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the wandering painter, part one
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#artists on tumblr#illustration#animated illustration#animation#backgrounds#animated gifs#background illustration#myillust#landscape#plants#scenery#summer#hiii! just wanted to share an artwork i made that's super fresh from the oven ksfknsf#'the wandering painter' will be a series that consists of artworks that has elements that i struggle to draw and am trying to improve on!#ive always really struggled with the process of painting (for example) clouds fields grass grasslands flowers etc#despite the end result coming out satisfactory imo but i cant deny that it most of the time feels like a fluke#so this series would consist of my journey of improving how to draw said elements/areas more confidently :D#this artwork in particular - i studied and practiced how to paint/draw silver grass better along with grasses and clouds#i feel like im sorta getting the hang of it but theres definitely room to study and experiment how i can paint it better#so yeah! nonetheless i really hope you'll like this! and i hope you'll have a lovely day/night ahead <3333
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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"rebelle painter has an in depth brush engine to simulate traditional painting techniques" is all well and good until you only use your digital painting method. at least the impasto is really pretty
#hi IRL if you see this i PROMISE i am going to start the commission i am just so procrastinationpilled#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#hermitcraft s10#at least it's trying to be?? i kinda saw the leather get-up again and gave him leather chaps as i blacked out (/d)#if the quality is weird in some places blame the fact that i'm new to rebelle and the fact that i shrank the canvas down a lot to stop lag#this program is slightly a nightmare but i will get used to it... i will brave it for such nice textures#art out the oven#[scheduled]
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
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#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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So phrases like "people with uteruses" or "people who have periods" never really bothered me as much as more overtly dehumanizing phrases like "bleeders" or "birthing bodies", but I saw a post today talking about the abnormal symptoms women experienced after getting tear gassed protesting, that ended with something like "we don't know the full effects of tear gas on people with uteruses". And what struck me about that is that's not really correct, because female people without uteruses (either bc they were born without one or bc they had a hysterectomy) will still experience different symptoms after being tear gassed than male people. Women metabolize substances differently than men, our immune systems are different, our hormonal cycles are different, our skin has different thicknesses, etc. All of those things have potential effects on tear gas reactions, and are not dependent on whether or not we have a uterus. They're dependent on whether or not we're female. So saying "people with uteruses" when what is meant is "female people" is not really accurate. And I realized that a lot of times when people use those kinds of phrases, they aren't being accurate.
For example, I'm sure we've all seen people say things about how the repeal of Roe v Wade will harm people with uteruses/people who can get pregnant/etc. And while yes, it definitely harms those people, the full truth is that abortion bans harm *female* people, *regardless of if they can get pregnant or have a uterus.* Because female people who don't have uteruses can still get pregnant, and in those rare cases will 100% of the time need an abortion. Female people who deal with infertility and can't carry a fetus to term can still be jailed for miscarrying. Female people who are completely sterile (for whatever reason) can still be denied medications/medical treatment on the grounds that the treatment could theoretically harm a fetus. Female people who may currently have no uterus/no longer be able to get pregnant but who have had an abortion in the past will face increased stigma.
Here's another example:
It seems pretty straightforward- menstruation stigma is experienced by people who menstruate. But again, that's only half true. Period stigma is experienced by all female people, regardless of if they menstruate. Think about the fact that we are told female people should not hold political leadership because "what if a female president has PMS and starts a war", despite the fact that almost all female presidential candidates are old enough that they would have experienced menopause. Female people have their feelings dismissed because "it must be that time of the month", regardless of if they're too young to menstruate or too old or if they have a condition causing amenorrhea. Female children grow up seeing periods- a natural function of their bodies- portrayed as disgusting, dirty and gross, as making them unclean, as something to dread and fear. This affects them before they experience menarche, this affects them even if they never experience menarche. It affects all female people.
I could come up with more examples, but you get the idea. Reducing female people to singular body parts and organs inherently denies the reality of femaleness. All parts of us (both biological and social) interact with all other parts of us to form an experience that can't be understood by chopping us up and putting our individual functions under the microscope. In order to get an accurate picture you need to look at the whole (female) human.
#Side note: I remember when I found out that it's still possible to get pregnant post hysterectomy#So many people want to get rid of their uterus because they don't want kids#(Even though the uterus is not just a baby oven and it does important things like regulate hormones)#And it might not even work 😭#my post#radical feminists please touch#radical feminists do interact#radical feminism#radfem#radfems do touch#pls radfems I want to know your thoughts
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he is dead
#(cloud strife doing an impression of my bank account)#(i ordered the ps5)#(and ffvii remake+rebirth)#(and sonic x shadow generations)#LISTENNNNN IT'S GONNA BE MY BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS. and i wanna see that pathetic blond man on MY tv.#and also i wanna hunt the monsters in the wilds in february.#but man............ oougghhffhgh man. MAN............... that number next to the dollar sign. ouch#''lol why didn't you wait until tomorrow maybe get some good black friday sales??'' -> OH BOY 5% OFF!! WOWZA (OUT OF STOCK)#i'm so pissed at this year's pathetic excuse for black friday sales. quoth that one post: we used to be a country#ok rant over i'm just hangry and staring at my oven LOL
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People love to talk about how much arson wild does and thats fun but also lets remember that in twilight princess in order to progress the game you do have to set a building full of bombs on fire. and it does explode.
#every time i would talk to barnes after and he was like if only my storage shed hadnt been mysteriously exploded...#and im like sorry...i really didnt think that would happen...#linked universe#the scene in the game is so funny though you put fire in the oven and the bug just runs out of there and sets the entire shed on fire#and midnas like im out of here and just leaves link (in wolf form) alone in a burning building.#and then you get out and it just explodes. my shock when i was playing i was like damn. ok.#anyways maybe consider this barnes shouldnt have had BOMB STORAGE in a house made of apparently very dry WOOD with an OVEN#twilight linked universe#twilight lu#anyways does it count as arson if you are a wolf?#lu twilight
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TG: yeah i mean it probably would have worked if i had used a recipe instead of just guessing
TT: You just guessed? It took humans thousands of years to make bread.
TG: it took me like an hour?
#submission#i could guess how to make bread . i could do it#flour egg butter uh. stir#stir it til goopy. um. take goopy out of the bowl beat the shit out of it on the counter.#knead that shit like you are a little creacher making biscuits. (you are making biscuits.)#rolling pin at some point#um. slap it on a pan and put it in the oven for like#uh. oh right preheat the oven before you do any of that. to like. maybe 350F. 400. is that normal#bake it for however long. um. idk just keep an eye on it til it looks normal#take it out. eat. try not to get sick. tada#bread 👍🏼#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#rose lalonde
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Knitting a freehand bag and started wondering how often people even use patterns, anyway. So--how often do you use a pattern when you make things ? This include knitting/crochet/sewing/weaving/nalbinding/bobbin lace/tatting/etc but also things like woodworking, cooking, and baking. If you want to just pick the thing you do most often that's fine.
I personally do not use patterns as I find them far more confusing than just figuring out the construction of an item and simply making it. I do very occasionally browse ravelry for inspiration but have downloaded maybe 2. In the 5 or so years since I joined. And have followed exactly 1, which I modified every single aspect of. In my defense, dyslexia.
#poll#knitting#crochet#weaving#tatting#sewing#quilting#nalbinding#bobbin lace#cooking#baking#theres just SO MANY patterns out there and i kind of dont understand why... who is using them ???#they are so hard to follow even when written well#i get that thats dyslexia talking and not true for most people but it still baffles me#i also dont follow cooking/baking recipes but in a different way#the issue for crafting patterns is that i cant read and so i cant figure out what the hell im supposed to do#but recipes are usually lists and dont have tons of abbreviations and dozens of steps#so i can kind of read recipes but i just like doing my own thing and also have been burned by recipes before#so even if i try following the recipe as hard as possible i will inevitably change some things#like what about the whimsy. also i will use a butter wash after taking this out of the oven i dont care that it says eggs#and while i dont do legos anymore i was the same with that too. we got a kit once and my sister loved following each step#oh my god. the worst. i would covertly make other things with the remaining pieces while she assembled the thing#i do think that were i not dyslexic i would still not follow patterns#like i said i just prefer to do my own thing most of the time
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Shoutout to the uh. Three other people who enjoy platonic Traveler/Wanderer. Anyways. This is an excuse to post low quality paper drawings that I did while procrastinating school work.
The power of not wanting to do work.. where was this motivation during the summer...
#AROACE LUMINE AND WANDERER REAL. TO ME#i'd just think it'd be. funny.#also getting used to drawing lumine bc I draw her once every blue moon (when we get traveller lore)#but anyways school makes me daydream about my blorbos and I jot down silly ideas#i REALLY want Wanderer grabbing a several hundred degree hot metal plate out of the oven with his bare hands to be canon though#i mean.. we had the furnace with tatarasuna.. so maybe...#idk i find the students at the akedemiya thinking 'hat guy' is human but gradually having that belief shaken#as he does weirder and weirder things funny#wuough. i just need more friendships in the general fandom#it'd be so awesome..#genshin impact#wanderer#nahida#lumine#scaramouche#uhh yeah nahida and wanderer being friends is in here so#immortal friends tag#fig rambling tag
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the USA gets a lot of shit for not using the metric system and celsius like most of the rest of the world, but I think whatever Canada is doing is worse. distance and speed is measured in kilometers, but people's height is measured in feet and inches. food is measured in grams, but a person's weight is measured in pounds. the temperature outside is Celsius, but the temperature in your oven is Fahrenheit. and don't even get me started on how calendar dates are written.
#it's CHAOS#most countries use one or the other but canada decided ALL OF THE ABOVE#as an american living in canada it's been very confusing#i've had to learn celsius for weather purposes but my oven still uses fahrenheit#communicating height is easy but i still don't understand kilometers#the dates are really what gets me though#i've started the habit of just writing out the month instead of using the number#because literally everyone writes it differently#deeply deeply confusing
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started a sourdough starter!!! It’s not even that much abt bread; I just like the idea of having a pet and this is about the max amount of responsibility I’m looking for rn
#an emotional support living flour sludge if u will#altho the conditions aren’t ideal rn: it’s negative degrees so I don’t have a warm enough of a place probably so if (big if) it starts to#ferment it’ll take longer (which means u gotta be extra much on the lookout for mold)#could put it in the oven with just the light on but that freaks me out; I don’t wanna have the oven on for like days (even tho it wouldn’t#actually be on)#also I only have all-purpose flour & whole meal is the best one to induce fermentation#also the flour is past it’s best before date bc I haven’t rly been baking (also one of thr reasons I’m doing this bc like gotta use#up the flour somehow)#so u know we’ll see if anything comes out of this#if nothing else at least I’ll have a project for a couple days#also I’m not naming it yet; that’s for when it’s going strong bc I don’t need to be crying after getting emotionally attached to a#blob of flour & water when said blob dies tragically#march 2024#2024
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congruent of d'deridahn
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#art#illustration#redacted vega#redacted carpe deus#carpe deus#back to factory settings baby!!!!!!!!#yall are in my house now so im telling you about design choices#vega being first out the oven makes him a very special boy so he gets white horns instead of red#his hair is white and longer because he hasnt had the chance to learn what a haircut is yet#i just think its neat when inhuman 'holy' characters have white as a key colour#his eyes are red like d'deridahn's and they eventually fade to gold#in my heart all d(a)emons started with solid scleras and irises in their respective colour#but the more they embraced (*) humanity the more their eyes shifted to match human ones#par exemple if vega didnt have a death grip on his identity his eyes would probably be normal golden brown ones#his scars (which he kept to be scary and unsettle people because he could 100% just heal them) are gone#and he's got d'deridahn's face markings#huh?#oh yeah the bathroom is upstairs and to the left
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to my IRL(s) who keeps sending me disco elysium memes despite the fact i haven't played it in months THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU. HELP ME. If people have ideas on this AU feel free to have fun with it considering I. have only a few!
#zombiecleo#ethoslab#hermitcraft#scopophobia cw#hermitcraft AU#tag ramble time!#don't. worry about the text. yes it's trying to imply that etho can see us and break the fourth wall Don't Worry About It#this AU really was 'i wanna draw hermits in DE outfits who's pathetic and sad enough to b– yeah it's etho.'#'that makes cleo Kim then. I think they'd make it work' and that was it#in my heart it's also an AT so they're working a different case somewhere else in universe. mostly because i don't think them and-#-cuno/cunoesse should exist at the same time.. etho can have a drug addiction but cleo is NOT getting called a faggot /lh#Cleo getting written as 'just cleo' in text is kinda silly i enjoy it. hopefully that wasn't used in the actual game and i forgot about it#art out the oven#art wise this was really fun i locked myself in values jail but the colours turned out reasonable anyway which is always nice#yes cleo has gauges and an undercut <3#[scheduled]#EDIT: oh god. i have to add a tag for this AU#Disco Hermits AU
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this father’s day, shoutout to my dad for leaving when i was 5. without him, i might have never have needed a coping mechanism and subsequently found g/t. considering how shitty he is, honestly not a bad trade off. thanks and good riddance, king.
#i used to hate fathers day but now i do rlly good with it!#it was a very chill day. my grandpa loved his gift :)#and my pound cake is almost out the oven 🥳#honestly to anyone whos struggling with cutting off your dad: it gets so much easier#one day you wake up and realize instead of fear or anger there is just Indifference. and it is utterly wonderful
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my waffles overcooked I'm going to [remembers im trying so hard not to make suicide jokes because it will make my mental health worse] kill myself
#i couldnt think of a funny enough alternative#suicide cw#joke. mostly. i probably wont kill myself over the waffles#but theyre all burned :(#joe a while ago got mad at our old toaster oven and replaced it with this#fancy two glass door air fryer oven toaster.... thing#and i cannot figure it out#idk what it is. it doesnt like me i cant seem to get it to just toast things a normal amount :(
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