#the headcanons

[kholnt]

i need someone to yell abt rift to but i dont want to spoil kay if someone is open to yapping *grabby hands* i need to scream

enjoy the usual "i need to yap" offering

[stressandemotionaltrauma]

HEY

Tell me all about your Star Wars OC's/Self-inserts. Give me the lore, the headcanons, the tea, all of it! But expect me to do the same.

Info dump to me cause I love it but don't be a dick about it. ❤️

[feuer-bluete]

The privilege of a multishipper is that I do not have to choose

It's Arthur/Sadie but also Arthur/Charles and Arthur/Albert and Sadie/Abigail and John/Abigail.

No they are not a giant polycule (unless you're into that) but they do exist all at the same time depending what I wanna focus or headcanon at right now!

It's the joys of multishipping and you should all check it out

[antxnous]

it feels like sallowgraham is a leech on my brain

[einsteinsugly]

Eric and Donna headcanons, via my EDish parents:

Eric (my Dad):

-He was a paperboy as a kid.

-He walks around the house naked, or in his underwear. Donna keeps telling him to stop.

-He thinks "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran perfectly describes his relationship with Donna.

-It's basically canon anyway, but he has a major fear of heights.

-He loves boating, boats, and boat shoes.

-As an older man, he's all about the RV life. Donna can only tolerate him for so long, sometimes.

-As he gets older, he becomes the talker in the relationship.

-He puts way too much butter and cheese on everything.

-If he has a bad experience with a certain food, he will never eat it again.

-He falls asleep watching Aerial America.

Donna (my Mom):

-She loves Stephen King novels and Carole King.

-She hates Trump, a burning passion kind of hate.

-She doesn't get along with most of the other PTA moms.

-She has this "not like other girls" vibe as a kid/teen, and even a bit as an adult. Donna mostly grows out of it, but my mom's more introverted, so yeah.

-She buys most of Eric's clothes, if only because he buys too much fandom and ugly stuff. And he buys his underwear too tight.

-She hates when girls squeal and cry when they meet a celebrity.

-She makes really good deviled eggs.

-She takes her kids to the library way too much as a kid.

-She likes the colors of the stuff in the mens' department.

-She buys magazines and books she thinks Eric will like so she can read in peace.

[judasiskariot]

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Why do I now imagine our Tavs in matching autumn sweaters?

😭😭😭😭

I am so in Halloween/Autumn vibes; it's not normal!

My girls are wearing number 1+2+5

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KJP Sweaters

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[animentality]

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.