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Asker 3: I meant Cruise given the olympic context lol sorry, wasn’t sure if you knew much about Assassin’s Creed. Delightful sight either way, you do great art and I really like how you made Arno
asker #3, if ur still here (hopefully u can see this lol): its canon. this is how an interaction between those 2 would go :) (source/original from instagram)
sorry for the lack of updates these days, ive been kinda busy with school :,D
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giant doodle dump! i'll get back to making stuff for this blog soon, i just have a few more things i need to finish :)
in the meantime, here are some doodles i've made of the characters! the ones in the middle are of the phryges, they'll show up in a proper post soon ^^
the last drawing are some draft alternate designs of jeanne and phantom inspired by arcane! i might color it, who knows
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a list of torchbearer things.
a list of all the insta posts over the months that i've found of the torchbearer :) most of these are from the profiles of the actors for the torchbearer, you can refer to this post for a list of them all ^^ *inhale*
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(a thank you to clairemation for being the one to send me the last one :D)
there's probably more that i'm forgetting or haven't found yet lol, but i digress
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The New Superman Trailer
This was the funniest trailer I have ever seen. I laughed for about two minutes straight and then, later on, remembering the trailer made me laugh again. I laughed until I cried and my stomach hurt.
Was it supposed to be funny? I'm not sure. Maybe? There's just no way they put that corny, dramatic overly-serious music over those bland, trite, silly visuals and were hoping for anyone to feel moved, inspired or interested in this.
So it HAD to be done for comedy reasons. Tongue-in-cheek. A sendup to modern cinema? A bit of scathing commentary on superhero movies? Regardless, the chuckles were welcome.
I am DESPERATELY waiting for the day the internet denizens have to come out of the woodwork and reanalyze the Synder Superman movies and the Lex Luthor in that universe simply because this one is even flippin' worse. I think he has fans for some reason, but that Nicholas Hoult guy is just a terrible actor. He has the range and delivery of the lowest tier CW actor. His facial expressions in the trailer spanned a very small scale from confused, to bothered and confused. Genius.
Also, the idea that you can't diss a movie just from watching the trailer is a silly one. The trailer is an advertisement to see the movie. If the ad fails, then why would I pay to see this or think of the movie in a positive way? People who say things like, "But you haven't seen it yet! Wait for it to come out!" must be poor as shit after buying everything they see in a commercial, even if the commercial showcased a poor product. And all in the name of giving it a chance for...'reasons.'
It is not my job to give movies a chance, especially not movies from a company and director who have squandered all their chances. You vote with your ticket, people. Every time you give a movie like this a chance, are disappointed, and then wonder why five more just as bad get made, have I got news for you...
#Ahem 'Superman'#Superman#A Very Poor Man's Superman#He could be Superman if you squint#James Gunn#Warner Brothers#Warner Bros Destroyer of Franchises#What the hell is wrong with Nicholas Hoult?#Would acting lessons help?#Superman Trailer#Comedy Gold
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I've never liked the idea of soulmates, so I avoid fanfiction that has this trope. I have never found it romantic or sexy that two people end up together because they are *meant* to be together. It's actually sexy and romantic when they *aren't* supposed to be together, but they can't stop *wanting.*
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this is maybe the stupidest bit ive ever done. chromatic aberrations your boyfriends
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Sigh...
Just a quick note to complain that Transformers One...
Has the nerve...
To have a 'girl fight.'
For those not following, lots of action movies contrive some scheme that forces the female hero to fight the female villain, even if one or the other (or both!) is massively overpowered and could probably take out the boss on their own.
Elita and Airachnid are both shown taking on swathes of opponents alone. They are both just flipping robots, frankly. There is no inherent, in-world weakness attributes to the female Transformers. So there should be no reason to force them to fight each other simply because they are both female.
There's a lot wrong with this movie, and it has been a slog just trying to finish it, but this scene just drove home the lazy, same-old, paint-by-numbers construction barely holding up this shoddy movie that isn't even effective at selling toys, more or less entertaining audiences. Nobody storyboarded this movie. You cannot tell me that anybody even had a cursory idea of how to film characters that look like this on a planet that looked like this. If they can't even handle layout, it's maybe not so unexpected for them to run headlong into the ye olde 'girl fight' nonsense.
Don't even get me started on Jazz being in this movie for less than two minutes as pretty much a prop. He is on screen long enough to lose a leg, and then be left forgotten on the ground and ignored so that the writers could do a bad gag and also clumsily drag the story along the well-trod track that all such movies must take.
I don't get how this was made or why, but I can tell you why it flopped.
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2024 has been year the year of Yaoi
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I’m so glad that DC and Marvel both have “gay sex probably happened” comic book covers.
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CLARK READING BRUCE FOR FILTH IS THE EXACT THING I AM HERE FOR
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posing studies i did based on poses i found on pinterest! i think the one one the right is a bit ehhhh but i really liked how the top left and bottom left ones turned out :D
and here's another one that i doodled over the week
i found the font they used for the olympics, so of course i'm going to use it here >:) tbh im also happy with how the background turned out, since i really didn't know what to do with it at first, but i ended up going with a pattern similar to the official ones they used for paris 2024
i forgot the other things i was gonna say here... ig ill just put it in a future post lol
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Since DC is too cowardly to ever make superbat canon, I’ve decided to be delulu and pretend that Matthew x Jin from Under the Green Light is a superbat AU. I mean, come on, you’ve got the same vibes—a cynical man with a rough past + a loner who finds beauty in everything around him. Bonus points, they’re both orphans.
Mob Boss Jin: On the surface, he seems ruthless, but he’s actually fiercely loyal to those he cares about. He’s deeply conflicted about the path his life has taken, so he constantly seeks ways to dull the guilt and pain. A recovering junkie who sluts around with his subordinates (to the dismay of his higher-ups), Jin finally finds himself addickted to the lost soul that won’t stop following him around.
Art Student Matthew: Glasses? Check. Tall, well-built guy who hides his physique under baggy shirts? Double check. Constantly underestimated and pushed around by the people around him? Triple check. But beneath that innocent puppy demeanor lies someone who will go feral the second his lover is in danger.
The ‘Older Power Bottom x Younger Devoted Top’ dynamic is *chef’s kiss*
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