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thedisablednaturalist · 8 months

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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25%#so 60% is fucking crazy

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avo-kat · 10 months

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cooking tips by avo:

turn on the stove lmao (or oven)

get a SHARP knife!!! especially a sharp veggie knife!!! this is the most important thing!!!

get a BIG cutting board. u wont regret it. trust me.

use cans. its fine.

use frozen veggies. its fine.

use spice mixes / mixed seasonings. sure. its cooler to make ur own mix. but seasoning ur food is basically the most difficult thing about cooking (imo). its fine to buy mixes. thats why they exist!!! not everybody is good at seasoning food. its fine. thats why they are sold.

use a chair. seriously. even if u dont have chronic pain or any kind of disability or whatever. use a chair. sit down. its fine. you are allowed to.

if everythings fails. drench ur meal in ur fav condiment. its fine.

turn off the stove lmao.

#cooking tip #wrote this down to remind myself #i can boil down the main reasons why i dont wanna cook basically to #having to stand and chop w a shitty blunt knife on a tiny chopping board #and having to season my own food and failing at it and ending up w bland shit #both issues easily solved!!!!!!!#literally dont know why i live like this #theres no fucking reason to!!!!#today i made pizza and it was super chill and easy cuz i applied all these tips #cant believe how nice it is to use a sharp knife lmao #basically no effort #i didnt know that chopping veggies could be so damn easy #what a fucking fool i was

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clownowo · 1 year

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

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thesherrinfordfacility · 1 year

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fr tho i understand why crowley wants them to run away together and run from all of it but he just seems to have forgotten that aziraphale does not cower, he doesn't back down, and he. does. not. run.

and honestly, crowley knows it:

#like yes aziraphale is naive and jittery and anxious about it #but he DOES. NOT. RUN #fucking fights to the last man the legend that he is #theres a reason the demon handbook says to avoid him and describes him as a demon smiter #man is NAILS given half a chance #good omens #just pure aziraphale appreciations here im sorry #aziraphale meta #s1 meta

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caruliaa · 2 years

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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wheelie-sick · 8 months

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I don't understand why pedestrians are so eager to replace wheelchairs in fantasy worlds. no, in Pokemon wheelchair users wouldn't be riding Pokemon everywhere they would be using wheelchairs. wheelchairs are just fine. they don't need magical fantasy replacements

#also that wouldnt fucking work #theres a reason that wheelchair users dont ride horses everywhere irl

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gophergal · 2 months

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Guilt tripping people does nothing but cause vulnerable folks to spiral and make folks who dont live with moral OCD feel negatively toward your cause

#gopher rambles #what the fuck do I tag this as #feel free to reblog but you dont have to #edit: pls not that im not saying 'only folks with moral ocd are negatively affected' or 'if these make you spiral you have moral ocd'#i mostly pointed that out because folks on this hellsite seem to only give a damn about things folks feel if theres a 'valid reason' to #which is shitty and stupid. but sometimes you gotta work with the shitty stupid shit to get your point across

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lokh · 5 months

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#there is twitter discourse happening.#poll #to be fair the discourse in part appears to be a misunderstanding #of the correlation between how often u wash linens/clothes and how often u change them #because. apparently to some people having more than one set of sheets is unimaginable?????#thats not the question here though #this may vary based on the season? or any other reason #i thought my answer was pretty reasonable but there are ppl on twitter that r like #if ur not doing it every week ur nasty. and genuinely.... u think im gonna go thru the effort #of changing it every fucking week.......#genuinely not here to judge i think theres a lot of factors into when u change sheets #but i refuse to believe people are Actually doing it every week. i want to know the circumstances #i guess if u r sweaty or the weather is really bad or ur fucking every night idk.

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leafwateraddict · 3 months

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Couldn’t stop thinking about Dust being able to pass as Classic. So I had an idea where Dust replaces Classic in a timeline and steals(?) his partner.

He gets conflicted when he starts actually caring about you… But denial is an easy road to take when there’s seemingly no consequences to your actions.

The reveal i guess. Most normal reaction to learning your partners been replaced for god knows how long and you have no clue where he is.

Now that I think about it I might’ve gotten some inspiration from that one chapter of IJAG by @htsan (iykyk) only a lil bit tho

(Full rambling of the idea + extra sketch cuz i liked the expression) ↓↓

I originally wanted y/n to notice the differences instantly but i think it would be angstier if they didn’t and only noticed like months later >:3

#hoodies are hard #i need to practice more #hrmmm #also i guess the new sona is staying #lol #theres much more to this but basically dust gets attached #he was not prepared to get attached (dumbass lmao)#you may ask ‘oh he can just kill them why does he look so scared?’#hes scared of losing them #hes selfish #theres so much angst potential here hehehoo #the idea of sans just being trapped in a basement unable to teleport out for whatever reason… help him…#dust trying to get information out of him about y/n while taunting him about how easy he is to replace #but theres also a funny side to it cuz like. ‘hey whats your favorite movie again?’ ‘Very funny sans #You know what my favorite movie is…’#Dust who has no fucking clue: ‘ehehe yeah i know im just joking’ *hes actually freaking out a bit on the inside*#sans #dust sans #my beloved #my beloathed #sans x self insert #sans x reader #sans x you #undertale au #fic idea #prolly a oneshot #leafs art #replaced au

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itty-bitty-sunshine · 4 months

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"You said you love me exactly the way I am"

#theres a reason im this queer /j #silly stuff pls ignore #anyway little ramble time but. i think those two clowns have quite literally given me one of the best gifts i could ever ask for #and that is community #they've given me confort. a constant source of entertainment. friendship with some of the sweetest and most supportive people i ever could-#-have met. they've given me a chance to share one of the things that give me the most joy - my art - to people that are interested in seeing #it. and people like it! people enjoy seeing my stuff for even a second! and they share their stuff with me!!!#falling in love with the daycare attendant is one of the best things to ever happen to me and i will never shut up about it #because i have never seen this much love #and i hope the universe knows how much i love it back #im gonna be an emotional mess moots pls deal with me #anyway who let me be insane about them for [checks calendar] LIKE TWO FUCKING YEARS NOW #sunshine draws #dca fnaf #dca fandom #dca sun #dca moon #beloveds #doodles #self insert #a gift for myself

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realbeefman · 1 year

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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

#the concept for chase was #‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’#‘ohhh and he can be australian!’#‘why would he be australian?’#‘just cuz’#house md #robert chase #beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man #i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring #bc objectively theres no reason he should be?#hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate #but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING #im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later #dr robert chase #i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late

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lucabyte · 15 days

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Olive Branch

Wrong Move

#bad touch... 2! anyway to save everyone from a novella in the tags i will be replying to this post afterward with some directors commentary #EDIT: go look in the replies for a link to my director's commentary with bonus thumbnails #this has been sat around for like 2-3 months unfinished for reasons i will expand upon there. lol #isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #isat isabeau #isafrin #isiloop #sifloop #sloops #sloopis #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #emplore u to not look at the anatomy too hard here because i basically took the executive decision to IGNORE THAT SHIT to get this finished #so its absolutely scuffed as is the spacial reasoning of the whole thing. theyre just laid next to each other in a bed/on a bedroll #just bc i have no fucking clue how clear any of that is. like at all #also i do promise that most of the time when im bashing the dolls together in my head it is like 90% yay what if they healed and were happy #but like. im not drawing that. lol. everyone else can go do that. im here to articulate concepts rather than make nice emotions #so . priorities. anyway sorry isabeau being tied up in this unfinished larger comic meant i didnt draw u for ages elsewhere #theres enough isafrin out there i dont need to contribute

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lbhslefttiddie · 3 months

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despite his initial rough impression, lqg gets a "fun" rating on the gege scale

#arts #mottau #dragging lqg into the autism to autism communication array #sy thinks he is so cool actually. but he will fiercely deny it if you say so #lmao stupid little baby crush #he has! a cool sword! and hes fought so many monsters! and hes called the Bai Zhan WAR GOD #and also is more lax than his other geges in letting him do stuff that toes the line of things he shouldnt be allowed to do yet #such as you know imitating sword forms when he's not supposed to touch cultivation or combat for another year #in lqg's mind theres no reason he cant practice the forms. and also he doesnt even have a practice sword let alone a real one #he will get yelled at later #can you tell that i read dun meshi and it irreversibly changed the way i draw silly little autistic smiles. bc i sure fucking can #anyways releasing this from containment since im almost done the next chapter. incentive (for myself)

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casavanse · 2 months

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(((Antizionists))): there's apartheid in Isr@el!!

Me, who always has to wait forever for the digital sign that shows train and bus stations to change cuz I cant fucking read Arabic: there's a what now

#this post is written in humor #israel #antisemitism #hamas is isis #jumblr #am yisrael chai #ישראבלר #apartheid #israel is not an apartheid state #and if you wanna talk to me about it #fucking define apartheid first #cuz theres a reason “apartheid” and “racism” are two different words #for this is me

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lotus-pear · 1 year

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regret

#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk #bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died #he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao #this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh #deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet #bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close #the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him #and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison #we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs #enough to make fyodor believe he's dead #in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead #knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side #like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human #dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter #and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell #this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

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simplydnp · 9 days

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totally normal about the 'wedding?' response continuing to evolve even though it's only been 5 shows. at this point i'm convinced the grand plan behind tit is to convince dan via exposure therapy that he's allowed to want to get married

#going from being afraid of commitment and anti-traditional to not doing it because of spite and pettiness about peoples' expectations...#it's not weak to want it dan. you dont 'lose' simply bc our desire for you comes true #the only reason we *want* it is bc we want you to be happy #and while yes thats tied up in tradition for a lot of us. and theres a lot to unpack there about society and norms and whatnot.#it's rooted in this deep want for you to get your happy ending. and while life doesnt *end* after marraige.#it's a hell of a fuck you to everyone who thought you couldnt make it. it's a hell of a fuck yeah as a celebration of how far you've come #it means the walls you built to keep yourself safe. that maybe have started to feel claustrophobic these past 5 years. can come down.#idk. its up to you to decide.#imo it all comes back to that same thing. dan wants something. but he cant have it bc what will society say about him for wanting it?#so he has to play it down and partake in this convoluted dance to say he doesnt want it thatd be ridiculous #and then folds anyway. bc denial only lasts so long when desire is strong. and it feels like he should be punished for liking it #yk how wad was about carving the words into his head that we get to live? this is like him hearing over and over we want good things for him #titspoilers #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan #dnptit

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