#then we just chilled

[camvrin]

if i had ten dollars for every dick ive seen on omegle i think i'd be rich

[the-blind-geisha]

My sis remembered I loved The Last Unicorn and sent a gif about it in a text to me this morning wishing me a happy birthday. We rarely get to spend time with one another and there are things I’m shocked she remembers about me.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim, sprinting into Jason’s room, sticking in all directions, looking around with wide eyes.

Jason, on his bed reading a book: What the fuck are you doing?

Tim, quickly looking behind him and back at Jason’s bed: If he asks I’m not here.

Jason: What?

Tim, sprinting so fast he trips back and slides under semi under Jason’s bed. He doesn’t quite make it all the way through, instead having to awkwardly shuffle under: I’m. Not. Here.

Jason: What the fuck.

Dick, dressed in a suit but with a long worm-on-a-string around his neck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

Jason, immediately pointing under the bed.

Dick, grabs something and yanking it out: FUCKER. WHERE ARE MY TIES.

Tim, already struggling: YOU GAVE ME PEPSI. I ASKED FOR COKE.

Dick: I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.

Tim: SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER BITCH.

Jason, turns another page.

[solasyoulittleshit]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

genuinely is my brain erasing itself or is google/tumblr censoring that post about notre dame and old growth forests.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns about FNAF Movie Sparky...

[thebibliosphere]

I've talked about this before, but emotional dysregulation is such a mother fucker aspect of ADHD.

Like, sure, not being able to regulate my attention sucks, but it's genuinely fucking nothing compared to the absolute rollercoaster of emotions I just went on because someone said something in a shitty tone, and now I'm having to actively walk myself through DBT methods lest my idiot shit for brains 'shiny-can't-sit-still-disorder' drop the match on that particular bridge because the rejection sensitive dysphoria feels like my chest is burning and not being able to act on the hurt feels like I'm suffocating under the weight of emotions pushing down on me and lashing out in anger is quicker than taking the time to self soothe.

And the annoying fucking thing is I know it's me.

I've done enough therapy to know my emotional response to their shittiness is overblown and dysregulated. I know I'm taking it to heart more than they could ever imagine.

And I've got to fucking sit with that and process it because if I don't, I'll be the inconsiderate cunt in this interaction and hhnnggg--wailing, gnashing, biting my thumb at you in the marketplace, etc, etc.

[danlous]

Getting kind of strong "she would not fucking say that" feelings from this. As Daniel says earlier in the episode:

[spark-circuit]

okay listen. i know there's already one video about The Fucking Creep out there. but i NEED to share one of my favourite Creep Moments.

[racingliners]

In a very important home life update: we got a high vis vest for one of our chickens

They apparently have a great unintended use of stopping hens from getting bullied, so we got one to try it out since the above hen gets excessively picked on by the others (we don't really know why).

Shout put to the wonderful @gingervivilou who told me about it!!

[braisedhoney]

okay but can you imagine—

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Astarion ‘has never had wholesome intimacy’ Ancunin vs Gale ‘none of these thoughts are in the bible’ Dekarios

find me on bsky

[carapaced]

begging people to realize that bigots also see transmascs as a threat to womanhood. When the language of recent executive orders talks about “protecting women and girls” they want to forcibly detransition transmascs to “cure the poor impressionable teenage girls of their delusions” and keep them from “mutilating and sterilizing themselves” just as much as they want to enact violence against trans women

(And when transmascs refuse to be detransitioned quietly, don’t think for one second violence isn’t done against us too)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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[novafloofeatsbirds]

ok last ones for a while i think