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fellow Aragorn simp but I am coming to fight for my allies let us simp together

I have a really important question

I know that many people simp over Aragorn and many people simp over Legolas

But are there any Eomer simps out there?

I never see them

Pls i need to know

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horse girl for horse girl friendship

The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien

Favourite relationships – 3/10: Aragorn & Éomer

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”Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”

“Colors Aragorn, colors everywhere.”

”Legolas wouldn’t smoke pipe weed with everyone else!!”

your right, only the finest cocaine for the elves of Mirkwood

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”Legolas wouldn’t smoke pipe weed with everyone else!!”

you’re right, only the finest cocaine for the elves of Mirkwood

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homie let me tell you you went to the WORST place to complain about “gay ships”💀

I liked your pro hobbit post until I saw that you ship Bilbo and Thorin 💀 they're STRIGHT! Not every male friendship is gay you gross fuck.

I don't know, man; seems pretty gay to me.

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Aragorn was probably the weirdest fucking kid ever

Your just someone visiting rivendel full of the most majestic people in literally the entire world, and you see this little tanned skin child with the curliest brown hair youve ever seen wondering around outside talking to the animals and mixing whatever shit he finds on the ground together and your like

"Uhm lord Elrond respectfully who the fuck is that little freak out there climbing a 10 foot tall tree to talk to a bird?"

and you find out that's his FUCKING SON???? HIS ADOPTED SON THAT HE LOVES VERY VERY MUCH

Anyways yea Aragorn was a weird ass kid but Elrond loves him and so do we

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at the end of the day we all must admit the we are just like Eowyn because I too would get massive fucking gender envy from Aragorn and fight in war

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why the fuck are you making me CHOOSE??? All of us are hand in hand running off into the sunset together in a field of flowers and that is how it should be

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Thorin you can let go of him, THORIN YOU CAN LET GO OF HIM

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going back to read the Hobbit after watching the movies is the most whiplash experience of all time because yall remember lake town right? How they met Bard on his little gay boat after escaping Mirkwood? And sneak in in fish barrels? But in the book it’s 100 TIMES FUNNIER because Bilbo washes up on the beach with Thorin, who probably looks feels and smells like actual shit. And is contemplating weather or not this adventure was a mistake and Bilbo just goes OFF on jim

to give you an idea of what I’m talking about this is basically what happened

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Banger oomf

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no guys Fili did not need to have a romance, let him be the Aroace king that he is, what he needed was for him and Legolas to bond over everyone around them 3rd wheeling them into fucking hell, and then skip off into the sunset together while Kiliel, bagginsheild, and barduil make out in a corner somewhere.

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Fili and kili doodles yipeee!!!

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I love bagginsheild because on one hand you have the one who LOOKS like they could kick your ass (Thorin) and the one who will actually kick you're ass (Bilbo)

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I love how the whole fandom agrees that Aragorn is the only one who can drive, but despite that he is absolutely shit at it