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elon reeve musk suicide march 11th mark your calenders
Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.
#look at that fucking chin bite dude.#that is the face of someone who wishes he was burned as a child#yolo
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
#writeblr#vent#light academia#poemblr#chaotic academia#dark academia#poetry#quotes#burnt out#aesthetic#spilled prose#spilled tears#spilled poetry#spilled truth#spilled feelings#spilled emotions#spilled heart#spilled thoughts#spilled ink#spilled words#spilled writing#spilled poem#family angst#yolo#life#motivational#motivation#inspiration#positivity
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and i’m thankful for it🙌
yea for like 10 mins then i’m high & in deep thought .
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smells like hell
#myart#chainsaw man#csm#darkness devil#makima#quanxi#aki hayakawa#doll devil#kobeni#angel devil#power#beam#denji#love how this is only like half of the the characters actually present in the manga scene#yolo#i miss my high stakes sooo bad#part 2 still feels like limbo
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useless ray of goddamn sunshine ☀️
(spoilers under the line break!)
#mouthwashing#digital artist#art#$wag money#digital art#fanart#artist#illustration#dude what other tags exist#commissions#commissions open#video games#video game#indie games#indie#daisuke mouthwashing#take responsibility#scratches head that’s probably good#yolo
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he's counting to 10 waiting for you to evac the showers so his rubber ducky time may continue
#this is how i imagine older bf simon#all pudgy and stretchmarked out#will look at yours and start meowing cuz “tiger stripes yeah?”#but his meow is just literally hissing at you#horrifying when hes pp swinging in the steam#also the sketch layer merged into the colouring one so i could not finish this#simon ghost riley#simon riley fanart#older bf!simon#artings#yolo#call of duty fanart
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Seconding this.
I know a lot of Smiling Friends fans love to heap praise on Zach Hadel for the show’s success because OneyPlays and its humor are more familiar to American audiences, but don’t forget that Michael Cusack is just as big a part of it! I just watched YOLO Crystal Fantasy (another show created by Michael) and so much of the humor is very Smiling Friends-y. That show has awkward realistic conversations, random rotoscoping and live-action shots, silly little musical numbers, and lots more that made me go “hey that’s just like a Smiling Friends bit.” It’s not all Zach’s work! Give Michael credit too!
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They kiss eyes open every time because they’re losers ..,,,
#tf2#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#tf2 scout#sniperscout#scout tf2#sniper tf2#team fortress 2#my personal headcannon#fight me about it#yolo
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watching bucky's dog tags while he fucks you <3
"mmm, sweetheart. pussy feels s'good," he murmured as he laid on top of you. but you're too dizzy to respond to him. even if you were, it wouldn't matter. all you can let out is "fuck" and pieces of his name. instinctively, your eyes land on his dog tags dangling over you as he's fucking you. soft, damaged hints of gray with a name you'd yell until your lungs gave out. the name of a man who knew he was the only one who could get that out of you. "you still with me, pretty girl?" he asks. of course you weren't, though. the only sounds you let out were whimpers and gasps that made his cock twitch every single time. he knows that he's fucked you a little too good when you're all shy with him.
he loves to think about it all the time. just another way for him to remind you that he's the only one who could make you scream like that. after all, it's his proudest achievement. <3
#this is so ass but#ive hit writers block#yolo#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes x you#the winter soldier#artemis' fandoms: marvel <3#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#mcu x reader
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#Gilbert is a loser#mr puffin#i hate gilbert#aph#hws#hetalia#hetalia axis powers#aph norway#aph liechtenstein#aph iceland#axis powers ヘタリア#aph hungary#aph prussia#aph switzerland#aph denmark#hws iceland#hws denmark#hws norway#hws prussia#hws hungary#hws switzerland#hws liechtenstein#swissaus#edelweiss#art#fanart#swag#awesome#yolo#my art
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While you sleep in earthly delight
Someone's flesh is rotting tonight
[My Socials] | [Prints]
Bastardization of Mary Magdalene's relic
#YOLO#imagine having chill - cant be me#rite here rite now#rite here right now spoilers#sister imperator#the band ghost#ghost band#ghost#ghost fanart#ghost bc#my art#tw: decapitation
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mutant gay AND married??? no way
#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#middle aged men yaoi#i'm (not) sorry#xmen#cherik fanart#yolo
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#girls who do pills#xanax pills#lsd🌈#drugblr#tw drugs#sex and drugs#drug abuse#drug blog#girls who smoke weed#this is what makes us girls#crack treated seriously#goodnight#yolo#im just a girl#speed#weedlife#420girl#666#thc#glitter#anixiety#actually bpd
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our mood this year
The calendar doesn’t define me, happy new year 2015🍩🩵
#yolo#2014 aesthetic#lia bazak🍩💕😜#2015 aesthetic#aesthetic#good vibes#2015#2015 vibes#2015 tumblr#bring back 2014#bring back 2015
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"Body Tease" - OSAMU MIYA X READER
content warning: smut!!, breast & thigh groping, teasing, osamu is a little shit, reader has sensitive boobs lmao, osamu is a bully ngl, degradation, slight grinding, slight breath play, slight face slapping, swearing.
pairing: Osamu Miya x !sensitive reader word count: (1.6k)!
"Stay still..what the hell are ya' even doing..?"
Osamu murmured lowly, reaching an arm towards your figure, his palm slowly sliding down to your stomach to your lower hip pressed onto the mattress.
He wrapped that arm around your waist to bring you close, stopping your annoying back-and-forth shuffling. Grumbling something about 'losing his focus of trying to sleep' from the disturbance with your movements.
You'd groan lowly in discomfort, furrowing your eyebrows in annoyance from the lack of space the small singular bed provided, muttering something back with the same annoyed tone.
"Ugh.. Shut up. It's not my fault ur fatass is taking up most of the space in this cramped ass bed."
Osamu scoffed, his annoyance growing. He tightened his grip on your waist and rested his face in the crook of your neck, taking in your scent. Your back basically pressed onto his front now.
"y're exaggerating.. It's a small bed." He mumbled in his low-toned grumble, his palm caressing your stomach slowly and later your lower abdomen, eventually snaking that same palm under your shirt to rub on the skin on your tummy, causing your stomach to involuntarily flex from the ticklish contact.
"Tch.. Just shut up n go t'sleep already.." You mumbled, turning your head to stuff your face into the pillow to get more comfortable and try to get some shut eye. Aware of his wandering hand but brushing it off, too sleepy to care.
Osamu would huff, rolling his eyes before shutting them as well, keeping you close with his arm around your waist. His hand mindlessly tracing circles on your tummy before making its way up your shirt, cupping a tit and squeezing it to help him relax.
Your eyebrows would twitch, furrowing them and letting out a small noise, torso slightly flexing from the contact of his palm on your nipple, sending little electric waves down your body and stomach.
You could feel the nipple slowly harden with his kneading, your annoyance and irratation bubbling up again from the lost of focus. "gh-.. damn it, 'samu hands off.. what're you.." You'd turn your head slightly towards him, eyes still tired and shut, placing a hand on his forearm to try and stop his movements.
"what."
His tone was bored and tired, clearly annoyed from the interruption of his concentration again, his hand never faltering it's movements on your breast as he nuzzled his face deeper into the crook of your neck, his free arm snaking under you to wrap around your waist and his free hand caressing one of your hips.
You bit your lip, trying to suppress another low moan at the way his large hands would knead your breast so firmly, one of your free hands gripping at the sheet under you for support in keeping your shit together.
"Stop fucking squirming like that, I can't sleep." He'd murmur again, the rough annoyed tone in his voice caused your frustration to boil up even more as you sucked in a breath, gritting your teeth.
"Stop touching my shit Osamu, I can't slee- nh-..ah" You'd lean your head a bit back, cutting yourself off with a low moan at a particular roll of his palm on your breast, your head leaning on his shoulder as your legs hiked up slightly to clam together.
"Tch, ye'r so goddamn sensitive. m'barely touching ya'" He'd gruff lowly, annoyed to hell and back from your squirming as if he wasn't the reason why.
He'd continue kneading and squeezing at your flesh, brushing off your pleas and demands with a roll of his eyes. Damn it, could you just shut up? Your tits felt so soft and squeezable against his rough hands, why would he wanna stop now? Last time he checked it wasn't his problem that it caused you so much trouble.
Your body would shudder slightly at his words, biting your lip helplessly as he pleases himself with feeling on your flushed and almost twitching body. Face flushing a deeper red with each squeeze and knead, your stiff body arching slightly from the sensation that kept you bound and squirming on the bed.
You brought the back of your hand that was previously gripping the sheets below you to cover up the noises you accidentally let slip, your breathing starting to labour, growing even more sensitive with each intensity of his fingers rubbing on your sensitive nipples. Mentally cursing his nonchalance and bored like demeanor while I was over here getting used, panting and whimpering like an animal just cause he wanted to grope a pair of tits to help him sleep.
"Mmhn-.. Fuck-.. y-... s-such an- asshole-.."
He snorted, finding amusement in your misery as he smirked against your neck, slightly nipping at the skin there to keep his mouth busy, —and bonus points to egg you on further. "Mm.. what can I say..? u're easy.." He murmured, his other hand caressing your hips moving down to your legs to give a firm grip and squeeze to the soft flesh of your inner thighs.
You'd barely stifle another moan on your hand, biting your lip and squeezing your eyes shut. The feeling of both his hands squeezing and kneading on you plus the feeling of his breath and soft lips grazing, nipping, and licking on that specific sensitive patch of skin on your neck was clouding your mind. Fuck, you were going crazy, the knot in your stomach tightening within each minute.
".. Keep it down, dumbass.. m'trying to sleep e're.." He'd huff again, laced with that same tired tone but you could hear the smirk in his voice and you hated that you could practically feel the ache shooting down your stomach to your legs, leaving your already damp panties to sit in more soak.
"S-shit.. mmff-.. God, shut upfhk-..!"
You felt yourself almost choke at the way he'd cut you off, lifting his hand from under your shirt to shove two digits in your mouth, not even knowing if it's to shut you up or to lubricate them. Either way, you were too fucking lost to even care, sucking and swirling your soft tongue on the thick fingers, almost rolling your eyes back from the way groans behind you.
"Fuuck.." He breathes on your neck and you swore you felt one of his legs twitch behind you, the hand kneading your thigh moving up to press and rub on your clothed cunt. Involuntarily causing you to clamp your legs tighter, trapping his hand between your plush thighs with another choked moan around his fingers. "Damn it, I could feel it. . u're fucking soaked.. Needy bitch.."
"..u're enjoying this aren't you..? yeah, yeah y'are.. ..pantin' like a dog in heat after only a few squeezes."
He pulls his fingers out of your mouth, lightly tapping a slap twice on your cheek before cupping both in his hand as he lets out a low mocking laugh. "you're fucking pathetic, shit."
And you couldn't help but whine desperately, that same tight knot in your stomach from his words just begging to snap. His hand cupping your face returning to squeeze and paw at your breasts again, fingers coated with saliva— your saliva... you couldn't help but be aware yet so lost in your clouded mind — rubbed and pulled on your oh so sensitive bud, causing even stronger shockwaves drop down to your stomach, shooting down to your soaked cunt. And at that point you couldn't even suppress the soft moans and whimpers that would fall from your lips.
"Ah.. Ahh.. ahhnn- f-fuuuck- ah- ah-nn mmm- s-samu- osamu-..!" Finally it dawned on you. Shit, you were close. Just a few squeezes and you were already putty in his hands like a damn bitch in heat. Wait, why do I feel like someone had *just* said that? Nevermind. You were literally about to cum from only getting your tits kneaded and you didn't even try to put up a fight in the first place. How embarrassing.
You stuffed your face into the pillow once more, whining, groaning, moaning, whimpering, crying. Shit, you completely lost yourself at this point. All you could do was chase your high, no longer caring if you moaned or cried too loud.
Osamu, continued to suck on your nape, guiding you through it almost sweetly as if he hasn't been torturing you this entire time, snaking up his other hand under your shirt to squeeze at both of your tits, moaning softly at the feeling of your soft flesh on both of his hands, his hips subconsciously stuttering as he jerked his crotch on the cleft of your ass, your constant moans of pleasure striking something in him.
"mmFfuck!! -.. G-gnna-gna- c-cum!.. shi-shit-!.. Osamu!!.."
"Holy shit, jus'hurry up and cum already.."
He'd roll his eyes and groan lowly on your neck, sighing and resting his face in your hair, taking in your scent. His body laying still and tired behind your squirming one. With one last rub and squeeze,
"FUuuckkK!! Cu-cumming!! .."
"Fucking finally.."
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You'd pant against the pillow, your chest heaving intensely as you felt your heart hammer against your chest, slowly coming down and recovering from your high.
Osamu retracted his hands from under your shirt and wrapped them around your waist, bringing you closer to him as he pressed soft and gentle kisses down your neck with a tired sigh followed by a yawn.
"Mm.. y'okay?" He'd mumble against your skin, his eyes already closed and ready to pass out at any moment.
"Mmh.. Yeah.. All good-" Snores. Against your skin. Oh well.
Turning your body to wrap your arms around his neck, you brought his head close to rest on your chest before snorting lowly and shaking your head with a soft smile on your face.
"'..'night, 'samu.."
#osamu miya#osamu miya x reader#osamu miya imagines#osamu miya smut#osamu miya haikyuu#haikyuu#inarizaki#x reader#haikyuu x reader#went the other direction with how i wanted this but#yolo#osamu is mean cause he was fr so done w her tossing and turning lmao#ues they are stuck in a singular bed in a vacation home cabin w the rest of the team#someone probably woke up and heard them lmao#it was probably suna#sigh
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