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Gaz: Ok so, zombies are all around you and you’re about to die. Do you sacrifice ghost or yourself?
Soap: Ghost, obviously
Ghost, severely offended: You didn’t even think about it!
Soap: It’s only because you’re hot. If I died, you’d end up helping and saving someone on a random day from a small group of zombies. After you save them, you two become friends and end up having this really weird slow burn of falling in love and saving each other all the time. Then, after a close call, you two would kiss and shit. I can’t have that happening.
Gaz: Soap, hon, maybe you should go talk to your therapist
#soap: for what!?#the truth!?#soap is so me for this#ghoap#ghostsoap#SoapGhost#kyle gaz garrick#gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#soap cod#gaz cod#ghost#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#price listing to this: why don’t you just milk yourself before the zombies do#gaz: CAP!??#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod mw3
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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
#there are things that are true mathematically#and things that are true because the guy writing the book says so#you do not want to mix up these truths
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Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.
#quotes#writing#poetry#positivity#thoughts#spilled poetry#spilled thoughts#spilled words#spilled writing#my thoughts#spilled truth#spilled feelings#spilled ink#ink#posts on tumblr#my posts#dark academia#light academia#aesthetic#love quotes#self love#love#romantic#life#feelings#emotions#deep thoughts#sad thoughts#relationship quotes#creative writing
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I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.
#mythbusters#truth#inspiring#trans rights#television#tv#tv show#reboot#guys who do i need to talk to to make this happen?
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Expertise can't help you here.
#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#falin touden#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
#rover rambles#I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is#but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is#possibly even worse somehow#and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them#in fact I have attempted it many times#I simply am stupid
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i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
#writeblr#vent#light academia#poemblr#chaotic academia#dark academia#poetry#quotes#burnt out#aesthetic#spilled prose#spilled tears#spilled poetry#spilled truth#spilled feelings#spilled emotions#spilled heart#spilled thoughts#spilled ink#spilled words#spilled writing#spilled poem#family angst#yolo#life#motivational#motivation#inspiration#positivity
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i figured it out
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by Molly Buford
#love this so much#cottagecore#well not really cottagecore but yeah#soulmates#platonic#truths#love#wholesome#light acadamia aesthetic#classic academia#poetry#text
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JOHNNY MASSARO and BRUNO MONTALEONE
Verdades Secretas (s2e16)
#johnny massaro#bruno montaleone#verdades secretas#hidden truths#userpedro#gay#gayedit#gif#my gifs#*
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#quotes#writing#poetry#positivity#thoughts#spilled poetry#spilled thoughts#spilled words#spilled writing#my thoughts#spilled truth#spilled feelings#spilled ink#posts on tumblr#my post#literature#aesthetic#motivation#reminder#reality of life#peace#heartbreak#love#life#deep thoughts#sad poetry#romantic#artists on tumblr#art#creative writing
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