#Alice x Lilia
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Lilia: Something tells me Alice's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Alice, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Jen isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral
#aaa incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#agatha all along#alice#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#lilia#alice x lilia
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✨Polycoven Headcanons ✨
Lilia is essentially the High Priestess of the Coven and everyone worships her (read that however you prefer in terms of sfw/nsfw). Every single one of the coven members holds love for her, admires her, respects her. They all think her incredibly powerful due to the nature of her magic and that in itself is attractive to them. Then of course most of them have mommy issues and who is Lilia if not mama? She gives them a sense of comfort and nurtures their emotional needs since each of them has some sort of lack there. They will do anything for her.
Even Agatha listens to her after Lilia manages to tame her to a degree (again: read however you wish). Agatha is her little brat and Lilia accepts her just as she is in complete contrast to her mother, which leads to Agatha trusting her like she does no other. Agatha gets jealous when Rio spends too much time with Lilia/in her proximity, but on a deeper level it’s the fear of Rio taking Lilia.
Rio and Lilia have a similar dynamic since Rio is mostly seen as destructive and evil, but Lilia knows that what she does serves to maintain the cosmic balance and that she is not only the end of life but also its beginning. Their bond results in Rio being extremely possessive of Lilia.
Alice is Lilia’s little baby. She feels incredibly protective of her, which is something Alice needs because she’s always been the one to protect others but desperately needs security and stability herself. They’re always found snuggled up on the couch together when they have the time.
Jen and Lilia have a sort of besties relationship with lots of playful bickering but also Jen is a rock for Lilia. She’s the one Lilia confides in when she needs advice or just someone to listen herself. They do arts and crafts and cook together! They’re the only ones allowed in the kitchen. Jen just makes Lilia feel very grounded.
Sharon sleeps in Lilia’s bed. It’s her comfort person. She doesn’t know much about what’s going on but she’s happy to be there.
Billy is grandson. He’s the one Lilia goes to when she wants to have a laugh and banter and gossip. He tells her all the hot tea and teaches her pop culture. He made a fan account centred around her and regularly shows her what people are saying about her (only the nice things of course because that’s his nana!) Lilia is quite flattered by all the compliments and interest. It boosts her ego and helps her feel sexy.
Overtime, the coven expands as more and more covenless witches join them and it turns into a sort of cult with Lilia as the centre figure (without that ever having been anyone’s intention). But the original coven remain the only ones in the inner circle and with the privilege to touch (and more) with Lilia. To be spoken to by Lilia is like a blessing to her followers and to be invited into her room and rest their head in her lap while she tells them what time holds for them is a spiritual experience. (give me a shoutout if you use this concept:))
Bonus: NSFW!
Orgies. Everyone wants to get into Lilia’s pants. Her scent is like an aphrodisiac to them. They’re all over her at any given time if she lets them. All she has to do is spread out in the middle of the bed and she will be taken care of. Agatha and Rio fight over who gets her breasts and Lilia will tell them to each take one and if they can’t behave, Alice gets both. Jen is her fav to prepare her because she’s the most sensual. Alice is her fav to make her come because she always puts her pleasure first and understands her body well. Though everyone gets their turn and they won’t stop until Lilia tells them she’s fully satisfied. She never has to do anything in return but if she feels like it, she will give back—but no one is able to speak afterwards.
(started this post bc I just wanted to say that I’m obsessed with the idea of Lilia being worshipped by everyone and treated like a goddess and it escalated)
#Lilia Calderu#Agatha harkness#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#Rio Vidal#billy maximoff#calderess#lithario#Alice x Lilia#Jennifer x Lilia#Agatha x Lilia#agatha x Lilia x Rio#Lilia calderu headcanons#poly coven#Patti Lupone
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Alice: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Lilia: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Alice: You're right, maybe I should.
#Agatha All Along#Lilia Calderu#Alice Wu Gulliver#Lilia x Alice#Lilia Calderu x Alice Wu-Gulliver#Alice x Lilia#DivineProtection#Calliver#wuh luh wuh#Idiots in love <3#Going insane over these two#Actually I'm always insane when it comes to these two#My pocket sized yuri you will always be famous and loved by me
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okay i'm finishing up the second (and admittedly best) part of my christmas oneshot !! should i publish it on christmas eve or christmas day? also comment or idk let me know if you want to be tagged when i post the chapter !! (edit: it is finished and HERE IS THE LINK)




#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#azaleawrites#agathario oneshot#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#jenn x alice x lilia#jenn x alice#jenn x lilia#alice x lilia#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#tommy maximoff
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Anyone got any Agatha All Along fanfic prompt requests?
Preferably Vidarkness as they're my second OTP of all otps, but I'll also do pretty much any ship. The only ones I won't do are ones that are inappropriate like Billy with someone much older than him, or Billy with a girl since he's gay etc.
Will do:
Agatha x Alice x Jen x Lilia x Rio
Agatha x Rio
Agatha x Rio x Wanda
Agatha x Wanda
Alice x Jen
Alice x Jen x Lilia
Alice x Lilia
Billy x Teddy
Jen x Lilia
x Reader
I'll do both NSFW and SFW but it also depends on the individual prompt. You can send me an ask, send me a dm or reply to this post.
#agatha all along#agatha x alice x jen x lilia x rio#agatha x rio#agatha x rio x wanda#agatha x wanda#agathario#alice x jennifer#alice x jen x lilia#alice x lilia#billy x teddy#bloodpotions#bloodpotions otp#jen x lilia#poly coven#poly coven ot5#vidarkness#vidarkness OTP#wagatha#wagathario#wandagatha#wandagatha otp
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Sometimes a family is just a large group of hazards to society and 3 time tony award winner patti lupone.
#your basic queerie#agatha all along#lilia calderu#agatha harkness#patti lupone#agatha x rio#rio vidal#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#teen agatha all along
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My favorite thing about the AAA fandom is that any time one of us talks about the coven, we always use the character names in the show UNLESS it's patti lupone or billy.
It's always some shit like "gay witches plus patti lupone and a twink"
Or, "sometimes your family is made up of witches with mommy issues, a gay adoptive son, and patti lupone"
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#rio vidal#agatha spoilers#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x rio vidal#rio vidal x agatha harkness#agatha#agathario#vidarkness#patti lupone#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#jen agatha all along#jen kale#jennifer kale#billy maximoff#joe locke
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This is the outfit of a lesbian who made so many women realize they were gay back then

#I'm basically falling asleep#give me a break I'm ranting#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agatha coven of chaos#agatha x rio#agathario#agatha harkness x reader#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#billy maximoff#patti lupone
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I could take every witch in the MCU (not in a fight)






#agatha all along#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness#rio vidal#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#wanda maximoff x reader#agatha harkness x reader#rio vidal x reader
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Halloween season is over but i am still here 🎃
#agatha all along#agatha x rio#wlw#rio x agatha#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#sharon davis#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#halloween#nickolas scratch
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So we’re in agreement that this is canon… right?
#sharon’s is a joke obviously#RIO IS A LESBIAN BTW#I’m not asking#I swear the photo had good quality before I posted it#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#agatha coven of chaos#mrs hart#sharon davis#teen agatha all along#jubshead
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Jen: Truth or dare?
Alice: Truth!
Jen: Do you-
Lilia: I dare you to kiss me
Alice: kisses Lilia
Jen, to Agatha: They said “truth”, right?
#aaa incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha#alice#alice wu gulliver#jen#jen agatha all along#jennifer kale#lilia calderu#lilia#alice x lilia#truth or dare
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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 4/?
#agatha harkness#agatha all along#text post meme#agatha text posts#lilia calderu#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agathario#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#marvel edit#marvel entertainment#marvel television#marvel tv#kathryn hahn#marvel memes#mcu memes
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The Traveler & her Path Behind
“Wounds suffered, lessons learned.”
I think the most prominent part about episode 4 other than it being Alice's trial— wherein she was able to ended her generational curse for once and for all; changing something that she thinks “wasn't real”, is that you get to see how it affecting her.
How Alice realizes that she was angry at her mom who was only trying to save her. Lorna did everything in her power to protect Alice in any way she could. So that even if she was no longer present on Alice's life— her protection through the song, in which she pours all of her love for her daughter into, would persist. Thanks to the people who sang that song with as much passion as how Lorna is writing it for Alice.
And I love how she learned all of this from a journey with a broken coven, each filled with covenless witches who had their own issues. But even though they are hardly a “true” coven— they were there for Alice. They sat there with her on that campfire, talking about each scars that they had, so that she wouldn't feel so bad about hers. And for once, she felt that hole in her heart was slowly filled with warmth. That similar type of warmth that she's been missing for ages.
Alice has always been angry all her life. It's easier for her to get angry and blame something instead of grieving it. Because being angry is relatively easier than grieving because you feel like you are in control of your life, you get this power to push through from that fire burning in you. But unlike anger, grief is far from that. It's that feeling of hollow and emptiness— that you acknowledge something was no longer yours. It's gone and you have to accept that. You will eventually move on and there might be something else that will replace it. You will learn to live side by side with this pit that sits with you and it will left you in a vulnerable state, and that's not alright. It's hard to said it'll be alright when it clearly didn't. But eventually, you'd move on. People always do. That's just how life is always been.
And for once, when the cause of Alice's angers was no longer there— and that she was finally free from it after a long time of suffering, she felt nothing but sadness.

This is a simple phrase if it were to be said by anyone. However, it held much bigger weight when it was Lilia who said that.
Lilia being the oldest witch from the coven. Lilia who's been alive for 400+ years. Lilia who made it this far in life, seeing all the horrors, and the tragedies that humanity experienced— the malice that lurked in their hearts. She's seen it all. She saw their path and “destination”; but mostly their destination because of her gift. That's almost all the thing she ever saw throughout her life up until now. Not to mention the flow of time that seems to be never standing with her.
It makes her angry. Because she saw it all. Lilia has seen their death. The causes and what's about to happen. But there is nothing she could do about it. She warns them. She tells them. And it didn't change anything. There's nothing she could do about the outcome. Because her task as a seer isn't supposed to change. She's there to observe — to see. And that alone upsets her. She turned away from her gift. Unwilling to use something that is a part of herself. For years. Decades. Probably centuries. Because why would she be? Death is all she'd seen. Why would she want to subject herself into something that would hurt her? Something that would only make her sad? And that's why, in the end, she resorted into being a con artist. Masking herself behind something that was not Lilia Calderu the chased-out-of-every-village-for-accurately-predicting-tragedies; running away from her true self.
Lilia already lost count on how many days and nights that she yearns for a change. To be able to do something for once. Flashes upon flashes would appear on the peripheral of her vision. About her coven. Her family. Her sister in the craft. And often times she wondered if a miracle would happened again in her life.
And it finally did.
When Agatha Harkness recruited Lilia to joined her coven, she almost wanted to spat. No one with a sane mind would willingly joined her coven. But fate always has its own ways with Lilia as her future self went back into that fateful day, where she write down the name of her new coven. Assigning herself to embark into a treacherous journey with a group of people that she, somehow, has quite a lot in common.
From there, she learns again what it feels to have a coven and be in a coven. Each trials they faced with death and their worst nightmare following in their step. But at least they are together this time. Lilia is not alone and maybe she could actually count on these people. Perhaps the walk down on this road with the infamous Agatha Harkness is going to change her. Maybe she still couldn't prevent deaths but at least she could piece up something that she has been missing. A part of herself that she was trying so hard to ignore— a part of herself that yearns for some form of connections through sisterhood.
And she finally got it again. She saw Jennifer who's capable of saving a life while being bound. Changing the outcome of Teen's life. She saw Alice fighting, oh ever so bravely, and full of fire. Ending her family's generational curse for once and for all — changing something that she thought she couldn't. She's seen all the struggles and how it impacts them.
And there they sat in that campfire, after the fire-trial. Sharing their own scars as an attempt to make Alice felt better about herself. Lilia saw the sadness that lingered on the once fierce and full of fire woman. She's seen it and she acknowledge it, she knows that feeling all too well. Lilia feels like she saw a piece of herself on her new coven members yet again, and she felt the urge to give Alice one last words of comfort, “Sad is better than angry”. And maybe that words is not enough to fully filled the hole in Alice's heart on its own, but as long as it means that Lilia could have a chance to do something for her sisters in the craft instead of running away again or being indifferent like how she always do— then that's fine. It's okay. She will take those chances.
And Alice? Alice is grateful to hear that from Lilia— who lives longer than her, who suffers worse things than her, and who knows so much more than her. Because to be loved, is to be seen and heard. And now Alice is surrounded with love.
#Agatha All Along#Lilia Calderu#Alice Wu Gulliver#Calliver#DivineProtection#Alice x Lilia#Lilia x Alice#Lilia Calderu x Alice Wu-Gulliver#We got the “look of love” for Lilia and Alice on episode 4 but at what cost... 😞😞😞#I am in my feels#I hate them so much I hope I die#This pocket sized yuri meant so much to me you don't understand#I could be just chilling and rewatching episode 4 and then BOOM realization hits#Episode 4 and 5 has no business to torture me with these two back to back#Like I got Lilia and Alice looking at each other so fondly during the last minutes of episode 4#And then you mean to tell me that Alice died on episode 5? And that Lilia isn't able to save her sisters in the craft once again?? Fuck you#But what's Lilia and Alice if not bittersweet and doomed by the narrative?#Brb gonna bang my head to the wall real quick#Hexy's yap session
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Billy: You all should really address your issues
Alice: I recognize I have mommy issues
Billy: that’s good
Alice: And that Agatha does as well
Agatha: I do not
Lilia: we can all clearly see it
Rio: you all are cowards * points at Alice and Agatha* you have mommy issues
Rio, pointing at Billy: Soon to be mommy issues and you’re a cheater—
Rio, points at Jen: Self criticism
Rio, pointing at Lilia: And you act like I don’t exist-
Lilia: Fuck you
Rio: Fuck me yourself coward
Jen: Rio you clearly have issues if you have no filter and fuck Agatha Harkness
Rio, wide mouth, not knowing what to say: I am the natural order of all things, how dare you question me
Lilia, muttering: I question why the natural order seems to bend for Agatha—
Agatha, slapping Rio’s ass as she passes by her: What can I say? Mother Nature likes it rough~
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#billy maximoff#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha all along incorrect quotes#rio has been called out—
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*Rio smiles brightly*
Lilia suspiciously: Why are you smiling like that?
Rio: It's a beautiful day! Isn't it a beautiful day?
Lilia: Wha-
Alice: She pushed Jen down the stairs and Agatha smiled at her.
Jen: She pushed me down twice!
Rio: Agatha laughed the second time.
#agatha all along#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#coven of chaos
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