#&&. shenadamigans.
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"For someone who claims not to have a daddy or mommy kink, you sure do love dating people twice your age..."
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
"FIRSTLY! MAYBE Y'ALL JUST LIKE datin' younger because you've all got the emotional intelligence of a knoll.
... as the local slut ... sugar baby.... highly wanted and attractive werewolf... SOMEONE has to date all the sad hot dilfs and milfs, parents deserve lovers too - "
"YEAH THAT GUY should shut the fuck up since he's one of the older bastards datin' me - "
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Kitten. Daddy has the closing shift tonight. He won't get to write his replies to our beautiful threads :~(
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
"SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN' is that your company is against ROMANCE and LOVE and SHENANIGANS? Homophobic."
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Kitten. Put the markers down.
UNPROMPTED (because I sent something unhinged that he hasn't posted quite yet-) // @bloodtwin
"HM..... NAH...... You started this, this is karma."
#bloodtwin#&&. shenadamigans.#<- theres ur new 'adam sent shit from work' tag - people can block that if they dont wanna see our unhinged kitten and daddy jokes
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Kitten, daddy misses you :(
"... I DON'T MISS THIS BIT. But I do miss you... The gods are cruel and unjust and we should just murder everyone so we can spend all our time together- "
@bloodtwin
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kitten, daddy gets two days off from work after his shift tonight. life could be a dream
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
" ... AND YOU'RE GONNA spend all that time on Kitten right?"
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"i see i'm in your favorites list. do you have a crush on me?"
( ignore the wedding ring on his finger. ignore that it matches katya's. ignore that. )
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
"THAT CRUSH DIES MORE every second you open your mouth and speak, for fuckin' sure."
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Kitten. What happened to the corpse on daddy's operating table?
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
".... IT WAS FRESH AND ON A TABLE! I thought you had brought me dinner - "
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Anyway ... *makes out with her*
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
CHIVALRY IS TRULY DEAD.
AT LEAST GRAB HER ASS TOO.
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"Kitten, daddy just got fucking rickrolled by the radio at work."
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
"PUCK. DARLIN'. DEAREST. DARKNESS OF MY LIFE or whatever the sayin' is.... shall we get your head checked? I think it's that time of the month. The one where you need to go to a healer - "
#bloodtwin#&&. shenadamigans.#<- remember folks if u dont want this on ur dash (for whatever reason idk man bad taste) thats the tag to block LMAO#the 'adam sends unhinged stuff to katya through puck because hes stuck at work' tag#and they have a Bit where they call puck Daddy and No One Likes It
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Kitten. Eat all of the customers in the store for me. Daddy has to take a nap.
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
No further encouragement needed.
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Kitten. Daddy needs two ibuprofen.
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
"BEST I CAN DO IS TWO NAILS and a hammer - "
#bloodtwin#people are going to start thinking these two really have a daddy kink damn it#they dont!!! adam and i just like sending each other stupid shit -#this is adams secret code for sending things from work LMAO#&&. shenadamigans.
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*draws whiskers on her face* Hehehehe ... kitten >:3
UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin
SHE LETS OUT A LARGE, DRAMATIC SIGH.
... and then a very deadpanned - "Meow."
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