#sirius × remus

[missmoonfrost]

Remus and Sirius in line at the supermarket

Girls behind them: *speaking French* Sirius (muttering under his breath): Some people clearly think they're the only ones who know French. Girls: *continuing speaking French* Sirius: *embarrassedly smiling* Remus: What? What are they saying? Sirius: They're talking about my arse. Remus: *grabs Sirius' arse, turns around, and winks* Girls: *gasps, clasp their mouths, and run off behind the nearest shelf* Remus and Sirius: *laughs uncontrollably* Sirius: What? You don't think I deserve a little appreciation? Remus: No one talks about your arse in a language I don't understand.

[silverameco]

i like height difference wolfstar, but i don't think Sirius is necessarily short, only that Remus is a tree

[fangirlingismygame]

Sirius (at 3am probably): Hey, why aren't koalas considered bears?

Remus (trying to sleep) : Because they're marsupials

Sirius: BecAUsE TheY're mArSUPIals, No! It's cause they don't have the right koalifications

Remus: 😑

[liquidisedfrogs]

i can just imagine remus having a diary of poems/songs dedicated to sirius

don't ask e why it'd just be a vibe

[daniellaxwolfy]

Remus: Do you want some? — Holds a chocolate —

Sirius: Oh, I would like

Remus: — Takes the piece with his teeth, and leans towards Sirius —

Sirius: Oh?~ — Takes the chocolate, slightly touching Remus' lips —

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James: °-° — Was Watching Them —

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[fuzzbuzzbumblebee]

Remus:*sprawled on the couch in the griffyndor common room, very tipsy and blurry-eyed*

Sirius:*walks in and notices Remus with fire whiskey on the coffee table*

Sirius: I thought you didn't drink anymore.

Remus: I don't.

Remus: Pass me the bottle.

[justafanbutcurious]

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[missmoonfrost]

That's so him, actually.

+ when he discovers how to charm them to show a normal history-book page to anyone else and begin just leaving them around openly.

Cue Sirius: Moony, I think someone hexed your book. Every page is just the same page about the history of Hous-Elf legislation over and over agin. I'll give it a countercurse.

Remus: No, no, no! Wait!

😆

Remus Lupin uses textbook book jackets to cover up the fact that he is reading hardcore smut and I will die on that hill. Mans has a poker face like the bitches who read fanfic in front of their parents.

[missmoonfrost]

Pass me the salt - a wolfstar microfic

@wolfstarmicrofic - October 19: Pumpkin - Words: 183

Remus was secretly having Sirius' pinky wrapped around his own under the breakfast table and last night fresh in his memory. That's probably why he didn't think before he spoke.

"Can you pass me the salt, Pumpkin?"

Sirius' eyes snapped to him and his heart sank. What had he said that for? Sirius had always scoffed at pet names. At the most tolerated the occasional "King" or "Tiger" on the quidditch field. But this was completely wrong, and Remus knew it.

"Sorry, I -"

"No", Sirius interrupted him in a voice that was almost a whisper, "say that again."

"Pumpkin?"

Sirius eyes were fixed on him. Was that a pink flush to his cheeks?

"Sweetheart?" Remus tried, "Buttercup? Darling?"

Sirius' lips parted. Remus would have kissed him if they hadn't been in the middle of the great hall. Now he had to settle for smiling and squeezing Sirius' hand tight under the table.

James seemed to be busy bothering Evans but Peter looked at them with two raised eyebrowes. Remus kicked him under the table.

"What? You want to be called darling, too?"

[silverameco]

Sirius being convinced that Remus is the traitor during the war but not saying anything because he still loves him is actually the most heartbreaking thing ever.

Like Sirius still loved him and still remained loyal to him even when he didn't trust him, even when he thought he was plotting behind his back with the dark wizard who wanted their friends dead.

And it could be the biggest love gesture ever because Sirius' love is so big and fierce and all-encompassing that it doesn't even need trust to exist.

But to Remus it is actually the worst betrayal ever because he trusted Sirius with everything he had, he loved him so much he couldn't begin to imagine not to trust him. So if Sirius doesn't trust him, he mustn't love him.

Because to Sirius love is stronger than trust, but to Remus trust is love.

[fangirlingismygame]

[Sirius bragging about how amazing he is]

Sirius: Do you have any clue how amazing I am? I'm Sirius Fucking Black

Remus: And I'm fucking Sirius Black, what does that make me?

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[daniellaxwolfy]

Remus: –Being with Tonks–

Sirius: – From heaven – That's not fair! Why I need to watch thiiis ?!

James: Stop being a jealous ass, Padfoot

Sirius: THAT'S. NOT. FAİR.

James: – Chuckles–

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[mentallyadinonugget]