realbeefman
realbeefman
chez colbie
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i yap about house md and always sunny sometimes. im very super normal about like minds (2006). 21 + he/him
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realbeefman · 8 hours ago
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IMAGINE IF house asked chase to break into the patient’s house as a joke the first time, but ofcourse pre-season one chase is such a suck up he goes and does it anyway and it just naturally turns into a reoccurring thing cause they find the diagnosis faster.
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realbeefman · 8 hours ago
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sam winchester + the incest diary | post inspired by x
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realbeefman · 8 hours ago
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Oh fuck, the Jopson Sadness got me again. Ow. Cos there's another bit of poetry in his death isn't there. It's really easy to think of him only in relation to his closeness with Crozier, but that's not the whole truth is it. It's not what we're shown is the important true thing.
The turning point of the ENTIRE story—when Crozier ends his recovery too early, takes back control from Fitzjames and dooms them all to die from doing it his way because "nothing else will do"—happens because Jopson is alone with him. Everyone's left, gone to carnivale, there's no "the doctor is the captain in this matter" now. No backup, no supportive looks, no break for soup or to compose himself or anything at all. Just him Vs Crozier.
And Crozier wins, of course. He gets his way. Doesn't want to be stuck in there any more, wants to see the sunrise, wants to be done with it. So he overrules Jopson, plays on his hope, his desperation to see Crozier happy, because happy means safe. Even though taking an only 3 weeks non-drinking alcoholic to a blowout booze up party where he has total authority (and anyone who knows about the problem can't say shit because they're in public) is obviously not a good idea. But he's got no defence against hope, does he. And by then Crozier knows it.
And we return to this breaking point in his last moments. He doesn't die when Crozier leaves with the mutineers, losing him actually isn't the end, his relationship with Crozier wasn't really the important true thing. He dies when everyone else leaves. When Crozier is all he sees. When he's left alone with him again.
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realbeefman · 8 hours ago
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some sunny side characters (:
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realbeefman · 8 hours ago
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hi tunglr *slides a page of wilsons across the table*
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realbeefman · 10 hours ago
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realbeefman · 18 hours ago
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realbeefman · 18 hours ago
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tony soprano tsundere
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realbeefman · 18 hours ago
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House: I don't care about emotions or being nice, I only care about puzzling cases
Any character: you said no to this case but please rethink it
House every single fucking time: you're fixated on this because of a personal reason. I'll take it
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realbeefman · 18 hours ago
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The crusades were good, we need them now
generally not interested in giving airtime to insane racists in my inbox but this ask is a good example to note ftr that it is modern day fascists' obsession with the crusaders (remember when all the groypers started saying deus vult?) that makes it politically fraught to lionise that aesthetic innit
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realbeefman · 20 hours ago
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i am the definition of letting it destroy me
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realbeefman · 20 hours ago
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Jimmy McGill / Saul Goodman
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realbeefman · 1 day ago
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omg i tried to read the article in the end of the movie cuz i’m a curious person;
Working with the West Yorkshire police department, Sally Rowe has leant her expertise to the gruesome case of 17 year old Susan Muellers murder and the suspicious disappearance of brilliant student Nigel Colby.
Nigel colby moved to Leeds in February of this year to the well respected boarding school.
In the following month the police have been confronted with a variety of baffling crimes that involve students from both the boys school Saint Bamabus College and the girls school - sacred heart College. So far this year here has been one murder, one Prior to this crime, Nigel had never been arrested or involved in any juvenile or criminal proceedings Moreover, he was elected president of his senior class in high school, was runner for Leeds chess champion and was also runner up for his high school’s title of “most academic” (excelling in mathematics, science and latin). He attended church regularly and was considered kind and helpful by members of his church. In his community he had reputation for being "polite, courteous, respectful, friendly and kind."
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realbeefman · 2 days ago
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I know how to draw Nigel with my eyes closed Cuz he has my soul stolen
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realbeefman · 2 days ago
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soulmates, also known as the poor man's incest
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realbeefman · 2 days ago
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like minds just really gets at the meat of the way that first gay crush as a teen FEELS. we're soulmates he's in love with a girl i'm going to kill everyone he loves then myself. that's the Classics and nigel colbie really did all of it
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