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canon bitchy obi-wan is better than fanon demure obi-wan. you agree.

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Never too early!~

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KotOR week: The Mandalorian Wars (+ lily)

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@cawsceries cara cara and clementine :D

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no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

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Shhhh

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

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I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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Who did you kill for this url?

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the thing i love about star wars is you can literally name your ocs whatever you want. this is my oc oingo boingo. that's my oc shit turd doogus. my oc ski'biddi toi'let. so on and so forth

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Cause I don’t think I’ve actually drawn these two together properly??

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I will always come to Zeb’s defense when people say he’s ridiculous for beefing with a thirteen year old because if I was a 35 year old man who just lived through the worst trauma of his life and then had to share a ship with two college-age adults who were certainly knocking boots in the lonely hours and then those college-aged lovers made me share a room with a plucky shonen protagonist (who then steals my fucking bed!) instead of sucking it the fuck up and moving in together I would most certainly chuck that kid off the top of a moving spaceship the first chance I got

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I will always come to Zeb’s defense when people say he’s ridiculous for beefing with a thirteen year old because if I was a 35 year old man who just lived through the worst trauma of his life and then had to share a ship with two college-age adults who were certainly knocking boots in the lonely hours and then those college-aged lovers made me share a room with a plucky shonen protagonist (who then steals my fucking bed!) instead of sucking it the fuck up and moving in together I would most certainly chuck that kid off the top of a moving spaceship the first chance I got

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(I think of the Jedi every time I see this long textpost circulate)

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very sexy indeed