#theo is such a dick

[raekensarcher]

thiam top gun au has me foaming at the mouth. so damn good

[platonicwithacapitalp]

theodore nott nsfw headcannons!!

nsfw 18+, minors dni (or do i cant stop yall)

warnings: implied sex, oral sex (both receiving), hair pulling, choking, dirty talk, p in v, praising and degrading, slight begging, possible more (pls tell me if i missed anything)

side note: italics are like flashback typa things idk what to call them lol

a/n: i was bad grammar and i make a lot of typos, i proofread it but if you find anything i’m sorry, it’s like 12 am rn and i can’t sleep lol also bare with me and the translations i used google.

miscellaneous

he LOVES giving you neck kisses, and leaving hickeys all over you, he wants everybody to know your his.

this man is a pussy eating god, not only does he live eating you out, he’s absurdly good at it, he loves the way he has to push your thighs back open when ever he lets out a throaty moan, sending vibrations right through your core.

he is horny 24/7 his sex drive is actually crazy, he go for rounds. he loves it when you start getting overstimulated. “please theo, i can’t,“ you whine, legs closing around his waist. “shh, it’s okay amore mio, just one more for me” he coos as he thrusts into you, his cock hitting your cervix making you let out a string of whimpers and moans. “fuck, quei gemiti sono così sexy, tesoro” (translation: those moans are so sexy, baby)

whenever he is giving or receiving head, there is always a common factor. hair pulling. whether it’s the way you tug and pull on his hair while he eats you out makes him go absolutely feral or if it’s the way he grips your hair, thrusting up into your mouth as he moans, either way he loves it.

he is 1000% a tits man. god he loves your boobs so fucking much. he loves touching them, squeezing them, anything, whether you’re fucking or even just cuddling (really doesn’t seem like a theo thing but he just loves being close to you and touching you)

he likes being rough, especially after losing a quidditch match or when someone flirts with you. he’s extremely jealous and he knows it. he loves hearing the way you beg him to let you cum. “please, theo, i’m gonna- fuck” you moan, your hips bucking up. you expected him to push them back down but he doesn’t, he just smiles smugly down at you “c’mon good girl, cum for me”

even if you weren’t together yet you were still his.

he has a thing for hickeys, he just loves the way you look with hickeys littering your neck and collarbones, leading down towards your chest. he thinks you look absolutely amazing with his hand wrapped around your neck, as he fucks you senselessly.

he definitely has a hair pulling kink.

he loves it when you call him teddy, it drives him fucking crazy.

he loves praising you and letting you know how much pleasure you bring him but on that note he also liked degrading, but he mostly degrades when he’d being rougher.

whenever he’s being rough with you and choking you he is always super gentle, making sure you can still breath, and that your okay.

——————————————————————————

sorry it’s so short, i’m at school rn lol and i don’t want my ohine to get taken lol

— juelz.

[thejagerman2024]

A.J!! CHILL WITH THE SCREAMING FOR ONE MINUTE PLEASE.

[veryberryjelly]

veryberryjelly's 1.5k dinner party !!

i have no idea how so many people care about my writing but i am not complaining! i reached 1.5k recently and i am holding a dinner party event in celebration ! send me some requests ! { 30/5 - 13/6 }

menu

〈🍸〉 martini ⌯ send me a prompt from this list along with a character and i'll write a fic/ blurb on it !

〈🍝〉 spaghetti ⌯ send me a description of yourself and a fandom if you wish and i will ship you with a character or pairing !

〈🍷〉 red wine ⌯ send me a song and a character and i'll write a fic inspired by the lyrics !

〈🦪〉 oysters ⌯ send me a character and some form of prompt and i'll make a moodboard inspired by it !

〈🫒〉 olives ⌯ send me any sort of thought or idea for a fic with a character / ship and i'll write something for it !

EXTRA INFO 〉〉navigation ⚜︎ request info ⚜︎ who i write for ⚜︎ ⇢ support me with a ko-fi

[wereoz]

me reading theo decker argue with his fiancee in the cuntiest, gayest way possible after spending his entire life saying if anyone thinks im gay im killing myself in front of them

[azraphels]

Inspired by an episode of "The Big Bang Theory" and staying with the theme of my new Thiam-Sterek Fanfic "Fall In Love With A Kiss" coming soon to Ao3

(In my new Thiam there will be no existential, suffering drama of Theo alone where everyone hates him!)

I INTRODUCE YOU....

Lydia has been Theo's best friend since they were seven years old! Ah their discussions about how stupid Stiles was filled their days, along with movie nights (horror movies of course!) and secrets!

Theo met Allison in high school because she started dating Scott. It was really a troubled affair between Scott and Allison, they were on and off for quite some time and Theo didn't know who to listen to! Scott was stupid and just screwed up, and Theo felt sorry for Allison!

Malia met her in junior year when she moved out and started dating Stiles (definitely bad breakup apparently!) but still they hated each other especially because Theo always stays at her house! (Peter's fault of course!)

For Theo, Kira is so innocent that she doesn't know why she is his friend! She was an ex of Scott's but their affair had lasted only a year and then Kira got a crush on Malia but she was still dating Stiles... Luckily, Theo's policy was "Never have romantic relationships with your friends, you always get in trouble!"!!'

Theo has endured too many conversations about his friends' sizes and how they have sex to say with certainty that this rule has actually saved him a lot of trouble! (Theo would never admit it, but he has been head over heels in love with the same person for two years, without having had any other romantic relationships)

"Theo Raeken's ✨Council Of Ladies✨" meets every Thursday night!

A cup of tea, a fancy dress, lots of pastries and a big white cloth and a projector!

Bridgerton awaits them!

(READ THE TAGS!!!)

[mayonesavegana]

Today I discovered through my favorite characters that my type is smart people, nerds, sunshine idiots, women who could destroy me and boys who could be Spider-Man.

[gotham-crow]

Edit: ooc post

Thingy about Theo being sick cause I'm sick and thought of this when I couldn't sleep last night :) TW: suffocation/sh mentions

(Background: Theo got really sick and threw up on their shark plushie that helps them sleep)

Dick, entering Theo's room: Hey, Fledgling, heard you weren't feeling too hot...

Theo, siting up in bed suddenly: *dizzily smiles and waves at Dick before collapsing back onto his bed*

Dick, sitting next to him on his bed: okay... anyways, since your shark is getting washed, do you wanna use Zitka for tonight? how does that sound?

Theo: *latches onto the stuff elephant and snuggles into it*

Dick, ruffling his hair: aww, guess you're to out of it to be a little menace right now, huh? *as he leaves* feel better soon, Fledgling.

later, in the kitchen or sm idk

Dick: oh, hey, Bruce, wanted to let you know that Theo finally fell asleep, I let him use Zitkz and he was out like a light.

Bruce: That's good. Thank you, Richard.

Dick: Yea, he's so out of it though, I've never seen him so relaxed.

Bruce, Ah, yes, the medication he is on helps with that.

Dick: What, like NyQuil?

Bruce: Well, that and some anxiety meds.

Dick: You got him to take them? I thought he hated those.

Bruce: ...

Dick: Bruce?

Bruce: I had no choice.

Dick: Did you drug him?

Bruce: I did what I had to.

Dick: BULLSHIT! He's still fucking healing, Bruce!

Bruce: He was suffocating himself!

Dick: He- what?

Bruce: *sighs* He has been to congested to breath through his nose and, as you know, he has his issues with breathing without a filter. He- he wouldn't let himself breath properly, he wasn't getting enough oxygen... I didn't want to, I didn't know it was still effecting him this much...

Dick: ...oh

Bruce: Oh. Once he's physically better I'll be sure to speak with him about this, about how to help him, but for now... I need him to breath.

[fbfh]

fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck theo engler motherFUCKER he got me bad.

this one.

you know, the 19 year old feminism and gender studies major who's a little too charming for his own good and a habit of falling way too hard for married women???? the one who's a little too charming and a little too prone to trying to drunk text you on a regular basis because he can't quite muster up the will power to give up on you????? the one who looks you dead in the eyes and says "the real reason I'm flunking out is because I can't stop thinking about you"?????? YEAH. THAT ONE.

[elixirina]

MILA ⋆˙⟡ she/her. 18+. stu macher’s final girl. horror movie freak. dc && marvel enthusiast. december sagittarius. ravenclaw witch. iced coffee addict. irl artemis grace. jason todd’s literal girlfriend. mark sloan’s intern girl. george weasley's two-eared counterpart. jon bon jovi's rockstar girlfriend. homelander's goody-two-shoes wife. wattpad

masterlists ─

❝ jason todd ❞

❝ natasha romanoff ❞

❝ rafe cameron ❞

❝ mattheo riddle ❞

❝ miscellaneous ❞

extra ─

requests OPEN.

please interact i love talking

emoji anons: there are none but if u want one, put it in my inbox *insert heart eye emoji*

[rockpapertheodore]

Man I was feeling really weird editing this pic in full color because I liked what I was looking at in full color, I just wasn't making it work for what I wanted?

Flipped it to B&W and was like oh sick there it is thats the view

[strangeshoepatrolbandit]

I am totally normal about this person. *grrr* *bark bark* *grrrr* *chewing on a discarded arm*

[philiponmycracker]

David (Tom Hulce) and Theo (Jeroen Krabbé) - Shadow Man (dir. Piotr Andrejew, 1988)

[thejagerman2024]

Bro almost had a thought.

[urdadstype]

Masterlist

Many characters from different series/movies and famous people blurbs and headcanons!!

You can ask me to add someone if you want and I’ll see what I can do!

Fluff-☺️ Angst-😔 Smut-🔥

Dc Universe

Richard “Dick” Grayson

Bruised Nights - Dick comes home with more wounds than usually and reader gets angry at him for not being careful☺️

Bruce Wayne

(Nothing yet)

Marvel

Deadpool

(Nothing yet)

Matt Murdock

(Nothing yet)

Eddie Brock

(Nothing yet)

The Vampire Diaries

Damon Salvatore

(Nothing yet)

Stefan Salvatore

(Nothing yet)

Enzo St. John

(Nothing yet)

Kai Parker

(Nothing yet)

Sons of Anarchy

Jax Teller

(Nothing yet)

Juice Ortiz

(Nothing yet)

Half-sack

(Nothing yet)

AHS

Kai Anderson

(Nothing yet)

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

(Nothing yet)

Sam Winchester

(Nothing yet)

BTVS

Spike

(Nothing yet)

Teen Wolf

Scott McCall

(Nothing yet)

Stiles Stilinski

(Nothing yet)

Jordan Parrish

(Nothing yet)

Theo Raeken

(Nothing yet)

True Blood

Eric Northman

(Nothing yet)

Dexter

Dexter Morgan

(Nothing yet)

Joey Quinn

(Nothing yet)

Horror movies

Jerry Dandrige

(Nothing yet)

Ghostface

(Nothing yet)

Celebrities

Jordan Riki

(Nothing yet)

[nuggeett875]

Masterlist

first draft ever of master list, very few writings. going to update more soon...

TEEN WOLF

Derek Hale

Stiles Stilinski

Theo Raeken

Isaac Lahey

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Maybe Destiel

DC

Dick Grayson

Jason Todd

Damian Wayne

Damirae

Young Justice

MARVEL

Peter Parker

TOP GUN

Hangman/Jake Seresin

Rooster/Bradley Bradshaw