#adhd bitches
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I know I write about how wild Penelope is (she is) but OdyPen is very likeminded. Odysseus is just as wild and out of pocket. It's just that we already KNOW that from the epics. He's a reckless idiotic genius, same with her. It's just that Penelope was under a lot of stress and was missing her other half and that's why only a lil bit of her crazy slipped out with her sneeze omen of death. Also, Homer trying to keep her "mysterious" even to the narrator as she's the only one who can "trick the trickster".
They're both fucking crazy in the best way. It's just that in the beginning this man was just head over heels so even when she was purposely saying and doing out-of-pocket shit to try and "freak him out" he thought nothing of it and just thought "Fuck yeah, that's hot wife shit." They're both fucking weird. Both have ADHD and are reckless and silly
Odysseus: Once me and my sister went off to the cliffs when we weren't supposed to, and we messed around too much and so a big rock in the side fell off. It freaked everyone out. We never told anyone. Soothsayer said it meant no one could fish on the sea for 2 days because of how it now has two points and the boulder landed in the ocean... Penelope: ... 😧 Odysseus,😅: Haha, I don't know why I said that. It sounded cooler in my head... shit Penelope: No,no, that's fucking cool. I've fucked around with some things but I don't think I've ever done that much damage. Did you see the big splash??? Odysseus:
I can't emphasize enough how weird they BOTH are. They're both menaces together. With the whole "A joy to Friends, and a disaster for their enemies." Except it's not just to their enemies. They just DO shit.
They'll literally screw someone over with a devious plan turning away laughing and then immediately walk into a rake like some sort of loony toons show. They'd fall for the ICUP trick and then go on a rant on how that's so stupid and not a real trick and then try and pull it on someone else. THAT SHIT
THEY'RE LIL SHITS
#like I'm exaggerating a little bit but also not...#Both are simultaneously so smart and so stupid at the same time. They're likeminded.#adhd bitches#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#also like I know I talk their hair and fidgets a bit but like...idk one of the most “intimate things” you can do TO ME is do someone's hair#or just mess with it. idk it's always relaxing and just comforting :P not even necessarily romantic. can put you to sleep#fidgeting with my OWN hair calms ME down so yeah :P also letting another person fidget WITH you?? or you can fidget with the other person??#I mentioned how I once straightened my cousin's curly hair because I fidgeted with it THAT much#really nice and just bonding you know? :D we still laugh about when I did that. We were watching a barbie movie. (bangers btw)#odypen#epic the musical#odyssey#odysseus#penelope#Water Wife
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guys turning on gray scale is really good for when you are getting overstimulated by technology but you are too understimulated to just chill out
its really nice, not perfect fix but better than nothing!
#adhd#adhd life#adhd things#adhd bitches#adhd brain#adhd post#actually adhd#neurodivergence#neurodiversity#neurodivergent#neurodivergencies#sensory issues#living with adhd#i get overstimulated#overstimulation#understimulated#overstimulated
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When he actually listens to your infodumping and contributes to the conversation and makes jokes that are actually funny and 🫠🫠
#infodumping#yes I went on for twenty minutes about Larry stylinson and one directions management so what#fuck modest#Simon Cowell? you mean salmon cowbell#larry stylinson#one direction#harry styles#liam payne#louis tomlinson#niall horan#zayn malik#neurodivergent#adhd bitches
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@1seaweedbrain1 I have a bone to pick with you. Why, pray tell, and how, did my entire page become batfam? Over fucking night? /j
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Finding out that the only reason you haven’t offed yourself is probably because ADHD trumps depression is a fucking experience
#tw suicide#tw depression#adhd bitches#wtf do I do now#like if I go on medication for ADHD am I gonna off myself??#I clearly can’t keep functioning like this tho#yikes !!!
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#its just the different types of adhd
Annabeth is the stort of person who will solve equations that have stumped mathemeticians for years in her mind while getting ready in the morning and not realize that her shirt is on backwards and her shoes are on the wrong feet.
Percy is the sort of person who will be caught in a harrowing three-way battle where if he makes one wrong move he'll be impaled, and the only thing in his brain is nyan cat running on a loop, like a tumbleweed in the desert
...they were made for each other.
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Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.
Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.
RIP decency indeed.
#Archive of our Own#Ao3#Ao3 Comments#Writing#Fanfiction#Fanfic Writing#I wrote over 100k on that fic before burnout took hold#I poured my heart into what I did manage to finish#adhd’s a bitch that doesn’t always let me write what I want to write but I got that far#don’t make me feel ashamed because you didn’t get to see the ending
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how do you explain autism and neurodivergency to a Viking from 1500 years ago?
#And just before this#Hiccup was explaining how wool is the worst texture and that he'd rather die than wear wool.#this bitch can fit so much autism#Jack has ADHD so that's how he was able to spot it#took one look at Hiccup and was like “That guy is NOT neurotypical”#rotg#rotbtd#jack frost#hiccup haddock#hijack#httyd
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Not me getting secondhand anxiety looking at the absolute chaos of this hypothetical discord user’s life based on these messages-
This person is apparently
• Travelling internationally likely very soon
• Currently having homework for an active biology class
• At least somewhat present in the moderation of a server
• Actively involved in competitive sports
• Has an engagement or event currently planned (that is understandably being ignored)
Maybe I’m lazy or something but this is enough to make me curl up and die
#random#thinky thoughts#discord#seriously this person is doing more in an afternoon than I get done in a month#sorry I’m an indoor cat#adhd is a bitch#I’m gonna go get exhausted thinking about these things
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i dont know if anyone actually likes me
it doesnt feel like they do
everyone seems so close to each other
what if theyre talking about me
do they hate me
#crush echoes writing#my writing#writing#mental illness#tw vent#bpd thoughts#paranoia#tw paranoia#paranoid#overthinking#actually ocd#actually mentally ill#bpd#actually bpd#bpd vent#bpd problems#rejection sensitive dysphoria#adhd rsd#rsd is a bitch#tw rsd#adhd#adhd problems#actually adhd#friendship problems#traumatic childhood#trauma#bullying#tw bullying
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Stargate SG-1 is the story of how one man with ADHD has to wrangle his team of three different flavors of idealistic autistics. Together, they save the world from cheesy 90’s ancient Egyptian aliens.
#stargate sg1#jack o'neill#samantha carter#daniel jackson#teal’c#that’s it that’s the show#and its glorious#if you’re wondering the tism flavors are#woman in stem#archaeologist with a gun#stoic alien warrior#starting this sideblog off with a standard tumblr nonsense post#but i am correct#I will not accept criticism on this#signed… a bitch with crippling adhd#ash speaks
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majestic gay elves
And their scruffy Bi boyfriends who probably have depression
#lord of the rings#lotr#the hobbit#aragorn son of arathorn#legolas greenleaf#thranduil#mirkwood#bard the bowman#I guess being a gay bitch really does run in the Mirkwood bloodline#adhd vs autism#but you can decide who’s who#barduil#aralas#aragorn x legolas#bard x thranduil
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Nah but let’s talk abt how ppl use disability terms/harmful stereotypes/ derogatory words so casually this disabled pride month (tw ableism below)
The new terms are “sch*zoposting” and “delulu” but shit like this has been around for years and it’s so incredibly frustrating.
Another example is those TikTok POVS about “the weird kid in class” but they are all stereotypes of autistic ppl.
Or the misuse of the word triggered, the misuse of the word OCD, the misuse of gaslighting, of cr*pple, “are you deaf?” “Are you blind?” “Hellen Keller isn’t real.” I could go on and on but I will simply say this.
Disabled people are real people with feelings, emotions and lives. We deserve to use the terms that we need to COMFORTABLY. We deserve to exist without people taking the language used in the context of ourselves and putting it in a negative light.
We deserve to exist.
We deserve happiness.
Check in on your disabled friends.
Don’t assume things about people you don’t know.
#local bitch speaks#disability pride month#ableism tw#cripple punk#actuallyautistic#actually adhd#actually ptsd#actually disabled#actually chronically ill#unreality tw#1k#1.5k#2k#2.5k#3k#3.5k#4k
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something that people don’t tell you about depression, anxiety, trauma etc is that recovery is not this beautiful healing journey where you figure out the secret to happiness and a clear head and you just come out a different person. it’s hard. it’s really fucking hard and you have to work, probably harder than you even were working before while your mental illnesses stayed dormant.
and that’s what makes me so angry about people who misunderstand disorders and their subsequent treatment. getting help is not easy. you may think that all someone needs to do is wave a magic wand and stop being the way that they are but “getting help” often means signing yourself up for regular therapy, trying out medications, trying out different forms of therapy, processing complex trauma and emotions, reconfiguring your life, challenging yourself every single day to do things you couldn’t before. it’s fucking hard!!
and to everyone out there, like me, who is going through this process - i see you and hear you and i know that we’re going to get through it. and i hate the “you’re so strong” thing but holy shit, we are strong. i know how much effort and work it takes. it’s more than just “drink water” and “go on a walk.” it’s often about rewiring your entire brain.
#mental health care#mental health#mental illness#actually autistic#actually mentally ill#actually adhd#mental health support#positive mental health#emotional validation#phobia#it will be okay#it will get better#i love you#from one mentally ill bitch to another
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My neurospicy alt brain 🧠 🙃
#neuro spicy#actually neurodivergent#audhd#actually audhd#autistic#adult adhd#adhd#adult autism#alt#alternative#memes#relatable#goth#gothic#grunge#dark grunge#emo#scene#punk#spooky#spooky aesthetic#spooky vibes#spooky bitch#goth girl#maladaptive daydreaming#daydreaming#alt girl
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Shortly after the Woodsboro massacre. Billy feels as if a huge weight has been lifted off his shoulders and Stu is high as a goddamn kite on anesthesia
#Stu cant believe it..... he finally pulled a bad bitch by being ADHD pilled.....#my fingers genuinely hurt from this it must've taken me like 4 nonstop hours to finish#scream#scream 1996#scream stu#scream billy#stu macher#billy loomis#stuilly#scream fanart#latenightsundayblues art tag#billy x stu
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