#ludicrous man just ludicrous
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no thoughts head empty just 👀👀👀👀
#this is from a super low quality behind the scenes footage reel#but just. look at him#look at my husband#man is built like freaking mount kilimanjaro#like sir i am LOOKING 👀#hnnnnghhh something about when he’s all tensed up in a fight just#*growl* gets my motor running so fast#look at those arm muscles holy mother of pearl#i am constantly covering that exposed bit of skin on his side with passionate kisses#look how STRONG he looks#he’s so stocky so solid so powerfully built i just#I JUST#i need to regather my composure before i go in public again#the way i would be on my knees running my hands over all that#give me this man and a private room and about twenty hours and it’s OVER#brown tunic my beloved#maximus fills that thing out so good it’s INSANE#ludicrous man just ludicrous#not to go totally off the rails here but i’d let him yank that belt off and tie me to his bed and just—#*all further thoughts redacted*#i would do him so good he would forget his own name for a few hours#i just want to make him MOAN you know???#just take his breath away and all his pain and sorrow#all right off to daydream land then#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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When did the idea that terfs don’t hate cis men start becoming popular… like have any of you ever gone to a terfs blog? Also the idea that terfs dont look at trans women as men, when a big part of the reason terfs target trans women is because they see us as vulnerable men
#transmisogyny#terfs don’t interact#like yes a lot of times trans people are pushed into the ‘freak weirdo’ category that isnt really man or woman#but acting like terfs dont really think of transwomen as men a good 90% of the time is ludicrous to me#transwomen are just men that can be punched down on in a way a lot of cis men cant be to terfs
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that "when you were a woman" quote from that fucking article pisses me off so goddamn much because if you asked me a question with that phrase in it i'd pop you in the jaw bcs I WAS NEVER A WOMAN IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#stormy shouts#among the LUDICROUS amounts of transmisogynistic malarkey within the article#that just has to be the nail in the coffin#the assumption that every trans man or otherwise cleaned up to societal expectations#and vice versa for trans women#who in a LOT OF FUCKING CASES never actively walked around as men either#it is just so. infuriating#slamming my head through the wall
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I just can't imagine enjoying tua s4 even if you did ship five and lila. Yes, they get ""romantic"" moments together, but every single one of those moments has both of them completely stripped of their DEFINING qualities
#the umbrella academy#five turned into a boring selfish loverboy lila turned into a boring housewife. once they make the switch to romantic they dont even banter#five lacks all intellect lila lacks all spark. both of them completely removed of any of the bite they had previously. what#if im not wrong a lot of shippers base it off of their interactions in s3 especially? and like. look at me and tell me s4 preserves even#a little bit of that same chemistry. like even a little.#tua s4 spoilers#and im trying really really hard to ship and let ship but most of the justifications for their arc in s4 just reek of amatonormativity#even a dash of heteronormativity in some cases honestly. cause like why is a man and a woman being friends and staying friends#apparently such a ludicrous idea
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kinda surreal to see people on tumblr like, "the people on that submersible should have known the risks and were just too rich and stupid to think they could die" and then reading the account by the 19-year-old's aunt saying he was "terrified" to get in the sub and only did so to please his dad on father's day weekend...
makes me think about how we comfort ourselves through horror movies by latching onto some little mistake a character makes and going, "oh, that's so stupid! i would never do that!" and thus insulating ourselves from the horror that terrible things can happen to us, too.
and, i know, i know, the true thing protecting all of us from this exact fate is that none of us have $250,000 in recreational savings to burn on submersible trips down to the titanic anyway, but. there are plenty of other situations where we might overlook our own instincts that say to get the hell out of dodge just to please a friend or loved one, or because it's their "special day" and we don't want to rain on their parade, and where we might indeed end up paying for it with life or limb. i can think of several such incidents from my own life that could've ended with me just as dead, and that's just off the top of my head!
so yeah. it's a sad thing to hear about and i wonder how much of our collective scorn for the dead is in fact a self-soothing behavior to ward off our own fears of mortality...
#oceangate#titan submersible#yes yes the submersible was ludicrously unsafe and they should've known it was a bad idea etc etc#but haven't you ever done something that was a bad idea to please someone you love?#i'm thinking of a time i visited a beach with my best friend and there were signs everywhere saying not to swim in the ocean there#and who knows maybe there was a riptide or some other danger that necessitated these warnings#but my friend was determined that we were going swimming and got angry when i suggested otherwise#and looking back it was a stupid thing to do and i should've at least stuck on land myself even if it upset her#but! my conflict-avoidant ass got in the water and swam around anyway!#idk reading about this young man's story really hit a nerve with me bc i can easily see myself doing the same thing#doing something i know in my bones to be unsafe just to avoid hurting someone else's feelings...
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For this sapphicnatural sunday, here's a snippet from my Ambriel/Becky Rosen toxic yuri that's not at all ready to post but I've been working on it. Becky has convinced herself that she is Ambriel's patron saint:
"And then you spoke to me-"
"What?"
"Yes, I heard you, Sun Queen. Thus you spake-"
"I what?"
"Thus you called to me, in the wind, and in the grass, and in the moon, for the moon is thine also-"
"The moon is Hell's! I don't have anything to do with the moon!"
"THUS you spake, and your message was recieved gladly and wholely. I charged forth with your vision and under your standard. We followed your words and your spirit with righteousness in our hearts."
"Becky!" Ambriel's frustration lets out a touch of her true voice, which makes the cuffs sizzle painfully around her wrists. This, at least, makes Becky finally pause. "Becky, what did I say?"
"What?"
"What did I say, when I...spaked? Give me the exact wording."
Becky looks uncomfortable. "Well it's not like you'd say words exactly. It was more a feeling. Of your presence. So I knew everything would be alright."
"Right," Ambriel says, glancing pointedly around at the dungeon, "Well, one, I didn't say that, two, I wasn't present and, three, it doesn't exactly look like it's alright, does it? It's the Apocalypse."
#becky is so fun to write and ambriel is a wonderful straight man for her to bounce of#especially since Ambriel's worldview is ALSO ludicrous she just says it with a straight face#becky: you are my saviour ! you're going to fix me!!#ambriel: no don't be ridiculous. I'm a replaceable cog in the heaven machine. this is fine and a neutral statement btw.#sapphicnatural sunday#they're in the post Apocalypse becky has been through some shit lol
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One really funny thing about Hunter Biden is that pretty much all currently available accounts suggest that women generally think he's really awesome and completely adore him.
#like there's that scandalous headline rn thats like 'HUNTER BIDEN DOES CRACK AT 6AM EVERY MORNING'#and the rest of the article is just the woman who said that going oh and also he's such a gentle soul#the nicest man ive ever met. i adore him. i mean he does ludicrous amounts of crack morning noon and night#but hes so unbelievably kind and handsome. lol.
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There's nothing wrong with people having their dearest most specialest blorbo be Eric ztd it is unironically good for the ecosystem and I always love seeing the different perspectives from other fans but what I am here today to ask is why is no one like that about Mira. whatever happened to feminism.
#every categorically insane man in this series has their dedicated fans and every popular character also has a bunch of red flags so like#to be fair no one's too crazy about Lotus or Alice either hm like people either outright dislike them conceptually because of their designs#or you know just have an appreciation for them as characters but not quite focusing on them much at all#like me#and like are the tropes that make up her character problematic? yeah! that didn't stop y'all from liking Saito a whole lot#now he's better woven into the narrative of the game he's in but then my point's back to Eric lol#like it is just fucking ludicrous the amount of stuff in the whole Series not to mention the game Alone that she's responsible for#but it does feel disconnected (being responsible for the Kurashiki's parents deaths)#frustrating (being responsible for injecting Phi whith Rad-6)#and overall just kinda glossed over? (beheading Junpei and killing off D-Team that one time because she was in cahoots with Zero)#so like I get why people wouldn't like her she's a bad plot device but THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING#THAT'S NOT REALLY STOPPING ANYONE and it's not even like people are very vocal about hating her either#at most I've seen it be lumped in with some major complains about the game like as a whole#the way we find out so early she's a serial killer it's kinda shocking but not really? it ends up as just kinda ridiculous and underwhelming#imo that's the whole game but again even when it comes to people who Do Like this game#anyways free to reblog I Do wanna talk about this but I am absolutely Not putting this in the tag lmao could you imagine#like is the trope of having one big booba female character per game and for it to be a Defining Characteristic kinda not great? yeah#but also like shrug#we've let Uchikosh get away with worse
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Nightbeast (1982)
"Listen, I've been thinking. I hate this idea of us running out of town when -"
"We're beaten, Jamie. Guns have no effect on that thing."
"Guns don't, I know that, but if we could hit that thing with twenty or thirty thousand volts of electricity we might be able to stop it!"
#nightbeast#1982#horror imagery#video nasty#american cinema#don dohler#dave geatty#tom griffith#karin kardian#jamie zemarel#george stover#don leifert#anne frith#eleanor herman#richard dyszel#greg dohler#kim pfeiffer#monica neff#glenn barnes#rose wolfe#j.j. abrams#robert j. walsh#ludicrously entertaining rural indie schlock fest horror: make no mistake‚ as i recommend this film with one hand i must use the other to#warn that this is genuinely a pretty bad film. it's just that it's so damn fun. an alien lands on earth (why? don't expect to ever find#out) and starts killing everyone in sight. and... that's it‚ that's the entire plot description. pure brainless tomfoolery as a man in a#rubber mask (and credit where it's due‚ it is legit a good mask) runs around a forest killing people. script‚ performances‚ fx are all p#substandard but delivered (crucially) with an absolute faith in the project and a sincerity that makes the film's short comings truly#endearing. the highlight for me is unquestionably Leifert's pantomime villain level turn as a mean biker who enters the film apropos of#nothing just to be surly and rude and deliver every line as tho expecting an unseen audience to pelt him with eggs. it's sublime#his character is called Drago too which is somehow also hilarious. absolutely ridiculous little film but so so much fun
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i'm surprised i haven't seen more people talking about the recent kate winslet show that deepthroats NATO & the U.S. state department so passionately that it must make even aaron sorkin blush. it was so incoherent and anti-communist that it even reaches into old school european anti-slav/balkan-coded white-on-white racist at times, twas truly a spectacle to behold!
#the weird digs about backwards peasants worshiping potatoes & practicing ineffective folk medicine... okay.#reducing anti-western sentiments to this weird inconsistent mockery#portraying china as predatory & intentionally ruining the economies of vulnerable nations 🙄#the hamfisted russia-ukraine analogies#(sometimes they are evil ussr sometimes evil russian fed sometimes dprk sometimes hyper-capitalist sometimes its impossible to tell)#critical support to elena in her crusade against NATO dogs o7 wish a real US ambassador would get chased out of a country like that lmao#the cringe 'crazy hereditary authoritarian leader' crap is so over the top#the predictable strong man cult of personality trope 🙄 bc only evil countries respect their leaders obviously#oOo she's irrational & kinda fascist & sexually inappropriate & a slight lisp that makes her expressions slightly strange oOo gimme a break#'what was all that?' 'oh just a wobble' camera fades to black LMAO SO LUDICROUS#i do like how the social democrat was portrayed as a chauvinist lmao fuck that guy too#dani talks about tv#the regime
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being a historical interpreter, to me, is about conveying the truth as best as u can
but sometimes its just 9 am and an old lady brags to u that her great great whatever grandfather was in the boston tea party, and u say "oh, who?" and she tells u the name of a man everyone on site knows very well bc he was a prolific liar who made hilariously nonsensical claims about his life, but his descendants are always fiercely defensive and u don't have the energy for that conversation this morning
so u just look her in the eye and, lying like the old man himself, u just say, "huh, i don't think i know much about him."
#messages from the ouija board#sadies day job#do bot get me wrong i LOVE this guy hes so absurd hes a fucking legend here#man kept changing his birth year and claiming all sorts of ludicrous injuries and acts of heroism many of which contradict each other#and i think hed be a fun ancestor to have! but many people have taken it personally as an affront to their family#and i just got back from vacation and hadnt finished my coffee. she can be someone elses problem.
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I think the most ridiculous part of my medical journey is that nobody has ever wanted to give me anything to stimulate my appetite. As if being underweight my entire life is not enough of an indicator to me having a legitimate issue. But no I just "need to eat more"
#like man I'm so glad you said that I never would've thought of just EATING MORE#genius doc. that's why they pay you the big bucks huh#I asked about glucose supplements once and explained I think I'm hypoglycemic and a doctor literally said to me ''well it's not an easy#thing to test for''#as if glucose monitors don't exist. what the fuck#and like okay so don't give me those but could you give me SOMETHING? Do I literally have to be anorexic to get any help with my appetite#at all????#it's ludicrous#em rambles#vent post#I'm not making light of anorexia btw I'm just saying nobody takes it seriously until it gets to that point apparently
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Ho. Holy fuck
#i just went on a date with a man who is#six foot fucking SIX#hes fourteen inches taller than me its LUDICROUS#and he wears CROP TOPS and is BISEXUAL#god yeah anyways#persoonlijk
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LAND HO! Chapter thirty-three is live. What's inside: another solo Judah chapter, featuring a broken man's recollections of his greatest failure. A great battle from long, long ago. Family ghosts come calling. Hope you enjoy!
#hellsing#hellsing fanfiction#hellsing oc#my ocs#lesions spoilers#judah the hammer#hellsing fanfic#my writing#lesions of a different kind#listen I've wanted to write about these battles for so damned long and it won't be the last time we see the maccabean revolt here#this is just a snack before the main course comes later#boy i rely too much on flashback sequences#but whatever#i adore this man even with all his bullshit behavior and ludicrous outbursts
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#switched accs to return to the arr grind#thancred is literally the most pathetic wet cat of a man i have ever seen from day one. impossible not to want to protect him#ludicrous urianger ever thought And Still In Fact Does Think that thancred is cool#uri meeting than at age like 15 or w/e watching this scamp get caught trying to pickpocket and instead of any reasonable reaction hes just#Oh Is This A Cool Guy? Am I Going To Be Afflicted With Liking This Loser Disease? Yes.#there is no immunity to Being Compelled By Whatevers Wrong With Thancred
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stanley cup ring anon again! we can be sad about nolpat together :( i still hope he's going to have a hot girl summer after this tho <3 one can imagine he's still happy for his team!
i need him to live his best life in order for me to live my best life
#the way i love this man is borderline ludicrous#he also inexplicably draws connections in my head to big foot#i am sooooo gay but there’s something about nolpats i just can’t#it’s definitely the Void calling to me from inside his soul#the narrative is truly crushing#anon i love you <3#ask
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