#like me

[machazer]

like me.

[messfcbi]

szobo is so funny for this like that’s a real hater and i respect it also fuck real madrid

[batataran]

Tim: *opens fridge to get an energy drink*

Jason: Hey Timmers

Tim: H'y J'sin

Jason: What's the date and time right now?

Tim: Mmm...last I checked it was Jan 5, half past ten pm

Damian: TT *readies net*

Jason: Baby bird, today's January 9

Tim: *tenses, ready to run*

Dick: Get Him!!

[sunlit-mess]

silly lil guy

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

[valtsv]

is unbinding a wound erotic

is taking off layers to reveal what's underneath them erotic? you tell me

[kaniloskoots]

i love chaos and i was thinking of silly fanfic tropes and thought of the funniest shit ever

Poseidon and Odysseus bodyswap

could go many ways depending the timeline when it happens LMAO

i drew it like pre-Ocean saga-ish ? like before Poseidon appears to kill every one maybe or right as soon as he appears imagine how funny that'd be

popping up to kill a crew and suddenly you're looking at yourself and vice versa like

''WHAT THE FUCK !!''

AHAHAH

id write it but i have 0 writing or story skills so this is the next best thing

[sonicpilled]

why do you even run the race?

[wintersneg]

rip to ralph whatshisface but if i had a hot wife i wouldnt mind being under her control even if she did make me commit atrocities

[spirit-lanterns]

Not me actually whimpering irl with that guided masturbation aglaea imagine 😭😭😭

I was really getting into that imagine 😅

I guess it’s because it hit a little too personally for me (TMI: but I am someone who needs someone present to guide me when I touch myself) so imagining Aglaea helping to guide you through masturbation was a little bit of indulgence for my part.

Forgive me for I just want an older, mature woman to show me how to do everything and teach me everything I don’t know about sex. Being dumb and inexperienced is not a negative, I believe most older women like that in a sub <3

[gomzdrawfr]

Of all the amazing cod artists on tumblr, your ghost is my favorite 😭

aurghwahhjagwdjh you're melting meee thank you hehkejakjsd

I'll show this to Ghost

[macdennisnation]

I think Charlie would be fascinated by certain types of tactile intimacy with Dennis. Like hair pulling, but he doesn’t want his hair pulled he wants to pull hair and stare in awe as color rises in Dennis’ cheeks. He wants to bite and run his fingers over the indentations of his teeth on fragile skin. He wants to hold Dennis’ hands down and observe the shift of power from Dennis’ body to his own.

He wants to approach sexual things like little science experiments before he decides what he likes because he never really thought much about it before, or maybe it all just seemed gross. Most of the time. Before Dennis kissed him and it wasn’t like the other times.

He also doesn’t always want to be intimate in that way. It’s not as easy for him as for the people in those movies about love. The people who crave the constant feel of hands on their skin. It’s more of a rarity. But he feels it with Dennis, on good days. It’s like actual safety.

[claymarrows]

my very own termina oc… and her moonscorched form.

[duchesskatriel]

He's jasuffering💔💔💔

[dec4yingdogteeth]

Why r my snickerdoodles so FAT 😭