother danny is kinda like a combination of rsl's other roles. danny was his characters name in in the gloaming, and rsl played a schizophrenic character in the boys next door. it probably means absolutely nothing, but i love deluding myself so i'm gonna pretend it does

[dootznbootz]

I know I write about how wild Penelope is (she is) but OdyPen is very likeminded. Odysseus is just as wild and out of pocket. It's just that we already KNOW that from the epics. He's a reckless idiotic genius, same with her. It's just that Penelope was under a lot of stress and was missing her other half and that's why only a lil bit of her crazy slipped out with her sneeze omen of death. Also, Homer trying to keep her "mysterious" even to the narrator as she's the only one who can "trick the trickster".

They're both fucking crazy in the best way. It's just that in the beginning this man was just head over heels so even when she was purposely saying and doing out-of-pocket shit to try and "freak him out" he thought nothing of it and just thought "Fuck yeah, that's hot wife shit." They're both fucking weird. Both have ADHD and are reckless and silly

Odysseus: Once me and my sister went off to the cliffs when we weren't supposed to, and we messed around too much and so a big rock in the side fell off. It freaked everyone out. We never told anyone. Soothsayer said it meant no one could fish on the sea for 2 days because of how it now has two points and the boulder landed in the ocean... Penelope: ... 😧 Odysseus,😅: Haha, I don't know why I said that. It sounded cooler in my head... shit Penelope: No,no, that's fucking cool. I've fucked around with some things but I don't think I've ever done that much damage. Did you see the big splash??? Odysseus:

I can't emphasize enough how weird they BOTH are. They're both menaces together. With the whole "A joy to Friends, and a disaster for their enemies." Except it's not just to their enemies. They just DO shit.

They'll literally screw someone over with a devious plan turning away laughing and then immediately walk into a rake like some sort of loony toons show. They'd fall for the ICUP trick and then go on a rant on how that's so stupid and not a real trick and then try and pull it on someone else. THAT SHIT

THEY'RE LIL SHITS

[spacenintendogs]

"listen, and listen good, snotlout..."

[whaledocboi]

the beacam cowboy sketch from earlier set a camp in my brain i fear