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codecicle · 2 months ago

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OH MY GOD? <- does the same thing with characters. (Never been stalked or anything though holy shit dude i hope everything is alright now????)

Oh yeah everything's fine now LMAO There were two of them and the dangerous one is dead 🔥🔥 i do have much more insane n completely unrelated shit happen to me though, unfortunately i can't talk about it or the fbi + secret service will show up at my house (Again). now THAT piece of my lore is pretty qslime coded in a way. the federation being part of eggxile and all that

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#not kidding LMAOOO #its a long story #i dont think im allowed to post this one. However if theyre monitoring any vauge mention of their service name #on a tumblr blog thats not related to what happened at all #thats on them. complete losers #its all good though dw !!!!!! my last therapist told me to bring up ptsd to my next therapist. so i shall do that #after i get adhd meds though. priorities!

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ratatatastic · 19 days ago

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Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.

my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker

#eetu luostarinen #niko mikkola #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #if not because we get to make the finns sit down and do dumb stuff for us in the name of patriotism #im sorry pairing mikksy and luosty for content will always be funny #because of the way mikksy tries to downplay the irrational need of needing to completely destroy him (in competition) (but also-)#but also both of them choosing their fellow finns because god forbid they choose anyone else #you two are so predictable #��well ive got a 25% (to win) right now if i guess... (guesses despite the bad odds)”#the inherent need to destroy luosty calls to him because luosty is insufferable when he wins #but has mikksy considered hes worse when HE wins #TOOK THE 25% CHANCE TO BET ON LUOSTY BEING AN EGOISTICAL BASTARD SO WHO LOOKS BAD NOW #on par with “close your eyes for this part. what colour is mikkolas eyes”#[mikksy blocking the side of his face so if luosty cheats he cant win to which luosty doesnt cheat and still loses]#LUOSTY SMKRKING TOO OH HE KNEW #MIKKSY IS SO INSUFFERABLE WHEN HE WINS #THE SHARED LOOK OF GLEE WHEN HE REALISES ITS SASHA #“thats easy! thats too easy!! (sore loser)” “well try mine now (man who is literally set up luosty for success so he doesnt get sulky)”#“i mean... is it mo?” “(laughs of utter disbelief and a little concern)” LUOSTY YOU JUST ASKED THE ARE THEY CANADIAN QUESTION #AND MIKKSY SAID NO. WHAT DO YOU THINK PAUL IS?????#also this most likely being filmed after the “i think mikkola curses at me in finnish” saga MAKES ME CRY LUOSTY STOP TEASING MIKKSY #POOR MAN WAS SWEATING HAVING TO DENY IT AND SAY PAUL WAS JUST BEING FUNNY PLEASEEEE #“almost... lundy 😄” “of course it is” PLEASE #this just in the kitten has teeth now so hes on his way to being paul huh 😭😭😭😭#crying i love these two so much my emotional support finn pair

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lumiilys · 3 months ago

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What if I just rambled in the tags rn?

#personal stuff don’t mind me #just musings about sex and relationships #am I ace or aro? am I just opposed to the idea of a relationship cause I feel like I could never trust anyone on that level?#am I ace? sex sounds fun enough but it also doesn’t feel necessary? and I can’t imagine ever wanting to sleep with anyone #I literally never considered this until one of my friends complained to me about being sexually frustrated and I was like ???#??? THATS A REAL THING ???#I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE #where am I going with this #I’ve had 4 crushes in my life (excluding fictional characters cause I don’t think that’s the same)#I’m definitely bisexual #and yet am I? am I even attracted to anyone?#maybe I’m just on the ace spectrum somewhere?#and does it even really matter? why should I feel like I have to label it?#maybe it’s cause I feel like I have to label it to be valid #otherwise people view you as a loser #it’s frustrating #people talk about the concept of virginity being meaningless #and I usually see people talk about it in the sense of like #having lots of sex and sleeping with lots of people doesn’t make you impure #(which is true!!!)#but I feel like some people who say that still look down on people who don’t have sex #and view them as no fun or prudes or whatever #and the double standards piss me off #lol sorry for all of this I just need to ramble somewhere #ollie rambles #adding on #like the fact that I’m ashamed to admit even in the tags here that I’ve not had sex before is ridiculous!!!#it shouldn’t be this way!!!!#it’s something completely neutral!!!!!#it should be on the same level as admitting I’ve never tried melon or never been rollerblading!!!!

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martyrbat · 8 months ago

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im so considerate.... (<- guy not ranting about a thing it hates before its friend is done with the media)

#can officially say i finished the arkhamverse. didnt watch anything about that suicide squad one but i read all comics #a d watched the complete story & side mission gameplay for origins asylum city and midway through my refresher for knight #the biggest takeaway i have is wow these people are weird about convicts and addicts and love their toxic masculinity #but the gameplay and nostalgia impacts peoples opinions on it. maybe an enjoyable experience but for the story or universe itself #its a complete failure in every regard i can think of—only having glimpses moments of quality that makes the rest of it #be frustrating because the potential can be there. theres interesting premises occasionally but the execution and payoff doesn't make it #even worthwhile to get to those premises because of what you must wade through to reach them #<- thats me being my nicest and most spoiler freeabout it btw.#my other big takeaway is that tim is canonically older than jason and i think a grown ass man saying fuck that kid is really funny #[SPOILERS LOOK AWAY CJ]#<- tim currently works as a highschool science teacher while jason was shown to be adopted and made robin at 15 #where he was then promptly captured and kidnapped by joker. he escaped half? a year later during asylum and AK takes place 2 years afterward #i think. the entire timeline for this shitty universe is awful and confusing. dick was robin for like 2 years its ridiculous.#and i think primarily so they can go noooo see bruce is a hot late 30 year old instead because you become dust at any older!!#but. back to the age thing. hes about 17 maybe early 18 during AK but because tim is a private school teacher he needs a bachelor's degree #and most people get it at 22/23ish and then theres the actual teacher application and being hired (or not because hes a nepo baby)#so hes early mid twenties or so. compared to a (presumably dead) teenager who he called a loser more or less.

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vault81 · 3 months ago

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god who knew that not drinking caffeine, not looking at screens and taking 20-30 mins to recover from said screens makes it WAY easier to sleep

#damn thats crazy #he says all this but it’s 04:20 (nice) in the morning and he’s been drinking caffeine all day #do as I say not as I do #staying up a lil.. as a treat #also I redownloaded twitter for 2.5 seconds before deleting again #everyone on it now are just miserable fucking losers #like 90% of that app now is just bots or people constantly being dicks to each other #take like Chappell Roan #one day you’ve got people defending and supporting her for setting boundaries #and the next day everyone’s turned on her bc the tweets making fun of her are getting like 34k likes #and all bc she set boundaries with fans??#also just like the faux-progressiveness now on that app #people don’t care about actually being progressive #they just wanna be SEEN as progressive just for the attention or clout it gives them #anywayz tldr twitter is a hellscape now but we already knew that lmfao #love making these posts about something and having a completely irrelevant convo in the tags ❤️

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autisticlee · 5 months ago

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it's really annoying when I tell people I require direct, straightforward communication and ask them to say what they mean at all times, as well as take my words exactly as they are. usually people will agree and be ok with it for a bit. but they always seem to suddenly forget. they will start saying things and mean something else, or refuse to elaborate and explain. or they will suddenly start misinterpreting what I say and add meanings to my words that arent even there. it ALWAYS happens and I do not understand why

#lee rants #autistic #autism #actually autistic #autistic friendship #my past friend group all agreed. then they suddenly started acting weird. i tried to be as direct as i could #but then i was suddenly told im gaslighting without explanation by one person and completely misinterpreted by another #then they uninvited only me from the group trip without a legitimate explanation after promising i cam go for months #and i was actually the one tbat planned the trip so thats even worse. i STILL dont know why i was “gaslighting” or kicked out #another time that comes to mind. i shared a hotel with some girls for a concert. i thought i became friends with one #she was like the perfect friend i was looking for. i thought we got along great. after a few weeks of talking on twitter #i found she was “subtweeting” me bad things instead of saying them directly to me. her words didn't match her intentions #then blocked me without warning IF YOU HATE ME JUST SAY IT DONT MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND YOU STALE HOTDOG WATER HUMAN #i still want to know what her issue was and why she acted that way and want to tell her shes a pathetic loser for being like that #i did nothing wrong. unless being nice and supportive and a friend is wrong lmao (its not. shes just very wrong and bad at being a person)#i hate that autistic brain CRAVES TO HAVE ANSWERS IT WILL NEVER GET

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orcelito · 2 years ago

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after this

the chapter then ending on this

has me big time feeling like. this.

#speculation nation #fanny reads trigun #trigun spoilers/#HELP? ME???#face in my hands. i literally gasped when the wing first appeared #i was like 'thats GOTTA be vash right???' but it was like it was acting independently of him #only to be revealed that he was COMPLETELY losing it. nearly did the fucking angel arm shit again b4 crimson nails appeared #legato fucking sucks. rip sax man. zazie is my fav antagonist (nonbinary ICON). elendira is so fucking beautiful #poor fucking meryl getting caught up in all this. she's just an insurance girl and here she was trapped under an angel man #who very nearly set off his arm nuke for the THIRD. TIME.#he really is just a walking atomic bomb. one bad day away from killing another several hundred thousand people #him calling himself a murderer upon remembering what happened in july. that broke my fucking Heart #mr vash the stampede. eternal pacifist who refuses to kill even ppl actively trying to kill him. calling himself a murderer.#head in my hands. im utterly obsessed with his wings. im obsessed with all of this. holy fucking shit y'all #and then it ends with them being Losers once more. sometimes Loser4Loser is watching ur bf nearly set off his atomic bomb arm #and sometimes it's poking fun at one another and helping rebuild a town you were part of the destroying of #geeze. geeeeze. SO fucking much happened. jesus fucking christ #i knew it'd be a lot but i didnt know just how Much it'd be a lot. that tails image is just me rn for REAL

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moreclaypigeons · 2 years ago

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Uhhhh me when I don't reach out to people and then am convinced they hate me because they don't talk to me

#sierra speaks #literally like i dont do interesting things or invite people places bc im convinced im a loser #but like. babes thats the fuckin problem #like #you are doing this to yourself #anyways none of my friends want to be my friend obviously; i say. as i completely withdraw from them

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playingonedchess · 5 months ago

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i dont have any emotions. except being like annoyed that doesnt count. and bored. i feel bored and annoyed. thats my whole life theres nothing else. im bored with my life and annoyed at how rubbish i am. im boring and annoying. thats all i am in the world all there is to see and all anyone ever thinks of me. i appear as a person simply as bored and annoyed and boring and annoying and theres nothing else. its for the best anything else is too much effort and too embarrassing i coildnt do it. the more people are bored and annoyed by me and dismiss and ignore me the better its easier theres no effort and this way i dont care cause theres nothing there its all blank and nonexistent and meaningless so theres nothing to notice or even have an opinion on and its all no one nothing blank rubbish what was i even talking about

#this is just a thought experiment btw i was curious to see where it would go #though its true that theres nothing else to me as a person #i am capable of emotions though that bits more retorical anyway its not meant to ne literally true there #though the idea of denying you have emotions or personality meaning you dont express it so you really dont is surely true #though this isnt really about me actually #im just tired but its too bloody hot to sleep its ridiculous #so im just saying words seeing whete itd go evrn if it was a bit based on a thought i had about myself #not sure what thevpoint is of just sayinng random words its just rilubbish nothing real but im ibsesed with being dramatic #basically the unimaginitive version of making stuff up cause im bored only its boring stuff #at least the badgers gave me a good laugh #is it self plagarism if you send someone an ask they delete without reading them postbit on your blog #not like anyond know just makes me sound even lamer #even though literally the reason i send asks to that blog is i know theyll be ignored cause that persons already completely uninterested in #anything i have to say so i can say whatever rubbish i dont care even if it is read like if someonr aleady thinks im a loser i dont care #if they see more evidence of it and if theres total indifference even when i do say embarrassing rubbish then theres nothing there #but its still technically schrodingers interaction cause even though they would be read at all at this point the concrpt still exists #anyway thats completely off topic which was would posting the badger thing be embarrassing like no one sees it anyway its literally all for #my own sake

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natsmagi · 10 months ago

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thinking about yuri is my job(the manga) as natsumugi i think im going crazy....... hime as tsumugi and natsume as yano and sora can be the little girl that breaks her arm i forgot her name

had never heard of it before but

i think ur onto something

#hime is the blonde one and yano the brunette BUT POINT STANDS #as we all know i do not watch anime or read manga or consume any romance (het/gay/lesb/any i just dont consume romance) period but honestly #this series seems funny as fuck i just might check it out #theres just something abt what im seeing in these screenshots that is very captivating to me #these women at all they just have that dumb loser energy that i deeply yearn for and i mean this in the best way #i could be completely mistaken but thats the energy i get from looking at them #i love lesbians who dont know how to act #i wish yuri was my job.#ask

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arolesbianism · 2 years ago

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Shadow Charlie can act as scary as she wants but she'll never be as scary to me as just plain ol pre constant Charlie. Just the image of her standing on my driveway smiling strikes more fear in my heart than shadow Charlie could ever dream to

#rat rambles #and thats why I adore her sm <3 #I think charlie deserves to be a lil bit of a freak. as a treat #and by a lil bit I mean completely and utterly #speaking of fun fact abt charlie; when attacking ppl in the dark she apparently??? bites them?????#which is relevant 2 me cause when winona dodges her she says smth like ha! I know all your moves #which. implies she has at least tried to bite winona before. I adore her #also according to winona dialogue charlie can be very competitive #just imagining charlie ''''accidentally'''' knocking the board of a game shes losing off the table oh dear guess we have to stop oops #shes such a sore loser in my minds eye #also her detailed eyes scare me sm why does she look like that #(affectionate)

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puppywilliams · 1 month ago

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could you write some farm ellie headcanons? i saw your dealer abby ones and i loved them!!! fluff and/ or nsfw whatever your comfortable with!! -🤍

farm!ellie hc’s

hi anon ty so much!! i hope u like this one just as much <3 i rlly loved writing these. i could write abt ellie playing guitar All day. (꩜﹏꩜) pls lmk if i made any mistakes!

warning: suggestive themes

౨ৎ farm!ellie who’s love language is acts of service and physical touch. shes always helping you around the house, whether thats helping you do the laundry, the dishes, yard work, herding the goats, or just playing you a sweet song while you sit at her feet. if shes not doing the tasks for you, shes right behind you. slender hands tracing up the sides of your waist. kissing at your shoulders and neck. wrapping her arms around you, swaying you from side to side humming a tune.

౨ৎ farm!ellie who is slowly but surely teaching you how to play guitar. you only know a few chords, but every time you strum something even remotely close to a tune her face brightens and she smiles at you, kissing up your cheek. shes so thrilled at the fact shes teaching her girl something. even going as far to sit behind you, placing her strong hands over your own to help you position your fingers onto the fret.

౨ৎ farm!ellie who has TONS of records she found in an abandoned music store when you both were in seattle. god knows how she managed to have space for them in her bag. shes found a weird new interest in emo and metal as of recent, dragging you into her music room for you to take a listen at a certain vocal or guitar riff. “isnt it so cool?” she says beaming, completely astonished at the sound. “yeah, babe. its cool” you smile back.

౨ৎ farm!ellie who when shes not being a loser, shes probably laying down with you in bed. she’s constantly touching all over you, attempting to rile you, always succeeding. grabbing at your thighs and kissing all over your neck. it ends the same way every single night, but who needs sleep when you have a hot girlfriend anyways?

౨ৎ farm!ellie who is obsessed with the idea of someday marrying you. constantly talking about it. even sometimes referring to you as her wife. her gaze always finds its way back to your hands and how pretty you’d look with a gemstone perfectly sat around your ring finger. in her eyes you Are her wife, and you’re perfectly okay with it.

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emo-nordegraf · 8 months ago

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tiktok scott pilgrim fans: ACTUALLY the anime mischaracterizes all of the characters so much..it sucks, its terrible, so many tr*ndhoppers got ahold of it and thats bad, if you like the anime you should delete your account . I don't care that the anime has completely different events so obviously the characters would act differently, and the fact that the anime characters are so different without scott being around to affect them is kind of the point with the future timeline stuff.....Its bad and they erased the characters REAL personalities...

scott pilgrim fans basically anywhere else:

reddit scott pilgrim fans: I want kim pine to call me a worthless loser and step on me

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off

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sxorpiomooon · 3 months ago

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YOUR FS FEELINGS AFTER YOUR FIRST DATE - A PAC READING

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Pile 1-

I think pile 1's fs will meet them right after their breakup with someone or right after they had let go of something very big, something that no longer served them. Also the first thing I got was shutting down so they might be really tired when they first see or meet you and I also think it'll be late at night. I also think this late was very much delayed for some reason? It's almost as if accepting your fate like you try to avoid something so hard but can't stop it from happening so you just give in by the end. That's sort of the vibe for some reason? Lmaaao this is so funny bc right after the date they will immediately feel the need to rush things and they will be scared of rushing things too. This sort of reminds me of how people always say that the moment they met their fs they immediately knew and wanted to marry them that's the vibe. I see things going quickly too right after the first date, i see you guys going on alot of dates together I'm getting a vision of like a roller coaster date? Also you girlies are PRETTY PRETTY I had a vision of those trendy skirts and softy haha. This pile might have girlies with Libra placements I heard venus as well ANYWAYS I think your fs will immediately know it's like they will forget everything and now they are so hyped up to sum up the entire thing I heard "i belong"

Pile 2-

Hmmm I see a conflict here or two people meeting together after years? This kinda second chance romance type shit imma NGL. I also think that there is some history there as I said it might be you guys starting as enemies or simply second chance romance. Right after I wrote this my father started singing a song which basically translates to "don't leave me now" or abhi na jaao chord ke for those who want to give it a listen. Whatever it is oh y'all gonna have your LORES. Anyways I see two people legit being so grumpy on a date 😭😭 sipping their drinks this might be near water or a really pretty scenary I also hear beautiful instruments playing. Anyways all this won't last long bc I see and hear very warm laughter of both of you it's like you know in movies two people fighting something happens and they crack a laugh there's this eye contact and then one of them says or admits that "I missed you" THATS THHE VIBE OML. I see a familiar feeling that you have with an old friend. I heard "old habits die hard" out of nowhere. I also see you guys sort of making a note of learning from your past experiences to build a good solid future. This connection will be tested alot but I do see you guys being resilient. Honestly very beautiful vibe.

Pile 3-

HELL NAWWW LMAAAAAAAAAAAAO THID MAN WILL THINK THAT HE HAS TANKED THE DATE COMPLETELY DESTROYED OVER THIS HE WILL THINK THAT HE IS ABSOLUTELY DONE AND FINISHED AND THAT JE WILL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN AND THAY JE IS A LOSER WHO FUCKED THIS CHANCE UP AND FUMBLED A BADDIE LMAAAAAAO. I see this man losing his shit legit whining wailing crying that he fucked up😭😭 I think he sort of a loser when it comes to communication. I jus see him shuttering n shit for those who are watching serendipity embrace(kdrama) the vibe is exactly like that second lead pt teacher lmao. I see him being so anxious after the first date bc he will think that he has tanked it. I think he might come across as someone who's very formal and has alot of attitude but in reality he will just not know how to talk😭 I don't even see him being able to gather the courage to hold eye contact with you. However, I do see something out of nowhere happening whether it will be him being able to meet you again or you texting him something good with happen and he will be very surprised to receive this chance or opportunity

Pile 4-

I don't see a very good vibe overall I won't lie. I see your fs being very confused with the entire date. I just think that things will perhaps not go well for this pile and I know exactly why it'll happen. One person will try to speed things up too much and it will scare the other person off. I just see one person trying to hurry everything up and it just being a big turn off for the other person. I think what this pile can try to do is perhaps not take things too fast and let the other person take their time as well. The more you try to speed things up the more it'll scare the other person off and it will end up in a disappointment. I'm sorry I couldn't give you much positive my pile 4<3

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tlouwhore · 11 months ago

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modern!ellie headcanons

notes/warnings: pet names used (baby), sfw, loser!ellie a little (i cant help it), no race specific information, androgynous reader

★ she has an insane mug collection thats so strange, when you go to hers for the first time its such a weird thing

"you want something to drink?"

"sure"

and you'll go back to messing with her stuff that she left sprawled across her coffee table until you hear her clomp over and extend her arm, she'll be holding an inconveniently built mug out to you casually

"els, what the fuck is that?"

she tilts her head and furrows her brow, confused at your comment as if its unreasonable to ask why shes handing you a horrifically constructed alien mug thats bound to spill all over you

★ speaking of these mugs, she refuses to get rid of *any* of them. when you guys move in together you're begging her to just get rid of one but she refuses

"els, please. we dont have enough shelves for these, we need normal drinking glasses."

you sigh as the mugs sit across the kitchen counter, shes on one side staring at them while youre on the other side staring at her.

"i cant, i use them all"

she doesn't. she drinks out of one and she only ever drinks water from it. you go back and forth for merely minutes before you throw in the towel and just let her do her thing, if shes happy you dgaf about the normal water glasses.

★ shes a loud ass walker, you will hear her before you see her. you genuinely start to think she's doing it on purpose.

★ she has one belt and its one wrong move from completing snapping in two pieces, there is a literal half inch of material holding it together

★ needs to pet street cats every time she sees them, whenever you point out that they're probably diseased she scoffs

★ tries to pretend shes good at fixing things but has no clue what shes doing—the toilet isnt flushing properly and so she stands about 3 feet from it and stares at it with her weight shifted to one side. she'll have on a tank top on and slacked down carhartt pants engulfing her legs as she nods. she really likes to take care of you so she'll refuse to admit she has no idea what shes doing and when you walk away she looks up "toilet not flushing reddit"

★ she fucks with the twilight franchise but pretends to hate it because it doesn't "look cool"

★ she cant drive, she failed her permit test 3 times and pretends like every other driver on the road is the problem (shes the issue every time)

★ she drives a beat up car or truck, it smells a little funny and the radio gets three stations so you have to rummage through her mass cd collection to find something to listen to. half the cds wont even be in their case but instead haphazardly chucked around her car in random spots. the only ones she keeps in order are your cds, which have a specific bag so you don't have to scurry about in her car to find them.

★ 3 pairs of socks and they all have holes in them, she'll complain that the floor is cold all the time

"god the floor is so cold in here"

"can you just put some socks on?"

"i'm wearing socks right now"

"oh really?"

and she'll point as her feet, half her toes are out and her heel is fully exposed. its about the same as just wearing no socks at some point. you'll just stare in disbelief for a moment before scoffing.

"what'd you do that for?"

that small crease between her brows finding its way to her face as it always does.

"you're barely wearing socks"

"oh whatever"

★ has to physically restrain herself from telling you the gift she bought you for any holiday or event, shes tweaking out and cant function until she gives it to you

★ she loves to just be in your presence, she'll observe your routines. she enjoys perching next to you as you get ready, no matter how short or long or a routine she will be by your side

★ she can cook a crazy burger but that's literally all she can make

★ shes a blushing mess for you but she loves to get cocky and pretend she isn't when texting you

★ needy and will message you thirst trap ass photos in an attempt to get you to leave work early and be with her (it works)

#ellie williams #the last of us #ellie williams x reader smut #loser!ellie #tlou2 #tlou #tlou ellie #ellie x reader fluff #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #ellie fluff #ellie williams imagine #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie x reader #ellie hcs #ellie headcanons #modern ellie #modern au

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hoonvrs · 2 years ago

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NOONA — p. sunghoon smau

PAIRING younger!sunghoon x older!fmr

SYNOPSIS park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

GENRE smau, fluff, highschool/college au, crack, sunghoon having no shame

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( aespa ) karina + winter, ( txt ) beomgyu + soobin, ( loona ) olivia hye

WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, dick/sex jokes, sunghoon crying every other chapter ( more will be added if necessary )

STATUS complete

TAGLIST (CLOSED)

S. NOTE adding this note here to remind everyone to not spam like! it shadowbans my posts and lessens my engagement, enjoy <3

PROFILES loser lamo wannabe | WOMEN IN STEM (and man) | privs

CHAPTERS

01 | BLONDE JAKE HATE PAGE

02 | surprise shawty!

03 | what’s her name, quickly

04 | why’s he kinda…

05 | not a virgin anymore

06 | all da virgins mad😹

07 | do it for noona

08 | he’s out of line. let’s kill him.

09 | we both crode (+written 0.5k)

10 | you are scaring the hoes

11 | not living not laughing not loving

12 | she won’t me

13 | sounds sus…

14 | hey dweeb

15 | me n her are like this🤞🏼

16 | you wanna kiss me so bad

17 | i’m bathed in his blood

↳ extra: can you fight

18 | never beating them delusions

19 | what the actual fuck dawg

20 | you scare me sometimes

21 | what did you just call me

22 | hoes be mad

23 | gotta make mommy proud

24 | HES SO!:&:@2’d

25 | no comment

26 | the sexy six (+heeseung)

27 | y’all

28 | messy girls

29 | a little birdie told me

30 | i’m better than her

31 | BRING HER BACK🗣️

32 | heart brocken

↳ extra: ask me if i care

33 | i’ll understand

34 | I WAS A LITTLE EMOSH

35 | is it cause i’m too swaggie

36 | imma dawg imma freak

37 | y’all hear sumn😰

38 | ruh oh

39 | liverboy

40 | what if i was suicidal

41 | omg hes fucking french

42 | girl what

↳ extra: i can fix her❤️

43 | virgin with a capital P (+written 0.4k)

44 | in big 20 23

45 | kill you’reself

46 | i hate virgins

47 | we’re breaking up.

48 | the ‘park’ date (+written 0.4k)

49 | YOU CANNY TRICK MEH

50 | i’m gonna eat him

51 | not you lying on my name

52 | back up missy

↳ extra: deez nuts

53 | WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD

54 | shut up 5’9

55 | /sad

56 | have some shame

57 | elimination

58 | do it No balls.

59 | past tense of see. seew

60 | CIC

↳ extra: random

EP1 | proof or it didn’t happen

EP2 | his ass is NOT studying

EP3 | #SNOWAPPDIE

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