Out of character I am 22, and for legal reasons hasn't committed several crimes that they'll never find evidence of
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Hey, here’s a concept. What if we stopped saying “but autistic people CAN do all those things” (erasing high support needs) and instead started saying “not being able to do those things doesn’t impact someone’s value as a person nor does it make it okay to commit eugenics”.
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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.
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no that's flint. A hint is a small measurement recipe bloggers will say instead of actual telling you how much to put in
I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me
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my dad just said "I don't have a religious story cause I'm going to dance lessons" and left.
I thought you'd wanna know
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@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!
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Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.
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whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy
fuck you
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I think I could teach my cat to play poker if I tried hard enough. He's a smart boy
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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.
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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.
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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
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