#do as I say not as I do

[furiousgoldfish]

abusers when they're cruel and unjust to you: well Life Isn't Fair, you better get used to it! You better learn how to deal with it sooner than later!

abusers when life is even slightly unfair to them: throw blame left and right, demand for everyone to go above and beyond to get them Justice and Fairness, claim themselves the Biggest Victim of the Entire World, never let it go, take it out on everyone else, never attempts to find a way to deal with it

[trexalicious]

They are getting brutalized by TMZ and our local news this morning! "They have so many charities but what do any of them do?" 🤣

[study-core-101]

me: gives study tips

also me: does not follow those tips

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Big shoutout to the people counting the omer. Y'all are built different (affectionate)

[roennq]

Matt LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Also Matt

[youleavethetardisbrakeson]

Doing a barrel roll and flying UPSIDE DOWN on your dragon is all fun and games until your adrenaline junkie son and the young dragon he shares a braincell with try it and he nearly falls out of the saddle.

[leoinfishnets]

Me: grindr is a terrible hellscape of an app and I hate it I'd avise u to not go there if you're trans

Also me: gets horny just by getting grindr notifications

[lauradevries]

I need the person reading this to take care of themselves, please.

[solrin]

If you're bored, they're bored. Stream your gameplay!

[mrfartpowered]

having a rough go of it so am typing this up instead of paying attention during class…lemme talk abt weinerham and origami angel for a sec

Origami Angel is a band that I’ve loved for years, but when I fixated on this year RC9GN, their music became a fixture of my character playlists — first Randy’s, then the weinerham mix

and because Origami Angel became a fixation-by-association, I kinda view their music as how 30 Seconds to Math sounds once the boys are all grown up. if you’re not familiar w this band and you enjoy loud guitars & harsh drums with a side of heartfelt lyrics, i 1000% recommend them !! start w the Somewhere City album, it’s their best :3

Mobius Chicken Strip is THEE weinerham song to me, from sound to lyrics to vibe. even the title is their vibe!! it’s silly and clever and does nothing to tell you how poetic and emotional the actual song is. and that’s saying something, cuz there’s a LOT of songs that I think fit weinerham perfectly !! but — as I’ve said time and time again — weinerham’s core is their friendship. they have got each other’s backs no matter what. the romance is a bonus. MCS nails that on the head, I think.

now…weinerham wedding….i have to be fully honest guys. i DO think their vows are done in song. idc if it’s out of character idc that it’s cliche. listen to Find Your Throne and think about it as coming from Randy, for Howard. I’ve said this before, but no one in canon ever gives Howard the respect or recognition he deserves. nor do the writers!!! and a common anti-Howard argument I see is that Randy can do better. so there’s something deeply special to me about Randy being Howard’s number-one cheerleader/defender/supporter. FYT makes me ILL.

and it goes both ways! Randy, outside of being the ninja, is just some guy. unlike Howard, he doesn’t get along with other people super easy. he is capital-D Devoted to Howard, but Howard never thanks him for it. (my explanation for this is that he has trouble expressing emotions.) so I present to you: Skeleton Key. Howard’s vows, one big thank-you for everything Randy has done and will continue to do. Howard’s promise that, even when he can’t say it, he sees Randy and loves him back just as much as Randy loves him. are u feeling sick yet because I AM.

and finally, where would I be without mentioning Looking Out for You? this was the song that started it all — the first time I connected weinerham with Origami Angel. again, I view it from Randy’s perspective, just because I view him as the ‘softer’ of the two, if only by a small margin lol. I dont have much else to say I just wanted an excuse to recommend this band to all of you LOL

[mash4077confessions]

Story time (if you're interested)

This scene from "Dear Comrade" is so funny to me, because it reminds me of the time I went hitchhiking in a graveyard.

I had gone to visit the grave of Dorothy Kilgallen, but I hadn't realized that only the first few cars of the train would actually have their doors open to the small platform. I ended up getting out a full stop away and I was not wearing good walking shoes.

I found this woman in the graveyard next to the one I needed to be in. She offered me a ride, I of course, hesitated. She grabbed hold of her rosary that she had hanging up on her car's dashboard and said, "Do you see this? Do you know what this means? It means I'm Catholic. I can't hurt you."

The absolute conviction and honest naivety really sold me, and I got in her car.

[trexalicious]

Stop looking H they're in your wife's handbag...

[beaft]

and yes, i do fully recognise the irony of me criticising a book for being overwritten (me, the devotee of the m-dash, the adulant of the run-on sentence, the guy who never met a semicolon he did not take to bed)

[bookwyrminspiration]

it’s 2pm please can we chill

[desertsportshipping]

Healing isn't linear, and sometimes part of that process is admitting you need a self care dare of cuddling some sheep.

[koala2055]

Masking even though it's just me because it makes the hurting go away and makes me actually shut up and get stuff done instead of not being able to function