#clownpierce

[official-parkciv-posts]

Official Parkour Civilization Post

bleh

[magnecalliope]

The Realm + Text Posts

[mcytegg]

im ngl i feel like clowns current relationship w ros in realms is the type of relationship ls kab expected/wanted from clown. like they wanted clown to be someone they could rely on to always protect them and to stick by their side always, but i dont think this type was ever possible for the two of them, even if kab had succeeded in "proving" themself like clown said he wanted them to.

like even if we ignore that it was already incredibly unlikely given the nature of lifesteal and how clown could never trust anyone on ls wholly and completely knowing they COULD betray him and try to kill him at any moment, i actually think who kab is as a person is Why they never wouldve been able team w clown like they wanted to

not bc kab has specifically done anything wrong or done anything to make clown be against teaming w them, but bc kab lacks the distinct, very specific type of open and unashamed vulnerability people like branzy and ros exhibit both in general and w clown specifically that he seems drawn to. kab is too guarded and too tricky as a person to ever be vulnerable and openly reliant on clown in a way that makes him feel the Need to take care of nd protect them.

its not as if ros and branzy are incapable in the slightest; branzy is a cunning and surprisingly revenge driven guy and ros is incredibly smart and clearly WANTS to come out of her shell to fight for herself and for the people she holds dear, but w clown specifically they are so openly and easily vulnerable w him. they will go to him for protection and if they want to explore their own bloodlust, and they make clown feel needed and valued in an incredibly specific way. like theyre basically people he can save and protect in a way nobody else can bc he IS just the strongest, and nobody else can take care of them in the way he can bc of his strengeth and bc of the softness they show w him.

and kab is just...not that type of person. they could never be someone who leaves themself as openly vulnerable and reliant on clown in the way he needs to be needed for the relationship kab wanted w him. like kab is too scared and way too paranoid abt everything that could go wrong to put themself in a position like that. they lack the open softness and sorta "damsel" vibes that clown is drawn to in branzy and ros. the thing that makes him feel so strongly abt protecting them and taking care of them.

bc ultimately, kab is someone will fight and stop at nothing survive. there will never be a situation where theyd rely on clown to help or save them without any sort of other plan, so the fact that they would never need him in the way that makes him feel the most cared for and wanted means their relationship was never going to be what kab wanted it to be. and kab seems to have realized this, at least!!! that its smt they dont have w clown, but they can get something like what they need in mane bc he WILL protect them in the way they need but theres no rose tinted glasses for kab to view mane through so their relationship is, funnily enough, much more equal than kabs relationship w clown ever was due to the way they idolized him

[whiver-wyverncat]

Hey, if you had the title of "Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin" you would want the snail hunting you to have a sick name too

A snail with a cute name like "Crinkle" is not going to do, this snail has to have a name of a worthy opponent.

all the other snails have cute and simple names and then there's clownpierce's fuck ass snail

[xuxudio]

[tvobsessivefanatic]

WIP of my last post, dunno if I'm actually gonna finish it

[kqluckity]

i've been thinkging about this moment since it happened i needed to clip it and finally did

[yushox]

the Hatsune Miku pose is giving

first pass at his design i just think he's neat

[eternalera]

clownzy is probably one of the most stable relationships in lifesteal tbh- which is kinda crazy considering how it started out with the guy who's style lowkey reminds me of the oncler and the clown from it getting revenge on the yellow amongus for throwing them down a well

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Branzy, Clown, and Ash don't legally exist

Clown's species isn't legally recognised

Branzy faked his death, changed his name, dyed his hair, got a tattoo, and wears eye contacts and as such is legally dead

Ash just doesn't.

They are unaffected by the law :3

-sock anon

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[mcytqueerbaitshowdown]

[felicity0801]

”things I never thought would happen but actually I like it”

so silly silly

would describe what I feel about the PMC betrayal if Kab was in S5.

(also hypothetically speaking who would win in a Killerbunnies VS timejump/hopperclock/Minute and Jumper fight, since Clown is probably the best of all 4 of them, Kab is just Not A PvPer, and Jumper is�� capable, she’s about as good as you can be without tryharding/training more than she does aka barely at all.)

also please what is actually the Minute and Jumper duo name because people use both Hopperclock and Timejump, and before I discovered either of them I called them either BLACKPINK duo or “i want you to kill yourself :>” duo.

bunny guns bunny guns

[cloudycloude]

Bro why do I keep drawing lifesteal members

Found new friends during drawing this all!! :D

[rachgreeverian]

Superheroes AU (Card shuffle/Jestercard) small doodle dump

expand for more (TW: Blood)

[djevelbl]

Oh clownzy, how I long to be able to depict your insanity accurately,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[urfavisananimegirl]

AND. clownpierce from lifesteal smp

Clownpierce (Lifesteal SMP) is an Anime Girl!