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camvrin · 5 months ago

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if i had ten dollars for every dick ive seen on omegle i think i'd be rich

#i should pay that site a visit again isnt it back #trolling was hella fun i remember meeting like a nine year old (WHAT are you doing on there)#and he shpwed me like his naruto collection or something #then we just chilled #he was cool #then we accidentally skipped (at the time i was withmy foster sister) and it was just.#the biggest cock #i screamed #that was horrifying

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 5 months ago

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3x8 | 3x14

#cinematic parallels #poetic cinema #still cracks me up #mom and dad being the biggest cock blocks ever #literati #jess x rory #rory x jess #jess mariano #rory gilmore #alexis bledel #milo ventimiglia #love #luke x lorelai #javajunkie #3x8 #3x14

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zzzenmui · 2 months ago

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Kenja chama!!

#do u think akira does oshigoto back in their world #do u think akira has an oshi #akiras oshi were the old cat ladys cats...#akiras oshi now are their wizards <3 #<- hehe did u see the double meaning the wizards are akiras biggest fan and akiras are their biggest fans #mhyk #mahoyaku #mahoutsukai no yakusoku #promise of wizard #akira masaki #kanaria mhyk #cock robin mhyk

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nateezfics · 6 months ago

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good morning to hong’s thick cock and hong’s thick cock only. 🥴

#how big you gotta be to leave an imprint like THAT and like he’s not even hard ?????#like that’s just soft. and it’s leaving an imprint like that….#omfg #here I am barely 8am starving for hong’s cock 🙃🙃🙃🙃#he’s big enough that you’re jaw would be soooo sore after blowing him #he’s big enough that you’d definitely be feeling him in your guts and then still feeling him days later #the streeetttttcchhhhh oh lord I can only imagine 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#i’m gonna need all the ff writers who make lists of smallest to biggest dick sizes in ateez and place hj at the bottom to RECONSIDER #CUZ HE IS DEFINITELY NOT SMALL #ateez smut #hongjoong smut #hongjoong hard thoughts #joongie #🧸 — nat speaks

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andaniellight · 1 year ago

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trust Roronoa Zoro with bounty over 1,111,000,000 to freak the fuck out if the crew got separated away from him AND their godly captain

#he's the man with the biggest cock that he turns into a mother hen #for context zoro just heard nami screaming after he almost got beat up by two (2) seraphims (mini-version of worrisome guys (to him))#so it's understandable he freaked out despite... what's the plan again? oh right. no plan yet anyway BUT IT'S NOTHING NEW OKAY #the crew must be within his eye-and-ear-shot and under his protection at all costs!!!1!!11!#anatolian kangal shepherd dog zoro the best best best zoro #Romance Dawn Trio #One Piece Chapter 1076 #Egghead Island Arc #Egghead Arc #Roronoa Zoro #Straw Hat Pirates #Mugiwara no Ichimi #tagging ZoLu because it's rare to see Zoro stressing out to Luffy about the safety of the crew being away from him/them

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ur-ghostgirl · 3 months ago

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:c

#i wnt more monster toys #but im nt brave enough for monster toys #like my biggest one is the smallest size they sell in tht toy n i can barely manage tht #mayb i should just buy the biggest they sell n use it as inspo #like when people buy a dress in their goal size before they wna lose weight to have smthn to work towards #ill just buy giant monster cock as the goal cock #wht could go wrong #i definitely wouldnt get impatient n try it too soon course not #i say this as ive been grinding on said monster toy fr like an hour bc im out of lube n its just not meant to b inside me tn

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lesbianshepard · 1 year ago

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girl help redditors have discovered the concept of reclaiming a slur but think that it means that they can just call random people faggots without any nuance

#m #196 #is such a shithole #like it's always been awful when it comes to trans stuff #where they pretend that they're supportive of trans people #and then just post GIRLCOCK GIRLCOCK GIRLCOCK CAN YOU POST GIRLCOCK I SAW YOU POST ON TRANS SUBS POST YOUR COCK #but it's very annoying that the new thing is #'i'm going to call you a faggot. if you're upset then you're a pearl clutching regressive'#i have unironically seen the take 'straight people can say faggot it helps with reclaimation'#like WHAT #also they've done a census SEVERAL TIMES #and 'straight cis man aged circa 20' has ALWAYS been the biggest demographic

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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 1 month ago

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literally been trying to post my secret santa thing on and off for hours but my damned everything is making it so tumblr won't load any images i try to attach :(

#im thinking the internet connection is the biggest issue it's been shit all day today and yesterday but oughhh idk if it'll be better #tomorrow. i have A Way to get around this but it annoying af so im just gonna wait til tomorrow i think #*looks at cock* later today. whatever

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chamomiletealeaf · 9 months ago

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Alex Keller is a thigh man. He loves your thighs more than anything good god.

#his cock throbs just from seeing you sit down in a pair of shorts with his mouth watering at the sight of them expanding #def a thigh fucker #he’s a biter too #will bite your inner thighs #he’d go to eat you out but get distracted from your thighs and you have to reel him back in #wrap your thighs around his head and he will fall asleep with the biggest smile #his fav earmuffs #alex keller #call of duty #alex keller cod #alex keller x reader #alex keller call of duty

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evelynnocto · 3 months ago

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Elon musk is an absolute disgrace.

putting all the facts about Elon being a piece of shit person BECAUSE HE IS ALSO A TRANSPHOBIC RACIST ASSHOLE

He makes shitty cars and stupid decisions and DARES use the name of Nikolai Tesla to sell his mediocre products? That is a disgrace to everything Tesla stood for. Over Tesla's life, he has been stolen from, put down, and used to sell bad products, as well as having his work plagiarized by rich assholes who want more money.

Elon musk is the exact thing Nikolai Tesla would want to destroy. If you are gonna use the name of Tesla, you gotta make good, high quality tech, revolutionary innovations, and something that would make styropyro shed tears of happiness.

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yourfavoritetiefling · 5 months ago

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gives him a lump of citrine. it's a pretty rock.

𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 . unprompted interactions

Strange ? Looks like candy. A big one at that. Maybe something like hardened honey — A real classic back in Elturel. At least in the parts where he grew up. ❝ Hey, I think I know these, ❞

Taking the lump of mineral, eyeing the LUMP OF MINERAL.

Plopping the lump of mineral in his mouth.

Testing the taste of the lump of mineral.

. . . Bernard seems to slowly realize this was not any form of sweet. So sure it was, for why would a little darling like Thea show up with . . . a god-damn stone instead of candy ? Fuck, was the tiefling some penguin, or why did she come to the conclusion, a literal rock would make for a nice gift ? ?

❝ Wow, this is . . . a rock. ❞ which now found a place back in Bernard's palm — warm & wet. Ewh. ❝ Thank you . . . I guess. It looks better than it tastes, that's for sure ! ❞

#stargroved #help why did i make him do this #i am his biggest cock block #⛉ ˚ horned hero ˚⠀⠀/ ic .#⛉ ˚ casting aid ˚⠀⠀/ answered .

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spicymambaae · 10 months ago

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Imagine

Karina the most beautiful woman in Korea and then boom she has a dick

Karina the most beautiful woman in Korea in the world. - Here I fixed it for you :)))

And WTF man 😭

#the biggest dick in the world #8 inch cock or what #lovey: anons confess

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monstersinthecosmos · 1 year ago

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what i really want is like a Misery AU in some shape, but like make it really kinky and hot so that it's even weirder and more offputting :D

#like is it armand holding marius hostage and riding his cock whenever he wants? idk LOL #is it armand being daniel's biggest fan???????????#i feel there's also an armand/lestat dynamic in here but i dont go there so feel free if that's your thing #simple italian perv

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one-winged-dirty-dreams · 11 months ago

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Last night me and Owen were having one of our "middle of the night shitpost talks" and it got to a web of intrigue that went from 'Angeal's fanclub speculating his dick size' to something involving SOLDIER!Adri and a sharpie marker to Lazard slamming an article down on the table in the briefing room and very angrily reading the headline out loud "BIGGEST DICK IN MIDGAR!?" while Zack, Genesis, and Sephiroth are biting their lips trying not to laugh

#he ABSOLUTELY has the biggest dick in midgar without a shadow of a doubt #I <3 supersoldier dick #1st class cock #or something #nsft #what do angels dream of

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mrsoharaa · 3 months ago

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(fictional) men with half lidded eyes >>> MY MOST BELOVED 😩😩💞💕💗💦

#they be having the most biggest and fattest cocks everrrr #and know EXACTLY how to use them too #oh #and it's typically the quiet and devious little shits that have those mysterious eyes....

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jordan-the-pious · 1 year ago

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Sir do you be slangin' it?

I must confess that I am ignorant as to what this phrase means. Normally I would ask Sydney or one of the younger initiates but they are busy with their studies or chores at the moment so I am left unanswered.

The “searching bar” has also been unuseful. The only thing I have found has been from a dictionary for those in urban areas, but we do not live in an urban area so I do not believe that applies here.

Was this a misspelling perhaps? Did you mean to ask if I was swaying? As in my long hair swaying behind me? That makes the most sense to me. If that was the case then yes! I am swaying it! My hair is very long and sways in the wind! Happy to help you out my child 😇

#asks #repentance: undecided #:ooc yes they are slangin it:#:slangin it Hard:#:biggest cock in all of dolville and you can take that to the bank;

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