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[adds a stupid sp- before "anglerfish" to make it a fictional creature] perfect

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My daily affirmations:

Mace Windu did nothing wrong

Yoda did nothing wrong

Ki-Adi-Mundi did nothing wrong

Luminara Unduli did nothing wrong

Anakin

Obi-Wan Kenobi did nothing wrong

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A drawing I made for @legends-expo !!! They will be hosting Sean Stewart, author of Yoda: Dark Rendezvous at the convention this September 13th & 14th, so please check out the event it's really cool!

✨ You can get a postcard print of this drawing as a part of the swag bags for "Cantina Night" at the convention ! ✨

✴ Tickets available [here] ✴[Legends Expo website]

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sem and niemer on lothal for an art trade with @maulfucker !!!! i’m absolutely obsessed with them <3

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sem and niemer on lothal for an art trade with @maulfucker !!!! i’m absolutely obsessed with them <3

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sem and niemer on lothal for an art trade with @maulfucker !!!! i’m absolutely obsessed with them <3

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I lied. Put your clothes back on. I’m here to tell you why the inquisitors are the perfect representation of the galactic empire’s complete reliance on fear as a way of control and how easily that system falls when challenged

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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This isn't just a question of whether they're canon - you can still use them as backstory regardless of it's official status, and they can still have an influence on things like how you do his relationship with Qui Gon, or think about things like his self esteem even if you consider them soft canon.

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I'll say it loudly. I'll scream it from the rooftops. I'll speed down the streets and blast it from speakers mounted atop a giant truck:

HOLY FUCK TCW DID KAMAS SO TERRIBLY DIRTY (AND I MAY NEVER FORGIVE IT)

stripped them of all of their charm, created a sad new timeline where the split style is so prevalent that it even shows up in live action adaptions of the clones when the full version is arguably So Much Better. 2003 Clone Wars easily did it best. we were robbed

What is this sad display? Completely denied their rights to extreme style and full backside protection.

Don't even get me started on the butchered tragedy that is 90% of clone figures. If you really have to do the weird mashup of film/2003/2008 armor parts, you might as well include the superior kama

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listen i hope everyone is having fun and i would never tell someone to not have a harmless headcanon that i dont like

but every time i see something blatantly infantalizing a clone i take 5 psychic damage and right now im coughing up blood

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Love it when pairings are just two assholes incapable of being normal about each other.

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I'll say it loudly. I'll scream it from the rooftops. I'll speed down the streets and blast it from speakers mounted atop a giant truck:

HOLY FUCK TCW DID KAMAS SO TERRIBLY DIRTY (AND I MAY NEVER FORGIVE IT)

stripped them of all of their charm, created a sad new timeline where the split style is so prevalent that it even shows up in live action adaptions of the clones when the full version is arguably So Much Better. 2003 Clone Wars easily did it best. we were robbed

What is this sad display? Completely denied their rights to extreme style and full backside protection.

Don't even get me started on the butchered tragedy that is 90% of clone figures. If you really have to do the weird mashup of film/2003/2008 armor parts, you might as well include the superior kama

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You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.

Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.

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characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay