#stargroved

[sleetkissed]

Based on this

@rotdame , @estarion , @stargroved

[estarion]

proceeds to steal one (1) of his boots and chucks it in the lake.

　　　... this is why he will never be a father.

[yourfavoritetiefling]

For the roaring crowd.

[silvertiefling]

∗ 14﹕ sender  places  their  head  in  receiver’s  lap .

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 . // @stargroved

14﹕ sender  places  their  head  in  receiver’s  lap .

" Cute, but if I see your hands go anywhere near my pockets, I'll bite them off, got it? "

She doesn't trust her for a moment. But, she's too lazy to push her off right now, exhausted from a day of fighting and bullshit - but she will keep good on her threat if Thea doesn't behave. Which she expects will be the case, because she isn't usually the affectionate type.

[bloodtwin]

@stargroved sent: would you love me if I were a worm

love. such an intense word. so difficult to say aloud. always so impressive when others do so easily. NOT TO MENTION TERRIFYING ! !

the question seems silly, yet he takes it seriously. he's even sweating. ‘ um. haha, well. i will, uh- always like you, thea. no matter what form you take. always. w- why do you ask ? ’

[tamedstray]

sticks both of her hands in his pockets and jabs her fingers into his thighs.

❝Are we quite done poking the assassin?❞ Vigor hisses through gritted teeth, biting down the sharp pain that runs up his hips and down his knees. His voice seems restrained; forceful, yet refusing to rise above a bark.

[bloodyarn]

It's all fun and games until Thea ( @stargroved ) pick pockets the wrong person.

I take these asks as a vibe check, thank you.

[rhapsodyandwoe]

why are you so fucking tall

"Genetics."

[sleetkissed]

i did not send thea to your tent to rob you. i sent her there to perish.

    𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 .   unprompted interactions

    A wise decision to lay his trust into her.      As a prior assassin, no doubt Esteri would make short work of Amalthea's end. Does it flatter her   ?   No. Not when coming from a spawn who could very much do it himself. His demand makes the elf look weak. Makes one eyebrow shoot up in doubt. He is trying to save his own skin again.

     ❝ My little gosling can't handle the thief. My my, how that does not surprise me. She's just a juice box for your kind. You can't expect me to believe you. Making a lady do all the dirty work, where are your manners   ? ❞

Then again, the prospect of having a fresh, helpless victim leaves her fingers twitching in anticipation   —   naturally so, as a product of Bhaal's own flesh.     ❝ I would ruin a perfectly fine meal for you. Wouldn't that be a shame   ? ❞

@stargroved

[estarion]

👁️👁️ gently... pickpockets...

　　　he allows thea to believe she is sneaky enough—until she’s grasped hold, prepared to slip off with her find. her slim wrist is snatched, tugged up into the light to reveal a single ( and, quite frankly, worthless ) coin. stern shake of the head, tongue clicked thrice, he takes back what is his. begins tumbling it across his knuckles with a leisurely, well-practised finesse. “do better, little one～”

[yourfavoritetiefling]

gives him a lump of citrine. it's a pretty rock.

                                                   𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 .                                             unprompted interactions

     Strange   ?         Looks like candy. A big one at that. Maybe something like hardened honey   —   A real classic back in Elturel. At least in the parts where he grew up.      ❝ Hey, I think I know these, ❞      

Taking the lump of mineral, eyeing the LUMP OF MINERAL.

Plopping the lump of mineral in his mouth.

Testing the taste of the lump of mineral.

. . . Bernard seems to slowly realize this was not any form of sweet. So sure it was, for why would a little darling like Thea show up with . . . a god-damn stone instead of candy   ?   Fuck, was the tiefling some penguin, or why did she come to the conclusion, a literal rock would make for a nice gift   ? ?

      ❝ Wow, this is . . . a rock. ❞     which now found a place back in Bernard's palm   —   warm  &  wet. Ewh.     ❝ Thank you . . . I guess. It looks better than it tastes, that's for sure   ! ❞

[menzoberras]

are there really that many people out there trying to gobble your knobble

"There are enough that it feels like a legitimate concern. There are plenty of others in this camp, and I do not see what is so enticing about mine."

[bloodtwin]

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@stargroved sent: gently floofs his puppy ears

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oh, great. now thea's got a dogboy shoving his head into the palm of her hand over & over for more, more, more pets, pretty pleaseeee.

[tamedstray]

❝Lil pussy tickle is what they used to call me, now you mention it,❞ the once well-mannered, well-trained spy barely managing to keep a straight face as he teases @stargroved. ❝Tragically, Pride of the Gate was already taken...❞

[zalimbane]

[bloodyarn]

calling babsi good girl when she is, in fact, a good girl :)