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wow ok i am now squarely in the target demographic for Chatelaine Magazine but their content is so great i'm not even mad about it, is this what it feels like to know middle age is fast encroaching?
#a very specific experience for a canadian in her thirties perhaps#chatelaine is mostly a magazine about cooking and homes and stuff#but it has always had a minorly subversive edge#in the 50s they were publishing articles like 'women: stop faking orgasms! it is bad for you and your husband!'#which is not a take you expect from a 1950s women's magazine#here in the 2020s they are one of the few mainstream media sources i've seen that has published anti-0zemp!c pieces#so you know#like i said#i am not mad#their reviews about like the best frozen pizza or the best jarred marinara sauce are RIGHT#their recipes are GOOD#their advice about whether you should install a heat pump is HELPFUL#and their opinions on women's issues are generally REASONABLE#but i do also feel slightly old
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
#ITS MY FAVOURITE PASTA RECIPE#tastes so so good and delicious and hearty and warm#doesn’t require many ingredients or effort and is so yummy#I have sensory issues and digestive disorders and this recipe brings me so much joy#barely anything to remember!!! rich while still easy on the stomach!!!!#listen to my gibberish boy#you can add any amount of sugar and vinegar and cheese it works regardless#I UPPED THE GARLIC BECAUSE OF FEEDBACK BTW#AND PUT THE CHEESE AT THE END TO AVOID IT STICKING TO THE POT
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My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.
I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”
Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️
#which is a shame since I have a recipe that needs sesame oil#so now I have to go get more sesame oil#and I like the good kind which the nearby grocery store doesn’t carry
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Mozzarella Sticks
#cheese#mozzarella#mozzarella sticks#appetizer#snacks#munchies#food and beverages#food aesthetic#food and drink#food was good#food photography#food recipes#foodie#toya's tales#toyastales#toyas tales#summer#september#foodporn#food ideas#food inspo#foodpics#food pics#food porn#cooking#eating#dining
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Another cooking event, yippee !!
I love Jamil just outright refusing to eat the food and then you have Kalim suffering in silence and eating because he's too nice
#Twisted wonderland#culinary crucible#leona kingscholar#twst leona#epel felmier#twst epel#jamil viper#twst jamil#twst grim#kalim al asim#twst kalim#kalim getting sick because of that one time jamil couldn't check the food#also grim just being here and eating it all whatever the quality#who let a feline cook with milk and cream involved in the recipes#grim and leona getting a tummy ache afterwards because lactose + cat = mostly no no#though panna cotta is such a good dessert#twst shitpost
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Braided Garlic Parmesan Bread (x)
#food#food porn#garlic bread#baked bread#bread#garlic#parmesan#garlic parmesan#baked goods#recipe#food gif#gifset#gif#lustingfood#mine
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Monday, January 1
You did it.
2024 is here, and so are you. Cheers, kid. Glad you're around for this one.
May your 2024 be filled with the kind of love you deserve, the kind of people who make you feel good, and absolutely zero bed bugs.
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i don't care what u eat or how u cook but contrary to what every white millennial thinks the secret to making food taste good is not just adding too much garlic
#every time i see a post that's like 'the recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic so that means 10' i immediately clock someone can't cook#i promise u can make food taste good without making EVERYTHING taste like alliums .. there is a better way
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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Brussels Sprouts That Fuck Like Hell
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1 - 1.5 lbs. Brussels Sprouts
4 oz. bacon (about 4 or 5 strips)
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
3 tbsp. brown sugar
2 tbsp. balsamic vinegar
2 tsp. kosher salt
1/2 tsp. ground mustard
1/2 tsp. black pepper, or to taste
Procedure
Preheat oven to 425F and line baking sheet with parchment.
Trim the stems of the sprouts and cut them in half lengthwise. Keep any leaves that fall off.
In the mixing bowl, toss sprouts and loose leaves with olive oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar, and mustard powder until sprouts are evenly coated.
Dice bacon into ~1/2 inch bits.
Spread sprouts in a single layer on the parchment lined baking sheet, cut-side-down. Drizzle with any remaining dressing.
Sprinkle diced bacon over the top so it's evenly distributed across the sprouts.
Bake uncovered for 20-25 minutes, or until bacon is crispy.
Optional:
Toss some chopped walnuts or pecans in with the sprouts
Crumble some goat cheese over the sprouts when they come out of the oven
Add a drizzle of fresh lemon juice for a little brightness
Use maple syrup in lieu of brown sugar
Okay stop boiling your tiny cabbages they're nicer roasted okay I love you all mwah mwah
#recipe blogging with Pi#these are very very easy. the effort:payoff ratio of these is very good#if you need to bring a side dish to a family gathering these are good to show off with and reheat pretty okay#inspired by my brother in law who did a sautéed sprouts situation with candied bacon and chicken stock thanks vic
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hardest part of moving out of my parents house by far is finding all the old good recipes that we used to make before my mom turned into an almond mom
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Food from the beautiful culture of the Palestinians🇵🇸🍉!! This genocide must end! Their lives and culture must be preserved!!
#free gaza#free palestine#gaza#palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#israel#ceasefire#pray for palestine#bread#baking#culture#cultural food#baked goods#food#foodie#recipe#recipies#cook book#home cooking#chef
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‘eye of sauron’ ny cheesecake with orange gelee, pomegranate gelee, and toasted poppyseed garnish :)
#mine#lord of the rings#lotr#cheesecake#eye of sauron#sauron#cottagecore#hobbitcore#pomegranate#gelee#oranges#baked goods#desserts#recipes
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#no cc#recipe#I've seen like 6 videos showing this recipe but with lemons#this one looks really good too
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some favourite bowls from alexacooksme's instagram 🥘
#god these look so good#alexacooksme#alexa fahlman#food#chinese food#indian food#recipes#soup#noodles#upl#the hits#fav plates
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Jumbo blueberry sweet roll muffins (x)
#food#food porn#sweet rolls#dessert#blueberry#pastry#icing#frosting#baked goods#recipe#food gif#gifset#gif#mine
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