#the marauders era headcanons

[whydousernamesevenexist]

In first or second year, Evan said something a bit mean to Dorcas. She replied with "that's racist", Evan momentarily forgot that he is also black and also that whatever he said had nothing to do with race, and cried. Regulus called him an idiot.

[peteunderoos]

the marauders era (especially the gryffindors) are so long live 😭😭

[theprisonerandthebeast]

Remus, Saturday night, October 30th, 1993, for no reason:

the wolfsbane potion they gave remus in POA didnt stop him from transforming to a werewolf, it just left him his human intelligence. so i therefore imagine remus locked up somewhere discreetly during the full moon, werewolf form, reading a book or some human shit and im laughing so hard

[alloffandoms]

13yr old Sirius telling 13yr old James that his "sister was absolutely out of limits" about 12yr old pre-transition Regulus.

15yr old James telling a very angry 15yr old Sirius that, in his defense, he had said his sister was out of limits, not his brother.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[calmlyerratic]

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

[skyrigel]

People have the audacity to say they weren't fucking.

[propussyslayer]

Flight attendant: Please make sure all your small items are secured.

Sirius: Do you feel safe, buddy?

Regulus: I will murder you

[fourthemarauders]

Regulus:*feels arms around his waist*

Regulus:*putting a knife against the strangers throat*

Regulus:"I have a boyfri-"*turns around*

James:

Regulus:"OH,hi boyfriend".

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

[marauderstars]

I love Regulus with the whole “I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know it was I who discovered your secret” thing. Like yes, I too couldn’t bear the thought of not getting credit for doing iconic shit even after my death.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Remus and Sirius's neighbors judging the shit out of Sirius because he never takes the dog for a walk.

"Remus always does it!" they whisper to each other as they watch the taller man walk with the large, black, exuberant dog barking at his side, an annoyed look on his face. "Sirius really should pull his weight!"

[not-rab]

Pandora: The floor's lava!

James: *helping Regulus onto the table*

Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*

Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends

[percesdead]

barty "lmao lets go fuck on my dads grave" crouch jr

evan "lmao lets do it" rosier

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Regulus would definitely pick Sirius's long hair off James's clothes and say "who is she?" every time as a joke

[macaulaytwins]

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