#🎧 — NOONA!

[hoonvrs]

NOONA — p. sunghoon smau

PAIRING younger!sunghoon x older!fmr

SYNOPSIS park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

GENRE smau, fluff, highschool/college au, crack, sunghoon having no shame

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( aespa ) karina + winter, ( txt ) beomgyu + soobin, ( loona ) olivia hye

WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, dick/sex jokes, sunghoon crying every other chapter ( more will be added if necessary )

STATUS complete

TAGLIST (CLOSED)

S. NOTE adding this note here to remind everyone to not spam like! it shadowbans my posts and lessens my engagement, enjoy <3

PROFILES loser lamo wannabe | WOMEN IN STEM (and man) | privs

CHAPTERS

01 | BLONDE JAKE HATE PAGE

02 | surprise shawty!

03 | what’s her name, quickly

04 | why’s he kinda…

05 | not a virgin anymore

06 | all da virgins mad😹

07 | do it for noona

08 | he’s out of line. let’s kill him.

09 | we both crode (+written 0.5k)

10 | you are scaring the hoes

11 | not living not laughing not loving

12 | she won’t me

13 | sounds sus…

14 | hey dweeb

15 | me n her are like this🤞🏼

16 | you wanna kiss me so bad

17 | i’m bathed in his blood

↳ extra: can you fight

18 | never beating them delusions

19 | what the actual fuck dawg

20 | you scare me sometimes

21 | what did you just call me

22 | hoes be mad

23 | gotta make mommy proud

24 | HES SO!:&:@2’d

25 | no comment

26 | the sexy six (+heeseung)

27 | y’all

28 | messy girls

29 | a little birdie told me

30 | i’m better than her

31 | BRING HER BACK🗣️

32 | heart brocken

↳ extra: ask me if i care

33 | i’ll understand

34 | I WAS A LITTLE EMOSH

35 | is it cause i’m too swaggie

36 | imma dawg imma freak

37 | y’all hear sumn😰

38 | ruh oh

39 | liverboy

40 | what if i was suicidal

41 | omg hes fucking french

42 | girl what

↳ extra: i can fix her❤️

43 | virgin with a capital P (+written 0.4k)

44 | in big 20 23

45 | kill you’reself

46 | i hate virgins

47 | we’re breaking up.

48 | the ‘park’ date (+written 0.4k)

49 | YOU CANNY TRICK MEH

50 | i’m gonna eat him

51 | not you lying on my name

52 | back up missy

↳ extra: deez nuts

53 | WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD

54 | shut up 5’9

55 | /sad

56 | have some shame

57 | elimination

58 | do it No balls.

59 | past tense of see. seew

60 | CIC

↳ extra: random

EP1 | proof or it didn’t happen

EP2 | his ass is NOT studying

EP3 | #SNOWAPPDIE

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[lxvsiick]

O U R

PART 11 | heHeHEEHEe (written)

A/N: THIS IS ALL JOKES -- this is a PSA, especially with all the hate he's been getting :( how can anyone hate him? he's so precious

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Jungwon and Sungho stood near the campus quad, casually pretending to check their phones but really keeping a close eye on their surroundings. The plan was simple: get Y/n and Taesan to bump into each other “by chance.” No setup, no awkwardness, just a completely natural meeting.

“Okay,” Jungwon muttered, peeking over his shoulder. “Y/n’s on her way. She’ll be walking past the fountain any second.”

“And Taesan is coming from the library,” Sungho added, glancing at the path across the lawn. “They’ll meet right in the middle.”

It was foolproof. All they had to do was wait and watch. Nothing could go wrong. Right? Wrong.

From one side of the quad, Y/n came into view, balancing her art supplies in one hand and her phone in the other. She looked preoccupied, exactly as planned. From the other side, Taesan was heading toward the fountain, his headphones in, lost in thought.

“This is it, Jungwon,” Sungho whispered, grinning. “They’re about to collide.”

But just as Y/n neared the fountain, a voice called out from behind her. Jungwon and Sungho froze.

“Y/n noona! Wait up!”

It was Ni-ki, waving frantically as he jogged up to her.

Jungwon groaned under his breath. “Oh fuck no, not now…”

Y/n stopped, turning around to greet Ni-ki. The two of them started chatting, completely derailing the plan. Jungwon lunges forward but is grabbed by Sungho.

Meanwhile, Taesan was still making his way toward the fountain. Sungho leaned forward eagerly behind Jungwon, hoping at least half of their plan could still work.

But no.

“Yo! Taesan!” Jaehyun suddenly appeared, catching up with him from behind. “You heading to class? Let’s walk together!”

Taesan, oblivious to the grand plan, pulled off his headphones and nodded, letting Jaehyun steer him off course and away from the fountain.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” Sungho muttered, watching in disbelief as both targets were intercepted at the last second.

The two friends exchanged frustrated glances as they watched Y/n and Taesan being dragged in opposite directions by their well-meaning friends.

“Unbelievable,” Jungwon sighed, rubbing his forehead. “This was supposed to be the easiest plan ever.”

“Right? All they had to do was walk straight,” Sungho grumbled. “But no, the giant and the puppy had to show up at the worst possible moment.”

They sulked behind the tree, watching the two walk away in different directions. Their grand plan, carefully crafted over text, had been completely foiled by their overly chatty, uninvited friends.

“How did this not work?” Jungwon groaned, folding his arms. “It’s like the universe doesn’t want them to meet.”

“Or maybe Ni-ki and Jaehyun are just annoying and love ruining our plans,” Sungho added, shooting a glare in their direction with his fists clenched.

They both stood in silence for a moment, sulking as they watched their plan unravel in slow motion.

“I blame Ni-ki,” Jungwon muttered, shaking his head. “Why did he have to show up when no one needed him?”

“And Jaehyun, who just can’t let Taesan walk anywhere alone,” Sungho added with a sigh.

They both stared at the quad, defeated, as Y/n and Taesan disappeared in opposite directions, completely unaware of how close they had come to meeting.

“So… Plan B?” Jungwon asked, shoving his hands into his pockets.

Sungho groaned. “There’s going to have to be a Plan B.”

They started walking away, cursing both Jaehyun and Niki and coming up with a new scheme, while still shaking their heads at how perfectly everything had gone wrong.

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MASTERLIST

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[kiestrokes]

MASTERLIST

「 ATEEZ 」

Sexual Styles Headcanons NSFW MTL Breed Kinks NSFW Caring for You: Chronic Illness Edition SFW As Cringy Pick-Up Lines NSFW Stoned Sex NSFW MTL Virgin Kink NSFW Fave Lingerie Colors NSFW

Say My Name NSFW Featuring: College!Reader x Fratboy!Song Mingi

Selfish Waltz NSFW Featuring: Boyfriend!Park Seonghwa x Girlfriend!Reader x Third!Kang Yeosang

「 BTS 」

Drunk & Horny Headcanons NSFW BTS and their Secret Socials Headcanons SFW MTL Praise Kink NSFW

12 Lays of Kinkmas Masterlist SFW & NSFW

Will Scream for Soju SFW Featuring: Friend!Reader x OT7

Keeping the Cadence NSFW Featuring: Fellow Military!Reader x Jung Hoseok

Anti-Hero NSFW Featuring: Reader x Boyfriend!Kim Namjoon

Geonbae Pt.1 ✧ Geonbae Pt.2 NSFW Featuring: Reader x Fuckboy!Park Jimin ft. Kwon Soonyoung and OC!besties 🎧 the playlist 🖼️ the moodboard

Full Service NSFW Featuring: Noona!Reader x Idol!Jeon Jungguk

「 Seventeen 」

Autumnal This or That SFW Troop Seventeen: Badge Ceremony SFW

As Sex Workers NSFW

「 SHINee 」

Soft Kinks That Lead to Hard Hours NSFW

「 Stray Kids 」

MTL Aftercare Sandwich NSFW MTL House Husbands SFW SKZ in The Hunger Games NSFW SKZ Noona Kink NSFW Fave Lingerie Color NSFW

Eyes on Fire SFW Featuring: Werewolf!Han Jisung x Vampire!Lee Minho

astringe NSFW Featuring: Best Friend!Reader x Hwang Hyunjin

「 Multi 」

K-Pop Stan Q's (first edition)

Idols as The Goonies SFW BTS, ATEEZ & SKZ in a John Hughes Film SFW Bias List as Millennial Cult Book Series SFW EXO-L x atiny SFW

25 Hours: Hard, Soft & WIP-mas Masterlist

「 Soft Hours 」 SFW

Recovering from a minor surgery… Featuring: Kim Seokjin of BTS. Song Mingi of ATEEZ. Lee Taeyong of NCT. Lim Jaebeom of GOT7.

the autumnal special Featuring: Christian Yu aka DPR Ian. Jeong Yunho of ATEEZ. Byun Baekhyun of EXO.

tipsy kisses Featuring: Jeon Wonwoo of SVT. Yoo Kihyun of Monsta X.

「 Hard Hours 」 NSFW

Touch Starved Featuring: Jung Wooyoung of ATEEZ. Kim Mingyu of SVT. Lee Minhyuck of BTOB.

Partner Won't Let You Sleep SFW & NSFW Featuring: Vampire!Park Sunghoon of ENHYPEN. Kim Seungmin of SKZ. Liu Yangyang of NCT. Lee Taemin of SHINee.

© COPYRIGHT 2021 - 2024 by kiestrokes All rights reserved. No portion of this work may be reproduced without written permission from the author. This includes translations.

These are works of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted above.

[globaloppaaa]

helllloooo!!!!!! I read your matthew and taerae things and they are super cute <33 I was wondering if you could do something similar for yujin? 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

ahh i’m so glad you like them!! thinking of making it a series for the rest of the guys but let me know if that’s something you guys would like!!

yujin things ₊˚🖇️ ✩ ₊˚ 🎧 ⊹

warnings: yujin is aged up in this writing, as i don’t feel the most comfortable writing for/about minors. still, there is no nsfw or suggestive content in this request. some swears are also included.

- is naturally so cute ?? this isn’t something new however yujin’s the kind of guy that just finds purity and sweetness in everything he comes across. ice cream, balloons, confetti, it makes him 100x more endearing because cuteness is his natural aesthetic.

- privately or with close friends though? he’s such a little shit

- will gaslight as much as he needs to get what he wants (which he doesn’t ask for often), but neither you nor the boys can resist him because he does that shy, “feel bad for me” look that’s gets you all worked up.

- CANNOT SIT STILL FOR ONE SECOND omfg- he’s finding all different kinds of ways to take “sitting down” to the next level. he’ll be rolling across the room in your office chair, bouncing on the couch head first, probably kicking his feet against your headboard…or stove..

- gets real up close and personal to your face at the most random moments. you could be sitting on the couch, scrolling through your phone and- oh, there’s yujins nose in your business again.

- i’m taking ab these 😑

- on more than just a physical level, this man is always down to know what is going on with your life. pretends to seem uninterested until he finds time alone with you each weekend, where he’ll outright beg for the most recent drama.

- is always prepared, especially when it comes to things you not only need, but might simply want in the moment. forgot a pen? he keeps a few of yours in the front pocket of his bag. thirsty? he’ll drop a juice box at your side out of the blue and you’re left to wonder where the hell he got that from.

- the guy that will never leave you dehydrated, because he keeps a water drinking app on his phone to track you. he likes to make sure you’re taking care of yourself, because not seeing you at your best means yujin isn’t fully at his best either.

“ahhh but if you have this soda we can’t meet your goal for today! 😲”

“FINE, i’ll order a water please. 👹”

- if your female identifying, he also has an app to track your cycle. actually, this man has an app for everything about you, even a personal mood journal, where he can document what you said, did, and how you reacted. yujin loves his apps, and yujin also looooves to take care of you.

- not huge on pda, but he gets a little thrill from small acts of affection that are almost impossible to notice. holding pinkies, tying shoelaces, or zipping up your jacket really make him feel like a daredevil >:)

- calls you noona, doesn’t care if you’re older or younger than him. it’s a natural part of the relationship at this point and you just gotta deal with it. if there’s quite a big age gap between you two he’ll call you noona-baby and it doesn’t make much sense, but when it’s coming from his sweet voice you really can’t complain. 😵‍💫💗

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🎧 TAEMIN • The Rizzness

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mynabiran narizz 😜

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narinievol girlie knows how to attract someone

butter_flyiran no wonder women love nari #lesbians4nari

feat.dino the coolest noona 😎

vernonline i can sense the rizzness from far 🥵🥵

mynabiran silly chewie 😝

mylovely_ri whoever is taken by her is a very lucky person 🙌🏼

svt_nabiii after a long time the ig comeback was better than ever

[your-hellhound-babysitter]

*Pops out of hiding space behind a bookcase and offers Loona a handful of sour candy and carmels*

Noona wan' candy? :D

-🎧🐺 / @little-wolfpuppy

…

I mean, like, yes. Thank you-but also why were you behind the bookcase??

[baekgufiles]

tell me what’s your wish !!

IN WHICH;; sunghoon doesn’t know what to get y/n for her bday (inspired by tomorrow x together’s wishlist)

“ It's all going wrong // I might as well confess // I like you ,,

PAIRING: p.sunghoon x fem!reader

GENRE: high school romance | fluff | bff to lovers

WORD COUNT: 0.9k words

WARNINGS: nothing but a little bit of cursing I think(? (lmk if there’s anything else pls)

A/N: I’ve been holding onto this since I opened my tumblr out of panic if it’s good enough or not :(( I hope to publish more often from now onwards ^^

Just like any other day, the guys were laying around in Jake’s living room, waiting for their turn to come while Niki’s and Heeseung’s game was taking more than expected.

— Are you planning to finish today? Because I might just leave, I have a present to buy— Sunghoon exclaimed after some other complaints from the boys.

— You haven’t bought y/n’s gift yet?— Sunoo gasped dramatically.

— Dude, you’re in problems— Jay added— Remember what she got you last year? She outdid all of us.

— Not me. I knew Noona’s present would be better, so I tagged along— Niki replied, his eyes still fixed on the tv screen.

— Yah, that’s not fair— it was Jungwon who talked this time —Noona always has the best ideas.

— Shut up, you all are making me feel guilty— Sunghoon interrupted.

— As you should— Sunoo answered, sassily— How come you haven’t got her anything? Her birthday it’s like what? Next week?

— In five days— he responded, almost in a whisper, while brushing his hair with his hand— The thing is, I’ve been meaning to trick her into telling me something she wants; but somehow I always get distracted— he confessed, frustrated.

— What if you just tell her that you have the biggest crush on her already— said Jake, while eating some jelly.

Sunghoon felt his face becoming hotter— W-what?— he stuttered.

— Hyung, we are not stupid, you obviously like noona— Jungwon spoke.

— And she likes you back— Heeseung added, finally winning the game. Sunghoon just blushed even more.

— Actually, it would be a gift to all of us having you two date— Jay commented.

— Yeah, it’s getting weirder being around when you get all lovey dovey— Niki agreed. In that moment, the boy buried his face in a pillowcase while the rest of the friend group kept making fun of him.

🎧☁️🫖🩹

Sunghoon took a big breath before the class door. It was finally the day.

Although at first his friends’ words had sounded crazy to him, after putting some thought in the issue, he had realized they were right. Well, at least in some parts, since he was almost sure that the sentiments he felt towards his best friend were not reciprocate. But he was done holding himself back, he had taken the decision of confessing and nothing was stopping him.

Despite his determination, he started shaking the moment he saw the first person exiting the classroom. Regardless, he waited patiently, well aware that y/n usually took a long time during tests. He even saw Sunoo, who gave him a thumbs up before leaving.

— Sunghoon-ah! How can I have a worse luck, I just did horrible in that exam. And on my birthday!— he was spacing out, but the tension returned as soon as the well-known voice reached his ears.

— Hey. Are you okay?— the girl, now standing in front of him asked, preoccupied.

He quickly put on a smile —Yeah, sure. How could I be not okay if I’m here to pick you up for your birthday?

— I’ve just spoke to you informally and you are not angry at all?— she questioned back, rhetorically.

— That’s not- Wait. You did what?— his expression dropped, suddenly annoyed.

In a matter of seconds, they were running around the school; laughing while Sunghoon tried to catch the girl. They were already getting tired once they arrived to the backyard, when she tripped in the grass. He stepped out the pace, frightened.

— y/n! Are you okay?— he asked, bending over her. And before he could’ve realized, the younger had already dragged him towards the floor with her, laughing.

— You are a little disrespectful son of a-— he started rambling, sitting down beside her.

— Hoon— he was interrupted— Thanks. I thought that test would ruin my mood for the rest of the day, but you already made it so much better— she continued, encircling him with her arms— Seriously, thank you.

The boy became flustered under the physical contact. He moved backwards, slowly creating a distance between them; yet holding the younger one by the hands.

— y/n, there is something you need to know— he started, arousing her curiosity— And I don’t think I will be able to ever tell you if I don’t say it right now.

— Are you sure everything it’s okay? You’re scaring me— she responded, putting a hand on his shoulder.

— Yes! Yes. Just… I’ve been holding this for such a long time— he took what felt like the hundredth big breath of the day, rising his head to stare directly at his companion’s eyes— Shit, this is much more difficult than what Jake told me— the guy moaned while lying down on the ground and covering his face with his hands.

— I’m losing my patience, just tell me at once!— she exclaimed, hitting him on the side.

— Yah, that’s not how you treat someone who is confessing to you— he shouted back, instantly regretting it.

The silence grew between them. Sunghoon immediately stood up awkwardly, afraid of facing the younger who remained sat on the ground.

— That’s it?— she suddenly asked— That was the thing you were dying to tell?

— It may not be that important to you, but you could just say “I don’t like you back” instead of acting as if it was irrelevant— he sounded upset.

— Hoon, either you’re blind or just stupid— she laughed, walking towards him.

— Now I’m being insulted too?— he reclaimed, falsely resentful, his mood getting lighter with her giggling.

— Sunghoon! Can’t you tell already?— she smiled, standing right in front of him.

— I like you back, dumbass— that’s the last thing she said before dragging him on what became their first kiss.

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[oreo-hong]

“of course, he’s always welcome to come over too,” i whisper softly. “he has my address so if you want him to come over, just let him know. there’s a copy of the key on the kitchen counter in case you wanna go somewhere and come back,” i explain, changing into my scrubs in the bathroom. “i’m gonna head out but i’ll see you later, okay? text me if you need anything,” i whisper softly, pecking his forehead before leaving. 🎧

“i love you noona..” he says softly as you leave

[dreamiehan]

That’s Not Right

✧₊⁎trigger warning → eating disorder development, anxiety, body dysmorphia

stray kids addition au au: yiji x stray kids

→ the boys find out a concerning issue regarding yiji’s health that she’s been working hard to hide from them 

[ yi-an jihae masterlist ] 🎧

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Yiji felt defeated. The past few days she had been keeping quiet about not feeling well. Everything she did required extra effort, from waking up in the morning, to rehearsals, and fulfilling whatever schedules they had for the day.

The release of their new album was today, as well as their one year anniversary. A year ago today they released their first debut album, and since then the concept of a whole year has never seemed so short.

Despite the nauseating feeling that was eating her up, she didn’t want to worry the boys or distract them from all the promotions that would be taking place for the next month at least.

“I can’t do this,” she pleaded to one of their managers present. “Since run throughs this morning I could barely stand without feeling like passing out.”

Her begging was no use, “I’m sorry but that’s not an option, you’ve worked hard to meet your target weight, you’ll be fine but we can’t have you sitting out on your comeback performance.” 

His words were stern and she knew he wasn’t going to change his mind anytime soon.

The hallway door behind them creaked open, putting a hault to their tense dispute. Chan peaked his head in, eyeing the two. “Is everything good in here?”

“It’s fine,” Yiji muttered in annoyance, “let’s go.” 

She followed Chan into the other room where the rest of the boys were getting fitted.

“Noona you look really pale,” Jeongin spoke up.

At that, the nine of them turned in her direction

“Hey you guys I’m fine, don’t look at me like that,” she whined, taking a spot next to Changbin on the cushioned seats.

“Are you sure you’re feeling okay?” Changbin whispered into her ear.

“Yeah, I’m just tired.”

Yiji knew the risks of being a performer, an idol at that. Image and appearances were everything, whether you were sick and or injured, keeping up the image of perfection was expected. 

Although the guilt of potentially letting the stay down would eat her conscience alive. Her outfit for the come back was a lot of long sleeve material and leather. The stickiness of the fabric was already beginning to make her feel clammy and she had yet to step foot outside of the dressing room.

It wasn’t long before a staff member came into the room and began ushering them out to take their places on the stage.

The lights were dim as they took their places . Yiji saw Changbin take another concerning glance in her direction but she brushed it off. 

As soon as the music reached her ear piece, her body fell into the familiar rhythm. For this come back, their title track was really choreography heavy in comparison to those before it. 

Her vision began to blur but she still pushed herself to hold out.

As soon as the instrumental break down began, she felt her weight give out. Her legs fell limp underneath her, frame colliding with the stage. The only thing her ears could hear was the gasps that echoed throughout the crowd.

“Jesus Yiji,” Felix shouted from her left. 

Instantly Jisung was at her side, propping up her limp body onto his leg.

“We need a doctor please!” Chan panicked.

“I got it!” Jeongin yelled, running off stage to find help.

“Chan I’m so sorry,” she groaned, tears welling up in her eyes.

“This isn’t your fault,” he whispered, grabbing her hand. “It’s okay, you’re okay.”

Not even minutes after Jeongin reappeared with a doctor.

Yiji winced at every touch as the woman examined her.

“What’s wrong with her?” Changbin asked a little to aggressively. 

The doctor sighed as she placed Yiji’s hand back down at her side. “Unfortunately this is just a common case of companies starving and overworking their idols.”

She continued, “From what I can tell the poor girl hasn’t eaten much in days, she’s dehydrated, and exhausted.

The nine of them said nothing, they were too shocked. Yiji was never one to keep quiet, especially if she didn’t agree with something.

“Is there anything we can do for her now?” Felix asked.

“Ideally bed rest for a few days, help her regain her appetite even if it’s two small meals a day,” she advised.

_

The ride home was silent. Everyone was still on edge but did their best not to wake the unconscious girl that lay across Jisung and Minho’s lap. 

“What’s going on?” Yiji winced, slowly opening her eyes. 

She felt a coarse grip tighten on her hand. Squinting, she could just barely make out Minho’s face. His gaze was fixated outside the window but his grip on her hand was tight with worry.

“Tell me the truth Yi-An, does the company have you on a diet?” Chan asked. Her body tensed at the question, but of course he managed to put two and two together. He was pissed. 

Yiji couldn’t bring herself to speak, she was embarrassed and disappointed that she let things get to this extreme. 

“Noona please, let us fix this!” Jeongin begged.

Yiji sighed, gripping onto Minho’s hand tighter. “Truthfully, I’ve been on a restriction for the past two weeks per management,” her voice cracked. “I wanted to ask for help but I wasn’t allowed to.”

“What the hell?” Felix growled from the back seat.

“So they force you to basically starve yourself and make you stay quiet about it,” Chan summed up. His tone with each word was scary, and made her question if being honest was really the right decision. 

“Who was it Yi-An?” Seungmin asked but she said nothing. She knew that the staff members were always trying to their best and she didn’t blame them. She needed to fix her image, to be the perfect petite female member that all the fans swore they loved.

“Yiji I know you have a wonderful heart and you don’t want to get anyone in trouble but we need to know who it was,” Minho demanded, intertwining his hands with hers.

He knew she was scared and upset but in terms of comfort, this was the most he could do at the moment.

As his fingers laced through hers, she finally broke.

Yiji told them everything. She explained the whole situation and how their assigned staff was forcing her hand at fast weight loss before the come back.

“I’m really sorry guys,” she repeated once more.

“No,” Chan interrupted, “I’m sorry I didn’t realize this sooner. I’m going to fix this so that it never happens again- to any of us.”

[hoonvrs]

NOONA — EP3: #SNOWAPPDIE

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LAST S. NOTES: can’t believe noona is now actually at an end 💔 thank you to everyone who liked/reblogged and commented i really do appreciate it especially since this is my first work here 🫂 probably won’t be my last smau cause i enjoyed this waayyyy too much

anyways i’m bad at this THANK YOU TO EVERYBODDYYY even if you started reading recently ily all MWAH 💋 ( if anyone finds me a man like hoon tell me ASAP !! )

going to miss our fave liverboy and livergirl v much☹️

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST (CLOSED) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)

[hoonvrs]

NOONA — 60: CIC

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S. NOTES: last official chap of noona☹️☹️ see you in the ep😁

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST (CLOSED) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)

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NOONA — 58: do it No balls.

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S. NOTES: new hair new tew newjeans do you see

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST (CLOSED) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)

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NOONA — 54: shut up 5’9

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S. NOTES: guess who’s back in her daily update era😳

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST (CLOSED) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)

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NOONA — 56: have some shame

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S. NOTES: have the last chaps planned but idk if i should add an epilogue…

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST (OPEN) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)

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NOONA — 52: back up missy

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extra chapter: deez nuts

S. NOTES: NOOT HEE COME BACK💔💔

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST (CLOSED) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)

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NOONA — 45: kill you’reself

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S. NOTES: guess who opened requests for her 1k event (read: me) and guess who should totally join (read: you)

SYNOPSIS: park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

TAGLIST(OPEN) @calijimenez @invusblog @astrae4 @lalalalawon @sserafimez @sfthyuka @miercerise @sasfransisco @annoyingbitch83 @pshchives @dazed-hee @sd211 @makiswrld @lovelypitasworld @kyuupidwrites @jangw2nyo @beansworldsstuff @shinrjj @mariji @shinsou-rii @curly-fr13s @homelycat @seungcheolswife @ilovewonyo @tinyegg @whippedforbeomgyu @adajoemaya @rikisly @sunoo-lvxr @strvlveera @myjaeyunn @meiiiwa @dazedgye @dimplewonie @sxftiell @plasmaticoo @iirene304 @captain-satan @pkjay @j-wyoung @diestheticu @chaeey @rodygr @enhy4me2 @officiallyjaehyuns @liliansun @the-poetic-side-of-me @jjangsims @dudufodd @heeswif3y @yawnzshit @4imhry @stinkoscope (bold couldn’t be tagged)