#the headcanons

[pupkinpumpkin]

My mind is pulling me in 500 different directions because I want to finish Dragon Age 2 so I can get to Inquisition so I can see my Cole and Cullen and Cassandra and Dorian and Josie and Vivienne and Se-but I also promised myself that after DA2 I'd finish my playthrough of Veilguard bc I WANT to but also INQUISITION but also DAVRIN ROMANCE but also what if we played Origins again because I fucked up ONE THING I consider canon in my runs that I forgot to do but also SOLAS AND VARRIC In INQUISITION but also headcanons about Davrin meeting Faith's (Rook the 2nd) parents THE KING AND QUEEN OF FERELDEN THE HEROS OF FERELDEN and Morrigan training Faith and Faith and Kieran being the best of buds but also headcanons about Hawke and VARRIC dating and getting MARRIED as a political move but also bc they are IN LOVE but also what if I romanced Emmrich too bc MMMM but NO I need to finish Davrin's romance but what about Lucanis will he still be my canon romance I never got to romance Leliana I want to romance Leliana what if Isabela and Merrill are in love and Neve and Bellara are in love but FUCK I never named Cullen's DOG WHAT ARE LUCANIS AND ROOK'S KID'S NAMES and LUCANIS and ROOK IN LOVE BUT CULLEN AND LAVELLan IN LOVE BUT ALISTAIR AND COUSLAND IN LOVE FUCK-

[kholnt]

i need someone to yell abt rift to but i dont want to spoil kay if someone is open to yapping *grabby hands* i need to scream

enjoy the usual "i need to yap" offering

[stressandemotionaltrauma]

HEY

Tell me all about your Star Wars OC's/Self-inserts. Give me the lore, the headcanons, the tea, all of it! But expect me to do the same.

Info dump to me cause I love it but don't be a dick about it. ❤️

[feuer-bluete]

The privilege of a multishipper is that I do not have to choose

It's Arthur/Sadie but also Arthur/Charles and Arthur/Albert and Sadie/Abigail and John/Abigail.

No they are not a giant polycule (unless you're into that) but they do exist all at the same time depending what I wanna focus or headcanon at right now!

It's the joys of multishipping and you should all check it out

[antxnous]

it feels like sallowgraham is a leech on my brain

[thefallenangel2008]

Haha, so, I like making crossovers with my hyperfixations, so what if THIS happened???

[einsteinsugly]

Eric and Donna headcanons, via my EDish parents:

Eric (my Dad):

-He was a paperboy as a kid.

-He walks around the house naked, or in his underwear. Donna keeps telling him to stop.

-He thinks "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran perfectly describes his relationship with Donna.

-It's basically canon anyway, but he has a major fear of heights.

-He loves boating, boats, and boat shoes.

-As an older man, he's all about the RV life. Donna can only tolerate him for so long, sometimes.

-As he gets older, he becomes the talker in the relationship.

-He puts way too much butter and cheese on everything.

-If he has a bad experience with a certain food, he will never eat it again.

-He falls asleep watching Aerial America.

Donna (my Mom):

-She loves Stephen King novels and Carole King.

-She hates Trump, a burning passion kind of hate.

-She doesn't get along with most of the other PTA moms.

-She has this "not like other girls" vibe as a kid/teen, and even a bit as an adult. Donna mostly grows out of it, but my mom's more introverted, so yeah.

-She buys most of Eric's clothes, if only because he buys too much fandom and ugly stuff. And he buys his underwear too tight.

-She hates when girls squeal and cry when they meet a celebrity.

-She makes really good deviled eggs.

-She takes her kids to the library way too much as a kid.

-She likes the colors of the stuff in the mens' department.

-She buys magazines and books she thinks Eric will like so she can read in peace.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[animentality]

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

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A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…