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the bird outside my window this morning tiny desk concert

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it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

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Whoever invented the slow cooker deserves to be sucked sloppy style 24/7/infinity

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Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

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I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

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my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

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Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.

Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)

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One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers

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on the hunt for a nonbinary equivalent of the terms MILF or DILF. like

PILF? Parent I'd like to fuck? you have to be kidding. PILF? you wanna fuckign pilf?

NBILF? Nonbinary I'd like to fuck? Yeah but that doesn't indicate an age range or parental status at all. Thilf? They I'd like to fuck? no. same problem. also not every nonbinary person uses they, so that's not gonna work either

GILF, for 'guardian I'd like to fuck,' would work, except GILF is already taken up by "grandpa/grandma/grandparent I'd like to fuck". Too confusing

"MILF (gender neutral)" or "DILF (gender neutral)" is fine in some circumstances and as a self-ID if you're comfortable with it, but you're still invoking the binary. "MILF-aligned" and "DILF-aligned" has the same problem. it's just not gonna work

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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Pausing the shenanigans for a moment, can we maybe do away with the narrative that Kendrick Lamar is purely just “a hater”? I know it’s hard for white people especially to see the Black struggle and our lives as something other than entertainment for your Sunday nights, but let’s not forget Kendrick directly criticized Drake for using African American culture especially for a cash grab, without actually giving back to the communities who loved and supported him for so long.

I know it’s fun to dance on people’s graves, especially Drake’s, but I beg nonblack people to stop diluting Kendrick’s messages to him purely just being a petty lil’ hater.

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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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