#the size of my fucking head

[disappointingcabbage]

This is why I collect unique/funky mugs. I know which ones are missing from the cabinet. Also they look cool.

living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it

[benevolenterrancy]

honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.

[weirdglassthing]

ouaw doodle dump!!

[b1mbodoll]

wolf hybrid! jake gettin’ needy and possessive when the two of you get home from spending time with panther hybrid! jay :( you’re barely inside before he stuffs his face in the crook of your neck, licking and sucking at the soft skin until jay’s lingering scent drives him nuts, ugly jealousy rearing its head causing him to paw at your tits and press deep bites along the expanse of your throat, running his tongue over the wounds and moaning when the metallic taste of blood fills his mouth.

he’s so impatient, forcing you to present for him right there in your living room, the hardwood floor uncomfortable beneath you but you know better than to misbehave when he gets like this and your cunt’s aching to be filled.

jake wastes no time mounting you, sliding his girthy cock between your wet folds and a drawn out whine is all he can manage, mind foggy as he humps you.

he doesn’t let himself cum though, not until the desire to breed you takes over and he’s clumsily slipping his cock deep inside your needy pussy, giving you no time to get used to his size, fucking into you and grunting out apologies because he knows it’s too much for you.

jake cums first, shallowly rocking his hips as his knot inflates and keeps him buried in your hole, the tip of his cock piercing your cervix and allowing for his thick seed to flood your womb. you nearly lose consciousness, tongue lolling out and your eyes fluttering as your own orgasm washes over you, walls squeezing his length and taking everything he has to offer.

[yonch]

obligatory hand headcanons (handcanons if you will) for the isats

[starcrashedsatellite]

[motherofplatypus]

Grimpulse headcanon: Impulse once thrown himself onto the bed with Grian on it and it launched the poor guy across the shopping district. Its been three weeks and he's still sleeping on the couch.

[giddlygoat]

i’m my mind, mario’s casual fits are all checkered low-top vans, jorts and “eat sleep game repeat” or racing tour shirts and luigi looks like he puts granola in his yogurt. like visor caps and fanny packs. i’m talking socks with the sandals, people

[jorvikzelda]

i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days

(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)

[sergle]

has the huggable twee irritation always been a Thing or did it evolve in response to like, "you're not ugly. i'd fuck you" type comments? like in your personal experience

god, I'm not well spoken enough to describe it exactly the way it Registers In My Brain... but like. It's not the "you're not ugly, I'd fuck you" genre, and that type of comment is so easy to immediately dismiss because it always comes from a certain type of man, and it's like yeah yeah, I could throw a sandwich and you'd fuck it before it hit the floor. But also, that one's so specific, it's a bottom-of-the-barrel "compliment" that dudes will give when a woman has actively said something about feeling like she's unattractive.

The HUGGABLE THING. The oooh squishy marshmallow somft huggable mom shaped 🥺🥰 She looks like she gives GREAT HUGS. Those comments are UNPROMPTED. I'm immediately like. Every keyword you say, I kill another hostage. I will blow up this whole building and everyone in it. Because it is SO FUCKING WEIRD. And I have heard it one million times. And I see it on every drawing of a character who's even remotely plus sized. These comments would not fly for a thinner person, they'd be rightfully received as weird. People aren't gonna comment on a picture of Ariana Grande going omg she's sooo huggable mom friend shaped. WHAT. Simultaneously are desexualized and sanitized to a weird degree in that uwu language way, WHILE also being creepy. Like, why are you describing what you think I'd feel like if you hugged me? Like the only positive thing you can think of to say is that I look like I have some give. As strangers. I'm not going to hug you, I think you're a creep and I think you're giving yourself a big pat on the back for complimenting a fat person. What are we doing I'm arguing at the air. Where am I And you're just supposed to go oh thank you that's so nice, because as a fat person, you gotta take whatever compliment you get, even if it is actually not a compliment. And that's the thing, there are SO MANY ACTUAL COMPLIMENTS TO PICK FROM. But people settle on huggable and somft. Was this person pretty? Were they hot? You could say gorgeous? Handsome, beautiful? Elegant? Stunning? Sharp? Sexy? Stylish? Are you trying to say that you're attracted to this person's body? Are we being horny? Do you think they just look nice in general? Can't we think of anything else to say? Or are we just gonna sit here and say they fuckin look like Santa Claus. Huggable like a pillow. Girl what the fuck

[teddybeartoji]

o wait before i start posting any pics.. i was thinking that maybe.. you guys could help me liquify this gender some more by switching up what you call me.... DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE . LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN YOU USE HE/HIM AND JUST OVERALL LIKE MORE MASC STUFF THAT'S SOOO MMMMMMMMMSO FUCKING GOOD like i don't get to feel that irl at all so it really does make me so happy but i've just been thinking abt TRYING to switch it up more yk? does this even make sense...... . hhhh anyway i might won't even like it and i'll want to just go back to hehim but i wanna try... JUST TO SWITCH IT UP.

[lelsiemeyers]

sorry i think about these pages so often.

[fatedroses]

Local Garlean Adventurer gets the first head kisses he's had within the last decade, is content.

...Even if he has to fold himself in half for them.

[rg11]

krkt runs in my head like a hamster spinning on a hamster wheel

like this

[doodzoodz]

“I need your TITS. Your PIZASS.

I NEED your BUTTERMILK BISCUITS AND TATERS.”

[jazzzzzzhands]

Can you draw Wally plz??

on tablet?

Do I really need an excuse??

I Honestly wasn't sure what you meant! Because i have drawn him so so many times digitally BUT this one is special BECAUSE! Normally i do do my sketch Traditionally, But i chose to take this ask as a personall challenge to do the WHOLE thing digitally looky at my digital sketch!!

just like my trad sketches, it is just very very light. Im so used to drawing lightly because i erase a LOT oh and hey, while i'm at it, just take my ding dang time-lapse

ahahaha just in case you guys ever wante to watch me manually color and yes yes, do those shading lines by hand because i love them. oh and ty Ibis for having background elements bc backgrounds are HARD. (But putting the little stickers and bgs together feels like scrapbooking and its fun!!)

If you actually watched me draw, you may get motion sickness from just how much i move my canvas around lmao