#that's my best guess anyway

[websurfingspider]

My first thought was something like this, but it still wouldn't work since the texture is basically like a bread that's all crust and no middle (aka no white inside for this one either).

In general though I think a sourdough (for the mold-inhibiting lactic acid) and a dense crust (to slow down the process of going stale) would be the way to go. Maybe a nut flour of some variety could be used to add protein and improve the texture? Fruit can keep a very long time if it's properly dried, but if it gets exposed to moisture (i.e. during the baking process when mixed with wet dough and steam) it will go off pretty fast.

Looking at recipes online for lembas bread and nobody seems to fully agree on what’s actually in it.

The basic description in the books is that it’s toasted on the outside, white on the inside, lasts a long time, and is quite filling. It basically sounds like fantasy hard tack that actually sort of tastes good and can be eaten without being soaked or boiled first and is more nutritionally complete than basic hard tack.

So people online filling it with herbs and lavender sugar and nonsense like that I think are making it a bit too fancy

[dolphelecat]

I had this dream last night that I was reading poetry, and the first line of this poem was, "My sweet love carries garlic to cover all sins." And then I woke up. But now I want to know the rest of the poem.

[lies]

Sometimes when I'm birdwatching

[daguerreotyping]

Daguerreotype of a young man in a smart jacket with three buttons undone—perhaps for ease of assuming the iconic Napoleonic hand-in-coat-front pose?

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[doodlecrumb]

Marauders fandom!! You have been summoned. Look! It’s a James! Feast thine eyes! (I’m sorry, do what you want. I’m not the boss of you. Have a nice day.)

[endlessapis]

share in the act of creation

don't tag as kin/me/id/muse/etc. please ♡

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[demaparbat-hp]

Little Zuzu for an incoming project 🔥

[chironeis]

the thing is that martin thinks it took "two years of crisis and trauma" just to make him and jon compatible and the reason jon doesn't know how to rebut that wildly incorrect fact is because he's barely aware that he had a stick so far up his ass in season one that it grew roots in his brain before he stubbornly and meticulously and with gritted teeth plucked them all out. jon could've plucked those roots out before all the trauma and crises if he simply chose to. and he would. in so many universes. because martin (and friendship and love and connection) is worth it. mic drop

[otaku553]

Thoughts on being aroace

[hinamie]

new limited edition firefighter spacesuit hazmat itfs just dropped

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i LOVE how you draw twink krakoa charles he's so...... twink...... your art is amazing

thank you so much !!!! i have a simple vision in mind whenever i draw krakoa charles next to erik, really:

it's significant he looks like a push pin next to erik it's infinitely better this way..

[humming-fly]

I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting

[yourbuckies]

Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan ♥

[stuckinapril]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.