#that’d be badass

[leonsliga]

Second career maybe? Leon would make a fantastic lawyer, he would have the opponent shaking in his boots lmao

He can’t lose with retorts like this:

[maiz-of-light]

Thinking about how Lotor designed his armor to look like Kova/his animal companion, and what if Keith did the same thing with Kosmo…

[redtyrannoranger]

After watching X-Men ‘97 I need a fight scene where Conner stands up, helmetless and slightly battle damaged and says “To me, my Rangers” and Ethan, Kira and Trent and maybe some others fall in line behind him.

[secretly-a-catamount]

You must first ascend before you can fall.

[thegeekswillinherittheearth]

neil nordegraf’s #1 fan (and bf)!

V☆ • -—⌈intro !! ⌋—- • ☆

| name/s ;; scott pilgrim

| nickname/s ;; scotty

| age ;; 23

| pronouns ;; he/him

| birthday ;; 9/27

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| role/s ;; physical protector

| source ;; scott pilgrim

| source talk? ;; yeah

| likes ;; i fight dragons. i really really really really really like i fight dragons. beat em ups, arcades, blink 182, a whole bunch of stuff… and things

| dislikes ;; spiders, heights

☆ • -———⌈🎸⌋———- • ☆

| status ;; taken ^_^

| orientation ;; bisexual

| gender ;; boy

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| nicknames ;; yeah

| petnames ;; maybe

| pda/affection ;; uhmm.. sure? if i consider you a friend

| touching ;; no unless we’re like. idk playing elevator

| compliments ;; yeaah

| flirting ;; err… idk

☆ • -———⌈🎸⌋———- • ☆

| typing quirk/s ;; no

| language ;; english

| nonverbal ;; sometimes

| signature/s ;; 🎸, scott, scotty

[imunbussanut]

Should I do a queen of hell meg verse ?

[punkpandapatrixk]

🧜🏻‍♀️What’s Your Signature Style? ♦︎ Timeless Pick A Card

I promise you that you can be “THE” SLAYEST when you rock a style that is your own. A style—or styles—that is your own is one that reflects outwardly the core essence of your Soul Expression.

If you know yourself, and acknowledge your unique Light, there is not a trend or fad in this mortal realm that could ever shake your confidence in what you’re already doing!

Remember, trend-makers are never individuals known to follow trends to begin with! Are you a satisfied with yourself for being a trend-follower? Gosh, that's such loser NPC behaviour. I know you're so much more than that, you su-su-su-Superbeing❣️❣️

SONG: Supernova by aespa

MOVIE: 千年女優; Sennen Joyuu (Millennium Actress) (2001)

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Pile 1 – Bitch Barbie

VIBE: Jackie (2016)

core spiritual essence – Knight of Wands Rx

YOLO, Spiritual Gangsta! You’re a badass bitch who’s actually a lot nastier and vainer than outer appearances may give LMAO You’re such a drama queen, too. You wake up in the morning and ready to stir up some shit. You’re naughty. You’re playful. You’re creative and a bit of a prankster to the detriment of some of your closest friends. And if you have an enemy, you’re the type that’d pour gasoline on their motorbike and let them catch fire on their own!

You really like colourful stuff. Since you were a kid, you’ve always been interested in cute or weird shapes and bling knickknacks. Colours and shapes are integral to your fashion expression as a means to let your passion through. From another angle, this is also how you show people not to take you lightly. You’re attracted to weird or bold shapes and vibrant colours because they also send word to the outer world that you’re not one to mess with.

You LOVE being seen as a weirdo. It benefits you to be seen as a BITCH, too. This is a form of self-preservation AND protection. You want to weed off boring people who are only there to feed off your precious spiritual creative aenergy! You’re the school’s boss bitch who says, ‘You can’t sit with us,’ to practically everybody because you value only strong and weird, high-quality bitches who are just like you. Deep at your core, you keep to your tribe and will protect them with your Life <3

people’s first impression – XIV Temperance

You’re an enigmatic character who’s admired and feared at the same time. Because you have such a strong presence, unbeatable charisma, people can’t help but be attracted to your aenergy. And for the most part, you’re really somebody who has a pleasant smile and good manners. People’s first projection of you might be along the lines of being a good gal LMAO You seem at first glace a temperate person who adheres to social protocols. I mean, that’s only because you’re chill~

But try and get on your bad side? The psychopath takes over. You’re very serious when working towards your goals and you don’t like it when people bother you with unwarranted criticisms or unsolicited advice. You like figuring things out yourself unless you ask for other people’s opinions. When people see this side of you, then they understand you’re not all that friendly or welcoming and that they’ve been blinded by their own expectations.

From afar, people can tell you’re meant for great things in this Life. Since you’re quite unapproachable to many, they may never say this to you but they gossip amongst themselves and speculate about what such a unique person like you could achieve in this world. They shudder when thinking about all your potentials! How can such a smart badass even be real?? It feels so unfair…

fatal attraction! – Ace of Pentacles

You’re the type that should never buy fake designer items. Buying cheap-ass things that are your style is one thing, but buying fake luxury items? NAH, NO. Your Venus will cry. Check out what your Venus sign says about your values as a person and try to match your fashion style with that. For the majority of you tuning into this Pile, being bold in all the ways that suit you is the way to go. Price is not necessarily key here, it’s boldness that plays into your self-expression.

You’re the kind of person who can wear colours and accessories that usually will make other people look like clowns XD People wonder what enables you to pull off those strange colours, shapes or combinations, not knowing it’s your CONFIDENCE in yourself being able to pull them off that makes them work. It’s the RIZZ, baby~ No matter what you look like, no matter your size and skin colour, you have the power to make WHATEVER you wear on you look like something they show on the runway.

I betcha you get a lot of requests to model for your photographer friends? XD Some of you reading this have even modelled casually before. And some of you are meant to be scouted into the modelling or fashion industry in general! If not to that degree, you’re still the kind of person who could make occasional appearances on fashion magz or insta or have your face be a poster for something quite creative. You should charge good prices for your contribution to people being able to sell their shit! v$o$v

A MILLION DOLLAR STYLE~🔻💙

vanity – Silver Geographer (Francis Drake)

sassy – Priestess of Integrity

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Pile 2 – Brooding Maniac

VIBE: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

core spiritual essence – 4 of Cups

You one spooky bitch XD But truly, your Soul is full of colours if only people could see it! It’s just that these are colours most people won’t understand or even approve of. You possess the ability to feel and process immensely complex emotions as well as thoughts. It’s more like you think in feelings even if you identify as someone very logical. Your emotions often get heavy if you don’t learn to control them. And…you’ve really taken it to quite an extreme how well you can control or suppress your emotions now.

Some of you reading this probably have strong Earth placements, especially Capricorn, but could also have some Scorpio and Aquarius influences. The way you feel your emotions is quiet and almost…jaded. I think your Soul gets easily tired by Humans for their lack of intelligence but also for their lack of appreciation for different varieties of Beauty. You think most people are narrow-minded; just thinking about it is super exhausting.

That’s why you don’t easily show your colours to everybody. People’s disapproval of the depths of your emotions could kill your spirit on a daily basis. You’d rather not deal with that, so then you chose to sport a lot of black in your outer appearance. You could also be the type that chooses solid or ‘dull’ colours like grey or white, essentially to just…not tell people anything. The only other way you actually show your emotions, in a subtle way, is through some colours that could be found in your accessories and…HAIR <3

At least some of you dream of having colourful hair if only your society or workplace would allow that XD

people’s first impression – 8 of Cups

Instantaneously, people get this impression that you’re elusive as fuck. Like, you’re not exactly unapproachable—no, no—it’s more like, even if people try to talk to you, they already think you’re the type that won’t respond too well. You seem like you don’t talk much if at all, and people get this feeling that you’re uncomfortable with being talked to. Kinda feels like, you’re ready to flee the scene the moment someone comes up to talk to you BUHAHAH Most likely because you give off this nervous/awkward energy in social situations XD

As for your fashion, you dress so uniquely, out-there-ly, alien-ly, and people simply can’t catch up. They know they won’t be able to copy you, at least not properly. You possess a strong and unique aura that shines through your fashion sensibility and you don’t even try that hard if you’re being honest. And yet, anybody who tries to emulate or copy you will 100% look like a cheap knock-off of whatever style you’re rocking.

There is something about you that screams ORIGINAL. And yet, this is mostly caused by your lack of interest in other people’s business. You have this cold, detached aura that makes you stand out in a crowd exactly because you don’t give a fuck. At first glance, people think it’s your fashion—your clothes and accessories, your hair or nails that make you look ORIGINAL. Maybe even you think that. But no, it’s your brooding AURA that says so. You’re a maniac who ain’t interested in mingling, that’s why~

fatal attraction! – Queen of Wands

You’re a divisive character who’s either despised or admired, to an extreme. There’s no in between. Seems, indeed, like some Scorpio/8th House aenergy or some harsh Plutonian aspects XD To varying extents, and depending on your mood on a given day, people’s extreme reception of you could be mentally draining. The way I see it, you yourself don’t even understand why people are damn drawn to you. You kinda wish people would leave you alone. At least the ones you don’t care about.

But…you definitely are incredibly pretty. You have a very attractive face, you know that? And then there’s your fashion sense that tells the right kind of people that you truly are a creative/artistic person who has many stories to tell because you feel very deeply. And yet, you don’t talk to people at all and that’s mystifying. Meanwhile, the haters are also attracted to your aenergy because something about your originality is a direct insult to their lack of AUTHENTICITY ho ho ho~

You give people a reason to connect and unite in their petty hatred and that’s very refreshing for those types of people to talk about LMAO Ain’t you a hero, my dear? Anyway, this may sound so random but I’m getting that you might wanna hang out at some art gallery or library? You could meet someone or see an ad/announcement for an event that could change your Life for the better! Your brooding style could get you some unique opportunities that could potentially make you very happy <3

A MILLION DOLLAR STYLE~🔻🧡

vanity – Silver Alchemist (Ramon Llull)

sassy – Priestess of Inspiration

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Pile 3 – Plutonian Siren

VIBE: Flesh and the Devil (1926)

core spiritual essence – 8 of Pentacles

Daym, you’re a total hustler babe, aren’t ya? For one, at the core of your being you know that you were born into this world with a strong purpose. When you were a kid, you probably didn’t have the words to describe this knowing but it was clear to you that you weren’t supposed to fit in or be ‘normal’, whatever ‘normal’ meant within your norm XD You’ve always been the kinda person who deviated from your mainstream society. You couldn’t help it; you just had to be an anomaly.

Truth be told, you’ve a strong Sirenian spirit (if that’s even a word). You’re like a combination of a bitch barbie and a brooding maniac. You’ve a strong dark Plutonian and chaotic Neptunian aenergy about you and this is SCARY to a lot of people. If you grew up in a toxic household, I betcha an adult in your ‘family’ despised you for just being you. Could be a mean uncle or auntie as well if you had a good relationship with your own parents ;P

Did you know that in some literature Sirens were actually not mermaids? They’re more akin to evil harpies? XXD You’re an evil harpy at your worst and a singing mermaid at your best. I tell you people shouldn’t mess witcha. The karma will be heavy on them because you essentially come from a strong lineage of powerful witches! <3

people’s first impression – 9 of Cups

Wherever you are in the world, when you walk, you’re like a dream come true. You possess a natural charm that transcends race, culture, localised standards or whatever. In every situation and all nations you are beautiful, magnetising and charming. Your sheer existence makes people daydream. I’m sure you’ve heard this a lot, ‘You smell really nice.’ ‘Y/N always smells nice.’ ‘When you’re around it always smells nice.’

You’re so fucking unreal for this mortal world. Due to your Neptunian aenergy—could also be strong/significant 12th House placements—people project on you without a care for your feelings. Or should we say, they project on you without a care for their own safety? When somebody crosses the line, you snap like a sea dragon and they’re done, forever LMAO

As much as people are intrigued by you they are afraid of you. There is this depth to you that makes people suspect that once they’re in they’re never gonna be able to crawl out of your aenergy field. You’re kinda like Tomie now that I think about it. So the ones who are able to sense this swirling darkness in you will try to steer away from your charm~ Good for them because most of the time, you don’t even like it when people are up in your ass non-stop XD

fatal attraction! – 5 of Pentacles Rx

Of all the Piles, your natural charm is definitely chaotic. It’s almost demonic! Yours is a fatal attraction for sure because you will cause insanity in the minds of whoever tries to get a taste of your aenergy. And you’re out here chillin’, completely clueless as to what’s going on with the idiots around you. Why’s everybody simping? I ain’t even do nothing.

For whatever personal reasons, most people have this fantasy about you saving them from whatever boring Life they’re living. Some really sick minds could expect—even demand—you to be their stupid little Pixie Dream Girl when in reality you’re the FURTHEST thing from that. People could get SO dangerously unreasonable when it comes to desiring you.

I’ve got to say that you’d better protect yourself good, girl. Do everything in your power to steer away from bitter and jealous aenergy, because the people under your involuntary spell might indeed endeavour to cause you harm. Beware of men who could assault you and women who would trick and tarnish your reputation. I’m reminded of this quote by Claude Debussy:

‘People don’t very much like things that are beautiful… they are so far from their nasty little minds.’

For being such an unrealistically beautiful creature with an aura of mysticism, lots of people are attracted to your magnificence because they want to make it their own or destroy it, not because they appreciate your existence. Be selective with who you allow to get to know you~ <3

A MILLION DOLLAR STYLE~🔻💚

vanity – Green Astrologer (Robert Fludd)

sassy – Priestess of Love

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[sldlovescartoons]

Some Professor Widogast thoughts:

So, you know about how weird it is to see a teacher outside of a school setting? That’d definitely be a thing with the Academy students, but at least for most of the Professors it was at normal places like the market or at Balls or whatever. Not Caleb, though, or well yess also then but also other times.

Like you’re a fancy rich kid, you go to fancy wizard school, and you’re doing a rebellion by sneaking out to this underground club with these crazy new age bards and a bar and a fight ring. You feel so badass and then you get there and your Transmutation 101 teacher is there, drunk, getting playfully grinded on the left and right by a purple tiefling and a married halfling that’s husband is dancing on her- and you just leave. Just right away. You don’t even have time to notice Expositor Lionnet trying to get to second base with her wife right behind them.

One student is from a prominent land owner in the Zemni Fields, their family goes to Blumnethal’s festivals to set up stands to sell wares and have a good time. They go to a fight pit that they hear is really cool, they have a keg stand and everything, and they get there and their teacher who’s pushing 40 and teaches their ‘Advanced Components 205’ every Wednesday is doing a keg stand, being held upside down by a blue tiefling and a half orc dressed like they stepped out of smut book with a sea theme, while two scary looking lesbians and and Halfling in sundress cheer him on. And when they let him down, the whole group immediately jumps into the fighting ring and destroy the competition even though the Halfling looks like they are too drunk to see and none of them are in decent gear. The group gets bored right away, start a three way shoulder war/chicken fight, which goes to hell right way because they all try to cheat. The Monk has their Professor in some sort of leg lock when the student’s father drags them out.

A student’s family goes on summer vacation to Nicodranas. To their horror, they find out that Professor Widogast and his friends don’t believe in bathing suits when they go to the beach.

The best part? Everytime something like this happens, nobody believes it.

[alexiaexnihilo]

Darth Lumis 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (that’s how I’ve seen most ppl call this alternate universe take on obi wan who’s a sith so i’m sticking with it because it sounds BADASS)

Me: yo I should draw Obi Wan Kenobi as a Sith lord!

An online friend of mine: yeah, that’d be sick🗣️

Me:maybe i should do it

And that’s how this came into existence.

And for the sake of this I will say this is him if he turned to the Dark Side after satine’s death on mandalore and seeing the corruption within the order after Ashoka was wrongly accused of war crimes or perhaps just raised a sith and being taken to sith temples and later on climbing the ranks in the military with the government and clone officials having little to no knowledge about his affiliation with the sith, hence i chose to militarize his outfit! (Tbh I like the second idea more)

Would you want more stuff like this?

(Btw the location was supposed to be a Sith temple and I took some inspiration from indian temples!)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

that part in fellowship of the ring (book version) when frodo and sam are in lothlorien and samwise ‘i’m so in love with elves it makes me look stupid’ gamgee is like “damn i wish we could see some fancy elf magic while we’re here, that’d be so badass” and as if on cue galadriel pops out from behind a tree with her special bowl of water like “oh? elf ‘magic,’ you say? well, here’s some, i think. take a look, sam!” and so sam looks into galadriel’s fancy-badass-elf-magic mirror like ‘god i love elves’ and then the mirror fucking shows him a vision of his dead boyfriend and the total destruction and burning of his hometown

and after it’s over sam is like

and galadriel’s just like

[barclaysangel]

Hi! So I'm raising you a kinda? Crack Chucky AU in return.

I've been watching Hannibal for the first time and I absolutely love Freddie Lounds (played by Lara Jean Chorostecki) she's a bitch but I love her anyway.

Since it's confirmed that Charlotte has a sister in Chucky, I'm raising an AU where her sister is actually her twin and Freddie changed her name to Vida due to the amount of killers she has probably pussed off in her career as a journalist. (Freddie/Vida is also the person who taught Grant his sassy ways)

That's why a few of the FBI agents still helped Charlotte, Freddie persuaded (probably relentlessly blackmailed) some of them into helping.

Ohhhh that is so interesting, I love this idea!

I’ve never seen Hannibal but I’ve heard about it, so it’s really cool to imagine Charlotte having a bitch but badass twin sister who is actually Freddie Lounds. That’d be super cool for a Chucky AU!

[teamdilf]

Creative Andrastian Blasphemy

So, my Lord of Fortune Rook is Andrastian, and in my fanfiction, I'm making it a game with myself to write her blaspheming as creatively as possible. I'm quite pleased with this prayer I just wrote:

While climbing, she ponders, coming up with something resembling a prayer. “Maker, I know Solas is, like, kind of your rival and shit, and he’s also a dick, but he’s a dick who is super badass and able to hold the veil up, so it’d be pretty lousy if he died. Do us a solid and watch over him, and maybe make sure the archdemon has a stroke or heart attack or something? That’d be real fuckin’ awesome of you, my man.” 

[muppetable]

janus disguised as logan like this honestly was so badass, he should have done the whole trial like that. it’s not like they would have listened to the real logan anyway-

like patton with janus’s mannerisms is horrifying, logan with janus’s mannerisms is so cool. logan was nothing but pixels in putting others first so we didn’t really get to fully experience it!!

also imagine janus disguised as roman that’d be so sick

[sapphicdib]

dyever f thing about stars and shut like not just big bright stars but also the dead ones what were they calldd proton stars no no thats young stars it was uhhhhhhhh idk star corpses you know what i mean white dwarfs neutron stars and black holes theyre all just really so cool like especially neutron stars hell id argue that in some scenadrios neutron stars can be more dangerous tan blaco holws and i mean if you compare it by mass than pwr capita neutron stars are way more dangerous than black holes and are kinda crazy too in subtler ways but honestly ieven eneutoron starz get their fair shair of love but not white dwarfs no white darfs dont get much love at all even though theyre arguably the best candidate for life to remain around once all stars dies i mean black holes have all that relativety time business and neutron stars are extremely horrifically anti life but white stars are both very stable and so so so so so so so very fuckin long lived i mean even when the last star dies the first white dwarf wont have died dont quote me on that but you get the idea like even when white dwarfs die they dont die die they just slowly run out of nergy via thermal radiation and over the course of what was it i think a quintillion or so years white dwarfs become black dwarfs although those arent exactly helpful for life and eventually they just turn into big iron balls but thats beside the point the point is if you really wanna live as long as possible you gotta create a superstructure around a black hole theyre marginally stable they make a lotta energy and they last a frankly unreasonable amount of time like you phsycially cannot conceptualize the amount of time they last no one can its impossible thats why if you could manage to build a habitat around one thatd be lifes best chance for living functionally forever but at that point is it really worth it i mean we dont really know what happens when black holes fizzle out we dont know whats at the end of a singularity we dont know what the universe will be like when even the last white dwaff turns to ash and iron who knows maybe after a billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion years a spark will reignite it all and we'll have big bang part two yknow its kinda similar to rain world do you really want to stick around for the end of the universe do you really want to prepare to live forever or would you rather enjoy it as it is yknow?

Anyway whats your favorite media besides Rain World, if that's it?

fun fact i took astronomy in college so theoretically i recognize those words but i just woke up with an insane migraine + on my period so i do not have the brain capacity to actually parse all that but i do remember that i had a massive existential crisis in class while we were talking about what could be beyond the edge of the known universe so im just gonna say agreed!

aside from rain world i love hollow knight, vocaloid, hannibal, inside job (fuck you netflix for cancelling it on a cliffhanger), gravity falls, invader zim, madoka magica, kill la kill, stardew valley, and some other shit i’m probably forgetting.

also media related i guess is that my new year’s resolution was to get into more all female metal/screamo bands and artists. i’ve been listening to a lot of poppy (current fav), kittie, deathbyromy, jazmin bean, zheani, and snowblood! so if anyone wants to recommend anything similar that’d be awesome!! i collect records too!!

this is the inside cover of zig it’s hanging up on my wall because it is simply that badass

other favs include my signed copy of negative spaces (i’d already listened to a couple poppy songs before she dropped this album but this one is what REALLY got me into her stuff. listen to it, it got me thru so much rough shit)(also she makes insanely good iteratorcore songs bro like WUHH), my 1/2500 og pressing of take this to your grave, and then my (approximate) rainbow of vinyls above my lesbian flag!! my brother got me am i a girl for christmas, the only album from poppy’s discography on vinyl i have left to snatch up is i disagree!! (…and poppy.computer but the amount that one sells for on discogs is fucking unreasonable).

other than that i thiiiink this is the rest of my collection? i have all of fall out boy’s discography and most of mother mother’s, i NEED a welcome to the black parade one but i dont like the cover of the one thats everywhere in stores :( others on my wantlist include a specific pressing of zaba by glass animals that goes for like 600 bucks on ebay which is fucking criminal, double dare by waterparks, OH AND THERES APPARENTLY A VINYL COPY OF VIOLENCE AGAINST NATURE?? WHICH I WANT SO BAD BUT GIRL ITS A *SINGLE SONG*…BUT ALSO…ITS SO GOOD…

anyways this is getting really long oops. actually this kinda helped cuz i rambled thru the time my medicine sorta started working so at least i was distracted during the worst of it. idk why i started rambling about my record collection but oh well!

[daitranscripts]

Iron Bull Conversation: Specialization

Reaver

Iron Bull Masterpost

Iron Bull (romanced): Hey, kadan. Wow. (Sniffs.) Wow. Iron Bull (not romanced): Hey, good to… Hunh.

Iron Bull: You using a new soap or something? Got one of those scented bath things? Because I don’t want this to sound weird, but you smell really good. Almost dragony. All right, that sounded weird.

PC: I’ve started training as a reaver. Part of the process involves drinking dragon blood.

Iron Bull (romanced): Okay, that probably explains how incredibly hot you smell right now. Iron Bull (not romanced): Ah, okay, that’d do it.

Iron Bull (Qunari PC): I mean, we all smell a little bit better than the elves and humans, but you’re just working it now.

Iron Bull: I’ve heard about reavers. Brutally efficient, get meaner the more they hurt? Warriors after my own heart.

1 - Dialogue options:

Investigate: Are you a reaver? [2]

Investigate: Why do you like the smell? [3]

Investigate: So you’re fine with reavers? [4]

2 - Investigate: Are you a reaver? PC: I’ve noticed that your fighting style has a lot in common with a reaver. Are you…? Iron Bull: No. Guess I just stumbled on a similar style. I’ve always been good at reading people. Part of that is knowing how to make ’em flinch. They can hit me. They can hurt me. But they can’t beat me. [back to 1]

3 - Investigate: Why do you like the smell? PC: Is there any reason dragon blood smells good to you? Iron Bull: Nothing I know of. Always had a thing for dragons, though. Most Qunari do. Maybe there’s something tying us to them, deep in the blood. Or maybe it’s just that dragons are really badass. [back to 1]

4 - Investigate: So you’re fine with reavers? PC: You don’t have any trouble with reavers, then? Iron Bull: Not with their fighting style, anyway. I care more about the why than the what. So… why’d you start drinking the blood?

Dialogue options:

Flirt: I did it for you. [5]

General: I like inflicting pain. [6] +Iron Bull slightly approves

General: I needed more offense. [7] +Iron Bull slightly approves

General: That’s my own business. [8]

5 - Flirt: I did it for you. PC: Maybe I wanted to smell better for you.

Iron Bull (romanced): Don’t do that, kadan. You wanna put on perfume or something, go ahead. But don’t ever change yourself for me. [back to 1] Iron Bull (not romanced): (Laughs.) Well, as somebody who spends a lot of time downwind, I appreciate it. [back to 1]

6 - General: I like inflicting pain. PC: I like the raw ferocity of the reavers, the way they tear into enemies with abandon. Iron Bull: Yeah, that makes sense. As Inquisitor, you’ve gotta keep track of the diplomatic crap, the tactical planning… Sometimes you just wanna cut loose and rip someone apart. Just make sure you come back. [back to 1]

7 - General: I needed more offense. PC: The things we’re fighting these days hit hard. I needed to hit harder. Iron Bull: Yeah, that makes sense. That’s why I focus on offense most of the time myself. Every warrior gets hurt. The good warriors fight better that way. We can always patch ourselves up once the other guy’s dead, right? [back to 1]

8 - General: That’s my own business. PC: I made the decision. That’s all you need to know. Iron Bull: Sorry. Just curious. [back to 1]

[midnightsun-if]

I can’t stop thinking about a ditzy MC accidentally reverting to the baby speak people use with their pets whenever the shifters are in their animal forms. Like scratching the sides of Quinn’s face with both hands and making kissy noises and saying shit like, “Good boy/girl.”

Koda: Would just accept it as a part of his life. He’d just let a little harrumph before settling and letting you do as you wished. Though you’d notice his eyes were warmer than they had been previously (if that’s even possible). He’d happily anticipate your little praises after that.

Quinn: It shows their care for you that their wolf doesn’t take offense to it. Even though, at first, their wolf recoiled at the insinuation that it was anything less than a badass warrior. You’ll definitely notice them ducking their head whenever this occurs, so you don’t notice the general glee etched across their lupine face.

Sloane: They’d be so grumpy after the first time, but they’d get even grumpier if you never did it again because they were grumpy the first time. If you decided to do it again? They’d pretend to hate it but you’d see the slightest wiggle of their tail. If you didn’t? You’d end up getting a wolf head in your lap, a judgmental stare leveled at you (if a wolf could pout that’d be the closest expression to describe what you’d see).