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this is why he joined the Obama staff btw

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Nngggh I'm so thirsty you have to water me with y ourChrisTuabe and law rinse cunt nerd 🥺🥺

of course, dear Fish, have these two stupid men (affectionate) 🫶

redraw of this image v

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more.... mousebites..... could I possibly see kutner in your style 🥺

Ugh I just wanted to draw kutner and you gave me the excuse

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i need a minute

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Remy Hadley - The Dig

↳ “And one day, I will be that sick, and there will be no one there when it’s time.”

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calling house any one of the fellows' father irks me because my poor boy doesn't deserve to be anyone's father but with 13 i actually see it because their eyes are so so disturbing. genuinely they look so much alike

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I love my wife and his stupid diabetic cat

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[realbeefman]

house is thirteen’s father in a normal way but he’s chase’s in a super weird freudian way. house and kutner however have no parent/child relationship as they just desperately want to see a better version of themselves in each other. house/cameron well we’re back to the freud shit.

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I wonder if theres a meaningful split of opinion between people who were familiar with the plot of interview with the vampire before they watched the show and those who went in blind when it comes to ascribing blame for Claudia's death. Just because I see a lot of people who are very concerned with whose fault it is and holding those characters accountable, which was never something which really stuck out to me as particularly important? But I also knew Claudia was going to die going into the show. Being mad at Armand or Lestat for her death feels like getting mad at Tybalt for killing Mercutio. Like yeah in universe its murder but I live in the real world and in the real world its a tragedy and Claudia was going to die no matter who did it. Anne Rice killed Claudia. It doesn't really matter what weapon she used. We can talk about blame for sure but "accountability" or "punishment" seem pointless to me. But maybe I'm just numb to it bc I knew it was coming, and if it took you by surprise you'd probably feel different.

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I think you deserve a chance to just give up

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Death's not interesting

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hey I noticed that your jerk off fantasies of me haven't been as ambiguously violent based off convoluted world building or steeped in bone-deep guilt lately. are you mad at m

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my brain deleted this scene from my mind because the words “my dearest jack” AND “chez colbie” in the same letter is just too gay. i assumed i hallucinated it because SURELY it couldn’t be real…. jk on a real one i completely forgot about this TY FOR REMINDING ME ❤️

ON the subject of that signature he left, i went back and rewatched that scene and…

N. he just signed it N. which is just SO intimate and romantic and is probably absolute catnip for alex “can’t resist a secret” colbie and is going to drive me. SO insane. N.

drives me insane thinking about how alex never explains HOW he knew to go to nigel’s house that night. because i think the obvious conclusion the movie WANTS us to draw is that they preplanned it but also. more compellingly. was nigel acting a little differently in class that day. maybe smiling a bit. maybe leaving his lunch untouched. did he go to confront him and feel his blood run icy at that perfectly neat, empty room. was nigel there that day at all? maybe he pretended to be sick, got sent home that way. and alex gets turned away from the infirmary because “your friend’s gone home with his mum, poor thing”, finds himself stumbling out towards the town even before he consciously decided to go. or did he just Know. feel something in the air shift. feel something inside himself shift.