#teenage inquisitor

[midmorninggrey]

Banters between Dorian Pavus and Celeste Trevelyan, the Herald of Andraste.

Celeste: Uh. Dorian. How do you sleep at night?

Dorian: Rather poorly, if you must know. The thing they've put on my bed and called a mattress is stuffed with actual horsehair.

Celeste: No. I mean, like, after what we saw.

Dorian: Oh. That.

Dorian: That I drown in copious amounts of drink. I'm afraid I can't recommend it to someone of your delicate age.

Celeste: I don’t like the taste anyway.

Dorian: Herald, after you summon up your charming friends, have you ever considered putting a damper on your mana surge?

Celeste: No.

Dorian: I thought as much. Your ricochet is easy enough for me to counter, obviously, but it does become tedious to untangle our spells after every volley.

Celeste: Um. You could stand farther away.

Dorian: Ah. Brilliant solution.

Celeste: My mom died fighting Darkspawn.

Dorian: Yes, I’d heard that. I’m very sorry.

Celeste: I mean, I’m really sorry about Felix. I liked him.

Dorian: Thank you. I liked him too.

Celeste: Um. Dorian. I have a question – about magic.

Dorian: Lucky for you, here I am.

Celeste: Okay.

Dorian: What was your question?

Celeste: I was, like, thinking about the Anaxas Formula, and, like, the time thing, and I was wondering if a temporal rift could be used as kind of, like, a condenser for necrotic energy. Like, taking into account spiritual drift. And, uh, do you think that could be contained with a modified barrier?

Dorian: The Anaxas Formula? Don’t tell me you’ve been basing your spells off of that old gem.

Celeste: It works.

Dorian: Yes, I suppose, if your goal is to perform Nevarran parlor tricks.

Dorian: Remind me to show you a diagram of the Vadis theory when we return to Skyhold. It’s far more comprehensive.

[bishicat]

a couple's stroll... 7 years later 😳

[dragonpyre]

Inquisitor!Cal for @wrencatte's fic series he ain't heavy....

Commission info / ko-fi

[lelianasbong]

okay in order to avoid getting seduced by sera or josephine, i'm going to have to play this inquisitor as the straightest straight woman who's ever straighted. if she is even a little bit bicurious i will immediately succumb. she LOVES the men and only the men. she's not thinking about the alluring swell of sera's hips or her soft inviting pillowy lips or the way her voice drops when she says honey tongue. unlike me

[jessicas-pi]

sorry y'all, it's taking me so so long to finish the TRAU fic, here have a snippet of it while you wait

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First Sister was the right hand of Lord Vader himself and had more influence than even the Grand Inquisitor, and yet here she was, hurling herself around the struts of a skyscraper-in-construction, trying to catch a teenager who had suddenly regressed to the immaturity of a five-year-old.

This was embarrassing.

The wind whistled fiercely up here, biting through even the insulated uniform she wore and giving her goosebumps as she followed Youngest Brother out onto the thin strut. She spread her arms out for balance as an especially hard gust of wind made the entire structure creak and twist.

Steadying herself, First Sister hollered, “I’m not kidding, Youngest Brother! Get back here right now!”

“Come and get me,” he taunted, sauntering backwards ahead of her, as if he wasn’t balancing on a strip of durasteel two inches wide with a hundred foot drop beneath him.

“You had better believe I will!”

“No, you won’t!” He reached the other end of the strut, alighting on the thicker beam, and crossed his arms stubbornly. “And I won’t be attending that preposterous ball!”

First Sister calculated the distance between the far strut and her position. Youngest Brother’s presence was bursting with overconfidence that she couldn’t make the jump.

She made the jump.

With one hand, First Sister snagged the supporting upright beam beside him, to keep her balance, and with the other hand, she grabbed him by the scruff of his coat.

“Yes, you will,” she told him. “And you’re going to stop this ridiculous—HEY!”

Youngest Brother unzipped his coat and dropped out of it, catching himself on the beams a story below with a mocking jeer.

“Tough luck, Sister!”

First Sister wasted no time jumping down after him, but he was already running off down the beam.

Maybe it was time to try another tactic.

“You know, when I was your age, I loved parties!” she coaxed, following him slowly as he began to ascend once more.

“Then you were strange.” Youngest Brother swung from a beam like a gymnast, flipping around to crouch atop it.

Well, fine. She’d just keep chasing him then.

“I refuse to be dressed up like a doll—” He jumped higher, still one pace ahead of First Sister, ascending another level. “I refuse to wear that silly outfit—”

“I guess that’s fair,” First Sister muttered, crouching and then leaping up two levels, swinging herself to balance beside him on the bar and making a grab for his arm. Youngest Brother saw it coming and sprung, sailing through the air over a wide gap in the beams—it seemed this level of the building would have some kind of a large rotunda—and landing with a little wobble on the other side.

“—I refuse to do the ISB’s job for them, and above all, I refuse to go to Leia Organa’s masquerade ball!” he shouted across the gap, raising his voice so she could hear him over the whipping wind that howled even louder at this elevation.

[disastertriowriting]

@clonefandomevents

Here's our fill for the square "lies". :)

Anika Fell with the fall of the Jedi. She may be an Inquisitor now, from reluctance to leave the Empire along with her former master, but that has not lessened her attachment to the clones.

[musewrangler]

Obi Wan heard Owen's rifle fire though he didn’t turn to look.

He kept his full attention on the five individuals before him. He could sense their dark torment, but he could not stay his hand in sympathy at what had caused their turn.

Luke’s life was on the line. Owen and Beru as well. They would be mercilessly slaughtered, and Luke would either be killed with them or he would be taken to a worse fate, just as his father had been.

“Kenobi,” laughed the leader. “We shall be doubly rewarded then when we present your head to His Majesty.”

Obi-Wan watched all the red blades ignite and he held the gaze of the leader.

“Sidious does not give rewards,” he said. “He gives only pain and death.”

“Which we get to deliver,” stated one of the women. The Third Sister, Obi-Wan saw. “You got away last time, Kenobi. And all to guard the spawn of Anakin Skywalker.”

“He is dead,” Obi-Wan said, flicking his own blue blade on. “But yes, I will protect the boy.”

[attractthecrows]

wish games would let you choose an age range. im tired of making a character that's like a 34 year old Dad or a woman in her 50s, and then getting to a cutscene, wherein the game informs me that No, You're Twenty, Actually

[oceansssblue]

Reva x Omega?? Like....a fluffy thing with them meeting as teenagers?

Thaaatttt orrrrr Feemor x Jaster Merrell also an absolute otp of mine

Okaaaay... I literally had to search some names up cause I honestly couldn't remember xD

Timeline doesn't quite match if you think about it but don't! Just don't think! It's quite short, but I hope u enjoy it :)

Xx,

Blue.

"TEMPTATIVE SMILES" – REVA X OMEGA 💖

WARNINGS: sort of anger issues, otherwise fluff.

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"Take me with you" Reeva almost demands.

The sight of such conviction and fierceness brings out a tiny amused smile on his master's wrinkled face. He's fond of her padawan; but oh, she still needs to work on the art of patience.

"You are not ready" he gently replies, tucking his com inside his robes again, hands coming up to take hold of the girl's shoulders.

Reeva clenches her jaw. She's tired of hearing that.

"I am never going to be if you never allow me to go with you" she bites back, her facial expression and tone perhaps too harsh for a girl her age. "I could always stay in the last lines. Or wait for you in the ship, at least. I'll learn about strategies that way".

Her master shakes his head. He has already taken his decision; nothing Reeva says will persuade him. Sometimes the young Jedi wishes he'd be more open-minded. She has the feeling he doesn't really listen to her half the time. She fears he will always see her like a kid; opinions unvalid. She is not. And she's smart. And right.

"You will stay in Kamino" her master answers, tone final. "You are too eager to jump into battle, young padawan. Jedi's are not people of violence. We are not an army. Our focus should always be on preserving the fragile piece and balance that holds the galaxy together".

Say that to those who suffers. Say that to the slaves that will never be freed without help, to those who die of hunger, to the civilizations destroyed by a bigger power. Reeva wants to scream. They could make a different. Jedis are powerfull; they could make a change in so many people if only they weren't so obstinate to remain as second line diplomats. Why do they even learn to fight with lightsabers if they're never going to actually fight? Why... Why is she not allowed to try to make a change?

"I am tired of staying behind" she mutters, a deep frown on her young face.

Her master gently pats the teenager's shoulders.

"I know, Reeva. You will be a Jedi Knight one day" he reminds her, perhaps trying to cheer her up. As if she had ever forgotten... It's everything she wishes for. "Til then, you'll have to trust me and do as a I say".

He pats her one more time, and then dissapears in the impecable white corridors of kamino. She's suddenly left alone in their shared room; alone with her furstrations, her anger. She feels it flowing inside of her, and she tries to push it down as hard as she can, but it's futile. Her hands shake, her teeth grinding against each other, and she feels as if it's going to devour her until she's nothing more than pieces.

It surges out like an explosion; and Reeva throws her lightsaber against the wall with all her strength, an enraged scream tearing through her throat. The saber drops to the floor with another metal clank; fortunately unscathed. She had built it to resist worse conditions than that.

The sounds, though, attract the attention of a small figure wondering through the corridor; and Reeva suddenly catches a mop of blond hair with the corner of her eyes.

"Who are you?" She directly asks, turning towards the intruder.

The girl's eyes widen; not expecting to be caught so fast. Reeva breathes out, trying to regain some sort of control, and watches the scrawny kid hesitantly stepping in, a small friendly smile on her tanned face. Her bronze skin tone is a nice contrast with her blond hair.

"Uh, hi!" The girl greets her, adding a wave that Reeva can only describe as akward. "I'm Omega. I'm one of Nala-Se's asistant!"

Reeva stares back at her. That's not the sort of explanation she was waiting for...

"Oh, ah" she seems to realise it as well, smiling guiltily, balancing her weight on her talons and tiptoes repetitively. "I heard a scream and some banging and I went to check if everything was alright 'round here. Why were you so angry?"

Reeva can't even begin to feel irritated with the genuine, innocent, friendly expresion on the girl's face. This... Omega, must be only a few years younger than herself. They have completely different personalities, though; that much is clear.

"My master decided to leave me behind" she answers, short.

The blond fills with excitement at that.

"Oh, you're a Jedi! I've never actually met a Jedi before!"

Her golden brown gaze flickers all over Reeva's body, almost as if she's trying to find proof, find why she's so different; and the young padawan can't help but flush slightly. Thank god there's no one here to see that...

Omega seems to catch onto her discomfort; as she grins and continues talking.

"Well, I think it's only normal to be a little angry about it. I'd be too if I had the chance to explore the galaxy and were left behind!"

Reeva doesn't even know how she does it; but this girl, Omega, continues speaking with her and suddenly the young Jedi looses track of time, quietly enjoying the blond's bubblier personality. Surprisingly, she isn't irritated by it; but endeared. She's cute, this girl. And she's got...

"Pretty hair" she hums, thoughtfully, carefully holding a strand in between her fingertips.

Soft, too.

"Oh" this time is Omega's time to blush, though it's much more noticable in her skin that Reeva's. "Thank you! You are pretty too!"

The blond's eyes widen upon realising what she had just said; and Reeva is delighted just watching her try to backtrack and pull herself out of it.

"A-ah, pretty hair, too, I mean!"

The young padawan chuckles, releasing the strand of hair and giving the blond some space to collect herself. She shoots a smile at her, letting Omega know everything's okay; and the kid shows her a temptative smile back.

Reeva feels surprisingly relaxed now. Perhaps staying back in Kamino wouldn't be such a torture.

THE END.

[rikki-roses]

Fluffy February Day 15: Craft

SWTOR

Time period: during the 5-year period that Setra is in Carbonite

Location: Dromund Kaas

I've written a fair bit about Setra's art, so here's some fluff for Kevra's knitting!

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Kevra scowled as she spotted the hole four rows back; she was going to have to frog her work to fix it again. She must have made a noise; Nico, now three, dropped his toy and toddled over to Kevra's spot on the couch.

"Mommy, up!"

He barely gave her any time before tugging at her robes, his emerald green eyes looking up hopefully. Kevra sighed; she swore her son had inherited her sister's eyes over her own, despite Andronikos insisting that she and her twin had the same.

"Nico, dove, let me fix this section first, then I'll take a break and we can cuddle, okay? This is for your sweater, remember?"

The toddler completely ignored her as he climbed up her legs and forced himself in between Kevra and her yarn. Once satisfied and secure in his mother's lap, he gave her a wide, toothy grin.

Kevra sighed and set aside her project, patting her son on the head, her fingers trailing through his red curls (another thing he had somehow inherited from his aunt rather than his parents; jealousy and grief fought for a second before she stamped them both out. Nico was far too young to understand the complicated emotions).

"Alright, little dove, you win. Do you want to watch something on the holonet, or do you want me to read one of your books?"

The little boy shook his head (whole body, really) vigorously. "No mommy, yarn!"

A small part of Kevra died inside as he grabbed her current project, tiny hands barely holding it as he mashed the yarn and needles together, threatening to drop the needles and lose his mother's current place. Kevra had to spend several minutes gingerly prying the half-made sweater from her son's hands without doing any damage to either the yarn or the child.

"Nico, dove, careful! This isn't a toy."

The toddler bobbed his head. "I know! Mommy, make!"

Kevra successfully reclaimed her knitting project, hugging her son to distract him.

"What, do you want me to knit and cuddle at the same time? It's going to be boring and uncomfortable for you."

In true toddler fashion, Nico didn't care; he simply giggled and buried his face into his mother's robes.

Kevra sighed again, but adjusted both her son and her knitting project so that she could hold him comfortably as she worked, her arms at a slightly uncomfortable angle. She did want to get the sweater done; the sooner she finished, the longer Nico would be able to wear it before outgrowing it.

By the time she had to stop knitting to get dinner going, Nico had passed out completely; she carried her son back to his room so that he could nap.

He was able to wear the sweater for three months before it became too small for him.

[spookyvalentine]

fifty questions for rook

(no spoilers!)

Round two (spoilers)

veilguard is finally here yall!!!!! and now a set of character building questions for rook, because i wanna know all about them! there will be more question lists as I play the game, but those will be marked with spoilers and under a readmore for the next sixty days

1. How old is Rook?

2. How did Rook get the nickname? What do they think of it?

3. What was Rook’s life before their faction?

4. Which faction did they join, and why? How long has it been?

5. What was life like for Rook before joining the Veilguard?

6. What was the reason that brought Rook to Minrathous?

7. Why does Rook agree to join the Veilguard?

8. What makes Rook a good leader?

9. What is Rook like on the battlefield?

10. Does Rook know their history? Do they know of the HoF, Hawke, the Inquisitor?

11. Does Rook keep up with current events? (How aware of the situation are they at the start of the game?)

12. Does Rook have any family? Do they keep in touch?

13. Did Rook bring any trinkets/sentimental items to The Lighthouse?

14. What does Rook see when they look in the mirror?

15. What’s the first thing people notice when Rook enters a room?

16. Got any tattoos? What’s the story behind them?

17. How’d Rook get those scars?

18. Their fondest childhood memory:

19. What is Rook’s love language? What love languages do they respond best to?

20. What’s it like to see them smile? Their laugh?

21. What does Rook’s voice sound like? One of the voice options available, or do they have a different accent/voicecast?

22. Most embarrassing memory as a teenager:

23. What does Rook wear in the off hours? Do they like dressing up?

24. Does Rook have any nightly rituals before bed?

25. How does Rook like to spend their free time?

26. Rook is in charge of the grocery list. What’s on it?

27. When was the last time they cried?

28. Does Rook have any pets/animal companions?

29. Any vices?

30. What is Rook’s class? Did they choose it?

31. What specialization does Rook pursue? What called them to it?

32. How would a desire demon tempt Rook?

33. What do fear demons look like to Rook?

34. How does Rook begin their day?

35. Ultimate comfort food meal:

36. What would Rook say are their flaws?

37. Does Rook ascribe to a faith?

38. Did Rook have any relationships before Veilguard?

39. What is their room at The Lighthouse like?

40. Describe Rook’s bed:

41. What’s on their nightstand?

42. Something Rook regrets:

43. Is Rook the type to gossip?

44. What is Rook really good at?

45. Who was Rook’s closest friend before joining the Veilguard?

46. What does it take to earn Rook’s trust?

47. What’s Rook’s temper like?

48. A color, flower, animal, and weather to describe Rook:

49. What will always make them laugh?

50. Are they a mystery, or an open book?

+1 What does Rook smell like?

[kitcat22]

Ok i’ve read a few codywan fics of sad desert hermit obi wan going back in time and trying to fix things but what i really wanna read is longish haired teenage obi wan going to the future where all his friends are dead and supposedly he is too.

Obi wan only lasts a few weeks before he ends up imprisoned by inquisitors, because good as he is, obi wan hasn’t a clue whats going on.

The food is rubbish and the torture isn’t great but at least he gets to meet a nice torguta lady during his escape.

Is ahsoka freaked out at having her grandmaster alive and now younger than her? Yes, yes she is but she ends up taking him back to the rebel base where a lot of very surprised people are waiting including one completely devastated commander Cody.

Having Obi wan back would be a dream come true for him normally but there is a difference between adult Obi wan who Cody was completely in love with and teenage Obi Wan who is forced to live with the knowledge that he is the survivor of a genocide.

Cody is almost happy that his Obi Wan is dead because he doesn’t think he could ever have looked him in the eye again.

Obviously nothing can happen between the two of them since Obi wan is like 16 and Cody is physically and mentally like 60 but theres a lot of guilt and regret on Cody’s part and a lot of confused pining on Obi Wan’s.

He has no clue why his romantic interests have changed from passionate blonde teenage girl to a depressed elderly man who tries to avoid him while also maintaining strangely long eye contact and honestly he’s not sure he wants to know.

There is a lot of guilt involved in trying to send Obi Wan back in time. Because they have to do it. Obi Wan Kenobi is an important historical figure and taking him out of the time stream could have disastrous consequences. They hope that he can change the past for the better, knowing what he knows now but there is a chance he won’t remember any of it and they are sending him back in time just for his own battalion to murder him.

Meanwhile Sad Desert Hermit Obi wan is getting really weird vibes from the force.

[smeraldo-heart]

Do you guys ever realise just how small and young Cal was in Fallen Order?!

This guy, at most 17/18 years old, with the HUGEST puppy eyes, was fighting inquisitors and running from the Empire.

It’s CRAZY.

Like imagine you get beaten by this absolute short stack. Outwitted by this teenage dork.

I wouldn’t show my face ever again!

Props to Vader for keeping up his ego after this tiny man broke into his home, stole his holocron doodad and escaped again. WITH HIS LIFE!! And saving Cere’s! And breaking the glass walls of the Fortress!

You got outclassed by a teenage dork whose best friend is a droid and thinks ponchos are the height of fashion. He doesn’t need to beat you in a fight, he just needs to get away and live to tell the tale and he DID.

MASSIVE.

It does make me sad though because look at him, man. He’s so young. Dude still rubs his eyes like a kid when he’s woken up.

He shouldn’t have had to deal with this but he did and he did so well too.

Sometimes I forget how cheerful and impressionable Cal can be in Fallen Order and then I remember. And then I hate Saw even more.

Anyway I have no idea where I was going with this. He’s small. About 3 pancakes high.

[jessicas-pi]

this incorrect quote thing is becoming an addiction i think

more teenage rebellion AU!

Sabine: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Sabine: I feel like I can be myself around you. Youngest Brother: You’re weird and quiet around me. Sabine: Yes.

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Katka, opening a Space Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Sabine: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Leia: You don't get to paint in prison. Sabine: *sighs* Thank you.

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Youngest Brother: Dear Diary. My teenage angst banthacrap has a body count.

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Leia: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to tick you off? Luke: What? No, I— Youngest Brother: *enters room* Leia: *jaw clenches*

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Luke, about Youngest Sister: I could fix her, but honestly whatever the heck is wrong with her is way funnier. Katka: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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Youngest Sister: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Youngest Sister: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with that Wren girl recently. Youngest Brother: No, Mara, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Youngest Sister: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Youngest Brother: No! You’re the only one for me. Youngest Sister: Is that so? Youngest Brother: I promise! She and I are just... together... sort of... okay?! She’s my partner. Youngest Sister: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Youngest Brother: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more! Youngest Sister: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? Youngest Brother: Of course bro! Youngest Sister: Bro... Sabine: What the-

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Sabine: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them. Leia: *facepalm*

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Youngest Brother: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Youngest Sister: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Katka: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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[at the sleepover in GItN] Leia: Youngest Brother, can I ask you a question? Youngest Brother: Yes? Leia: Why don't you go back to your Depression Fortress and leave us alone?

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Youngest Brother: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Sabine: Do you ever wonder why you're still single? Katka, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me? Sabine: I can name a few people...

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Youngest Sister: Are you having another depressive episode? Youngest Brother: A depressive episode? Youngest Brother: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Leia: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

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Katka: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

[cybershock24601]

I have more thoughts on the Veilguard time travel au now that Emmrich has entered the picture.

Emmrich is a cultured, kind, and incredibly intelligent man but he's also a necromancer and very enthusiastic about his craft which would leave opinions on him very split.

Most interesting would be Dorian who has to now deal with his teenage crush who is even hotter now somehow??? This can't be allowed. Whether this is a setting with an Inquisitor romancing Dorian or Iron Bull having a thing with Dorian, I think both of them might get pretty jealous of Emmrich because it is very clear Dorian used to have a crush on the guy and just might still with how he blushes whenever Emmrich compliments how far his necromancy has come along and how he blushes when Emmrich sternly admonishes him for his casual disregard for the dead

I think for characters like Vivienne and Josephine, Emmrich would likely get along quite well with them. Vivienne and Emmrich are both educators and have some similar life experiences coming from humble backgrounds and through their mage hood managing to rise to respected stations in life. They might have some differences of opinions due to their lived experiences as mages in the south vs the north but would be able to discuss them amicably and give each other new perspectives.

Solas and Emmrich would likely have some very interesting conversations about the fade and respect towards each other's expertise in the matter. Dynamic would likely change a bit depending on how much Emmrich knows about Solas, his past, and his true motives and when Rook chooses to divulge the full extent of their knowledge.

Cole and Emmrich would also have a very interesting dynamic with the unique relationship the Mourn Watch have with spirits. Emmrich would likely end up being Dad number 3 in the Cole custody battle that would be a middle ground between Solas and Varric. Manfred and Cole would also be likely to get along pretty well and Emmrich would be delighted to see not only Manfred's progress and growth but to see him making a friend that is a good influence no offense Spite

Cullen would probably do his best to avoid Emmrich because sure the guy is nice but Cullen has no clue how to handle the whole necromancer thing and it would likely freak out his Ferelden sensibilities if Emmrich were to start casually talking about raising corpses.

Cassandra would also avoid Emmrich too but that's more because he keeps trying to engage her in conversation about Nevarra and the Necropolis and Cassandra just isn't a fan of all that. Their conversations would be so funny because it would be Emmrich genuinely trying to engage with her and Cassandra being super stiff and polite because she doesn't want to offend him but absolutely does not want to be talking anything to do with grand necropolis because she thinks it is creepy. Cassandra already let slip to Rook that she doesn't like grand necropolis and our resident crypt baby got so offended because Cassandra is Nevarran, how can she not think the grand necropolis is the absolute best place in the entire world??

Varric and Bull would both probably fall in the camp of wary but both would come around to seeing Emmrich as decent guy. Sera however would be an absolute menace and that's what would probably get Sera on Rook's permanent shit list because it was one thing for Sera to be Sera to Rook and Spite as even if Rook was not cool with the way Sera trash talked necromancy and was rude to Spite in a similar way to how she treats Cole, Rook could let a lot of that go. As soon as Sera starts causing problems with Emmrich, and even worse Manfred (I can definitely see Sera pulling some pretty mean pranks on our resident spirit of Curiosity), the gloves are coming off. Sera better be ready to square up and meet Rook behind the Herald's Rest because it is going down. Rook is an incredibly nice person right up to the point you start being an asshole to one of their friends.

Manfred would also be an interesting addition because everyone has had to deal with Cole and then Spite and now we have a third spirit running around Skyhold who doesn't seem to poke at your emotions but rather seems to keep getting himself in trouble by getting stuck in rose bushes in the gardens and has a penchant for repeating some impolite words (we already got banter confirming Manfred likely knows venhedis and with how often Lucanis and Taash say things like meirda and vashedan, Manfred has probably picked those up too). I feel like Manfred would be incredibly polarizing because on the one hand, talking skeleton, but on the other hand, he's absolutely adorable and I think eventually people would start seeing what a well meaning sweetheart Manfred is. And if they don't they have to deal with an incredibly sad Emmrich and a mortally offended Rook because Manfred is the best boy!

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

Bro I'm still sick of these tired ass redditors and they weak ass arguments against Cullen. They keep regurgitating these same tired talking points about how he's so racist and weird and it's just UGH.

I was literally talking to one on Reddit the other day, I got downvoted after I disproved their shitty argument.

Apparently, to them, having severe PTSD is not an excuse to be, y'know, TRAUMATIZED, and his distrust and hatred of mages was uncalled for and weird. Ok bro

They say that he killed 3 apprentices, which wasn't even confirmed and was only implied before it was later retconned and confirmed to be a rumor. They use this all the time to say he's a bad person and should be 'held accountable'.

One person even said he was racist towards elves, and everyone up voted them as if it was true, lmfao. No where in the series has he ever been shown to be racist towards elves, and atp they just talking out they ass.

And out of all, my least favorite 'talking point' with these people is when they say he's a pervert/rapist. This point is so tired, just not true, and downright WEIRD. they see that Cullen had a crush on Amell/Surana, and they fucking ran with it.

Somehow, having a crush on someone is now creepy. He was literally 19, and teenagers have wack hormones. (I would know, I am one.) He was respectful the entire time, albeit awkward. When you proposition him, he literally runs away.

They got the 'rapist' thing from some writer who gave their two cents about Cullen's character, and how THEY thought he MIGHT act, even though this person has nothing to do with his actual writing.

And to make it worse, these people have a weird obsession with making him 'pay' for his transgressions, as if he already isnt repentive enough, and tbh, he didn't do anything too wild. He was following orders, and from what we saw in DA2, never did anything outrageous.

Someone even said they thought the Inquisitor should have the option to have Cullen executed, which is total BULLSHIT.

Most of these talking points came from someone I was talking to on Reddit, and they were literally a Blackwall romancer. Blackwall. Thom Rainier. The nigga that actually ordered and partook in the murder of an entire family. Kids included.

Then proceeded to run away and hide from his crimes by pretending to be a Grey Warden. If the Inquisitor steps in, there's a chance he literally never gets what's coming to him, and can be let off the hook. 😐.

I swear, some of these people are actually 🧠 💀. These redditors are literally full of shit.

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(mentions because of the comments y'all sent earlier)