#they’re so codependent

[chenfordsbee]

Come as a pair. Do not separate.

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: I’m starting to get really worried about Wednesday and Enid…

Eugene: Huh? What do you mean?

Yoko: It’s just… I feel like they’re becoming seriously codependent, like unhealthily so. It’s really concerning.

Bianca: Yeah, I agree. I’m pretty sure that they’ve been holding hands 24/7 for the past two weeks and literally have not let go even once!

Kent: C’mon, it’s not that bad! So they’re a little bit attached, I don’t blame them! They’re been through a lot together.

Yoko: Trust me, dude… there’s something really wrong with them lately. I think we need to keep an eye on them-

-Wednesday and Enid enter the room-

… continue?

Yoko: *glances over* Speak of the devil— Yo, sup?

The others in the room join in greeting the pair with varying degrees of awkwardness.

Wednesday/Enid: 😑🤝🙂

Yoko: *peers between the two* So like—we have something we wanna talk to you both about. Right, guys?

Kent: *shrugs*

Bianca: *glares at Kent*

Kent: Er—I mean right. A talk. Yup.

Bianca: *crosses her arms and nods*

Eugene: Um—yeah.

Wednesday/Enid: 😑🤝🙂

Yoko: Okay, so like we’ve been thinking—

WednesdayEnid: 😑😌

Yoko: —that you two are starting to get um… get a little too—

WednesdaEynid: 🫠🫠

Yoko: —codependuhFUCK…?

WednesdEanyid: 🌗🌓

Everyone else in the room falls silent as they can only watch in horrified bewilderment, until…

WEdneisday: 😶‍🌫️

WEdneisday: 😐

Everyone else: 😨😨😑🤓

wEdneisday: Howdy—

Wedneisday: —idiots.

Everyone else: …

Yoko: Fuck—

Kent: —this—

Bianca: —shit.

With that, Yoko, Kent, and Bianca peace the fuck out.

WEdneisday: 🤨

Eugene: 🤓

Eugene: Holy crap. That was just like a fusion from Dragon Ball!

WEdneisday: 😏

[markacademia]

charles and edwin when they became the dead boy detectives agency

[ghost-bxrd]

Hi, I was just wondering how Talon Dick would react to Jason getting tagged by either fear toxin or cuddle pollen? 🦉

Ah yes! We already had cuddle pollen in “language of birds”, so let’s go with fear toxin!

Okay so I think we can all agree it’s no surprise that what Dick would see if he got tagged… would be Jason either being turned into a talon like him or dying in a gruesome way (maybe even at Dick’s own hands).

But Jason? Well, it’s no secret that they’re… very codependent. But his fears would manifest as Dick leaving him. Abandoning him (for someone better).

Consequently he’d be a mess of begging Dick not to leave, that he’ll do better. Be better.

Dick would be panicking, trying to reassure Jason that he would never, ever leave him, aggressively cuddling and cooing at him.

Of course, none of it works. Jason isn’t actually seeing him, so at one point the image of Dick holding him would switch to someone else taking him away and Jason would turn downright feral trying to get away.

Dick is hurt, of course. But he knows Jason doesn’t mean it (right?) and so he would stay and allow every single hit to land (“it’s fine, talons heal fast”) until Bruce physically pulls him away to administer the antidote.

After many, many tears and hugs Jason would try to make Dick promise never to let him hit Dick again, even if it’s because of fear toxin. Dick neither agrees nor disagrees, which, in Dick language, is an adamant refusal.

[hellofunkytown]

dean always talks. it feels like he’ll disappear if he doesn’t. but sometimes it physically feels too difficult to speak. so sam and him end up developing a sign language between each other, with sam interpreting for dean. it freaks everyone else out but it works so. when it’s one of those days dean will just tug on sam’s sleeve, point to his mouth and shake his head and his little brother will know.

[lackadaisicallizard]

Sirius and Remus’ wedding day: the toasts

Sirius: On the first day at Hogwarts, I met my soulmate and it was love at first sight.

Peter, whispering to Remus: That’s so sweet.

Remus: Oh, he’s not talking about me.

Sirius: And now he’s the best man at my wedding, and I couldn’t be happier. I love you James.

James, tears streaming down his face: This is the happiest day of my life.

[eyedruple]

fruitcake could be butterfly by solya coded if we tried hard enough

[worm-infestation]

jon and daisy jon and daisy jon and daisy jon an

[houseswife]

[illictaffrs]

i couldn’t help myself

[sapphicola]

Okay so. What do we think of my yuri Venn diagram

(no Utena isn’t here no I’m not going to add them because I know nothing about their story NO asking about them will not make me want to watch the show more)

[morganbritton132]

Robin and Steve are perpetually single because everybody thinks they’re dating each other.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 327

You know what could be fun? In a slightly traumatic and horrible way? Crossover with JJ Tim. 

See he can’t stop the giggles, the laughs that are borderline hysterical as he holds himself in some mimicry of a hug. His fingers twitch like his mouth that’s smiling smiling smiling- electrocution is a horrible sensation that has many long-term effects. 

But there’s another child here- a pair of them, with almost theater-esque masks and claws that tap tap tap at the cold floors as they creep closer with a near air of curiosity. They’re cloaked in red and black and something about it is familiar but he can’t focus, he can’t stop laughing- 

“Well Jr-” the voice causes him to flinch, the sense of danger screaming in his head as a hand gives a too hard slap to the back. Joker Joker Joker Danger No No No Not Again- “Meet your siblings, aren’t they adorable~” 

[weirdglassthing]

Youll never guess what I started!!

While watching the first episode I forced myself to figure out how to draw rett and it paid off look at him!!

Avantris singlehandedly forcing me to learn how to draw men

Silhouettes because they look shockingly baddass, Barbie pyke because Jesus do not leave his hair unrendered, and the sketch because I find it funny

[odillisea]

prongsfoot the second james and sirius are separated on the holidays

[lambmotifz]

“wincest isn’t canon!” dean winchester canonically thinks that “little brother” is a synonym for “wife”