chironeis

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

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Swimming pool Anton Saefkow-Platz mosaic - Eline Brontsema , 2024.

Dutch, b. 1988 -

Woodcut, 29.1 x 34.3 cm. Ed. 25.

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people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

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apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

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used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

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the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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I love you fruit I love you symbols of friendship and decadence and ecstasy and eroticism and joy and simplicity and abundance. I love you juice rolling down my chin and meticulously peeling a rind for a loved one and eating around pits and plucking out seeds and cutting around cores. I love you bright colors and sweetness. I love you nature's greatest sign that she loves us and cares for our wellbeing and happiness

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a helpful flow chart for all aspiring game devs out there