#ted: intro;

[bladevvise]

the rainbow that appears when it rains under a sunny sky / the sound of humming underneath your breath / the warmth of a hug from someone who loves you / a splash of whiskey in your coffee after a long day / sliding on a soft sweater knitted with love / the calm in the center of the storm / tending to a bursting greenhouse / a briefcase full to burst / a tiredness that evaporates when you return home / keeping your wits about you / obligation driving every movement / a crackle of lightning / hiding the monstrous beneath softness.

basic information

name: edward tejas michael tonks. nickname. ted, teddy, tej. age / date of birth. 28 / september 5th (7:07pm). place of birth. aberdare, rhondda cynon taf, wales. blood status. muggleborn. affiliation. the tonks family the order of the phoenix. gender / pronouns. cis male / he/him. sexuality. heterosexual. relationship status. happily married. occupation. law wizard, dmle prosecution offices.

physical information

face claim. dev patel. height. 6′ 1½″ / 187 cm. weight. 68kg / 10st 9lb. build. ectomorph / tall and thin, narrow torsos, long limbs, small amounts of body fat, trouble building muscle mass, narrow hips and clavicles, small joints (wrists/ankles), stringy muscle bellies. dominant hand. left, but is ambidextrous. eye color. brown. hair color / texture. black / naturally thick, tends towards curly/wavy. scent. cedarwood, lemon, clary sage, bergamot, mint. recognizable features / scars. warm brown eyes. laughter lines around eyes and mouth. scar on his right knee from falling off his bike into the neighbors rose bush. white scars peppering left calf and left forearm from potions accident in third year. birthmark in shape of perfect circle above his heart. speech patterns / accent. ted grew up in a multigenerational household - welsh, the tongue of his mother, and gujarati, the tongue of his father. english rounded out the languages as his base, and though his accent tends towards received pronunciation these days - if only for ease of understanding - anger or other strong emotions bring out his colorful accent. he rarely raises his voice, his words are crisp and near always carefully chosen. voice claim. ioan gruffudd. languages spoken. english, welsh, gujarati.

magical information

wand. laurel wood (it is said that a laurel wand will never perform a dishonourable act, although in a quest, i have known laurel wands to perform powerful and sometimes lethal magic. laurel wands are commonly found among those who are cunning, intellectual, and noble at heart. it is a tricky wood to control, and laurel wands are sometimes called fickle because of it, but this is unfair. the laurel wand seems unable to tolerate laziness in a possessor, and it is in such conditions that it is most easily and willingly won away. otherwise, it will cleave happily to its first match forever, and indeed has the unusual and engaging attribute of issuing a spontaneous lightning strike if another witch or wizard attempts to steal it.) / dragon heartstring core (ukrainian ironbelly - the ironbelly is a species of dragon native to ukraine and it's surrounding countries. a bipedal breed, it is metallic grey in colour, with an immense wingspan, long talons and rough scales said to be as hard as steel. this is the largest extant breed of dragon in the world, reaching up to six tonnes in weight with deep red eyes. thus they are the second most common dragon heartstring core, due to the size of the dragons and their hearts comparatively. they are often found in survivors wands, and produce more than as much stubbornness in owners as you might expect. these wands tend to be quite temperamental. owners of these wands are often known for being used to having temperamental things under their charge.) / solid rigidity (a wand of this flexibility will be extremely loyal to one owner and one owner only, usually a person of great moral integrity. owners of 'solid' wands are generally known for their reliability. as such, these wands are always buried with their owner - it is rare to pass down a wand of this rigidity, even to family members.) / 13 ¾’’ length (longer wands may suit taller wizards, but they also tend to be drawn to bigger personalities, and those of a more spacious and dramatic style of magic.neater wands favour more elegant and refined spell-casting.) patronus. friesian stallion (19h / 1.93m). boggart. his wife and daughter being tortured. amortentia. andromeda. school. hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. house. hufflepuff (class of 1969). clubs / extracurriculars. prefect, wizards chess club (champion '66 - '69), member of the sphinx and dragon club, founding member of the occamy debating team (1965).

psychological information

temperament. phlegmatic. positive. approachable, diligent, magnanimous. negative. self-critical, stubborn, clumsy. mbti. infj. moral alignment. neutral good. element. earth. primary vice. wrath / lust. primary virtue. diligence / justice. zodiac. virgo sun, scorpio moon, aquarius rising. quote. "and yet i swear i love this earth that scars and scalds, that burns my feet. and even hell is holy." - gregory orr, from "tin cup," in the caged owl: new and selected poems. character parallels. bonnie bennett (the vampire diaries), aragorn elessar (lord of the rings), sam winchester (supernatural), obi-wan kenobi (star wars), daenerys targaryen (game of thrones).

familial information.

father. dilip philip laghari tonks (squib, alive) - dilip was the last surviving member of the magical laghari family. before he moved to the united kingdom and took the name philip tonks in homage to the man who saved his life by taking him in as a foster child at the age of six, sgt. mjr john p. tonkins, he had been cast out for his lack of magical ability. he made no mention of this lack when he met his future wife at university, considering it unlikely at best that magic would be brought forth again in such a short timeframe. the birth of his eldest son who was firmly magical was certainly a surprise, as was the subsequent birth of three more magical children. only his wife knows of the truth of his parentage. mother. rachana "rach" tejal lohat-tonks (muggle, alive) - rachana's family emigrated from kenya to wales in the 1800s following a business opportunity for her great grandfather. she grew up with her parents, grandparents, her aunts, uncles, cousins and siblings - she was never lonely, even when she first met her future husband, she was surrounded by family. her family, by contrast, had never heard of magic - it was quite a shock when ted started levitating dishes to the sink when he didn't want to get up to put them there by hand. nonetheless, she is a loving and supportive mother, even now. number of siblings / placement. three / eldest. siblings. nikhil "nick" tonks (wizard, alive) / sonal "sunny" tonks (witch, alive) / adi tonks (witch, alive) - all three of ted's younger siblings are magical, though to varying degrees of embracing it. he is an almost stereotypical older brother in many ways - protective, warm, a shoulder to cry on, the standard to which they have been told to strive for all their lives (though he abhors this, always ready to tell his siblings they should do what they wish to do, be who they wish to be instead of striving to follow in his footsteps). spouse. andromeda tonks (28) - the love of his life. he set his heart upon andromeda black the moment he met her - and never let it be said that he is easily dissuaded from anything, because the intervening years between then and now were fraught with danger. he proposed to her a mere year after their graduation - and this was the breaking point, the moment when all the secrets would come to light. he has never felt such relief in his life as he did the day she came back to him - chose him - over her family. they married that same year, in a small ceremony - as small as it could be, with his family present - and they brought nymphadora into their family three years later, and the rest, as they say, is history. children. nymphadora tonks (6) - the light of his life, to be certain, and the reason he has allowed himself to be dragged to the outskirts of the order of the phoenix. ted is a loving, dedicated father to his little girl - whom he suspects will be their only child despite the prodding from his mother to give her more grandchildren to spoil - and is often seen leaving work early to spend time with her. ted considers himself a peaceful man, but he knows he would commit atrocities if anything ever happened to his and dromeda's dora. pets. great horned owl named holmes. a three quarter kneazle - cat companion for dora named jinx.

[brittlebutch]

Shoutout to Bill and Ted’s Excellent Holiday Special for giving us outright canonical Jewish Bill S. Preston Esq. <3

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

trent after ted calls on him in episode two versus episode six of season one. there isn't even a press conference appearance between these two, just the episode three interview. jesus fucking christ

[vertigoartgore]

How I Met Your Mother opening credits photos (2005). Source Source Source

[marylily-my-beloved]

Family tree (intro) = Andromeda 

These crosses all over my body, remind me of who I used to be 

Andromeda always had scars, whether mental or physical, that she couldn’t heal. She didn’t know why, not even magic worked. Everyday when she looked in the mirror, she saw them, and in those scars she saw her family, and her old life. 

Jesus can always reject his father 

Andromeda escaped them, escaped their politics, their life, she had truly escaped them and rejected who she could’ve been. 

But he cannot escape his mothers blood 

Yet Andromeda couldn’t get their stain off of her, they were always going to be with her.  Toujours Pur. She would still never be pure. In her own standards, and in theirs. 

He’ll scream and try and wash it off of his fingers 

In the first of weeks when she had escaped she could feel them everywhere, hear them everywhere. She tried so hard to forget everything she had been taught, and it wasn’t supposed to be that hard. She was stained by them anyways, she couldn’t just leave without some bits of them clinging onto her. 

But he’ll never escape what he’s made up of 

Andromeda could hear their voices, yelling at her. It was even worse because Bellatrix and Narcissa tried so hard to go up to her during school. At some point they had given up, just shit-talking her to others. She couldn’t ever escape them it seemed. Even years and years after, the Family Name still got to her. They didn’t know her as Andromeda Tonks, they knew her as the blood-traitor, Andromeda Black. 

The Fates already fucked me sideways

She would never get a normal life because of them. Andromeda had escaped their house, but not them. It had seemed like Fate was always destined to hurt her. 

He’ll laugh and say ‘you know I raised you better than this’ 

She became the example of ‘not pure’, the example of a bad person in their eyes. Regulus and Sirius were taught not to be like her, and for Sirius she was the example to look up to. Draco never knew of her, until later, and still then Narcissa told him not to be like her. 

Than leave me hanging so they all can laugh at me

Andromeda became the laughing stock of the Sacred 28, the one who tried to escape. She became the laughing stock of the Black Family too, they all laughed at her attempts to leave them, knowing that she would never truly escape them. She became the laughing stock of the school, every pure blood made fun of her, luckily it was only her last year. She lost all her friends, everyone. All she had was Ted.  —-

I know this is a bit wordy but I tried lol 😭 I’ve had this in my head for sooo long and I finally wrote it down !!

[cuccoway]

NEW INTRO POST?!

WE GOT A NEW LOOK BABY

My name is Cucco! Its what I’ve went by online for a long time!

Cuccos origin lies within the Zelda fandom, its 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 a chicken LOL

EnragedCucco86 is my art account on Instagram

HierophantCucco is my TikTok

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: ·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:· ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧

Im 18 years old

And my pronouns are She/Her

I am currently in college majoring in Musical Theory

This blog is mainly My Chemical Romance since its a pretty big hyperfixation of mine

I wouldn’t say i have a bias but like many i have a huge soft spot for Gerard😭

But heres a list of other fandoms im in quite frequently:

The Legend of Zelda

Pierce The Veil

Resident Evil

Star Wars

Arctic Monkeys

Some YouTubers i watch quite frequently:

Jschlatt

Ted Nivison

CoryxKenshin

CaseOh

DanTDM (childhood🙏)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: ·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:· ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: ·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:· ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧

[strangerinalostworld]

listen… im not a robot fucker BUT harlan ellison’s voice while voicing AM in the ihnmaims video game…..mmmmmmmm

[waywardted]

    The World I Live In       - Mary Oliver

[rainofthetwilight]

guys I'm actually so excited for drs2 you don't understand. I don't think it's normal anymore

[ted-answers]

Questions? Sure, why not.

Where on earth? Where am I? Fucking- AM, where have you put me this time? Questions? Well, better than the alternative.

Hello, whoever's out there. Seems AM has given me a moment's rest. Albeit I have to answer questions now... so uh, ask away. Please, I don't know what he'll do if this doesn't work as he wishes.

(ooc; haiiii uhhhmmm, I like Ted a lot. So uh Ted ask blog yay yippee :3

No real rules other than don't be a weirdo! This blog is run by a minor!! My main is @average-hyperfixator

I'm finally out of school for the summer, and what better way to spend some well-earned free time? Ask away! I'll even accompany some asks with drawings if I feel like it, I'm always looking for an excuse to draw Ted.

Anyway go nuts, I'm all ears)

[deimosbreakfrost]

*ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN*

-My YouTube channel-

-Hey. Wanna watch the new td season?-

- quick warning: my blog is 14+, I draw suggestive art and post it sometimes, I make adult/suggestive jokes, Curse alot and some times post/reblog things around violence and suggestive gay nsfw

I'll put a CW on my posts when necessary, but if you're not comfortable with this I recommend you to leave

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- Sit Down, Darling. Let's talk.

- HEY, FAGGOT! I am Deimos Breakfrost and this is my gay-ass blog!

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- My other accounts:

-💋 @totalswap-official

-💗 @ripper-fanclub

-⁉️ @positive-mlm-total-drama-takez

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- My Mutuals:

1. @shark-watermelon @waykner @fire-feather-flies @c4ndyl0l @chocot0rro

2. @scikeyuri @pawzofchaos @lung-worm2023 @wheredidalltheusersgo @gallonwghost

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- Sit, back, sit back, relax, relax:

- GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME/DO NO INTERACT:

1. Pedos/MAPs,

2. Zoophiles,

3. Proshippers/Profiction/Prononcon,

4. Racists/RCTAS,

5. Furrys that are above their 18's,

6. Therians(I wish you guys the worse, sorry),

7. Anti-Furrys,

8. Makes part of the Cat emoji fandom,

9. People that do fandom discourses (or discourses in general),

10. People that get mad at GAY MEN for saying the f slur,

11. Is a Fujoshi/supports Fujoshis,

12. Is part of the TCC fandom,

13. Supports/likes gore sites,

14. Supports Viziepop,

15. Is fatphobic,

16. Falling in Reverse/Panic!at the disco haters,

17. Supports TX2.

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- Basic information:

1. My real name is Bernard

2. I'm a minor (13-14 years old)

3. Gay cis and I use He/him (respect me, bitch!)

4. Brazilian and half Italian.

5. I speak Portuguese PT-BR🇧🇷 and English EN-AM🇺🇸.

6. My Birthday is on 20/06. If you're on my mutuals list, I'll tag you on this day

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- Unnecessary informations:

1. Ronnie Radke's, Gerard Way's, Spencer Charna's real son, trust/j

2. Yes I LOVE fat men and I'll go insane if I don't draw one or say how hot and beautiful they are per day😻

3. I hate tøp, like, for YEARS and idk why

4. If you like alenoah/Jacnoah oh my god get the fuck out/j /not joking

5. I'm not a hero and You're Something else by fir is literally me

6. I fucking love nightmare on elm street

7. I LOVE Slasher movies!!!

8. I don't watch Hardcore horror, but I like watching videos about it

9. I love horror content... I love them so much...

10. I think that everything that reminds me of the AFYCSO aesthetic is pretty

11. I LOVE KILLS COUNTS, I LOVE DEAD MEAT, JAMES A. JENNISE I LOVE YOU😭😭😭

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- Fandoms I'm in:

1. Total drama,

2. Disventure Camp,

- Don't talk about it that much, But I know a lot about it:

1. Danganronpa,

2. Your Turn To Die,

3. Pokemon,

4. Jojo's Bizarre adventure,

5. Ace Attorney,

6. Dead End Paranormal Park

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- Bands I Like:

1. My Chemical Romance,

2. Green Day,

3. Ice Nine Kills,

4. Falling in Reverse,

5. Panic! At the Disco,

6. Fall out Boy,

7. Pierce The Veil

8. System of a Down

9. The Misfits,

10. NX Zero

11. Måneskin

12. The Brobecks

- Music genres I like:

1. Pop Punk,

2. Punk Rock,

3. Post Hardcore,

4. Metalcore,

5. Grunge,

6. Pop Rock,

7. Rock.

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- My husbands btw:

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[magg0ts4d1nner]

Doing a little refresh on this blog so I decided to fix up my intro post !

im lily and I use they/them pronouns (u can also use she/her I don't mind that either)

Fandoms I usually post abt/interact with

The Lost Boys

Bill and Ted

I'm also really big into horror movies and stuff so you may see me reblog mainly 80s horror

This blog is mainly for me to rant about my interests and reblog a bunch of stuff relating to it

So fuck around and find out I guess 🦇🦇

[marsandwich]

Introduction cause now i’m getting WAY more mutuals and feel the need to introduce myself!

MINORS PLEASE LEAVE!!!!!!!!

Im mars (short version of my actual name) I go by She/her! I am 19🍂

I’m a HUGE maximalist!!!

Im Mexican!

Some of my boundaries:

i will never write for: rape,piss,scat,minors,really aggressive nasty sex/ smacking/ spitting in face/ cum facial, homophobia,racism,transphobia

what i will write for! :

vanilla smut, fluff, cuddles, freaky stuff but not to the point where it’s in my not write boundaries!😢

People i can write for: Schlatt,Ted, Charlie, (Tucker but NO smut and NO relationships. I will not write tucker x reader! i will write him as a supportive friend), Pedro Pascal!

please respect my boundaries as i will respect yours!!!! 🍂

tis a whimsical gal!

(photos aren’t mine they just are so pretty!)

[coolpointsetta]

omg your last post! i'm dying. isaac learns the secret to winning is to always guess "jamie," no matter how ridiculous the statement is (you want a bone? sit. stay. we need to get you checked for rabies). the only time isaac loses with this strategy is over something totally banal, like "want fried chicken for dinner?" because roy allows the dog more leeway than he does jamie

WE NEED TO GET YOU CHECKED FOR RABIES IS SO VALID ABHFJANDJSJS jamie is borderline feral 24/7 365, and roy loves him <3 his good feral little boy

isaac has become massively desensitized to all the crazy shit being thrown around, so he almost misses it when he overhears roy saying something so out of pocket to jamie but he’s so excited to make colin do the guessing for once.

and god even JAMIE gets confused with the fried chicken bc he wants some good fucking food, damn it

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

youll NEVER guess what movie i.m rewatching to stop myself from like, dying.

[hubba1892]

It happened again! [x]