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*the Coven at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Jen, Lilia, and Rio: *spinning a little and talking*
Alice, Agatha, and Billy: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
#incorrect quotes#Agatha all along#jennifer kale#lilia calderu#billy maximoff#alice wu gulliver#rio vidal#agatha harkness#coven of chaos
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When they were talking about that they can't decide if they want her number.. That line made me cackle like a witch actually. 😆😆
Rio: *appears*
The Entirety of Team Witches' Road:
#rio vidal#agatha all along#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#billy kaplan#agatha harkness#im so extremely not straight for rio i dont think yall get it
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That’s it? That’s all the… all the time I get?
#agatha all along#alice wu gulliver#ali ahn#rio vidal#lilia calderu#thing i made#tvedit#tvgifs#i think aside from lilia alice has my favorite arc#i love that it didn't feel fair and they end it by acknowledging that
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Alice: Rio
Rio: Yes?
Alice: Do you consider yourself a bad boy?
Rio: I am THE bad boy
Jen: that’s cute, I saw you crying when Señor Scratchy fell into the laundry machine
Rio, in almost tears: He-He could have been washed
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#marvel#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale
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When you're worried you might have made a zombie.
#agatha all along#lilia caldery#alice wu gulliver#patti lupone#i know the colouring on this is shitty quality#but the woods are so hard to colour and i got slightly fed up of it#i might make aaa psds soon so i don't have to individually edit every time
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Haha... When the tables turn.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#jennifer kale#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#rio vidal#Agatha all along meme#meme#marvel memes#mcu#marvel television
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I 100 percent agree that Emo! Age of Ultron Wanda could match Agatha's and Rio's freak. We're talking about the Wanda that was utterly ruthless to the Avengers shamelessly messing with their minds and I cheered her on. I believe since joining the Avengers Wanda had just become watered down. Because I don't recall Wanda in Age of Ultron ever being afraid of her powers, she was wielding it like a master with confidence. I believe joining the dysfunctional Avengers who could never agree on anything was not a good calling for her.
#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agatha coven of chaos#wandavision#agatha x wanda#wanda x agatha#agatha harkness x wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#marvel cinematic universe#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff x agatha harkness#agatha harkness x rio vidal#marvel#wanda x rio x agatha#rio vidal x reader#agatha x rio#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#wanda maximoff x rio vidal#wanda maximoff x reader#agatha harkness x reader x rio vidal#agatha harkness x female reader#agathario#agatha spoilers#wagatha#wanda mcu
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Found-Family headcanons for a³'s coven of chaos, part 4: (because they all deserved more time with each other)
(warning: drinking)
(part 3, here) - (part 2, here) - (part 1, here)
Everyone loves to give Señor Scratchy treats, even when Agatha insists they shouldn't.
Señor Scratchy especially loves Billy, Lilia and Sharon. He does likes to cuddle everyone, though. Except Jen, who he's always trying to bite, (???) because he wouldn't be Agatha's familiar if he didn't.
One day Jen jokes that she will turn him into a purse if he rages against her again—and everyone defensively yells at her at the same time. “Okay! Okay! Jeez! I was joking!”
Sharon cuts fruit for everyone every time they hang out together and forces them to eat it before doing anything else.
Jen usually pays for everything. It's the price of her constantly bragging about her, “real job.”
Agatha always teases her about it. One time, Lilia felt bad—and so she “went to the bathroom” and payed for everyone herself.
Billy himself got his first bad alcohol experience at age seventeen at his first big teen party, which Eddie took him to.
He got very fucking wasted very quickly because turns out he's not great at holding his alcohol. So—he begged Eddie not to call his parents, because, “they've bEeN through enOUGH I'M A HORRIBLE SON AND NOT EVEN reALLY THeirS--”
So, Eddie sighed and called Agatha to get him instead. And yes, your girl did drive ALL the way to Eastview—and spent the whole night sleepless, sobering him up to save him from the hungover. She was just glaring at Rio all night long, telling her to go make coffee and no funny business, while holding his head over the toilet. She was surprisingly gentle and comforting during the experience—because she does have her moments—like when Lilia had her traumatic hallucination in Jen's trial and Agatha gently went, “okay” instead of mocking her. That's the vibe.
BUT he still got the scolding of his life the next day. The whole neighbourhood heard Agatha yelling.
During the argument Agatha yelled that, “I'm not your mother!” and he shot back, “I know that, do YOU know that??” Which caused her to avoid him for a few days.
Later, Rio told him how much it actually affected her and why—and Billy felt really bad about it. On mother's day, he gave Agatha a gift basket of stuff he made himself, (with his bio-mom's help.) Agatha said it was tacky and unnecessary—but she actually teared up a bit. She opened the window and yelled at Wanda's abandoned lot to make an insensitive joke about how, “suck it, Wanda, you rank last in the mom list—” as to not show too much vulnerability. But Billy is used to her by now—and he knows that she appreciated it.
Alice always feels sad on mother's day. She visits her mother's grave site and tells her how bad her life is. This year, Billy went with her. And for thr first time, Alice only had goof things to tell her. About how she broke the curse—and she can finally do something with her life now. About how she got a new job, and a coven.
And, to cope, Alice got a gift for Lilia and one for Sharon. They may not be her actual mothers—but she appreciates them both endlessly and their support means the world to her. She got them both protective crystals.
You know who ELSE got Sharon a gift??
Well, Sharon doesn't either. She just received an anonymous bouquet of Azaleas and she had no idea who sent it to her.
It was Agatha, but she'd die before admitting it. She's the last person you'd suspect, since she still calls her Mrs. Hart despite how triggering it is, or pretends she doesn't remember her existence at all. In reality, she's grown fond of the Westview residents despite her best efforts not to. She doesn't particularly respect them and she does view them as “lesser,” but she doesn't wish them harm. They did take care of her for three years—and the Agnes role does have bits and pieces of Agatha in it.
Billy finds out through Rio and accidentally tells Alice. Alice tells Jen, Jen tells Lilia, (because she's not about to hide Agatha's embarrassing secret.) and Lilia tells Sharon.
Sharon is surprised but also extremely moved, considering she doesn't have any living family. She wants to thank Agatha, so she gets the idea to throw her a surprise party. (Since she herself hasn't been to a party since Mr. Davis passed away and she really wants to attend one!!)
She gets help from the coven but also invites all the main Westview residents that we know and love. Rio proposes the idea of writing, 'Agnes of Westview' on the cake, to get back at Agatha for always calling them by their Wanda-branded names. Sharon doesn't want to, but everyone else finds it hilarious, so they do it.
Agatha pretends to be extremely annoyed.
She isn't. She just never expected this to happen to her. For people to want to be there—and to see her as someone at least capable of good—someone who deserves a second chance.
They eat and drink together, having a blast. Billy isn't allowed to drink, but Agatha sneaks him a glass. Just ONE glass. You know, to teach him responsibility, as if she's the queen of it. “It's about knowing when to stop, teen.” “oh is it? tell us more”
Sharon is the opposite of a light-weight. She chugs down those shots like they're nothing—and if you ask her, she'll dismissively wave and say she's “lived a life.” Still, she doesn't seem to know her limits, and she gets carried away. At least she prepared some bomb ass charcuterie for everyone!!
Jen is a classy drinker, picky with her alcohol. She knows her limits and always drinks just enough to “make the company tolerable,” since, “no sane person could ever find you idiots amusing without a few shots.”
Lilia becomes incredibly talkative when she drinks and she loses whatever filter she may have otherwise had. Not to say that usually she has too much of a filter, but drunk, she literally becomes Patti Lupone. Jen finds it endearing and listens intently, Alice finds it sort of amusing but also a bit shocking, Rio matches her freak and Agatha just finds it fucking terrifying.
You'd expect Rio to be wilding, but she already does that sober. No, instead, she becomes very clingy and very affectionate—just whipped over Agatha. And she's kind of a light-weight too, which surprises everyone at first. It's because her real form is literally skeletal and her human form is probably maintained magically—so there's less actual real body mass to dilute the alcohol. So, death can tear through the fabric of reality, but metabolising alcohol is just too difficult.
Alice can hold her alcohol very well. She was once the definition of a teenage dirtbag, so she has experience in the field. Now she's pretty sensible. She's also the most clear-headed, even when she's drunk enough to stumble around.
Agatha herself is a slow drinker because she wants to make fun of everyone else for being less sober than her. She's developed a fair bit of tolerance over the years, but when it finally hits it really hits.
During a particularly rough case of drunkenness her and Jen sung karaoke together. Not during Agatha's party, though. Neither of them can quite recall the incident, or so they claim. Unfortunately for them, Alice recorded the whole thing. Rio made it her ringtone, as did Lilia.
Jen forces Lilia to get a skin-care routine. “Doll, I actively choose to look like this because I don't have the time or energy to maintain a youthful appearance. What makes you think I'll spend money on these products that capitaliSe in womeN's InsEcuriTiEs—I'm a divination fraud, you're a beauty guru fraud, we're both senior citizens, I don't care for this—”
And Jen is like, “okay ouch but nO this is nOt what I've been selling. This is new. We're not talking about just a luxury—the skin is the largest organ of the body and is exposed to various environmental stressors like pollution, UV rays, and temperature changes, as well as internal factors like stress and diet. I'm giFting these products to you I mAde them in a cAuLdron.”
Lilia is so flabbergasted by the clarity of Jen's explanation that she agrees. However, she constantly forgets to actually apply it.
Fortunately, Jen never forgets. And Lilia is probably the only person that Jen tolerates to constantly give reminders to.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#agathario#billy maximoff#alice wu gulliver#sharon davis#billy kaplan#found family#agatha all along headcanons
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Alice: What time is it?
Billy: I don’t know; let’s sing the Ballad and we’ll find out.
Alice and Billy: *proceed to loudly sing the Ballad of the Witches’ Road*
Jen: WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING THE BALLAD OF THE WITCHES’ ROAD AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!?!
Billy: It’s 2am.
#oopsie a bit late today 🫣#agatha all along#alice and billy#alice wu gulliver#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#teen (agatha all along)#jennifer kale#the coven of chaos#source: incorrect quotes generator#incorrect agatha all along
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🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪
The coven of chaos is literally a pride flag
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#coven of chaos#jen kale#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#Wiccan#pride flags#pride flag#lgbt#queer#wlw#mlm#gay
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And if I said lilia deserves to be kissed by both jen AND alice as a treat out loud, i'm saying it with my full chest
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The figures in front of the moon in #AgathaAllAlong episode 5 were puppets.
(via danielselon | IG)
#marvel#mcu#marvel studios#agatha harkness#agatha spoilers#agatha coven of chaos#agatha and teen#agatha all along#agathario#Agatha#wanda x agatha#agatha x reader#agatha icons#Agatha icon#joe locke#kathryn hahn#billy maximoff#wiccan#aubrey plaza#Rio Vidal#lady death#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale
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Ooh! I love this!
Especially the scene between Lilia and Jen!! 🤣🤣
So yeah, this is my own personal Westview in which everything's fine, everyone's good and they're all living peacefully together leave me be🥲
I know my inner Wanda is showing, but I need so much therapy after Agatha all Along and this is the cheapest option. Look, they're having a cookout!
#agatha all along#AAA#aaa fanart#agatha all along au#drawing#digital drawing#marvel#agatha harkness#agathario#rio vidal#alice wu gulliver#jen kale#lilia calderu#nicholas scratch#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#wiccan
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Whichever anon put this request in my inbox I LOVE YOU.
“I had a thought after Rio said, “I’m the natural order of all things, baby.” I was like, hold up, what if there was a group like the Salem Seven but instead they kept the balance of earth or something like that? Anyways, it’s called The Order. So, there’s Death, Time, Serenity, Chaos, Life, and The Creator. They all play a part in keep the balance of all things. I was thinking this could be a Lilia Calderu x reader type fic but the reader IS time. And everyone was like a name the corresponding to their duty ig? Idk this is all just coming to me. Anyways, I hope you write this and I love your work!”
THE WAY MY WRITERS BLOCK WAS INSTANTLY CURED. NOW, THIS. THIS HAS SO MUCH LORE TO BE EXPLORED. EXCUSE ME, IM GONNA WRITE THE LONGEST ONE PART FAN FIC EVER.
#lilia calderu#patti lupone#i love her#agatha all along#agatha harkness#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#rio vidal#lilia calderu x reader
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Lilia, Jen, Agatha, Alice, and Billy having a casual breakfast
Rio, walking in excitedly: I just finished the book “101 mating positions” —
Lilia: *chokes on her tea*
Rio: and I was really disappointed
Agatha: I’m offended
Billy, Alice, Jen giving Agatha a look
Rio: turns out— it’s a book about chess
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#marvel#billy maximoff#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#jennifer kale
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help im still at the resturant
#come back the kids miss you#its me i miss them#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#billy maximoff#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#sharon davis
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