#I’d take off running

[leonsliga]

Second career maybe? Leon would make a fantastic lawyer, he would have the opponent shaking in his boots lmao

He can’t lose with retorts like this:

[wildsaltair]

no thoughts head empty just 👀👀👀👀

[coldpintglass]

[angeltannis]

Crazy that using online payment methods with buyer protection is now considered Old and Boomerish

[yuwuta]

if you have an argument and want space to cool off/time to yourself who is letting you actually peaceful sleep by yourself in the guest bedroom/your own apartment and who is sleeping at the foot of the bed like a sad dog pleading for you to forgive them

[grntaire]

it is crazy how much better singing i do stoned. i am so much more relaxed and present in my body that i can really like. FEEL my larynx and hyoid and can be aware of my breathing.

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

New campaign and two sessions in I’m obsessed with these freaks, we’ve got:

Selenia Sungazer, a vampire paladin straddling the line between elegant Dracula and monstrous Nosferatu��

Jaina, a human rogue doing her best to bring some common sense to this group…

…and my very own Corvus Mirrin, a grave cleric who’s already managed to inflict more damage on their fellow party member (Selenia) then they’ve healed.

[fingertipsmp3]

Why must dieting be absolutely fucking miserable

[a-ikuoliver]

time for my annual message to my old teacher

[carpisuns]

theOrEticalLy . if I opened commissions at some point. would there be. a smackerel of interest . ??

[arolesbianism]

Ive been waiting for ages in oni for my future industrial block to be vacuumed out so I decided to doodle some furry women while I waited (it’s still not done)

[rosicheeks]

Oh it would be so easy to hunt you down. I’d just toy with you, calling out to you “Rosie my sweet trophy. Why do you hide? You know you want this.” Then as soon as I find you my hand would be clasped over your mouth before you even have a chance to scream whilst my other hand roughly tears at your clothes so I can slide inside you. “Oh…why are you so wet if you don’t want this? I can see the fear in your eyes and feel your screams against my hand but your pussy is telling a different story.”

🫠

[goldennika]

omg you guys someone asked me out on bumble before we even matched ???? 😳🙈

[gingerwerk]

I did Far too many adult side quests today on top of working retail q4 so I am getting hammered while making dinner and hoping I’m not hungover af at work tomorrow

[thevaudevillescene]

i put this to you, erin. i don't think you could handle being squatted by kris. i think you would not survive.

Ella, you are almost certainly correct. I wouldn’t survive one shift as Kris Statlander’s Designated Person To Be Squatted. But I’d die a true hero’s death and go out doing what I love most: being lifted off the ground by a woman with incredible muscles. I’m currently staring at the ceiling with tears in my eyes picturing it.

[pen-of-roses]

Uuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh