#answer in character

[ted-answers]

Ted, would you rather get tortured by AM or marry AM

You’re new here, aren’t you?

(Ooc; the wedding arc was unironically so funny I still giggle thinking abt it. ALSO LOOK I REMEMBERED THE RING THIS TIME I DID IT I REMEMBERED)

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Atheists imagine you're immortal but you're constantly being chased by the Christian baby from the hypotheticals. Like it won't kill you if you touch it but if you do touch it you become a Christian baby too. Would you shoot the Christian baby

[gardenview-center]

Hey, Cosmo! What do you think about Sprout? Just between you and me, of course; he won't find out so BE HONEST!

- ☢️ Anon

“Oh, Sprout?”

“Well he’s my best friend! We do a lot together- I love baking with him, he always looks so happy, and it’s… nice seeing him like that. I like hanging out with him a lot.

Also why the pressure to be honest? I’m not saying anything I wouldn’t already say!”

(ooc; I fear he’s oblivious)

[hellspawnmotel]

whatever *tezuka-styles your deltarune cast*

[wormtime123]

(like two weeks late) quangle 4! this just turned into the cody compilation sorry

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[snailianz]

Investigation time!

[bunnygirllover45]

possession.

[canisalbus]

LOVE machete's prey animal ass eyes he looks like hes terrified a hwak us going to carry him off

[lonelyoleander]

fellas is it gay to um uhhh.. um.... uhh hhhhh ?????

[sky-is-the-limit]

Okay, dearest followers, be honest.

Which one of your fictional crushes do you truly believe that you could pull irl? Realistically. Taking all factors into account. Whether you were in their universe or not, up to you. But be HONEST.

[ted-answers]

can i get ellens number

“She… doesn’t have a phone…”

(Ooc; idk what when through my head while drawing this i thought it was funny haha in a morbid way)

[questions-about-blorbos]

Yo you just rb'd a post from a proshipper jsyk

respectfully, I don’t care what fictional things a person enjoys, it’s not my business, as long as they don’t hurt anyone in real life.

I’m not a fandom police and I hate fandom police. this is a fandom police free zone. ship the most fucked up fictional ship you can think of, because if you’re older than 3, I trust that you can separate fiction from reality.

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[reverie-starlight]

i think if you ask atsumu if he’d still love you if you were a worm one night before bed, he’d get all excited and turn to face you with this huge smile and be like “I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YA TO ASK ME! I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LOT!” and go on to explain his plan for two different scenarios- one where you get turned into a worm in front of him via wizard/warlock/witch/spell user/some curse, and one where you turn into a worm overnight and he’s not sure where tf you are in the morning bc he wasn’t there to see it happen.

he then goes on to proudly explain that in the first scenario he’d build you this little portable terrarium and carry you around while he finds a cure for you. and he’d take such good care of you.

in the second scenario he freaks out about you being gone, but comes to the conclusion that he’d somehow eventually realize that you were the worm he found on your pillow that morning and take good care of you and work tirelessly to find a cure as well. he tells you about the terrarium he’d build you in extreme detail. you’d apparently be living a luxury life worms could only dream of, according to him. no birds are getting you while you’re under his care. (<- his exact words.) he’ll get you the premium dirt and a huge fish tank.

so short answer is yes, he would absolutely still love you if you were a worm and he would go above and beyond for you.

you’re touched of course, and also very tempted to find a worm to put on your pillow before he wakes up and hide in the bathroom tomorrow morning to scare him a bit.

[swannsways]

favorite Angus Tully's quotes, The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne