silvertiefling

[silvertiefling]

"When full moonlight burns in the sky,

Let blood surge through your veins.

A beast will tear right through your flesh,

But my desire still remains." ~ awooo

unprompted / @dvilsdesire

"NOT THE WORST poetry I've ever heard in my life - but really spellin' out how much you wanna fuck my beast form, huh? " Katya cackled, legs kicking.

She hated bards, and poetry and songs - but Harleep could be an exception. Even if she was pretty sure all the poetry he wrote would definitely be about being horny. Maybe that's why she liked it more.

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“ What about bones? ” he asks out of nowhere, his tone that of innocent curiousity - somehow. “ Is fucking a skull off-limits, too? ”

unprompted / @bloodtwin

" WHAT PART OF IF IT'S NOT ME or yourself it's off limits? Puck, if you tell me you've been fuckin' skulls right now, I'm going to be really fuckin' pissed. And not in the way that leads to anythin' sexy. "

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HOW DID KATYA ALWAYS get stuck with the party pooper? Very few of her teammates seemed to enjoy her love of blood shed and senseless violence - it was truly a pity she had no one to share in such joy with. But, at least that meant more for her.

She sighed, shrugged her shoulders and watched as the drow tried to sneak away - probably to go hog the treasures for herself. Coward.

Whatever, she'd meet her again at some point on the perimeters once she was done - and with that thought she charged into battle.

-

Some time later, she caught up with the other woman, humming happily, blood splatter on her face and clothing.

"Alas, no injuries, I'm sure that news it upsettin' to you, but try not to cry about it. That'd be annoyin'," she cackled, clearly in a much better mood now than earlier.

"Find anythin' interestin'?"

If Faenethra let Katya attack, would that make her responsible for the deaths of their enemies? She really didn’t want to kill anyone, if she could help it. And if it was someone else, it wasn’t really her at all…but she knew by now that siccing Katya on anyone would certainly result in death. Knowing this…is she to blame for what’s to come?

She decided no, she wasn’t. Because Faenethra didn’t feel bad enough about the soon-to-be deaths of their enemies to take away the possibility that Katya would get injured for being stupid like this. It all would be worth it if she sustained even a small wound. Honestly, it was a wonder Faenethra was able to keep Katya from attacking for this long…

The drow let out an annoyed huff before sneaking back into her hiding spot. Maybe she could creep away and get something done while Katya was busy getting herself killed… Two birds with one stone.

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oh, i like this guy.

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS / @havntedone

KATYA'S EYEBROW TWITCHED AT THAT. As hard as she tried to make sure it didn't. At least her tail had stayed still, just this once as she tried to hide her annoyance at Zed's words.

" No you don't - you're just hungry, " she grunted, arms crossed over her chest.

The bard wasn't even that funny. His dark jokes sucked and his timing was all over the place -

[silvertiefling]

oh, it's dark down here, isn't it?

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS / @accultant

" . . . YEAH. IT'S A CAVE, kitty. Of course it's dark, the fuck were you expectin' ? " Katya rolled her eyes, voice sarcastic.

Though in all fairness to Iago, the cave dropped quiet quickly, the sun and its light disappearing behind them in what felt like only a handful of moments.

" . . . can you even see in the dark? " Katya asked wryly, feeling a little guilty for not asking sooner. She had vaguely forgotten not everyone had her superior dark vision abilities and had been basically running off ahead as she pleased.

[silvertiefling]

i'll be honest. we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks.

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS / @bloodtwin

" IS THAT WHAT WE'RE CALLIN' this latest project? Science? " Katya asked, clearly looking skeptical about it all.

Currently, they were trying to solve Katya's morning sickness - but what exactly was a pregnant werewolf supposed to eat when magically impregnated by a bhaalspawns swallowed finger? Truly she didn't know.

So far meat was on the table, the more raw, the better - but anything with vegetables in it, was out. But growing babies meant having to diversify her diet, apparently. Something Katya wasn't super pleased with.

" Well... at least we know the lil... thing has its parents appetite... " she grunted, rubbing her stomach, glaring at it as she dug her claws in a little, looking annoyed once more.

" Anyway, try harder at this science I'm gettin' tired of throwin' up. "

[silvertiefling]

can i come over and make everything worse in the hottest way possible

[silvertiefling]

"So babe, do you want 'this stuff' tonight?~"

"NOT WHEN YOU PHRASE IT like that, no, absolutely not."

[silvertiefling]

" WHAT? A GIRL CAN'T let her wounds fester? " Katya asked with a cackle, watching as Sirius picked through the containers filled with char and ash.

There was probably something useful - or at least shiny still in there. But Katy a sighed, feeling it wasn't worth the argument at the moment and popped herself up on one of the sarcophagi, swinging her injured ankles about.

She had never been good at sitting still, and her tail was swishing back and forth. She wanted to dig around too - for shiny things . . . and usually for bones, but these ones looked old and gross.

" Oh doctor, please heal my poor, exposed and naked ankles! I shall perish if not- " Katya drawled out, back of her hand to her forehead to complete her dramatic little play.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎Oh, he was no stranger to humor as a coping mechanism. You couldn't spell slaughter without laughter, after all. But oh, how he hated incompetence hidden behind quips. It made his fingers itch to break bones, rip out throats, claw into flesh... Luckily for everyone, he was also too much of a schemer to simply follow his most base instincts and desires.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎For now, staying in a group seemed much more useful than traveling alone.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎He crossed his arms, watched her walk over and... punch the valve. Luckily, pure brainless strength worked often enough in such situations. Next time he'd simply tell her to do that from the beginning.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎"Much better, thank you...!" And it sounded close to honest. He stepped over the now-burnt bones on the floor, picking through the sarcophagi, hoping not all the loot had been burned to a crisp.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎"I also heard that... AND see the wounds on your ankles. Sit on a sarcophagus, I can treat you with some salve and bandages." In the beginning, he had wondered if he might have been a doctor once, considering his medical skill. But he was better at dissecting than healing, usually. In the end, a similar skill.

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i don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it.

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS / @havntedone

" PLEASE, NEVER REFER to your tits and vagina as ' this stuff ' again - " Katya spoke wryly, not even looking up from where she was drawing in the dirt outside of Zed's tent.

[silvertiefling]

what is this, like a hobby for you now?

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS / @accultant

" MAYBE IT IS? " Katya spoke with a sly tone, grin on her lips as she kept her chin on their desk. She had been coming by more and more often, simply resting on the side of the desk, silver eyes examining Iago's work, tiefling tail swishing back and forth. It was interesting, though she didn't understand the half of it.

" A girl can't have hobbies now? "

[silvertiefling]

&&. didn't think it would be an old viral meme video about lemon stealing whores that would make me feel old .... but here we are

[silvertiefling]

well done. good. aren't you little miss clever. little miss smashy smash.

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS / @bloodtwin

" IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY methods you can just say so, you brat. "

[silvertiefling]

my bad didn't mean 2 attach myself 2 u like an abandoned dog

[silvertiefling]

&&. ive been so sick all day, so imma take another nap and then try to get to stuff here <3

[silvertiefling]

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2011 video game, adjust as necessary

when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don't want your damn lemons!

best case scenario, you might get some superpowers. worst case, some tumors.

science isn't about why. it's about why not.

the next test is very dangerous.

before the wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly everywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.

to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three... two... one.

please disregard any undeserved compliments.

all right, i've been thinking.

what am i supposed to do with these?

do you know who i am?

oh, i like this guy.

he says what we're all thinking.

you can head on back to your desk.

well, this is the part where he kills us.

hello. this is the part where i kill you.

i know you.

no! i'm not listening! i'm not listening!

you're lying!

you're not just a regular moron. you were designed to be a moron.

i am not! a moron!

now who's a moron?

could a moron do that?

i can't see it though. maybe it fell off.

do you want to go and have a quick look?

are you alive? that's important. should have asked that first.

i'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive.

i'm just going to wait for you up ahead.

i'll wait one hour.

brilliant! go team!

i think we can put our differences behind us.

hi. so. how are you holding up?

good, that's still working.

here are the test results.

you are a horrible person.

i'm serious. that's what it says.

we weren't even testing for that.

don't be alarmed, all right?

good work getting this far.

i wish i could take it all back. i honestly do.

i'm in space.

if i were ever to see her again, do you know what i'd say? i'd say "i'm sorry." sincerely.

i am sorry. i was bossy and monstrous... and i'm genuinely sorry.

you made it through! well done!

okay, follow me. we've still got work to do.

what's happening?

okay... don't move.

so i've got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. here we go.

they told me that if i ever turned this flashlight on, i would die.

they told me that about everything.

i don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it.

look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle.

i'm different!

prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. he was cast to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

it won't be enough. the answer lies beneath us.

oh, it's dark down here, isn't it?

i'm proud of you.

now we are a family again.

that last test was seriously disappointing.

just work with me.

some of my best friends are actually orphans.

you look ugly in that jumpsuit.

that's not my opinion.

i'll be honest. we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks.

no idea what it'll do.

i knew someone was alive in here!

you'll know when the test starts.

oh thank god you're all right.

i thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend.

the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

i'll be honest. killing you? is hard.

i had a pretty good life. and then you showed up.

you know what? you win. just go.

it's been fun. don't come back.

this sentence is false.

to be honest, i might have heard that one before.

you know, i'm not stupid.

i realize you don't want to put me back in charge.

i'm being serious. i think there's something really wrong with me.

we should get our stories straight.

no, we're not stopping!

don't make eye contact, whatever you do.

i feel awful about that surprise.

oh, that's sad. but impressive.

we're running out of time.

you've probably figured it out by now, but i don't need you anymore.

i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club.

the square root of rope is string.

okay, what you're doing there is jumping.

you know what? that's close enough.

you saved my bacon.

is this a jailbreak?

the next test is very dangerous.

it's been a long time. how have you been?

i've been really busy being dead. you know, after you murdered me.

you out having yourself a little adventure?

no, don't get up. i'll be right back.

you're unqualified!

what if this hurts? what if it really hurts? oh, i didn't think about that.

get your hands off me!

i can't see a thing! what just happened?

i don't have any bullets.

did you feel that?

you were busy back there.

that's funny. i don't feel corrupt.

i've got an idea! do what it says!

look how small you are down there!

do you have any idea how good this feels?

sorry, fellas. she's married. to science.

let me answer those questions with a question. who wants to make sixty dollars?

yes, all right, okay, this is getting tiresome.

well done. good. aren't you little miss clever. little miss smashy smash.

does it actually make you feel good when you do that?

it's not impressive.

what is this, like a hobby for you now?

i'm beginning to actually take it personally.

it's like an insult to me.

oh, there goes another one.

it's vandalism! it's pure vandalism!

it's just us talking like regular people.

are you going to open this door?

where'd you go? come back!

[silvertiefling]

&&. Logs on- sees Adam ( @bloodtwin ) has blown up my notfis by answering hoarded asks I've sent - logs off