oysters-aint-for-me
oysters-aint-for-me
THANKS MEAT CAT
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My name is Shannon. 36-year-old nonbinary lesbian weirdo (they/them for now) located somewhere in MA, USA🏄‍♂️I am a comedy enthusiast and currently in graduate school earning a masters degree in media studies, where i’m studying the history of sitcoms and standup comedy, the relationship between humor, horror & trauma, and radio/podcast production. Ask me about any of these things I am ENTHUSIASTIC🏄‍♂️MY ASK BOX IS OPEN BC IM ON NEW MEDS BITCHES🏄‍♂️
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oysters-aint-for-me · 19 minutes ago
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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame
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oysters-aint-for-me · 41 minutes ago
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oysters-aint-for-me · 43 minutes ago
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dinking my oiter
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oysters-aint-for-me · 45 minutes ago
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🤍🖤
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oysters-aint-for-me · 45 minutes ago
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oysters-aint-for-me · 47 minutes ago
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Welcome to Mac and Dennis’ apartment. I’M Mac, this is Dennis, and this is OUR apartment, and we do a lot of hosting, and WEARENOTACOUPLE, but our living arrangement is perfectly appropriate, and I am gay.
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oysters-aint-for-me · 15 hours ago
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this has set up such a fucked up start to the next season. frank is (supposedly) getting married, charlie is overcome with jealousy over that and mac and dennis will not stop talking about how much they aren't a couple. the gang gets... romantic...
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oysters-aint-for-me · 15 hours ago
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let’s just put it this way: it hasn’t NOT worked for macdennis
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[sad clown honk]
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oysters-aint-for-me · 15 hours ago
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continuity between seasons. what do you mean there's continuity between seasons. what do you mean they ended on a cliffhanger. what do you mean everything didn't reset at the end.
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oysters-aint-for-me · 16 hours ago
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baby 🥺
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oysters-aint-for-me · 16 hours ago
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Best cloud?
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oysters-aint-for-me · 16 hours ago
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boooo i thought this was going to be about some new trend to like have a cigarette while you stare vacantly into your fridge
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oysters-aint-for-me · 16 hours ago
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dennis playfully punching mac in the shoulder to get him to stop talking about their gay living situation and to look more like a straight bro manly friendship only for mac to sock him in the shoulder and him being a baby about it was definitely the highlight of the episode for me ;3
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oysters-aint-for-me · 17 hours ago
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ALWAYS SUNNY WEDDING SEASON ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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oysters-aint-for-me · 17 hours ago
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macdennis nation??
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oysters-aint-for-me · 17 hours ago
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BARF ON THAT THANG dee I’m fucking crying
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oysters-aint-for-me · 17 hours ago
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omg GIANT macdennis crumb
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