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I had a list of movies and tv shows to watch while on my Christmas holidays, I’ve managed one and somehow two seasons of Jack Reacher????
#the show isn’t good#I find myself rolling my eyes a lot#but he’s really big and he beats up people really well#what am I supposed to do#I got a quarter of the way into beau is afraid last night before I realised it lasted three hours and my sister called for a 40 minute chat#I was supposed to finish it today instead I played Jedi survivor until I rage quit and finished season 2 of Jack Reacher#it’s Christmas so I’m not leaving the house until I go back to work on the 4th#beau is afraid will get finished I’m just tired all day from doing nothing
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
#bless#still can’t wrap my head around the fact Athena was willing to kill her own daughter#when I say I’ve never hated anyone more#LIKE WHY WAS ANNABETH NOT FUMING#it’s a good thing she isn’t in s1 like I don’t think Percy would be able to hold his tongue#ni.txt#percy jackson and the olympians#pjotv#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo disney+#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson tv show
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Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#shaggy rogers#scooby doo#shaggy and scooby#springtrap#matthew lillard#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#mystery incorporated#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#people think Henry is gonna show up are wrong#it’s gonna be Scooby actually..#Steve Raglan and Shaggy Rogers both start with SR coincidence? maybe…#If yall didn’t know Scooby is some god like being in mystery inc show#so shaggy wanting to become immortal too to stay with his best pal isn’t out of the question-#THIS IS all unserious BUT I HAD to draw something based off these images#I love Scooby doo and fnaf so felt like the perfect crossover 💜#it makes me happy the og Scooby puppet is still in good condition
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
#maccadam#transformers#blurr#spotlight Blurr#I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr#and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon#because he was#how do I say it#a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident#And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons#He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself#This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example#but then he decided to join the Autobots#because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war#he wanted to do something that matters to the world#yeah this was the moment I realised that#oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray#Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha#Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now
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jace i don’t feel good was so funny but also made me so sad. like that’s a teenager with a strawberry squishmallow keychain and a tamagotchi and she doesn’t feel good and she's tugging on a teacher’s sleeve about it. a teacher who should have been responsible for protecting her in the first place and didn’t. who is manipulating and using her and her friends to help fulfill the desires of a wrathful power-hungry egomaniac. porter and jace it’s on sight >:(
#help the rat grinders make me sad i have a disease.#idk man. it’s not a big deal it’s a comedy show i can be normal. sure#edit:#also this isn’t meant to be infantilizing she is absolutely gonna fuck them up next episode lol. and good for her#also bc apparently there’s discourse about this this isn’t to say that the ih shouldn’t be fighting she and the rat grinders to their full#lethal capacity. like stepping back kid v. kid violence makes me sad but they’re trying to end the world lol. and also the ih can play at#their table literally however they want to#it’s a show#just to be clear that that’s not what this post is about lol#mary ann skuttle#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fhjy spoilers
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snl wishes they could be this funny prepared, let alone off the cuff. nobody has perfected the art of comedic timing like zac oyama has but also, nobody could work with other comedians well as these guys do.
#i watched the snl skit they’re referring to and it’s so unbearably unfunny#it’s some guy talking about a podcast idk#it drones on for so long#unsurprisingly make some noise did it much better#and yes i realize that msn is merely a ripoff of whose line is it anyway#but does whose line have you feeling as parasocial to the contestants as this show does#whenever i see kimia behpoornia on my tv screen i go feral#and it’s because of this show#i would never want to pit two bad bitches against each other#good thing snl isn’t a bad bitch#make some noise#josh ruben#zac oyama#brennan lee mulligan#bleem#dropout#sam reich#snl#saturday night live#tiny desk concert
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A thing I find really important about the way Kevin Can Fuck Himself goes about its job: Allison is kind of a mess. She’s self-centered, she doesn’t put other people’s needs first, she makes reckless choices that endanger herself and others. And the show says: yes. Right. She’s flawed as fuck. And she still does not deserve any of what’s happening to her. It could be argued that she is, in fact, this flawed as a direct product of her trauma. Her self-absorption, unlike Kevin’s, is actually self-preservation. It puts Patty in danger. It tunes out Diane’s pain. It capitalizes on Sam’s relationship problems. And still, the show says: yes. Right. She’s going about this in fumbling, worrying ways. And she still does not deserve any of what’s happening to her.
Know how we know this? How we really know this, outside of our own objectivity, our own awareness of the abuse she’s enduring even to the soundtrack of laughter?
Because Tammy is the one to find her. Because Tammy is the one holding the cards at the end of the game. Tammy, who does not like Allison. Who sees so clearly the complicated, messy, dangerous person Allison can be. The mistakes she is prone to making in the name of desperation. How imperfect she is at every level. And Tammy, who is the character most explicitly set to call Allison on all of her shit, to drag her before a court of law, to lean on that hot-button of whether or not she’s a “good person” until it breaks—lets her go. Folds the cards up, puts them in her pocket, and leaves.
Because Tammy, like the show, like the thesis statement of abuse is never earned, never deserved, never warranted, understands. This is a world that so often sanitizes women after it’s too late to save them. A world that insists she should have done more to get out. A world that insists you should be kind and moral and perfect, or maybe you got what was coming to you. This is a world that sees fighting back as an equally heinous crime. As punishable, if not more so, than the actions of the instigator.
But this show doesn’t want to play that game. This show doesn’t want to fuck with it at all. Allison doesn’t have to be perfect and moral and above reproach. Allison has blood on her hands, and a DUI neatly ignored, and knowingly has an affair with her married boss. Allison hurts her friends sometimes, and she makes awful decisions out of desperation, and she doesn’t always pay attention to other people’s plotlines. And the show says: yes. Right. She’s making choices you probably should not agree with.
And she still does not deserve any of what is happening to her.
#kevin can fuck himself#kcfh spoilers#a lesser show would have made her so polished from the jump#a lesser show would have said ‘see how good she is? see? imagine anyone being unkind to her’#but that shit isn’t reality. reality is abusers don’t care if you’re good or nice or whatever the fuck#Kevin doesn’t care. it’s never been about her. it is—like everything in his world—about Kevin#so there’s nothing and no one she could be to stop it#the show just lets her be her. warts and all. the show just says yeah here she is.#she’s so human. she makes so many mistakes.#and she. does not. deserve. the abuse.
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when I say I need a lesbian wild west show in the exact same vein as certain comedies (like ofmd, good omens, wwdits) I am not joking !!
give me silly sapphics being endearingly goofy and gay in an oddly specific sub-genre please I am begging
#like when do we get to be happy and silly#‘well there’s always (insert tragic gay show)’ I am not talking abt that !!#I have a need for silly goofy lesbians that get happy endings and there is only one way for it to be cured#good omens#ofmd#this isn’t hate either I adore all of these
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hmmmmgrhhf thinking bout crowley and childhood trauma and abandonment and rage again
#me (a traumatized queer with mommy issues): wow this show is so fucking relatable. why isn’t it getting more attention in the media??#sorry for the pixelly quality it is one in the morning and I cannot find better resolution images#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#on childhood trauma#gomens#gomens 2#tw: mention of trauma#david tennant#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#on rage#angel!crowley#anthony j crowley
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yes, i am posting about this again because yes, i am thinking about this again.
i understand that most people likely wanted for charles to immediately be in love with edwin back and for him to know it immediately, but i sincerely appreciate that he didn’t.
but i also appreciate that he didn’t immediately write it off either.
payneland is, for most people, absolutely endgame and i totally understand that (because it is for me as well) but charles has never had to look at edwin in a romantic light before. he’s never thought about it and he’s never been forced to think about it.
edwin can only begin to understand his attraction to charles because of the cat king forcing him to face his sexual attraction to men, which is something that he had been repressing for a long time before then.
charles has always known he’s liked girls and that has always been the easiest answer so i can’t imagine he ever thought about men in a romantic sense before his death and i don’t think he ever would’ve thought to see edwin in that light after his death.
to us, it was very clear off the bat that edwin was a raging homosexual. but i’d argue that it was for the characters of the show as well.
crystal immediately clocks edwin’s behaviour and frustration toward her as jealousy. she very quickly calls them a married couple and tells charles that edwin’s jealous. charles had called him jealous before that, but he thought that edwin was just jealous that there was a new person in charles’ life which is not inaccurate, but it goes far deeper than that, and i don’t think that either charles or edwin understand that in this moment. i’m fairly certain crystal does though. she has a much more modern understanding of human sexuality and i truly think she knows how edwin feels about charles off the bat.
niko very quickly caught on the fact that Edwin had something romantic going on with with monty and even the cat king (which i don’t think the other two picked up on, only that he makes edwin flustered and nervous). this is also just another reason that she’s such an amazing friend, especially to edwin, because she doesn’t even bat an eye at this despite the fact that Edwin is likely terrified right now. not only does he make an offhanded statement about how monty is a boy and he’s a boy, but he was also murdered for being a boy who was deemed too feminine, and that was because he was clocked as queer in his life.
the cat king is immediately able to say and do certain things that get edwin feeling hot and bothered because he’s physically attracted to him and he didn’t doubt his ability to do so once.
when esther turns monty into a human, she doesn’t think for a moment that he will have any trouble seducing edwin.
even simon in their 1916 all boys boarding school where homosexuality was quite literally a crime could tell that edwin was queer.
i think charles always kind of knew that edwin likes men, but it’s very much something that is in the back of his head that he knows vaguely. he knows to be jealous of monty and the cat king and not to be jealous of niko, but he doesn’t understand what that really means for edwin. no one has said it out loud, but it doesn’t make any difference to him when he does tell him because of course he is. that was always just kind of a fact about him, but not an important one. not to charles.
regardless, everyone knows him to be queer, and he knew himself to be different, but i think he did always know that he was attracted to men. it was repressed, of course, and im sure there was a lot of self hatred and internalized homophobia there, but i think he sort of always knew.
charles, on the other hand, just went with the label that was most natural, the one that didn’t have any negative connotations to it, and that most people assumed was the norm. it worked for him because he was able to masquerade as that demographic. he’s never had to think twice about his sexuality because all he needs to know is that he’s attracted to women and that’s fine. i think that if he was able to live a full life, he may never have even thought about it and would’ve settled down with a woman, never realizing that he was also attracted to men.
we all know how jealous he was about monty and the cat king, but i don’t think he even began to consider the possibility that this was a romantic sense of jealousy and not just his protectiveness for his friend and for his friendship.
it truly speaks magnitudes to his character that after edwin confesses to him, he stops. he stops and he thinks. he’s an impulsive character and we know that from the beginning. but he stops here.
he has never considered men to be an aspect of his sexual orientation, but he refuses to sit here and give edwin an immediate yes or no. it would be so easy for him to say “i love you and you’re my best friend, but im straight and i don’t like you in that way,” but he doesn’t do that. he says that he can’t say he’s in love with him back, but that there is no one other than him on this plane of existence or on any plane of existence that he would ever go in the hell for and that they have forever to figure out what that means.
he says i love you, and i can’t sit here and say that i mean that romantically right now, but you mean more to me than anybody ever has and ever will.
charles rowland takes this scared young boy’s face in his hands, and he says “we can figure this out together.”
he’s not rejecting him here. he’s saying i don’t know if i love you like that, but i love you in every other way and i need some time to think about it, but i might love you in that way too.
and even if i don’t, nothing will ever change how much i love you.
i can’t handle how much they mean to me.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#dbda meta#i’ve been thinking too much#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#this is the importance of good queer media#please watch this show what the fuck#save dbda#we will save this show#can’t stop thinking about them#thoughtful charles my absolute beloved#thought too hard about edwin payne again#love them so much#i’m sobbing#they adore each other#even if that isn’t romantic#erebus psychoanalyzes things nightly!#i love psychoanalyzing everything <3
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HAPPY BEAR DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Tags: @st-leclerc @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @saviour-of-lord @rubywingsracing
#AYO EDIBIRI!!! KISS ME ON THE MOUTH!!! AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS.#binged this show in like. a day#SO GOOD#season 3 isn’t available where I am rn#but ohhh babey when I’m back in Texas…#I’m actually obsessed with this show#it’s so good and for what#will be drawing more#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#jaw#the bear#the bear fx#tv shows#tv show art#fanart#the beat art#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#formulanni#carmy x sydney#annie’s art
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Apologies, I’m justifiably livid and will be for… who knows how long.
Before I can find a way to put that to good use, here’s an equally angry sketch.
Rage against the dying of the light.
#sketchbook#work in progress#traditional art#common loon#Gavia immer#avian#wings#yes it’s been a week and the rage will burn on#feels like I’ve been gaslit my whole life about human nature in this country#there aren’t words I can reasonably share but use your imagination#anyway don’t forget to punch a fascist#since we are incapable of learning from ANYTHING#my home state will forever be dead to me so I’m grateful to live in MN#good luck out there we gotta show up for each other#throws democracy in trash because I guess we weren’t wanting it? the fuck?#don’t tell me to stay calm rage is my element#magats get fucked my art isn’t for you
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slutty stanford bf! patrick BEGGING u to make a video with him because “baby :( what am i gonna do when im bored at a challenger in the hotel room ??” and “i swear on my life ur the only one who’ll see it. no one else just us” and who are u to deny patrick when he’s begging with those big puppy eyes, voice all whiny like a child… and u do, turning up the show, being a cockslut just so he has something to watch when ur away! little do u know he’s back at his challengers showing the guys (and art, obviously) how u take cock so well. like u were made for it!
#patrick zweig#patrick zweig smut#patrick zweig x you#patrick zweig x reader#like come on…. he’s so sleazy laughing and showing off just how good he fucks u#letting art watch and get off cause sharing is caring isn’t it???
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Adobe express has no good thought bubble shapes. Oh well.
Truly one of the most deadly “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” ever
#ask reply#THE WAY the text isn’t perfectly in the speech bubble is so funny#it adds flavour#Something about William Afton trying to connect with his son like this#brings me to tears#I genuinely don’t think the dude is good at all at being a dad#but him trying and failing spectacularly is so good#Michael would not understand this gesture till years later#could you imagine him showing up to sister location and it just clicks then
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the way so many ppl literally don’t realize that madoka is a deeply depressed and borderline suicidal person who would never, ever voice any of her discomforts or burdens (such as the loneliness and pain she must endure as a god) unless she literally couldn’t remember her own godhood and extreme guilt solely bc of her constant bright, pink, and happy demeanor and always tries/wants to everyone happy while being so internally mean to herself literally drives me crazy. 😭
#like congrats !!! you fell for another character’s bullshit facade !!!! 😁👍 good job!!!!#me when i miss the entire point of rebellion 💀#some of you just rly want homura to be the villian so bad and you aren’t willing to realize that this story isn’t fucking black and white#like clearly this show wasn’t and isn’t for u !!!#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#pmmm#madoka kaname#mahou shoujo madoka magica#kaname madoka#pmmm madoka#madoka magica madoka kaname#mahou shoujo madoka magica madoka kaname#puella magi madoka magica madoka kaname#pmmm madoka kaname#god madoka#ultimate madoka#madokami#pmmm rebellion#mahou shoujo madoka magica rebellion#madoka magica rebellion#puella magi madoka magica rebellion#the rebellion story#media literacy#media literacy is dead#media literacy is dying#common sense
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one thing i will say about matt’s vex is that i do love very much that he keeps the like . occasional goofiness of her as well. because like yes of course vex is badass and hot and vm’s quasi leader and she’s highly competent and diplomatic and charismatic and there are many times when laura played her cleverly funny or quippy but there are also many, many times when she played her in a way that makes it clear that vex is also sometimes just a silly guy playing dress up (my beloved) and i really like that in playing a version of vex who is actively fulfilling her Leadership Diplomat Coin Mistress role matt tends to stick to the charming and sarcastic lady that everyone knows and loves but there are moments when vex who did things like make horking noises when her brother talked to keyleth and wrote scanlan a limerick about the time he accidentally tried to fuck his daughter and would show grog her boobs to inspire him and apologized to a bartender because her friends are stupid and so is she comes stumbling out instead of the very put together Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt™. anyway. this is all just to say that matt’s choice to play vex as giddy about delilah being in laudna’s rib prison was inspired and delightful and i could See the pieces of laura in that interaction in campaign 1 quality cameras in my mind.
#matthew mercer is the king of imitating his friends as a love language#and he isn’t always like spot on in terms of Impersonation but he is very very good with capturing the Vibes#and he was Very on it tonight#between everything with vex. diplomacy and silliness equally#with fuckin. GROGORY.#pike’s AyeAyeAye stutter that had laura liam and marisha giggling#and as always keyleth’s like . poorly concealed and somehow Upbeat bitter despair .#the man loves his friends and the characters they made and it shows#critical role#cr3#matthew mercer#vex’ahlia#cr spoilers
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