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ted-answers · 1 day ago
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Ted, would you rather get tortured by AM or marry AM
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You’re new here, aren’t you?
(Ooc; the wedding arc was unironically so funny I still giggle thinking abt it. ALSO LOOK I REMEMBERED THE RING THIS TIME I DID IT I REMEMBERED)
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ted-answers · 1 day ago
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they're shipping you two...
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Gee, you don’t say.
(Ooc: i just grabbed some of my favorite asks lmao)
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ted-answers · 1 day ago
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Why are you the way you are?
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Which one of you triggered his daily mental breakdown? Seriously now I have to deal with him.
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ted-answers · 1 day ago
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Your fit is terrible genuinely, Ted. You shop at H&M or smth?
*pours burning hot boiling water directly on your cranium*
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“I don’t actually remember where I bought my outfit but I think it’s oka-“
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*water noises*
(Ooc; guys I’m alive I swear this blog isn’t inactive. I’m so sick rn send help)
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ted-answers · 1 month ago
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oh!! itrs been a while,, since i've held a little guy :o.. almost forgot how soft they were until now..
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-> : He just straight up starts rocking the baby and sings You are my Sunshine
( ooc ; i think hes bleeding more than usual, ahh!! well, thats gonna be a little bit of a mess.. )
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You seem to be doing just fine just- be careful! Please!….
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…. And maybe don’t bleed on them…
(Ooc; hey chat I’m back on the blog YEAHHH)
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ted-answers · 2 months ago
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this reminds me of the time i was a single father of 5 children (i think it was 5? probably.)
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actually, i want to try holding the baby,,
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You know what I trust you enough, here you go :]
(ooc; He's so tired)
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ted-answers · 2 months ago
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not a question but i have very complicated feelings towards you, ted. i wanna give you those big cartoon smooches and hug you but i also wanna knee you in the balls and spit on you
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…Thank? You??….
…Sorry???….
(Ooc; uaaghgg i love him my pathetic husband. I also wanna shove him into a meat grinder.)
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ted-answers · 2 months ago
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I see! I get you. I wish I could escape to one of them, too. Is there a magical world you favor over the others? One you would be happiest at?
And a little darker question if it's... Okay to ask! Has AM ever... Used those types of happy fantasies against you?
- Flower Anon 🌸
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It’s rather sad you can relate to me, I wouldn’t wish that state on anyone… as for if I could mention any story in particular I can’t. It’s been ages since AM has permitted me any stories. I’ve forgotten their names… the ones you mentioned before were nice though, I would be fine with any of them.
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…and yes AM does often torment me using general tropes. He’s a fan of making me suffer through the average knight in shining armor story, but instead of a happy ending it’s replaced by some grisly fate for myself. It’s nice being shiny and clean for a small period of time I will admit. As well as having someone to try and save… even if they’re fake. I only ever got to fulfill one saving act, and that ended terrible for me so I’m unsure as to why I still like it. Maybe it’s just nice to be the hero for once.
(Ooc; Ted being a fan of the knight in shining armor stories because he has a mild savior complex but also because he wants to be important to other people and needs to be needed. Hit post.)
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ted-answers · 2 months ago
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Hello Ted!! It's been a bit since we've last seen each other :)! I hope you are doing okay. I have a question!
Growing up, did you ever wish to visit any magical worlds? Ie: Narnia, Wonderland, Neverland, Oz, The Other World (Coraline), etc? ;0?
- Flower Anon 🌸
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Hi again! Ah yes the question- Oh yes, any and all. Due to my subpar living conditions escapism was a very common thing for me…
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…Especially because I was the only kid in my family that really enjoyed reading. My family couldn’t afford much, but our parents wanted us to be literate.. we had fantasy stories, fairy tales, and fables of all kinds. I suppose that’s why I have such a strong attachment to the knight in shining armor trope.
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It, at one point, was all that kept me going. To put it simply, yes, magical worlds were a thing I once wished to escape to…
…who am I kidding I’d escape to one now. It’d be nice to get out of this hell hole.
(Ooc: WAAAAA LITTLE TED WITH BOOK WAAAAA :,[[[[ SOMEONE HUG HIMMMM SAVE HIMMMMM)
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ted-answers · 2 months ago
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(In response to an answer)
> ahh yes yes! My name is Mot, and in the same way that many other people can speak with you is a lot like in the same way I can speak with you. I come from an alternate timeline where you... when a slug, had a bunch of smaller like sluglings, I was one of them! But yet I was born a runt... thankfully I was saved by the wonderful wisdom of AM. When I saw that fellow little flesh and machine hybrid you had there I couldn't help but make myself known!
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Gets evil!! /ooc
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Oh that’s!
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Niceeeee?…
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“I need to stop talking to odd creatures…”
(Ooc: Ted doesn’t know what to do with this information. Also, horrible attempt at drawing Mot but wanted to include em 😔🙏)
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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>so.. what is the kid's name?
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(Ooc momment) WELCOMING YOU BACK WITH A GOOFY LITTLE ASK I just wanted an excuse to draw Motor Oil and the Ted-AM baby together hsushahaha XD. But yeah welcome back my friend!
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Their name’s Charlie !
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I had to pick a more gender neutral name because, since they’re a robot, they don’t really have a gender. But I like the name Charlie so I’m not complaining!
…also who are you?
(ooc; the baby <3 also HELLOOOO. Ted has no fucking clue who motor oil is LMAO)
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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can i come over and stare at you like this
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(Ooc; only if I gets to stare at u like this)
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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How come neither Ted nor AM are surprised/panicking/losing their shit that there are actual humans interacting with them (aka asking quetions)? Is it simply a Fourth Wall break, or are you cooking up some kind of lore we aren't aware of? (side note: that would actually be so cool /nf)
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Well I mean you guys sure are humanoid…
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…but you’re certainly not human.
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AM. They aren’t human. Right?
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No.
(Ooc; disappears for a month, drops lore, doesn’t elaborate ALSO IM SO SORRY)
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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hey te------
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is that. a infant
[ violent crashing sfx in the background ] what the
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[ another critter has. essentially fallen out of the isolation box™ ]
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Yes.
Also stop multiplying I’m worried AM is going to kill you in front of me. Or you’ll be tortured. Neither are ideal.
(Ooc; IM SO SORRY)
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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Ted, erm... did you know you had... y'know, fangirls? Like, people who do find you... er, good-looking? I-I mean, I'm not the one to shamelessly try to get in your boxers, no no no no! But like... if you found someone who already loved you, without having to play the seducing game... how would you react? And, erm... would gender identity or current gonads matter for you in a relationship?
— A nervous wreck
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I am well aware I am- or was- popular with the ladies
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I’m afraid if I got together with everyone who said they loved me I wouldn’t have gotten anything done with my life.
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…are you offering?
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Because I’m kiiinnndddaaa busy being stuck in the center of the earth…
Also I think if you tired to date me AM would kill you. He doesn’t like when I have emotional reassurance.
(ooc; I’M BACK….. OH DEAR THIS ASK IS OLD IM SO SORRY)
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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ooc; rebloging this here to maybe gain more traction ^^ I am so brainrotted about these stories
Can anybody hear me
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PLEASE CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME
PLEASE……
The brainworms have taken over, it’s all over chat
I’m begging can anyone else see the vision
Close ups on images I particularly like
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ted-answers · 3 months ago
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Ooc; because I currently only have like 3 more asks I'm gonna immediately answer, the ask box is REOPENING!!!!! YIPPEE EVERYONE!
sorry for slow updates I was on a short vacation lolz
and also a friendly reminder that I have a "human" AM askblog that you can go to if I ever close the askbox here again- I'm only mentioning this bc nobody sends asks over therrreeeee
I'll reblog the intro post again if needed lol
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