me and gender are still in talks about things // UwU✿ // twelve years on this hellsite part of the ship part of the crew // I like writing about girls kissing sometimes and taking pictures and pictures of myself a lot
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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Man I know this is the second time I reblogged this in an hour, but honest apologies to the United Kingdom for forgetting the (non-rhotic) aren't/aunt slant rhyme.
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I still really want this on a badass skeleton teesh, maybe it's holding big fuckin guns and there's American flag flames
T-shirt idea:
My b l o o d is
RED
My cum is
WHITE
And my BALLS are fuckin
B L U E
B R O T H E R
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Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.
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@notquiteaghost tagged: #english. aren't without the R #not that i really stress the R in aren't #cannot work out how youse are making it rhyme with gaunt. accents are so fascinating
ACCENTS ARE SO COOL
New tongue twister perhaps: Aren't gaunt aunts Ants? Ants aren't gaunt ants. Can't gaunt aunts be ants?
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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont
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