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This is why I collect unique/funky mugs. I know which ones are missing from the cabinet. Also they look cool.
living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it
#there is one missing from this picture#but that’s bc the picture was taken before I got it#it’s a hersheys chocolate mug#it’s massive#the size of my fucking head#adhd memes#neurodivergence#actually audhd#the tism has given me a special interest in mug collecting#I had another massive one the size and shape of a soup bowl#but I dropped it while I was drunk and it broke#rip plaid bowl mug
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honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#sqh#sqq#you know how i said i had just started the first book?#well that's officially old news i could not put it down#i was uncertain about this series cause i'm not generally into isekai but okay yeah it's REALLY funny#like sqh is playing dead at this point#he's not a threat#sqq isn't TECHNICALLY even suppose to know he's a ''traitor'' yet#this is just pure fucking pettiness and i love him for it#i would also feel this way if i had to handle giant head sized spider demons#well i'm gonna have to go and buy the second book tomorrow (quiet prayer that my local bookstore has it in stock)#my art
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ouaw doodle dump!!
#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#gideon coal#hootsie grimgrin#the post doesn’t really have spoilers but I guess the tags kind of do so if you haven’t seen past ep 20 don’t read the rest of the tags#Hootsie i love her dearly but I need to learn how to draw her better#guess which episodes I watched today impossible challenge#he was MAAAD when frost gave away the whistle#I might’ve exaggerated it but in my head this is what it looked like#(I think about the memories they gave to the hares too much fucking Gideon and frost dude giving their stuff away ughhhhh)#gricko and Gideon body swap was#something#consistent sizes of characters is not a concept Im familiar with#Gideon looks off to me but I have no idea why so#Hootsies color by number 🫶#implied grimmorning 😙#except it was just an actual line from an episode
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wolf hybrid! jake gettin’ needy and possessive when the two of you get home from spending time with panther hybrid! jay :( you’re barely inside before he stuffs his face in the crook of your neck, licking and sucking at the soft skin until jay’s lingering scent drives him nuts, ugly jealousy rearing its head causing him to paw at your tits and press deep bites along the expanse of your throat, running his tongue over the wounds and moaning when the metallic taste of blood fills his mouth.
he’s so impatient, forcing you to present for him right there in your living room, the hardwood floor uncomfortable beneath you but you know better than to misbehave when he gets like this and your cunt’s aching to be filled.
jake wastes no time mounting you, sliding his girthy cock between your wet folds and a drawn out whine is all he can manage, mind foggy as he humps you.
he doesn’t let himself cum though, not until the desire to breed you takes over and he’s clumsily slipping his cock deep inside your needy pussy, giving you no time to get used to his size, fucking into you and grunting out apologies because he knows it’s too much for you.
jake cums first, shallowly rocking his hips as his knot inflates and keeps him buried in your hole, the tip of his cock piercing your cervix and allowing for his thick seed to flood your womb. you nearly lose consciousness, tongue lolling out and your eyes fluttering as your own orgasm washes over you, walls squeezing his length and taking everything he has to offer.
#♡.the honeypot#wolfie jake need u to knock me up pls#if thjs is bad its bcuz m sleepy n had to grt this out of my head bcus i <3 hybrids#enhypen#jake sim#sim jaeyun#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut#jake sim x reader#jake sim smut#sim jaeyun x reader#sim jaeyun smut#💌.hybrids#💌.biting#💌.blood#💌.knotting#💌.creampies#💌.cervix fucking#💌.size kink
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obligatory hand headcanons (handcanons if you will) for the isats
#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#loop#mirabelle#isabeau#odile#bonnie#my drawings#guys i didn’t say anytjkmg in the tags because i was busy talking about something in a call but i need to speak my truth#i’m really fucked up.over the hand size difference that sif has with evrrubody#but i’m looking really hard at isa especially#im reallg not in a good mindset about it. i think i might be sick#why is he small#why the fuck is he small#why are they so small why are their hands literally in canon almost the same size as bonnie’s#why are they fucking small i’m gonna kill mhself#this is so bad for me dude like it’s actually so bad i might die#*holding my head in my hands* he’s so fuckign small
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#arknights#shennong#shu#doodle#blood#tagging the blood just to be sure#i am suffering in levels unknown to mankind#they cant just give me inmortal dragon and not expect me to think of an AU where she meets Shennong like that#“ah yes. Me; the local farmer; and her mountain sized dragon god girlfriend”#Shennong tries to heal dragon Shu the same way she heals a random ass river heron#im convinced if a giant monster attacked Shennong she'd just pick up a hoe and smack it in the head like “dont step on my crops mf”#(while scared as fuck of course but she does it anyways JSDFKJDSFS#huge fan of the fucking “ill turn you into dust” “damn ok u wanna kiss me so badly lmao” dynamic SOBBBB#i have so much to yap about#and so little character limit NJKSDNFJSDJKS
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Grimpulse headcanon: Impulse once thrown himself onto the bed with Grian on it and it launched the poor guy across the shopping district. Its been three weeks and he's still sleeping on the couch.
#hermitshipping#hermitshipblr#grian#hermitcraft impulse#impulsesv#grimpulse#hermitcraft grian#idk what im doing tbh#seeing the massive difference between Impulse and Grian reminded me of high school#my friends and i ship two upperclassmen with massive body size difference like Impulse and G#like those two are literally inseparable#and they're both a student council members#the small one is the head of the student council and the big one is the fucking vice!#it felt like i was living in some sort of wattpad romcom story with Y/N shenanigans
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The Traveler & her Path Behind
“Wounds suffered, lessons learned.”
I think the most prominent part about episode 4 other than it being Alice's trial— wherein she was able to ended her generational curse for once and for all; changing something that she thinks “wasn't real”, is that you get to see how it affecting her.
How Alice realizes that she was angry at her mom who was only trying to save her. Lorna did everything in her power to protect Alice in any way she could. So that even if she was no longer present on Alice's life— her protection through the song, in which she pours all of her love for her daughter into, would persist. Thanks to the people who sang that song with as much passion as how Lorna is writing it for Alice.
And I love how she learned all of this from a journey with a broken coven, each filled with covenless witches who had their own issues. But even though they are hardly a “true” coven— they were there for Alice. They sat there with her on that campfire, talking about each scars that they had, so that she wouldn't feel so bad about hers. And for once, she felt that hole in her heart was slowly filled with warmth. That similar type of warmth that she's been missing for ages.
Alice has always been angry all her life. It's easier for her to get angry and blame something instead of grieving it. Because being angry is relatively easier than grieving because you feel like you are in control of your life, you get this power to push through from that fire burning in you. But unlike anger, grief is far from that. It's that feeling of hollow and emptiness— that you acknowledge something was no longer yours. It's gone and you have to accept that. You will eventually move on and there might be something else that will replace it. You will learn to live side by side with this pit that sits with you and it will left you in a vulnerable state, and that's not alright. It's hard to said it'll be alright when it clearly didn't. But eventually, you'd move on. People always do. That's just how life is always been.
And for once, when the cause of Alice's angers was no longer there— and that she was finally free from it after a long time of suffering, she felt nothing but sadness.
This is a simple phrase if it were to be said by anyone. However, it held much bigger weight when it was Lilia who said that.
Lilia being the oldest witch from the coven. Lilia who's been alive for 400+ years. Lilia who made it this far in life, seeing all the horrors, and the tragedies that humanity experienced— the malice that lurked in their hearts. She's seen it all. She saw their path and “destination”; but mostly their destination because of her gift. That's almost all the thing she ever saw throughout her life up until now. Not to mention the flow of time that seems to be never standing with her.
It makes her angry. Because she saw it all. Lilia has seen their death. The causes and what's about to happen. But there is nothing she could do about it. She warns them. She tells them. And it didn't change anything. There's nothing she could do about the outcome. Because her task as a seer isn't supposed to change. She's there to observe — to see. And that alone upsets her. She turned away from her gift. Unwilling to use something that is a part of herself. For years. Decades. Probably centuries. Because why would she be? Death is all she'd seen. Why would she want to subject herself into something that would hurt her? Something that would only make her sad? And that's why, in the end, she resorted into being a con artist. Masking herself behind something that was not Lilia Calderu the chased-out-of-every-village-for-accurately-predicting-tragedies; running away from her true self.
Lilia already lost count on how many days and nights that she yearns for a change. To be able to do something for once. Flashes upon flashes would appear on the peripheral of her vision. About her coven. Her family. Her sister in the craft. And often times she wondered if a miracle would happened again in her life.
And it finally did.
When Agatha Harkness recruited Lilia to joined her coven, she almost wanted to spat. No one with a sane mind would willingly joined her coven. But fate always has its own ways with Lilia as her future self went back into that fateful day, where she write down the name of her new coven. Assigning herself to embark into a treacherous journey with a group of people that she, somehow, has quite a lot in common.
From there, she learns again what it feels to have a coven and be in a coven. Each trials they faced with death and their worst nightmare following in their step. But at least they are together this time. Lilia is not alone and maybe she could actually count on these people. Perhaps the walk down on this road with the infamous Agatha Harkness is going to change her. Maybe she still couldn't prevent deaths but at least she could piece up something that she has been missing. A part of herself that she was trying so hard to ignore— a part of herself that yearns for some form of connections through sisterhood.
And she finally got it again. She saw Jennifer who's capable of saving a life while being bound. Changing the outcome of Teen's life. She saw Alice fighting, oh ever so bravely, and full of fire. Ending her family's generational curse for once and for all — changing something that she thought she couldn't. She's seen all the struggles and how it impacts them.
And there they sat in that campfire, after the fire-trial. Sharing their own scars as an attempt to make Alice felt better about herself. Lilia saw the sadness that lingered on the once fierce and full of fire woman. She's seen it and she acknowledge it, she knows that feeling all too well. Lilia feels like she saw a piece of herself on her new coven members yet again, and she felt the urge to give Alice one last words of comfort, “Sad is better than angry”. And maybe that words is not enough to fully filled the hole in Alice's heart on its own, but as long as it means that Lilia could have a chance to do something for her sisters in the craft instead of running away again or being indifferent like how she always do— then that's fine. It's okay. She will take those chances.
And Alice? Alice is grateful to hear that from Lilia— who lives longer than her, who suffers worse things than her, and who knows so much more than her. Because to be loved, is to be seen and heard. And now Alice is surrounded with love.
#Agatha All Along#Lilia Calderu#Alice Wu Gulliver#Calliver#DivineProtection#Alice x Lilia#Lilia x Alice#Lilia Calderu x Alice Wu-Gulliver#We got the “look of love” for Lilia and Alice on episode 4 but at what cost... 😞😞😞#I am in my feels#I hate them so much I hope I die#This pocket sized yuri meant so much to me you don't understand#I could be just chilling and rewatching episode 4 and then BOOM realization hits#Episode 4 and 5 has no business to torture me with these two back to back#Like I got Lilia and Alice looking at each other so fondly during the last minutes of episode 4#And then you mean to tell me that Alice died on episode 5? And that Lilia isn't able to save her sisters in the craft once again?? Fuck you#But what's Lilia and Alice if not bittersweet and doomed by the narrative?#Brb gonna bang my head to the wall real quick#Hexy's yap session
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i’m my mind, mario’s casual fits are all checkered low-top vans, jorts and “eat sleep game repeat” or racing tour shirts and luigi looks like he puts granola in his yogurt. like visor caps and fanny packs. i’m talking socks with the sandals, people
#and they’re both stylish about it don’t get me wrong#btw luigi has an arsenal of jean skirts and also there’s probably quite a few items that him and mario share#source: the select shirts that me and my older sib take shared custody over bc we both love them sm#oh and before you ask. yes. mario is all aviators and luigi is oversized plastic rims. all the way#guys i need to draw i need to DRAW !!!!!#ohhh btw btw luigi wears a digital watch and mario mooches off him for the time#i don’t care that the smb movie gave them iphones. i simply disagree!#smb#luigi#mario#also mario’s hairline is quickly receding. not even related i just needed to get that off my chest#mario will have a bald spot the size of a landing pad by the time he’s 40 meanwhile luigi will be luscious locks in the nursing home#oh fuck the image of jerry seinfeld and george costanza standing next to one another popped in my head .#that’s cursed. however! gives you an idea of what i mean here
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i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days
(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)
#this was GENUINELY my best fucking attempt at little ghost i redrew their head Several fucking times and also the entire them once#i love them so much but i cannot give them what they deserve#decided to not even try drawing the hollow knight. they have Too Many Joints#but if i did their caption wouldve been something like ''third more fucked up sibling''#would they be the eldest sibling? probably right? i could make an eldest sibling trauma joke too#the abysmal size difference here is Hysterical to me btw. it was Not on purpose i just cant proportion but its hilarious im keeping it#z talks#hollow knight#i did draw the autism creature face myself#no copy pasting here#also hornets legs are just lines bc i tried to make them more like in game but i coulnt make it work . so
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HMSW POKEMON TEAMS YAYY. in the order of the acronym of course :-) you can ask me about my decisions here i worked very hard on making them
(the stufful, marshadow, and ninetales are done by leParagon, meowstic is by RedRooster, and sylveon is by Layell pumpkaboo is by Wobblebuns all on smogon)
#cccc#chonnys charming chaos compendium#chonny jash#cj soul#cj whole#cj mind#cj heart#cccc soul#cccc whole#cccc heart#cccc mind#tridential tirade#THE LACK OF STANDARDIZED SPRITES AFTER GEN 5 WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME....#also why are the eeveelution sprites so tiny#shaymin isn't even a foot tall why does he look bigger than them....#none of the eeveelution sprites are the fanmade ones... so i don't know why this happened#and of course sylveon has a normal size because it's a fansprite..#gamefreak i'm going to fucking get you#fanspriters are braver than ANY us marine#anyways the alt text will probably cover up the corner pokemon. but i dont CARE this was so#i'm fighting for my LIFE.#AUAGHHHHH.... you must appreciate them this was agonizing. why did they stop making sprites. head in hands
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has the huggable twee irritation always been a Thing or did it evolve in response to like, "you're not ugly. i'd fuck you" type comments? like in your personal experience
god, I'm not well spoken enough to describe it exactly the way it Registers In My Brain... but like. It's not the "you're not ugly, I'd fuck you" genre, and that type of comment is so easy to immediately dismiss because it always comes from a certain type of man, and it's like yeah yeah, I could throw a sandwich and you'd fuck it before it hit the floor. But also, that one's so specific, it's a bottom-of-the-barrel "compliment" that dudes will give when a woman has actively said something about feeling like she's unattractive.
The HUGGABLE THING. The oooh squishy marshmallow somft huggable mom shaped 🥺🥰 She looks like she gives GREAT HUGS. Those comments are UNPROMPTED. I'm immediately like. Every keyword you say, I kill another hostage. I will blow up this whole building and everyone in it. Because it is SO FUCKING WEIRD. And I have heard it one million times. And I see it on every drawing of a character who's even remotely plus sized. These comments would not fly for a thinner person, they'd be rightfully received as weird. People aren't gonna comment on a picture of Ariana Grande going omg she's sooo huggable mom friend shaped. WHAT. Simultaneously are desexualized and sanitized to a weird degree in that uwu language way, WHILE also being creepy. Like, why are you describing what you think I'd feel like if you hugged me? Like the only positive thing you can think of to say is that I look like I have some give. As strangers. I'm not going to hug you, I think you're a creep and I think you're giving yourself a big pat on the back for complimenting a fat person. What are we doing I'm arguing at the air. Where am I And you're just supposed to go oh thank you that's so nice, because as a fat person, you gotta take whatever compliment you get, even if it is actually not a compliment. And that's the thing, there are SO MANY ACTUAL COMPLIMENTS TO PICK FROM. But people settle on huggable and somft. Was this person pretty? Were they hot? You could say gorgeous? Handsome, beautiful? Elegant? Stunning? Sharp? Sexy? Stylish? Are you trying to say that you're attracted to this person's body? Are we being horny? Do you think they just look nice in general? Can't we think of anything else to say? Or are we just gonna sit here and say they fuckin look like Santa Claus. Huggable like a pillow. Girl what the fuck
#every time I see or hear it my eyes roll so far back in my head that I can look at my thoughts#I accepted about a thousand of these compliments as haha thank you before I gave up on pretending I think it's a compliment at all#people say this shit ALL THE TIME and I KNOWWWWWWWWWW I'm not the only bitch who hates it.#I hear this from others too. I'm not completely insane right here#or maybe I am. FUCK AUGH#can someone explain it BETTER AND LESS LENGTHY#sergle answers#People don't say any of the outdated plus sized compliments anymore either. you only hear them from old men#Like I would rather be called full figured or curvaceous or a whole lotta woman before I get called MOM FRIEND SHAPED???????????????#what's that post.I'm going to kill myself in front of you and forever change the trajectory of your life#It would be different to be described as soft by like a partner. combined with compliment-compliments. like yeah you OBVIOUSLY know#what I feel like
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon rambles™#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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o wait before i start posting any pics.. i was thinking that maybe.. you guys could help me liquify this gender some more by switching up what you call me.... DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE . LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN YOU USE HE/HIM AND JUST OVERALL LIKE MORE MASC STUFF THAT'S SOOO MMMMMMMMMSO FUCKING GOOD like i don't get to feel that irl at all so it really does make me so happy but i've just been thinking abt TRYING to switch it up more yk? does this even make sense...... . hhhh anyway i might won't even like it and i'll want to just go back to hehim but i wanna try... JUST TO SWITCH IT UP.
#i think the only term that is incredibly questionable is “queen” lmao#idk i have some personal beef with that one#MAN I REALLY MIGHT JUST DELETE THIS IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#WHY DON'T I KNOW WHAT I WANT#i'm not asking you to fully drop the he him but just maybe.. use she her every once in a while..#I'M GONNA EXPLODE WHY IS THIS THE WEIRDEST POST EVER TO MAKE WHAT IS GENDER CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME#btw if anybody happens to be wondering why i don't just use they/them#iii just don't feel anything towards those#personally#like they don't make me feel like anything while he him and she her are more like yes:3333#does.. does that even make sense#oh my god#there are question marks flying around my head#i read this fic the other day#which is in my drafts i need to add tags to it#but the op just.. like made my brain grow two sizes#bc they made the reader genderfluid and then proceeded to use both “girlfriend” and “boyfriend” throughout the fic and i just#HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#how do i .. get that#asghdhsaghdasghdshagdhgas#GUYS LOOK I'M GONNA SPIRAL I'M JUST GONNA HIT POST#ENOUGH#mayor of loserville#mickey vs gender#10 - 17#I'M LOSING AGAIN OHHH FUCK OFF
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Local Garlean Adventurer gets the first head kisses he's had within the last decade, is content.
...Even if he has to fold himself in half for them.
#ffxiv#gpose#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#oc#tsukiko date#camilla lunae#the healer/tank duo from hell#feel free to read these two's relationship however you wish#because I sure as hell don't know what exactly they are#I kinda just define it as two incredibly fucked up people finally allowing themselves to be vulnerable around another person#and thats really it LOL#tsukiko literally cant feel fear- she would be the woman that would look at the man whos bested her several times in armed combat#holding her arms open telling him to 'cmere for head kisses' and openly stealing his shirts#my mental image of zenos as an animal is an introverted but very silently clingy golden retriever and it probably shows v-v#i snicker at their size difference at the same time I suffer trying to pose them together#tsukiko lives in anticipation that zenos could tackle her at any given moment#secretly very affectionate woman is on the radar of undoubtedly the most touch starved man on the star
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krkt runs in my head like a hamster spinning on a hamster wheel
like this
#must have something to do 24/7 or else they must find it themselves#she drinks from her water and takes her stupid little food pellets#shes constantly running on that wheel in my head its the only thing keeping me sane#but instead of there being a hamster theres a troll#little guy#she tires herself out but doesnt rest#(causes her to start screaming like those stupid fucking hamsters)#i wish krkt was real but like the size of a hamster so i could see her run around in a wheel all day#thats how my brain works#theres a small krkt running in a hamster wheel constantly no breaks (until sleep)#its a beautiful sight#rgtxt
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